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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8152 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Worst thng in

Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG

whenever i want

whenever i want to see u,i"ll just close my eyes,if god decides to take u away from methen i"ll ask god to close my eyes forever...Good morning. Good day

Heart said to

Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg

A Child laughs abt

A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning

People r made 2

People r made 2 be Loved & Things r made 2 be Used"The confusion in the World is"People r being Used &Things r being Loved"'Crazy world'.GM

Bell give us tinkls

Bell give us tinkls,Fountain giv us sprinkls,Crying giv us wrinkls,& gud frnd mak us laugh& laughing gives us dimple skeep smiling.GD MRNG

Be happy when

Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else's. gd mrng

New day, new

New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.

In The Past Nobody

In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.

When it is hard

When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG

Forget things that

Forget things that make u sad,And remembr those made u Glad,Forget Trouble that passed away,And remembr Blessings dat Come each day...G'mrng...

People..Say i am

People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG

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