PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?Pati:-Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..

Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."

Written on the front side of a Girl's T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is an Old T shirt "..!

Wife-"Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"Husband-"Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar..

Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do

BANIA apne bacho se: Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5rs dunga Bache 5-5 rs le kar so gaye. Subah bola Jo 5rs dega use khana milega!!

Papu- Papa!Humare Rastrapati Kon haiPapa-Gadha,Murakh gober itna nahi janta ja anderse G.K Ki Book le ke aa..fir batata hun

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

TeacheSach aur Veham main kya faraq hai? Student: Aap jo humain padha rahi hain, wo sach hai, hum padh rahe hain, ye aapka