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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7935 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Truth of life:"U

Truth of life:"U may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but remembr finally U have to live with the charactr, not with the beauty.."GD MRNG

Phool khilte hai

Phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,Baharon ka sama hota hai aapke aane se.Zyada mat sona, Kyoki har SUBAH hoti hai AAPKE muskurane se.GOOD MORNING..

Welcome the fresh

Welcome the fresh morning with a "smile" on ur 'face", "Love" in ur "Heart" and 'Good Thoughts" in ur mind & You ll have a wonderful day.

Make yourself

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng

Welcome d new

Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.

Life bcomes a

Life bcomes a burden when we struggle 2 be with some1 who does not even knw hw much we luv them. But it bcomes even worse when they know it & still we struggle.GM

Please open ur

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

24hrs make a

24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life

"Be big enough

"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning

Hardwork is like

Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM

Be "Bold" when

Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng

"SOME TIMES, WHEN

"SOME TIMES, WHEN EVERY ONE ELSE IS WAITING FOR SOME ONE ELSE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP, YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO DRIVE THE CHANGE." G'Mrng

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