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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8061 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG
Morning is Silent,Morning is Calm,Morning is Beautiful,But Morning is not complete,Without wishing u Good and Wonderful Day.
God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.G'Mrng
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Smile is theLighting systemof the Face.Cooling systemof Heart. Charging systemof Mind.Pain or pleasure, maintain a smileSo keep on smiling.Gud morning.
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Hot tea aapke bed pe hai Sooraj ki kirnein head pe hain Newspaper aapke gate pe hai Ab to uth jaiye, aap kis k wait me hain!!Good morning