Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap

Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     4435 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..
Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha, tabhi to fail hogaya
Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai, dekho to..Premi: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,kyu na use wahi rahne diya jaye mai dubunga to sahara dega.!!
Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.
Boy-suit bahut accha pehna hai.Grl-thnxB-Lipstick b acchi lagai hai.G-thnxB-mak up bhi bahut accha kia hai.G-thnx"BHAIYA" B-fir bhi sunder nahi lag rhi ho!
Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.Girlfrnd: Qu Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?BF: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE.
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya.Dusre kutte ne usse pucha-yar tune woh ghar kyun choda?usne kaha-yar rat ko gane ki prctis wo karta h,subah log muje marte hai.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai,MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi…
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!
Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin? Shrabi:Daru pine se nuksan pe Parvachan Sunne Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai? Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas