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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8274 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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""The Greatest
""The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking Truth Is That U Don"t Have 2 Remember What U Said.."" If you talk lie ? You Have to Remember .GOOD MORNING"""""
Education gives quality
Education gives quality of life.Money givs quality of respect.Wife gives quality of love.but friendship gives quality of heart.Gd mng
No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng
"First pretend to
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
Cockacoladuuuuuu,
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
A Wellwisher is
A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
"Share all you
"Share all you have with the needy so that no one feels deprived and neglected.GD MRNG
To win someone's
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
Don't judge ur
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
Trust should be
Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
A person who loves
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng

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