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Nurse:Mubarak ho!
Nurse:Mubarak ho! Aap k Ghar Beta paida hua hai ASHU:Wah! Kya Technology Hai! Biwi Meri Hospital me hai or Bacha mere ghar paida hua hai
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     2900 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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1 Admi Apni biwi
1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.
Teacher: what is ur
Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
gupta in Jail-Bachpan
gupta in Jail-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekna padta Mehta-Kya kehti thi maa? gup-Jb bat hi nai suni to kaise batau
Bhikari: Sahab ek
Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.
Aadmi Sadhu se bola
Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..
Cop 2 Sharabi:
Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin? Shrabi:Daru pine se nuksan pe Parvachan Sunne Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai? Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas
Girl's father- main
Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
Doctor:Agar kisi
Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"
PREMI:Abewafa tune
PREMI:Abewafa tune mera DIL jalakar rakh kar diya. PRMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahin jaye gi bhej de rakh bartan majne ke kam ayegi
Ganguli's son
Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)
Thappad marne pr
Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
Maine puchha chand
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

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