Patni: Suno ji,

Patni: Suno ji,
Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..
  

Jan, 17 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1442 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga
Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head "Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua? Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala he.
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena…
Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Narad muni dharti par BEER pene aye,12 botal pilane k bad, waiter:Apko chadti kyu nahi? Narad:Main BHAGWAN hoon.waiter:Chad gayi SALE ko…
Boy-suit bahut accha pehna hai.Grl-thnxB-Lipstick b acchi lagai hai.G-thnxB-mak up bhi bahut accha kia hai.G-thnx"BHAIYA" B-fir bhi sunder nahi lag rhi ho!
Shrma: Yar Mujhe Subah-2 Sans Lene me problem atti H. Varma: Problem to ayegi hi Subah-2 Baba Ramdev K chele saari oxygen jo khinch lete Hai
Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.
Tax Officr was laughing while auditing d return file of mallika sherawat, Another officr askd what hapnd?OfficeLaundry ka bil '7lack' bataya hai. :)--