Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap

Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.

Jan, 17 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 4414 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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1Ladka Apne Papa

1Ladka Apne Papa di marrige video dekhde hoye-Papa MeNe B Apni Shadi Pe item gals Nachani Hai.PAPA:Kute De Putra O Teri Mausiya Ha! !

Maalik: Ramu, iss

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Girl-Dear hum

Girl-Dear hum kahan jaa rahe hai.Boy-Long Drive pe dear.Girl-Pehle kyon nhi bataya.Boy-Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break fail hua.

MAMU: Bhai, apne

MAMU: Bhai, apne ko char mahine me Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao. MUNNA BHAI TAMIL kyun, aur char mahine ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU: Maine ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahine me bolne lagega.

Ganguli's son

Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)

Air hostes pathan

Air hostes pathan se,Sir,ap kya lena pasand karengePathn:Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,AHostes:Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he

SAWAAL: Patni maike

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai..

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Train chali,Bheed

Train chali,Bheed badi,Itne me break lagi,1 Ladka 1 ladki se ja takraya,Ladki boli :- "Janvar ho kya?"Ladka bola :-"Jaan to tum ho, mai to Var hu."

Santa- Maine kabhi

Santa- Maine kabhi bhi shadi nahi karuga aur aur aur Aur Na Hi Apne baccho ko karne Dunga.

BeggaSir,Family se

BeggaSir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily? Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.

Train me 1 macchar

Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha.Wo pakad k kha gaya.Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha.Usne pakad k chinese se pucha : kharidoge kya ?

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