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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8566 views Greeting > Good Morning

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People..Say i am

People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG

"if People talk behind

"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng

Kindness in words

Kindness in words creates confidence,Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,Kindness in giving creates love...Gud Mrng!

if you get less

if you get less messages from me… never think that I don’t care for you but I am in search of the right message for the best fnd like u GD MRNG

Hot tea with

Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, & lovely morning with my GUD MORNING sms.

Be "Bold" when

Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng

Being deeply lovd

Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm

Each time I text

Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!

When u r in light

When u r in light,evrything wil follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.Thats life:G'mrng

Life is Not a Rehearsal.

Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng

Life is a dream,

Life is a dream, realize it.Life is a challenge, meet it.Life is a duty, complete it.Life is a game, play it.

MeAning Ful Life:

MeAning Ful Life:If u cAn not be a pencil to write anyone's hAppinessTry AtleAst to be nice Rubber 2 ErAse everyone's Sorrow.GM

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