Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap

Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4502 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Husband - Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.Wife - Woh Kya.?Husband - Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi.!
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO
BeggaSir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily? Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.
Heights of laziness: Boy-Papa 1glass pani dedo. Papa-Khudlelo. Beta-Plz dedo. Papa-Ab manga to thappad dunga. Beta-Jab thapad dene aaoge to pani lete aana.
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Teachewhat is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . ~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!
EK AISE JAGAH KA NAAM BATAO JO BANAYA TO AADMI NE, PER AADMI JA NAHI PAATE....???Ans:Ladies Toilet.....
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
Ek Dehati aurat chequecash karwane bank gyi Clerk:Sign karo Aurat:Kaise?Clerk:Jaise khat kaakhir me karti ho She wrote:AAP K MUNNEKI MAA