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A Chinese pair
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
  
Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1244 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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How do u CUT
How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Wife:Apko pata hai
Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.
Sharabi knocks d
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai
Police-chor se-"
Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."
A BOY on Drive
A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he
Tum chandar mukhi
Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!
Pappu ne Jungle
Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
How did Santa cheat
How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
1 admi doston ki
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
WIFE : kyu ji!
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
Patni=Suno ji,
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.Officer Ne Pucha"Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein?"Andhe Ne kaha "Andha-Dhund Fireing ke liye

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