Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA

Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.

Q. Who Is Girlfrnd ?Ans. Girlfrnd wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari aadat badal de.Aur ek din kahe."Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe"

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

1Ladka Apne Papa di marrige video dekhde hoye-Papa MeNe B Apni Shadi Pe item gals Nachani Hai.PAPA:Kute De Putra O Teri Mausiya Ha! !

Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ? Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!

Santa- Maine kabhi bhi shadi nahi karuga aur aur aur Aur Na Hi Apne baccho ko karne Dunga.

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.

Buddha Principal se:Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon?Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.

Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!