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Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1170 views       General

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A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender
Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal
Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke