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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8609 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Bells giv us tinkles,

Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng

Wen u run so fast 2get

Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM

Never argue with

Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng

"Every Relation Is

"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!

If U Feel Litle

If U Feel Litle Bored,lil Sick,lil Sad or Lost,U Knw Wats Wrng?U R Sufrig 4rm Lack Of Vitamin"ME".So always Stay In Tuch Wid Me.Good Morng.

Thought of the

Thought of the day:"Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood.GD MRNG

arrow can be

arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory

When I breath

When I breath, I don’t see air but I knw it's around me!Wen I send a sms, I don’t see U. Bt I hope u think of me wth a smile!GM

When All season

When All season will go dry, When All birds leave the sky, When All will say Good Bye, Once Again U will Find Me saying HHiiiiiii!!gd mrng!

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG

GO HERE ! GO

GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT “TAKE CARE”

Always try to prove

Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM

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