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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8822 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Yestrday in my
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Life's probs wouldntbe
Life's probs wouldntbe called hurdles ifthr wasnt way2getover thm Obstacles r those frightful things u see whn u take ur eyes off ur goal.GM
What looks 2b
What looks 2b Nothingfinally that bcomes Everything&what is everything suddenly changes 2 NothingThats Life !Learn 2 Live n Live 2 Learn.GM
Meaningful words:
Meaningful words: mirror is my best friend.. because when i cry; it never laughs...:gm
A heartbreak is not
A heartbreak is not always loud as a bomb blast,it may b as quiet as a feather fallin & most painful thing is nobody hear it.GM
Nevr get discouraged,
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM
Doctor implants
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
If u fall, dnt see
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
an honest smiled
an honest smiled from a smiling heart crossing miles, has just reached ur inbox, wishing u a day full of happiness n relaxation.have a great day
Life is a rope
Life is a rope that swings us through hope . Always believe today is better than yesterday &tomarrow will be much better than today..G'Mrng
Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
Hello, wakeup...
Hello, wakeup... Let sun learn frm ur eyes how to be cool... Let flowers learn frm your smile how to be fresh forever... Have a good day.....

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