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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8494 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
When it is hard
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG
Birds are Chillaing,
Birds are Chillaing, Hens are kukding, Sun is Uging, Moon's is doobing, Sky is Whiting, peacock are Naching.All are kahing Good morning R U Suning.
I want to send
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
WADIYO se SURJ
WADIYO se SURJ nikl aaya he,FIZAO me nya RANG chaya hai,KHAMOSH Q ho Aap ab to MUSKURAO,AAP ko GooD morning kehne aap ka Dost aaya hai
Thandi hai cofee
Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
When All season
When All season will go dry, When All birds leave the sky, When All will say Good Bye, Once Again U will Find Me saying HHiiiiiii!!gd mrng!
Two aspects of life
Two aspects of life If we become too sentimental its too hard to lead life n If we become too practical its too tough to maintain relation.GD MRNG
It feels Good
It feels Good to stAnd on Ground And wAtch up high at your Aim..But it feels the best When you stAnd up High And Others wAtch u as their Aim..! Think
Be who you
Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.
Whatever happens 2
Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
Now The New Day
Now The New Day Has Juzzz StartedLet It Be The Best One YetFull Of Hope, Success And GladnessLeave Nothing To RegretGood Morning ..

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