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Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     15065 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
Q: "Naari" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: "Naari" ka matlab hai Shakti.Q: To phir "Purush" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: very simple ..... "Sehan Shakti"
Nurse:Mubarak ho! Aap k Ghar Beta paida hua hai ASHU:Wah! Kya Technology Hai! Biwi Meri Hospital me hai or Bacha mere ghar paida hua hai
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
1 ladki darzi ki dukan pe jati he or puchti he- Ji yaha gale milte he? DARZI:Waise gale milte to nhi lekin aap kehti he to Mil lete he
An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam.
SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.
One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock..! why...?? bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!
Tax Officr was laughing while auditing d return file of mallika sherawat, Another officr askd what hapnd?OfficeLaundry ka bil '7lack' bataya hai. :)--
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...