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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8841 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Get up from

Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.

WhAt wil u do if

WhAt wil u do if 1 dAy d whole world on 1 side & u on opposite ?Simple..Just Turn bAck n u r leAder of d whole world.We say:Think DIFFFERENT .GM

Always welcome a

Always welcome a new day with a smile on you lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you’ll have a wonderful day ahead…..Good Morning !!!!

Whenevr dere is

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Nice Relationships

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Loveless life is

Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning

Never take some1 for

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A NeW dAy beginning

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If you MisS an

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A Warm Gud Monin

A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea !Wider Than What Eyes Can See !Soft Like Silk Should Be !&Sweeter ThanHoney 0f The Bee !

GreAt Thought:

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Prblm is jus d

Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng

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