arj kiya hai..

arj kiya hai..
arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     9808 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kambhakt ishq ne aaj humko rula diya jis pe marte the hum unhi ne bhula diya hum bhi unko bhulane ko pite gaye,1 din zalim ne usme bhi zher mila diya
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge
Sote hue ko jagayeng hum Ap ki Nind churaynge hum Har waqt sms kr sataynge hum Ap ko ayega Ghusa! Lekin us Ghuse mehi yad to ayenge Hum!
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar
Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.