Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo k kaha rha thaWaiter-ye kese khana kaha rahe ho?S-main maths ka teacher hu dal suppose ki hui hai

Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car

Santa completd his MBBS & Did His1st Operat'n.Soon aftr Finshing,Da patient died.Sardar:Guru mera pehla Gift swikar karo.

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Judge: This is 3rd time u are coming to court. Dont U feel shame? Sardar:"u are coming daily, dont u feel shame?

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

A Sardar found hs wife having affair.Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.Sardr ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai.

Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

Veeru-Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,SANTA sitting with his dog in the theator said-"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai"