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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8888 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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U crossed my mind just now so I whispered a prayer. I asked God to make u happy forever and ever.gd mrng
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!gd mrng
Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM
What is the secret of success? "Right Decisions" How do you make right decisions? "Experience" How do you get experience? "Wrong Decisions" =)gd mrng
Khwabo k jahan se ab laut b aaiye,Hui subah ab jaag b jayie,Chand aur taaro ko ab keh b dijiye "bye" aur pyari si subah ko kahiye "hi"
G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…
Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning
Morning is Silent,Morning is Calm,Morning is Beautiful,But Morning is not complete,Without wishing u Good and Wonderful Day.
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,Id Never B 2 Far…GD MRNG
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm