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Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!

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There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

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When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

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The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!