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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8348 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Let the most butiful dream cum 2u 2nite, Let the sweetest person cum in ur dream 2nite, but don’t make it a habit bcoz I wont b able 2 cum daily.. Gud MRNG
A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG
Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity,Tied with care & Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe whole day!GOOD MORNING…
Respecting your inner self, your soul-reality does not mean that you become egotist or arrogant or have some superiority complex."GM
When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm
It's not one great deed that defines who you are. It's the little good things you do to others day by day that count. Carry on! People may not notice but God does.
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)
Sumtimes v think-why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2 us without speking words D reson is dat,u hv got nothing big 2 say,but still want 2 stay in touch...!!GM
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
U'll never get a 2nd chance to mke a 1st impression..But remember the 1st impression is not the last CHANCE...Gud mrng.Have a nice day.
Did u know SILENT & LISTEN have same letters? They may be different for others but are very relevant to us,coz I can LISTEN even when you"r SILENT
We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we will get what we love or love what we have. That"s Life...Good Morning"