Chuha: 2 din ke liye teri chaddi dena, Hathi: Ha, Ha, Ha, Pahenega kya..??? Chuha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi me mandap lagvana hE.

Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Sindhi Cals News Paper off. 2ask Rate 2 Print 4 Mortuary Clerk:Rs50 Per Word S:"Dada Dead" C:No,Min 5 Words S:OK,Dada dead,Honda 4 Sale!

Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne!Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department?Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan

Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana.. Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

Judge- Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!!

What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

1aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati heJytsh:Aap 3mahine me vidhva ho jayogi Aurat:Ye mujhe bi pata he ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nahi

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."