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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8605 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
I like the people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.. Think again.. Its worth understanding. good morning
Let the most butiful dream cum 2u 2nite, Let the sweetest person cum in ur dream 2nite, but don’t make it a habit bcoz I wont b able 2 cum daily.. Gud MRNG
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
Wen KIDS learn to walk,they keep falling;but to them its not learning. so there's nothing called failure. everything is lesson. G.M.
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
Golden rays of golden sun, Golden day of golden rays and Golden wishes of golden day for GOLDEN person like U!" GOOD MORNING.
It takes several yrs for a seed to become a tree.A flower takes months to blossom.So hav patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.GM
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning