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Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar seTV ke llaaava sub samaan le gayePolice:TV kyon nahi legaya??Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye

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Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......

SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...|

Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear...

santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.

Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these daysGuess why?because somebody had told him thatit is wrong to sleep with married women

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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