Having lost his donkey santa,

Having lost his donkey santa,
Having lost his donkey santa, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
  

Jan, 17 2012     302 chars (2 sms)     969 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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