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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8747 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Blue be the sky
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
We're not too
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
Look d sun
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
Make yourself
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng
Never quit ur
Never quit ur attempts on ur way to victory.Never underestimate urself,Bcoz we r all born WINNERS.SoLive 2 WIN;Stay 2 WIN;Breathe 2 WIN.. Good Morning
"Who helping u
"Who helping u,dont forget them""Who loving u,dont hate them""Who hoping u,dont cheat them"If u follow this rule,ur life wil b precious.--GM
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
Kill the STRESS
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
Bhor hui dekho kya
Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...
Faith consists in
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
Everyone is good to
Everyone is good to you,till you expect nothing from them..!And you are too Good to them only till u fulfill their expectations.!Good Mng
Whnever u smile,
Whnever u smile,I am near u to share it. Whneveru feel sad, I am inside ur heartbearing d pain.So dont b sad, ursorrows hurts me alot. B happy alwaz.. Gm

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