Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.

Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.

HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!

FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Operation ke baad patient bola: "Doctor saahab, Kyaa ab main aap logo se mukt hun..?" Uttar mila: "Beta,Doctor to neeche reh gaye, Main to Chitragupt hun..!!

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.

Chuha: 2 din ke liye teri chaddi dena, Hathi: Ha, Ha, Ha, Pahenega kya..??? Chuha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi me mandap lagvana hE.

SHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, JO SAMAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAO MILKAR IS BIMARI KO KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO, EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS....

Tax Officr was laughing while auditing d return file of mallika sherawat, Another officr askd what hapnd?OfficeLaundry ka bil '7lack' bataya hai. :)--

Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)