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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8241 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'
It Seems Good 2 Stand On Ground & Watch Up High At Ur Aim. But The Best Is 2 Stand Up High & Let Others Watch U As Their Aim......! Gud MRNG
Its better to be in chains with friends, than to be in a garden with strangers.GD MRNG
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day
Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng
Success is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome while achieving success..Gudmrng
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM
Sun cant come2 earth but send love as rays.Cloud cant come 2 river but send love as rain.I cant come 2 U but can send my care as msg to "U".gd mrng