Man: Sir, my wife

Man: Sir, my wife
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1044 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy:Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 BaarGirl:Kya Tum Pagal Ho?Boy:Nhi,Main Naii Hoon
ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?Muna:DHOBIGHAT peCirt:Dhobighat boletoh?Muna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolneka
Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin? Shrabi:Daru pine se nuksan pe Parvachan Sunne Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai? Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas
"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
Man knocks at door. 10yr old boy cums wid cigret in 1 hand & beer in other. Man-Papa ghar pe hai? Boy-Saale mujhe dekh k lag raha hai ki papa ghar pe honGE.
What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"
One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
Bhakt: Bhagwanji aap kab kush hote ho, Bhagawan:jab hindi film me vilan ladki ko pakadata hai tab ladki bolti hai please mujhe bhagawan ke liye chod do.
2 sikh Soldiers capture a pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u.Paki. askd-6 aya to?Sikh -luddio nahi kheli kya? dobara bari.
Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko..HUSMUKH kahte hai, Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?HUSBAND