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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8867 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Excellent Love -
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
Life's probs wouldntbe
Life's probs wouldntbe called hurdles ifthr wasnt way2getover thm Obstacles r those frightful things u see whn u take ur eyes off ur goal.GM
Morning greetings does
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
PLeasure In Ur
PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.
When you arise
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
If we are truly
If we are truly desirous of ascent, beatifying bliss and peace, we must begin to look inwards.GD MRNG
Good morning n
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
Character is Like
Character is Like a Book!It Takes Seconds to BurnBut it Takes years to PrintSo Print it Carefully&NEVER Let It Burn.GM
Alwys b d reson
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM
A frnd like U is
A frnd like U is a sweet gift, an emotional lift,a heart healer,a mood chiller,a gem so rare,a happy mate..& offcourse for me a lucky fate! Gd morng!
Morning is Silent
Morning is Silent,Morning is Calm,Morning is Beautiful,But Morning is not complete,Without wishing u Good and Wonderful Day.
"Be big enough
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning

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