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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8776 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity,Tied with care & Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe whole day!GOOD MORNING…
4a nice frnd nice morng 4a sweet frnd sweet morning 4a loving frnd lovly morning 4good frnd GOOD MORNING.
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng
Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life.
New Morning + New Aim + New Achievement + UR Dedication + Committment = SUCCESS Just TRY it & Win the Day! Good Morning & Have a Great day!
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
Life bcomes a burden when we struggle 2 be with some1 who does not even knw hw much we luv them. But it bcomes even worse when they know it & still we struggle.GM
Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations.... Gud morning