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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8629 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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An Early Morning Greeting Doesn't Only Mean "GOOD MORNING", It has a Silent Message Saying "U R MY FIRST THOUGHT OF THE DAY"... "Good-Morning" HV A NICE DAY.
Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.
Every Day is special if u think so,Every moment is memorable if u feel so,Every One is unique if u see so,Life is wonderful if you LEAD so.!GM
Keep the smile. Leave the tear. FeeL the joy. Forget the fear. Hold the laugh. Leave the pain. Be Happy forever..Gud Morng
"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency,"Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don't delay anything&Don't wait for anything.gd mrng
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
"The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,but those who find happiness in problems and learn to live with things
LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM
God is 2 wise that he created friends without "Price Tags" B'coz if he did, i can't afford such expensive friend like "U" Take care. & hav gud dy
fresh morning fresh day fresh smile fresh faces fresh lifebut still the same good old love..,wish u have a refreshing day..Good Morning
I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.