Sir-Tum Kal school

Sir-Tum Kal school Q nahi aaye?Raj-sir mujhe bird flu ho gya tha.Sir-bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?Raj-sir aap rozana murga jo banate The..

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RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat

RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....

Boy asks: Tute hue

Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge

Ek Dehati aurat

Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA

Snta 2 a doc: Apne

Snta 2 a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska hath lagte hi me theek ho gaya. Dc: Janta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe b sunai di thi ..

Rang De Basanti dekhne

Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi....

ek Aadmi dusre

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.Pucho kaise? Bhikhari Ko Pucha.. 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? bola- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga. Maine NHI DIYA

Jiska koi dost nahi

Jiska koi dost nahi hota use kya kehte hain ANS: "KOENA MITRA"

Ek aadmi BLOOD

Ek aadmi BLOOD k bare me book padh raha tha. Wife ne pucha-kyu aaj ye padh rahe ho? aadmi-Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai

Patni=Suno ji,

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

Jinn-Hukm aka

Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.

Girl:m tumhry lye

Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro

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