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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
  

Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     882 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining. Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty. Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
My father dug the Suez Canal. Banta: That's nothing, have you heard of Dead Sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: My dad killed it.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK 2 open a S.B. A/C.After seein the FormHe had gone to DELHI for filling up U know y?FORM say "FILL UP IN CAPITAL
santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............