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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8626 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I pray 2 God
I pray 2 God 2 give u shanti, shakti, sampati, swarup, saiyam, safalta, samrudhi, sanskar, swasth, sanman, sarswati, sneh."SUPRABHAT
Get up from
Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.
Excellent Lines.
Excellent Lines."People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love..!"Think of it…!GM
Pyaar Ka Prabhat
Pyaar Ka Prabhat;Sneh Ka Savera;Mohobbat Ka Mast Mausam;Preet Ki Pyari Pukaar;Aur Mitra Ki Muskaan.Aaj Ka Shubh Din'MangaLMay' KaLyanMay ho.
No Toothbrush No
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
"Mistakes increases ur
"Mistakes increases ur experience and experience decreses ur mistakes.U learn from ur mistakes ;others learn from ur sucess.GM
Excellent Love -
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
Har nayi subha
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
Golden rays of
Golden rays of golden sun, Golden day of golden rays and Golden wishes of golden day for GOLDEN person like U!" GOOD MORNING.
Silence in lips
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...
TRUE WORDS:"We
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
gud mrng! have
gud mrng! have a nice sunday! have wonderful hours! have sweet sweet minutes! have sugarfree seconds! u know, y sugarfree? coz u'r already so sweet

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