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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8917 views Greeting > Good Morning

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if you are HAPPY

if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG

Have a Icy Morning

Have a Icy Morning with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs with Jumpy Joys. Have a Swt Day! *Gud Mrng*

May you rise

May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day

Try holding a

Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng

Not all angels

Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you “HELLO” and wishing you to be safe all the time

God created the

God created the World in 6 days but it would have taken him centuries to create someone as Caring,Good Looking and as Special As YouGd Day

God smiled at

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

We came in this

We came in this world wid dfear of not knowing any1..ButWe will go frm this wrld with tears after knowing every1....AND That's called"LIFE".GM

Excellent Love -

Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning

"Opinion Are like hAnd

"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM

Do not pray

Do not pray for easy lives.Pray to be stronger.Do not pray for task equal to ur powers.Pray for powers equal to your tasks.GOOD MORNING

HARDWORK=H+

HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng

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