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Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4739 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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