Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.

bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mummy: Nahi tobacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Q Diya?Tujhe Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta.?Murgi-Dar Ki Wajh Se 1 Anda Diya haiWarna Me to Murga Hun..

RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....

Air hostes pathan se,Sir,ap kya lena pasand karengePathn:Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,AHostes:Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

Man knocks at door. 10yr old boy cums wid cigret in 1 hand & beer in other. Man-Papa ghar pe hai? Boy-Saale mujhe dekh k lag raha hai ki papa ghar pe honGE.

Santa Pilot se head phoneCheen Raha hota hai....Pilot : Yeh Kya kar rahe ho ?Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.

Dr.-Kal dawai PEELI thi?Patient-Nahi, wo to LAAL thiDr.(shouted)-Mera matlab KHA LEE thi?Patient-Nahi Doctor Sahab, wo to BHARI thi !

Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!