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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8478 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Success & Excuse
Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG
The loveliest day
The loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that Love still Colours your World through people who Truly care & never fail to remember you...Good morning..
When i open
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE, SWEETEST N INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE:- Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik he, Inka wastawik jivan se koi sambandh nahi hai..Gud day.
Life is like riding
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Gd mrng
Anger is quelled by
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
Birds are Chillaing,
Birds are Chillaing, Hens are kukding, Sun is Uging, Moon's is doobing, Sky is Whiting, peacock are Naching.All are kahing Good morning R U Suning.
Cute and true lines.
Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng
Friendship opens many
Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view; But none could be more beautiful,Than the door that leads to U....Good Morning
Sum Ppl Think That
Sum Ppl Think That BLACK Color As Sentimentaly Bad, But They 4get 2 Know About "Every Black Board Makes Bright Students"GM
Never search your
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng

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