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Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4336 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Cop 2 Sharabi:
Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin? Shrabi:Daru pine se nuksan pe Parvachan Sunne Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai? Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas
ek Aadmi dusre
ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
Son:Me School nahi
Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.
Ek dulha ne shaadi
Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: 'aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?' saas: ' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!'
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Aisi Zindgi Se To Mout Achhi He Achanak Yamdoot Bola Tumhari Jan Lene Ka Hukam He Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab Insan Majak B Na Kare.
Once in a jungle
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
SARDAR &SARDARNI were
SARDAR &SARDARNI were FIGHTING. SARDAR says:tu SAALI KUTTI! SARDARNI replies:tu SAALA KUTTA! the KIDS was near them said "HUM SALE PUPPY!
Wife:kal raat tum
Wife:kal raat tum nind me mujhe galiya de rahe the.Hub:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?Hub:Yehi ki main soya hua tha
Premika-Tum to
Premika-Tum to bass apne kaam mai lage rehte ho. meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! premi-Oyee pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
Passenger-Tumne
Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala Somu-Muje Machis chahiye thi Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the Somu-Me ajnabi s bat nhi karta..
Ek aadmi kabar
Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!
Q: "Naari" ka matlab
Q: "Naari" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: "Naari" ka matlab hai Shakti.Q: To phir "Purush" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: very simple ..... "Sehan Shakti"

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