Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Bhai ye post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiyee.Man: Kya karun, khushi ke maare kuch samajh Nahi aa rha

TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof, Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo, Mhane diyo fassaye."

Sardar:Dr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha. Dr:to ab kya hua.Sardar:hua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha AB NAHA LU KYA..?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

2 admiyo ki Biwiyan Gum ho gayi,1 bola:teri Biwikesi hai?2:Blue eyes,Rosy lips & charming,Aur teri?1:Meri chhod teri dhundhte ha

Lady to Conductor: Bhai,Kitne Hrs. Bus Mein Rehte Ho? Conductor:24 Hrs. Lady: How? Cond:8Ghante Iss Bus Mein Baaki 16Ghante Biwi K Bus Mein.

In a interview: What is uvr qualification? SardaIam PHD. Intervievewhat do u mean? SardaPassed Highschool difficulty.

FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo."

WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai_ Man:"Bilkul Galat hai: Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

EK BIHARI KI MAUT BIJLI GIRNE SE HUI. PAR US KI LAASH HASTE HUE MILI. BHAGWAN NE PUCHHA: AISA KYUN? BIHARI: HUM SOCHA KOI SASURA HUMARI PHOTO

Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..!