Jeena tere pyar

Jeena tere pyar
Jeena tere pyar mushkil kar diya… humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya…… balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey…. eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya…
  

Jan, 23 2012     165 chars (2 sms)     1542 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
Hai apni ek hi abhilasha,na ho teri kabhi nirasha,Tujhe mile roz ek Bipasha,aur hum bulaye tujhe Balbir Pasha!
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha.Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha. Raste pe ja ke dekha to kidki pe koi nahi tha.
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
chand mien dekha aap nazar aae, sitaron mien dekha aap nazar aae, phoolon mien dekha aap nazar aae, aap zara side mien honge ta k koi aur bhi nazar aae
Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai,pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai,1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...