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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8532 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other! Gud mrng
A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING
friend gives support,a good friend gives protection,a best friend gives life.But a real friend gives full of his care and affection.Good morning. Gud day 4--
Problem is just d distance between Expectation n Reality. Either Expect less n Accept d Reality, Or Expect a lot n turn it into Reality! GM.
Best Msg:Worlds most beautiful things happen 2 worlds most beautiful ppl but perhaps beuty doesn't lie on face, It lies in realm of hearts!GM
Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng
God gives us a loving spirit so we can be better persons; not just gifted with a mind that understands but with a heart that truly cares. Good morning!
If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. Gd mrng
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
The loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that Love still Colours your World through people who Truly care & never fail to remember you...Good morning..
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,ButGives More Light.So Always SmileandProve dat U r the Best Tube Light…GD MRNG