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Santa: bohot tension
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
  
Jan, 17 2012     109 chars (1 sms)     1264 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: For the past
Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.
Wht is the limit of
Wht is the limit of foolishness? Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter
Doctor says to
Doctor says to santa Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? santa: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara koon peeta hai..!
Q. WHICH IS THE
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Santa asks his new
Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.
Sardawife se..
Sardawife se.. Kamwali Shanti ko bulao,wife:kyon?sardaDr.bola hai ke raat ko tonik aur goli khao Aurshanti ke sath so jao..
Teacher: "I killed
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
santa:: Beta ye
santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi son :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Santa in Bio practical
Santa in Bio practical exam.Prof: Tell d birds name by seeing its leg.Snta: I don't know.Prof: U faild. Wat's ur name?Snta: C my Leg & TELL...!:
Banta ek sadhu
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Banta: Name the 3
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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