Nurse:Mubarak ho!

Nurse:Mubarak ho!
Nurse:Mubarak ho! Aap k Ghar Beta paida hua hai ASHU:Wah! Kya Technology Hai! Biwi Meri Hospital me hai or Bacha mere ghar paida hua hai
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     2517 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Girl-Dear hum kahan jaa rahe hai.Boy-Long Drive pe dear.Girl-Pehle kyon nhi bataya.Boy-Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break fail hua.
ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
Sir, kal raat Qaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi! Jailor : Isme itne hairan kyo ho? Sir,Hanuman bna Qaidi abhi tak sanjivni leker lauta nahi!
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha? studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai
RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me.aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
Circut:Bhai ye doctor log operation se pahele mariz ko behosh kyon karte hai?Munna:Bole to patient operation krna sikh na jaye ishiliye
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya.Dusre kutte ne usse pucha-yar tune woh ghar kyun choda?usne kaha-yar rat ko gane ki prctis wo karta h,subah log muje marte hai.
Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun