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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8105 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Simple bt meaningful words:"Wat u wan u don get,Wat u get u don enjoy,Wat u enjoy is nt permanent,Wat is permanent is boring"That’s life.GM
When u r in light,evrything wil follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.Thats life:G'mrng
2 aspects of life:If v become too Sentimental, its too Hard to Lead Life & if v become too Practical,its too tough to Respect Relations…!GD MRNG
ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!
"I am" is d shortest sentence in d English language.Cld it be that "I Do" is d longest sentence-The best way out of a difficulty is through it.GM
Attention Please!Passengers In Sweet Dream Airlines R Requested To Open Their Eyes,The Flight Is Landing At Beautiful Day! "GOOD MORNING"
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
Its Not Important 2 Hold All D Gud Cards In Life..But Its Important How Gud u Play With D Cards Which U Hold.GM
Anger is a Condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except the tongue.G.D.
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
Inspiring lines for the day:Born with personalityis an accidentbut dying as a personalityis an achievement.GM
Morning Breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds,Melting dew,Along with dis"LITTLE HEART"Wishing a very"GLORIOUS MORNING"