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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8186 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Do not pray for easy lives.Pray to be stronger.Do not pray for task equal to ur powers.Pray for powers equal to your tasks.GOOD MORNING
God planted a seed of faith in our hearts, so all we had to do is water it with prayers, fertilize it with words of God and cultivate it with lots of love.good morning
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
God Says:Tu Kuch Chahta Hai, Me Kuch Chahta Hu,Hota Wo Hai Jo Main Chahta Hu,Tu Wo Kar Jo Me Chahta Hu,Phir Wo Hoga Jo Tu Chahta He.GD MRNG
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
an honest smiled from a smiling heart crossing miles, has just reached ur inbox, wishing u a day full of happiness n relaxation.have a great day
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!gd mrng
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng