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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7794 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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ALITTLE KEYS OPEN
ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!
When we want to
When we want to talk more than usual to our dearest, sometimes we cant say even a single word. Just the silence says, 'I hve lot to talk'…GD MRNG
It's always good to
It's always good to compromise only when,the other side understands ur feelings.but its not good to bend so much that u loose ur existence.GM
"m a Birdstanding
"m a Birdstanding at your window. Guarding your eyes from the Sunlight with my wings, Waiting 4u to wake up in order to say..Gud mrng
Whenevr dere is
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
Life Laughs At
Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
Every morning, leave
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
U crossed my
U crossed my mind just now so I whispered a prayer. I asked God to make u happy forever and ever.gd mrng
Dont b afraid of
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
God planted a
God planted a seed of faith in our hearts, so all we had to do is water it with prayers, fertilize it with words of God and cultivate it with lots of love.good morning
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Life is not about
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm

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