Sardar givs dictation

Sardar givs dictation
Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..
  

Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1133 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa-Ladki fasani aati hai?Banta-Nahi Santa-seekh Pehle 1 kagaz Ka jahaaj banao,Fir use class me udaao.Mam k puchne par ladki ka naam lagao
SANTAr: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler
Sardar traveling in plane, going 2 BangaloreWhile landing,he shouted"Banglore Banglore"Airhostess:"B silent"Sardr:Ok"anglore anglore
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....
Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...
TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..
Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.
In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
A beautiful girl was passing by..Santa : Kya maal hai yaarBanta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai