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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8512 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Alwys b d reson

Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM

In our Lfe Hapinss

In our Lfe Hapinss is mre imprtnt thn Smile.B'coz Smile cmes frm d Lips,but Happiness comes from the Heart. So I wish u 2 b Happy Always.!GM

Life is like math.

Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng

2 Be Happy,Dnt

2 Be Happy,Dnt do whtevr u Like;bt Like Whtevr u Do...Happiness cum nt frm Havin much 2 Live on, ut Havin much 2 Live For...! Gud Morning!!!

Don't keep ur

Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning

So simple it is

So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!

Beautiful Pictures r

Beautiful Pictures r Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life b sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U!. gd mrng

STRENGTH grows when

STRENGTH grows when we dare..UNITY grows when we cheer..LOVE grows when we share &RELATIONSHIP grows when we care!GD MRNG

Be "Bold" when

Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng

LAZY BONE WAKE

LAZY BONE WAKE UP! The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

Never forget what

Never forget what sumeone say to you whaen they are angry.Because that is when truth comes out .gm

:Its easy to

:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG

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