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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8388 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Real fact:No one

Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM

If People around U

If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG

Be optic in(HEART)

Be optic in(HEART)Be dynamic in(THOUGHT)Be static in(MIND)Be electric in(CHARACTER)Then u will be(MAGNETIC)everywhere.Gud morning!

D word 'HELLO' means,

D word 'HELLO' means, H-How are u? E-Everything alright? L-Like 2 hear from u. L-Love 2 c u soon. O-Obviously,I miss you!!... So HELLO.gd mrng

Cheerful people are

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person

Success of life will

Success of life will create crowd 4 u, loneliness of life will create vaccum 4 u, but tough times in life will create the true person in u..good morning:

LIFE Is Not A

LIFE Is Not A REHEARSALEach Day Is A New Show,No Repeat, No RewindSo Give UR Best Shot In All UR Worthy Acts As The Show Goes On & On.G'mrng

Lyf is not

Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true

Therere is no special

There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day

SMS are not

SMS are not for timepass.They silently says, that I M Thinking of U. & also making U to think of me for a moment….GM

If u see some1

If u see some1 without a smile,give him one of urs.... Coz u r among a few good people who can shine other's life by just walkin with them.

No life ever grows

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM

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