Once a sardar goes 4

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

Jan, 17 2012 347 chars (3 sms) 797 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta complained to

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Sardar was busy

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Banta ped pe chada

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