Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.
Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
