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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8538 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If u cry because the sun has gone out of your life,your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars To be upset over what you dont have is to waste what you do have GOOD MORNING . Have a nice day
Never let dreams die, for if you do, life will only be a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, andas long as there is hope, there is joy in living.'**** GOOD MORNING
What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY
Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
Life is love enjoy it . Life is gift accept it life is game play it . Life is journey complete it. But total life is not a joke remember it good morning
Arguing with a boy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Aftre some time,u realize that u r getting dirty,but the pig is actualy enjoyng!
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.
I like the people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.. Think again.. Its worth understanding. good morning