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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8066 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When Flood comes,
When Flood comes, the Fish eat Ants,When water dries, the Ants eat Fish.Fate gives chance to everyone.Just have to wait for our turn..GM
Life is a combination
Life is a combination of success and failure. Both are needed. God can do anything for you if you simply give Him a chance. Gud Mrng…
KITKAT-Kis In Time
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
Silent lips may
Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
Don't only be close
Don't only be close with someone who makes u happy.B close with sum1 who can't b hapy without U,it makes a lot of difference in life:GM
If someone is
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give. Gd mrng
People with clear,
People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.good morning
Difficulties in ur
Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy U, but to help u realise ur hidden potential. Let Difficulties Know That U R DIFFICULT.Gud mrng
Life is Not a Rehearsal.
Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng
The value of life
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
An interesting thought
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM
I'l wak wit u
I'l wak wit u in evry step of Life, bt jst promse me u'll hide ur wings evrytim v walk together coz i dn't wnt the world 2knw tht my Frnd is an angel. gud mrng

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