Bhakt: pandit ji.

Bhakt: pandit ji. Aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent ho, undrstndng ho,kabhi jealusy na kre aur 1 badiya cook ho. PanditJI- AFWAAH.

Jan, 17 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 7291 views Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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