Banta: What's the

Banta: What's the
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
  

Jan, 17 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1256 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.
BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"
santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"
Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
"Darling," said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she replied. "But what will you live on?"
Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.
SANTA Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :"You want lift?" SANTA says, " No thanks, my house is in ground floor
Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
banta to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. banta= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.
1 sardar running with his cycle. Person:Y r u running with cycle, u can sit & ride d cycle Sardar-Arey bahut jaldi me hu baitne ki bi fursat nahi hai..