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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8590 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Ur words are not my disturbance. The disturbance is ur silence. So don’t disturb me wth ur Silence. Alwys disturb the Silence Btween us.GM
Belief is the most powrful tool against trials. The most effectve medcine against doubt & the most valuable gift to someone we care for..GD MRNG
Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don’t carry your past with you. good morning.
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
Brilliant quote- A good example has twice the value than that of good advice…. So always try to set an example rather than giving advice.GM
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other! Gud mrng