Santa: Whats the name of your car?Banta: I dont know.. but it starts with T Santa: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol..

Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children?ConductoOnly if they r above 8.SardaThank God., i have only 6 children

Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!

Santa was shopping in store.Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do! Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga

Santa singh kept staring at his computer screen for quite a while. To break the long pause another guy comes to him and asks, 'Why are you simply staring at it... why don't you do start working?' santa singh replies, 'Take a look at the screen...'. The other guy looks and there displayed is the message 'Press any key to continue'. The man asked 'So what?' santa singh replies, 'Look, this damn keyboard doesn't have the 'Any' key!...How do I continue now...'

Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.