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PATI:phon mere
PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liyetha
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Patni:Mei jab gaana
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Boy: mom, aaj mera
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
boy & girl of
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat
RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....
Man knocks at door.
Man knocks at door. 10yr old boy cums wid cigret in 1 hand & beer in other. Man-Papa ghar pe hai? Boy-Saale mujhe dekh k lag raha hai ki papa ghar pe honGE.
Why did HARBHAJAN slap
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji "Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?"Bhajji slapped & said "DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA"""""
Once in a jungle
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Munna bhai: Circuit
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Girl: Jaan Mujhe
Girl: Jaan Mujhe Aise PURPOSE Karo Jaise Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.. Boy: Kamini, I LOVE U,Mujhse Shadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Kambakht.!
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
Santa Ne Bantase
Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.
Papa beti Se-Beti
Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...

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