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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8418 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Before u get
Before u get out of that bed.before u peak out the window take a special hug from me and a kiss on your cheek.Its my way of saying Good Morning and have an awesome day.
I am not afraid of
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
3magical words of
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
life......a
life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng
A Grt Thought:
A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG
We’re not too
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning
All beautiful things
All beautiful things start from the heart.All bad things start 4m the mind".Never let the mind rule ur heart.Let the heart rule ur mind.GM
THE MORE U
THE MORE U WIL DELAY TO MAKE UR DECISION THE MORE U R MISSING OPPURTUNITY, ANYWAYS ITS UR WISH TO TEST US BUT ATLAST U MAY MISS THE BUS.GM
what is the meaning of Sms?
what is the meaning of Sms? share my sweetness. search my soul. seek my sweetheart. succeed my smartNess.see my smile.so keep sending smses
To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
Don’t take life
Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
If I had a penny
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM

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