It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

A man of courage is also full of faith.