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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8000 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Difficulties in ur
Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy U, but to help u realise ur hidden potential. Let Difficulties Know That U R DIFFICULT.Gud mrng
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Smile-is a language
Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success. Smile-is to win the hearts. Smile-makes every moment worth living. Keep smiling.gd mrng
To be kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Often people need a patient heart that listens. No a brilliant mind that speaks.GD MRNG
Life is Small,
Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng
NO & YES r short
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
"Every morning is
"Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life".To make the day's life beautiful is in our hands.wish U a very Brightful Day. Good morning--
Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
DREAM MAKES ALL
DREAM MAKES ALL THING POSSIBLE, HOPE MAKES ALL THINGS WORK, LOVE MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND SMILE MAKES ALL THE ABOVE SAID THINGS. KEEP SMILING.
The value of life
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
Memories are always
Memories are always special. sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried. and we cry by remembering the days we laughed. thats life..good morning

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