Premika-Tum to

Premika-Tum to
Premika-Tum to bass apne kaam mai lage rehte ho. meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! premi-Oyee pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
  

Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1587 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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REPORTELalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear.LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV dekhte ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai.Ye fashionwa hai.
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
Husband - Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.Wife - Woh Kya.?Husband - Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi.!
Train chali,Bheed badi,Itne me break lagi,1 Ladka 1 ladki se ja takraya,Ladki boli :- "Janvar ho kya?"Ladka bola :-"Jaan to tum ho, mai to Var hu."
Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.
PREMI:Abewafa tune mera DIL jalakar rakh kar diya. PRMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahin jaye gi bhej de rakh bartan majne ke kam ayegi
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Patient:Dr. Saab, N khau to bhuk lagti he, N sou to Nind ati he,Zyada kaam kr k thak jata huDR.-beta sari Raat Dhoop me baitho.Theek ho jaoge.
PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?Pati:-Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..