Santa: I got married

Santa: I got married
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1230 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..
Banta:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SaLeSMan:PLAIN Main Dikhau? Banta:Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona.
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror
Santa Translation:1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also 3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four.
Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.
Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the cinema.what was the name of the cinema? Ans:NO ENTRY
SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS 'DASTAK'
SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
How does a sardarji dial 9844498444? First he dials 98444 and then presses 'REDIAL'...! Intelligent sardar...