chand par kali

chand par kali
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi
  

Jan, 23 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1049 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai …
Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
Aapka har ek sms khas hota hai, wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai, Hum bhale hi turant jawab na de paaye, magar phir bhi aapke agle sms ka intzar hota hai..
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
Koi saanson main samaya sa lagta hai.kisi ko dil mein basaya sa lagta hai. Usse milne ki tammana hai lekin, aane jane ka kiraya bhi lagta hai.
Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA