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SHADI KARNE KE
SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.
  
Jan, 17 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1425 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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ricky drives into
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
Patni:Mei jab gaana
Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.
How did Santa cheat
How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
What do you call
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
Ganja-Going On
Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua? Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.
Nurse:Mubarak ho!
Nurse:Mubarak ho! Aap k Ghar Beta paida hua hai ASHU:Wah! Kya Technology Hai! Biwi Meri Hospital me hai or Bacha mere ghar paida hua hai
Mallika at Airport
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Passengr 2 Bus
Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"
"Maathe pe lahu
"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
Wife saw sign board
Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Cotton sari 5/- Wife:give me 500 Rs I'll buy manyHsbnd=Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai
marwadi on his
marwadi on his death bed-My wife, r u here?yes i'm hereMy son?yes father. My daughter,r u here?yes i m dadTo phir saalo dukan par kaun hain???
Wife:Chalo na kahin
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me.aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

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