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"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where
  

Jan, 17 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     920 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************
Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......
A Sardar found hs wife having affair.Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.Sardr ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai.
Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head? A.Iqbal Singh Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head? A.Iqbal Singh
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.
3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega.."
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa was busy removing wheels from his car Banta: Pahiye kyun khol rahe ho? Santa: Anpadh gawaar! Dikhta nahi kya Samne likha hai-Parking for 2 wheelar
SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.