banta to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. banta= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.

I sent u many messages but u didn't send me even a single message.Now i am deleting your number.Good Bye.A Sardar sent this2 customer care.

SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha.BANTA:Yeh kya hai?SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************

Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha? Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai". Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS