Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap

Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4812 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he Patni:zaher pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA
Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"
Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, Dulha bola: Chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga
Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi, tab mhare SMS ki BARSAT awegi, tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par mharo BILL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.?
Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola:Aur kuch beta??????Baccha: AB BHAAGO.
Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"
Police-chor se-" wada karo aagey se kabhi jeb nahi katoge !"Chor-"mai wada karta hun ab aagey se nahi balki pichhe se jeb katungA.."
1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta!!2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi!!
Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!
In a interview: What is uvr qualification? SardaIam PHD. Intervievewhat do u mean? SardaPassed Highschool difficulty.