Santa-yaar ye

Santa-yaar ye
Santa-yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai banta-are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.
  

Jul, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1455 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Mam: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam AayeSanta: Par Mam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY?BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror
Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.