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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8171 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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One hand of help, one word of sympathy, one act of Humanity, one smile of charity, one message a day can change someone's 'Life and Mood'. .Good morning...--
"Life is a Book of Mysteries.,U'll Never kNow which Page wil briNg a Good Twist.,So,keep On ReadiNg.,Bcoz HappiNess comes wheN it's Most Unexpected".GM
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It’s fine, but please don’t 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!
My lovely messages are not for time pass.They silently say thatI'm thinking of youright now and alsoMaking you tothink of Me for a moment..Good morning
Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG
CHEER up and REJOICE Coz every new day brings new Life.... new blessings.... new hope! Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM
The world's happiest person never gets all the best things around him. He just makes"The best of what he gets" Gud Mrmg...
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
IT'S TRUE THAT WE DON'T REALISE WAT WE'VE GOT UNTIL WE LOSE IT, BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE TAT WE DONT KNOW WAT WE'VE BEEN MISSIN UNTIL IT ARRIVES..