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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7922 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Wake up wink
Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
Faith consists in
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
Smile a while and
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE
success and excuses
success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng
Of all the smiles
Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.gd mrng
Health is not
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning
I pray 2 God
I pray 2 God 2 give u shanti, shakti, sampati, swarup, saiyam, safalta, samrudhi, sanskar, swasth, sanman, sarswati, sneh."SUPRABHAT
Always try to keep
Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
Success slogan 1
Success slogan 1. Define ur self.2. Never give up.3. Plan ur future.4. Realise the value of time.5. Think positive.6. Catch ur dreams.GM
the happiness of
the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG
pray 4 yr life
pray 4 yr life that u truly deserve. A life as gud as yr heart. A life as bright as yr smile. And life as wonderful as you are.GM
Trust is the
Trust is the Base of Every Relation..A Small Mistake Can Change its Entire Meaning..Missing Letter 'T' in Trust..Can 'Rust' the Relation.GOOD MORNING.

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