Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."

ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.

Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti

Buddha Principal se:Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon?Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.

Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"

How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

Man: me movie dekh rha tha usme chudel kabhi aage to kabhi pichhe chal rhi thi.. wife: konsi film Man: hamari shadi ki..

One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?Muna:DHOBIGHAT peCirt:Dhobighat boletoh?Muna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolneka

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.