Q: Why Santa is

Q: Why Santa is
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     868 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa to nurse-I luv u tumne mera dil chura liya hai,Nurse-Chal jhutha humne to sirf kidney churayi hai dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya…
TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.
Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.Ladki B.COM he!Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!
Santa in Bio practical exam.Prof: Tell d birds name by seeing its leg.Snta: I don't know.Prof: U faild. Wat's ur name?Snta: C my Leg & TELL...!:
Veeru-Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,SANTA sitting with his dog in the theator said-"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai"
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do! Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga