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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8735 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
Time is lik a river U can't touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed wil never pass again Cherish every moment of ur life.. Good morning.
LIFE MeansL: LoveI: IncidentsF: FriendsE: EmotionsIf F miss in lifeden LIFE Becomes "LIE"So Don't 4get "Friends"Goooooooooodmorning
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM
Good things come to those who WAIT. Better things come to those who TRY. Best things come to those who BELIEVEDesire things come to those who PRAY.GD MRNG
Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM
Searching for me... Luk towards ur left ... Did'nt found me.. luk towards ur right ... Still can't find now Luk into ur HEART... *Good*Morning*
Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM
When Kids learn to walk, they keep falling; but to them its not failing, its learning.So there's nothing called failure. Evrythng is a Lesson.GooD MorninG
Defeat is not when u fall down, it is when u refuse to get up..! So keep getting up everytime u fall.. Thats attitude of life. GOOD MORNING....
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg