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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8522 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi,Now I Am Coming To Meet U...In The Way Of Sun Light...In The Way Of Sweet Breeze...In The Way Of Good Wishes...Just To Say Good Morning..
Your worst days r never so bad, that u're beyond the reach of God's grace. And ur best days r never so good, that u're beyond the need of God's grace.gd mrng
Subaha ki kiran boli, "Utth, dekh kya nazara hai." Maine kaha, "Ruk, pehle SMS karlu useko jo sab se pyara hai..."
U dont know how high U can fly untill U give a real good try. Just do your best in each try. May b the sky will have to shift little higher.Hv a fantastic day.
Love is like shadow & career is like lightIf u try 2 catch d shadow,u wll miss d light if u walk 2wards light,shadow wil automatically follow.GM
A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG
Life starts with a voice but ends with silence...Love starts with a fear but ends with tears..True friendship starts any where and ends no where.G'Mrng!
"We are all driven by the quest for joy. Behind all our plans, actions, expectations, lies this perennial thirst for joy.GM
Think Twice:"An inch of time is An Inch of Gold"Bt u cAnt Buy thAt inch of time Wit Any inch of Gold.GM
Chahe gussa karo Chahe galia do Chahe sir pito Chahe cell todo Chahe ghar ka saman bekher do Hum to isi time GUD morning bolenge.
Being a friend is not just sharing jokes, conversations, cup of coffee or funny story. It means sharing honest n true part of yourself...Gud mrng
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM