Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer

A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"

Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

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