santa sent SMS 2

santa sent SMS 2 all friends "Oi, My mobile no. has been changed. Previously it ws nokia1100, Now its nokia2300. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile!

Jan, 17 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 920 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa singh: me paida

Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.

Boss: Ek achcha

Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de!Santa: Boss nahi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhayi diya

SAnta ko raat me

SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.

In a class, teacher

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Man: Santa where

Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Santa: I’m a proud father

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

INTERVIEWER: Imagine

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining

Sardar apni biwi

Sardar apni biwi ko Dr. Ke pas dikhane le gaya, Aur Dr. Ko khub mara, sabne pucha kya hua Sardarji. Sardar bola, Dr. Bolta hai meri biwi ka BP dekhna hai

Banta was traveling

Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive

Banta: When did George

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Santa baraf ka

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

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