After returning back

After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Jan, 17 2012 156 chars (1 sms) 816 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta was driving

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santa calls Air India.

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