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Wife:Apko pata hai
Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.
  
Jan, 17 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1012 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Why sindhis are
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Teacher student se
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Message na karke
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....
Sir, kal raat
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Once in a jungle
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