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Maszid mein namaaz
Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!
  
Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     839 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tu chand mange
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Vo Chum Le
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Mobile ka accident
Mobile ka accident ho gaya. Bahut SMS bah gaye. Docterne kaha hai operation ke liye SMS ki jaroorat hai. Please donate SMS & save my mobile
Ruthi hai aise
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unke milne julne
unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.
Aaj tum dil mango
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Arz kiya hai Bus
Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.
jab dekha unhone
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
Mausam shabab ka,
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Jab Se Para
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Hum SmS karte
Hum SmS karte hain to Woh Samajhte hain ki hume Aadat hain Paise Udaane ki. Lekin Woh Nadaan Kya Samajhe ki Ye bhi Apni Ek Adaa hai rishte nibhane ki..

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