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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8692 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
HARDWORK=H+
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
'Pyari Si Morning
'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING
"Some Flowers Grow
"Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun;Others do well in Shadow.God Knows What is Best For us & Puts us Where We Grow Best..GM
A beautyful day
A beautyful day is waiting for you.Walk with aims,Run with confidence,Fly with your Achivements.So,get up.Make lovly DAY .... Good morning.
Never Conclude a
Never Conclude a Person onHis Present PositionBCoZTIME has The Power to changean invaluable stoneinto a valuable Diamond..GM
"The one who likes
"The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels ur pain."GM
"Only fEw truE
"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng
If u wait to b happy
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever! Gud Day
SOUL BACK FROM
SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
The Two of
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
Be who you
Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.

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