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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8360 views Greeting > Good Morning

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thought 4 a lifetme

thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG

Fact of life "whom

Fact of life "whom u don’t need today, u will need them tomarrow whom u neglect today,will never again accept u tomarrow.GD MRNG

It is a simple

It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning

Now The New Day

Now The New Day Has Juzzz StartedLet It Be The Best One YetFull Of Hope, Success And GladnessLeave Nothing To RegretGood Morning ..

IF u love any

IF u love any one truely but still u dint Get his love never take to mind,BE happy that atleast,once in a life time uFell in true love.gud mrng

'TIME' is a rare luxury

'TIME' is a rare luxury whch can never be purchased at any cost.So wen some1 spends it 4 u, it defines d depth of care for.GM

Life is like view

Life is like view from your window. If you dont like it, you cant change it. But you can change the way you look at it. Then see how beautiful life is.GM.--

Feelng grateful or

Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM

If u worry about

If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM

Your soul came

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM

Zindagime dukh

Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM

Choose ur words

Choose ur words carefuly. Each word has d power 2make or brek.Price&Worth mean d same,bt wen u add LESS,1bcums PRICELESS & other WORTHLESS!

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