What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.Mom:kyu?Son:Naukri krunga.Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.

Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

Papu- Papa!Humare Rastrapati Kon haiPapa-Gadha,Murakh gober itna nahi janta ja anderse G.K Ki Book le ke aa..fir batata hun

A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- "kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??"

gupta in Jail-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekna padta Mehta-Kya kehti thi maa? gup-Jb bat hi nai suni to kaise batau

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mummy: Nahi tobacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya,Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..Pappu: Behanji,Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho?Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE..

ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!