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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8127 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dust is dirty clean
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
Always have a
Always have a Positive attitude in life: There is something Positive in every person & every situation..... Even a dead clock is right twice a day!. Gd mrng
Don't cry because
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend. GD MRNG
A nice Thought read
A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it." .gud morning
People..Say i am
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Follow two things
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
Experience is not
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.GM
When u r in light
When u r in light,evrything wil follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.Thats life:G'mrng
What A beautiful
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
If U want to
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
Meethi neend Meethe
Meethi neend Meethe khwaab,Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab.Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me,1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.

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