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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8245 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
Dastak di kisi ne kaha khushiya laya ho, i nbox chota na pad jaye itni doaein laya hu naam hai sms aapko GOOD MORNING kahne aaya hu.
When you fight, fight like a lion. If you get hurt, fight like a wounded lion. The only losers in this world are the quitters." G M
Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression.. Be careful when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression.G'Mrng
Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever! Gud Day
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." Gd mrng
Keep the smile. Leave the tear. FeeL the joy. Forget the fear. Hold the laugh. Leave the pain. Be Happy forever..Gud Morng
Gud relations dnt need anyPromises,Terms & Conditions.It just need 2Wonderful People "One who canTrust & OneWho Can Understand''.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience n nothing so hard to apply.. Good morning..
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!