Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: 'aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?' saas: ' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!'
Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.
Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.
Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye