Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..

Banta: U cheated me. ShopkeepeNo, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!!

Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

santa sent SMS 2 all friends "Oi, My mobile no. has been changed. Previously it ws nokia1100, Now its nokia2300. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile!

SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes… Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step