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Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear...
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1089 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. Police: Oye tainu No ENTRY da board dekha nai? Santa" Oye!Mainu lagga film poster hai
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
Santa ka radio kharab hua usne khol k dekha, andar mara CHUHA mila, ye dekh k santa gusse me bola oh ho chalega kaise singer hi mar gaya hai
In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?
Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Sardar on April 1st: maine pani ko ullu bana diya aaj. Frnd: pani ko, wo kaise? Srdr:Oye!maine pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya.
Santa put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS!Why?Why..?He wantd 2 make it TallerStronger &Sharper....
Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha thaDinne7 to 10pm