Man: Santa where

Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Jan, 17 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 844 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo k kaha rha thaWaiter-ye kese khana kaha rahe ho?S-main maths ka teacher hu dal suppose ki hui hai

Santa call's wife-ghar nahi aa sakata.gadi k stearing,breaks sub chori ho gaye hai.5 min later.Aa raha hu.Galti se piche baith gaya tha!

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

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