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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8347 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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We're not too
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
I try to Beeee
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
Easily achieved things
Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning
Always start your
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
"To Prevent ur
"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM
Keypad locked press
Keypad locked press unlock & then * Now press * Keypad active 1 message received opening Message "GUD MORNG FRiND
Quote for the day:
Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM
Speak less to
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM
Everything about
Everything about the Future is uncertain, but one thing is sure. GOD has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust Him.gd mrng
If an egg
If an egg breaks due 2 outside force! inside life ends!but... if it breaks from inside!life begins! great things always begin from inside! so try to make your inside good!good morning
:Its easy to
:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG
Arguments throw
Arguments throw Heat on the Subject.While Discusions throw Light.Arguments show who is right.While Discussions show what is right.G'Mrng

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