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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8141 views Greeting > Good Morning

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A NeW dAy beginning

A NeW dAy beginning Is pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY It'S s0 nIcE 2 kNoW u & hErE's WiShInG oUr FrIeNdShIp CoNtInUeS 2 gRoW In eVeRy DaYz To CoMe. GuD MRNG

Jindagi itni mushkil

Jindagi itni mushkil bi mat samjo ki usme jina hi mushkil ho jaye. HAPPY EVER CRY NEVER.GD MRNG

Life is the art of

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.Incidents happened cannot be erased,So make each movement careful, memorable & positive....

The amazing truth

The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG

The Breeze has

The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning.

GOD has deposited

GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng

Jo aise chod k

Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!

Education Gives

Education Gives Quality Of Life..Money Givs Quality Of Respect..Sangathi Givs Quality Of Love..But,Friendship Givs Quality Of Heart.G/M

"To Be Successful'U

"To Be Successful'U need Friends,But….To be VERY Successful,U need Enemies & Competitor.."GM

Try holding a

Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng

The good deed

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng

WhAt wil u do if

WhAt wil u do if 1 dAy d whole world on 1 side & u on opposite ?Simple..Just Turn bAck n u r leAder of d whole world.We say:Think DIFFFERENT .GM

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