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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8767 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning
Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM
The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience n nothing so hard to apply.. Good morning..
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future., It is something you design for the present. Make each moment a happy One." good morning...
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng
No One Has Ever Achieved Greatness by Playing it Safe becoz when U go in Search of Honey, it is Obvious to be Stung by Bees...Gud Mrng!
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
Life is a rope that swings us through hope . Always believe today is better than yesterday &tomarrow will be much better than today..G'Mrng