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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8383 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Take but GIVE more

Take but GIVE more. Hate but LOVE more. Order but AGREE more. Talk but LISTEN more. Forget but FORGIVE more & IT Will Come Back to U.Gd mg

Sometime words are

Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning

" One of the most

" One of the most important things you can teach your kids is to have a sense of humor in the face of life's difficulties." Good Morning

Wen a prsn expcts

Wen a prsn expcts care from u It desnt mean dat thr's no 1 to care 4 him It means d care from U is vry special dan dat from any1 else G.M.

Its Possibl bt its

Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM

Today's weather report

Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day

A famous saying by

A famous saying by Buddha on AngeR U will not be punished for ur anger. U will b punished by ur anger. So stay cool all times.GM

H__m is not

H__m is not complete without "u" and Lo__e without "v" So the equation is 4 Hum "u" are must and 4 Love "v" are must. Good morning Have a nice day

Evry succesful person

Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng

A smile is like a

A smile is like a recharge card of life, whenever u insert d recharge of a smile, a beautiful day is activated !! So, keep smiling ....Good morning

sometimes ur luck

sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.gd mrng

Morning is not

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....

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