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Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4415 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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HANSA: A Prafful wife
HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!
Train chali,Bheed
Train chali,Bheed badi,Itne me break lagi,1 Ladka 1 ladki se ja takraya,Ladki boli :- "Janvar ho kya?"Ladka bola :-"Jaan to tum ho, mai to Var hu."
Teacher: what is ur
Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
Wife-"Main Maike
Wife-"Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"Husband-"Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar..
Hathi ne chuhiya
Hathi ne chuhiya ko chheda Chuhiya hathi ki biwi k pas gai or boli samjha le apne mard ko,abhi to baaT aurto me he he, mard hamare ghar bi he
Lady to Conductor:
Lady to Conductor: Bhai,Kitne Hrs. Bus Mein Rehte Ho? Conductor:24 Hrs. Lady: How? Cond:8Ghante Iss Bus Mein Baaki 16Ghante Biwi K Bus Mein.
teacher-osama ki
teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha? studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai
Papu hotel me
Papu hotel me hath dhone jata hai or Basin dhone lag jata hai. Waiter-Sir ye kya kar rahe hai? Papu-Are yaha likha hai Na WASH BASIN..
Chuha: 2 din ke
Chuha: 2 din ke liye teri chaddi dena, Hathi: Ha, Ha, Ha, Pahenega kya..??? Chuha: Nahi meri beti ki shaadi me mandap lagvana hE.
Boy friend: Tumhare
Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.Girlfrnd: Qu Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?BF: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE.
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
Kid On 1st April
Kid On 1st April: Kitchen Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai. Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska. Kid:April Fool wo toh PAPA hai.

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