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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8573 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Bhor hui dekho kya
Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...
If Yesterday
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
Silence is the
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...
A beautyful day
A beautyful day is waiting for you.Walk with aims,Run with confidence,Fly with your Achivements.So,get up.Make lovly DAY .... Good morning.
BEAUTIFUL people
BEAUTIFUL people reflect GOD in their lives.They THINK HIS thoughts, SPEAK HIS Words & LOVE without end.Remain a Beautiful Person ALWAYS!Hav a gr8 day
If you desire
If you desire to ‘blossom’ like a rose in the garden, you’ll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. good day!
Early this morning
Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets of fruits - love ,happiness peace of mind and told me 2 share them with peal dear 2 me. i’m sharing all with u…
A beAutiFul Thougth
A beAutiFul Thougth:A winner cAn Show u d Way to Success..But A Loser cAn mAke you AwAre Of All WAys LeAding To FAilure..!-GM
If u MAnAge to
If u MAnAge to Smile at Any Situation,U r the winner of Highest Number of heArts in This world.So ManAge with Smile Anytime nd Anywhere.GM
When We Wake
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng
Aankho mein Aansu hai
Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG

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