Santa: I got married

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Jan, 17 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1029 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..

Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.

Santa train ki patri par so gaya..Ek admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega!Santa:Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz he!

Banta: U cheated me. ShopkeepeNo, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio

Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...

santa calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!

SANTA:Shaadi premika se mat karnaa.BANTA:Kyon?? SANTA:Kyoki,Shadi se pehle vo Romantic lagti aur baad me uska,ROM ROM ANTIC Lagta he!

Sardar at bar in New York.A Man say 'Johny Walker single'other say 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar say 'Baljith Singh Maried'

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