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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8876 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Problems are like

Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM

Ur words are

Ur words are not my disturbance. The disturbance is ur silence. So don’t disturb me wth ur Silence. Alwys disturb the Silence Btween us.GM

Heartlly welcome 2

Heartlly welcome 2 cool mrng. Happy welcome 2 fresh mrng. Great welcome 2 new mrng. Lovelly welcome 2 nice mrng.. I wish u Gud mrng & have a successful day

GOOD MORNING The

GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

Feel D pleasure

Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.

Success does not

Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, it depends on your quick action on important decisions..Gud mrng

YESTERDAY IN MY

YESTERDAY IN MY DREAM U WERE COUNTING LOT OF MONEY !!But i didnt understand why u were sitting in front of temple...!!Good Mornin!

If you desire

If you desire to ‘blossom’ like a rose in the garden, you’ll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. good day!

Both Anger &

Both Anger & Happiness r complimentary..Make ur anger so expensivethat no1 can afford it & make ur happiness so cheap that people get it free frm u!GM

Man's Rise or Fall

Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…

Always be the

Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it. be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

Time is lik a

Time is lik a river U can't touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed wil never pass again Cherish every moment of ur life.. Good morning.

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