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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8663 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
Above the dark
Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning!
The Hard Reality
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
Life is a Game:everybody
Life is a Game:everybody says,"mistake is d 1st step of success." D fact is"correction of mistake is d 1st step of success'.Gudmrng!
If you want to
If you want to be the happiest person in the world, engage yourself in the most busiest work" Good Morning.
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
Live wit no
Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG
The best gifts
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
How can u spell
How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.
Life is a combination
Life is a combination of success and failure. Both are needed. God can do anything for you if you simply give Him a chance. Gud Mrng…
" Desire, determine
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning
A Nice Thought-
A Nice Thought- "when we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we have the heart to forgive someone, who made usCRY.GM

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