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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8212 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have." Enjoy every bitBe happy and make others happy..Gud mrng
AtTiTuDe RuLeS There are Only2 people who cn Tell U d Truth About Urself,A Friend who has Lost his Temper & an Enemy Who starts Loving you.GD MRNG
2 Be Happy,Dnt do whtevr u Like;bt Like Whtevr u Do...Happiness cum nt frm Havin much 2 Live on, ut Havin much 2 Live For...! Gud Morning!!!
Who said OPEN and CLOSE are opposite words? We are always OPEN to the person whom we are CLOSE to,,,, Isnt it…?GD MRNG
friend gives support,a good friend gives protection,a best friend gives life.But a real friend gives full of his care and affection.Good morning. Gud day 4--
Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
If you MisS an OpportuniTy, do not Fillup ur eYes with TeaRs! KeeP yoUr visioN CLEAR, so thAt you will Not misS the neXt onE...!! G.m.
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
Even a correct decision is wrong when it's taken too late.Vision without action is a daydream.Action without vision is a nightmare.JUST THINK.Gud morning
Greatest gift u can give to some one is UR TIME. When U give ur time , then u are giving portion of UR LIFE that U will never GET BACK GOOD MORNING
A ray of light, a ray of hope.A brand new day, know u could cope.When the day is done, look back & see,how the good sun has touched you & me.Gud mrng!