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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8628 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Who said OPEN and CLOSE are opposite words? We are always OPEN to the person whom we are CLOSE to,,,, Isnt it…?GD MRNG
I wantd u 2 know Dat u r in my thoughts & in my heart as well.& I m sending u awish 4 awonderful day.I hope lots of sunshinecomes ur way..Gud mrng
Thought of the day-Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, bcoz its difficult to realize the pain when u see someone else filling ur space..!:.GM
Between yesterdays mistakes n tomorrow hope, there is a fantastic opportunity called TODAY!!! so live it in your own style, rock ur life.GM
Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
If we are truly desirous of ascent, beatifying bliss and peace, we must begin to look inwards.GD MRNG
"NEVER CHANGE UR ORIGINALITY" 4 the sake of others ... coz no 1 can play ur role better than u...gd mrng
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
Don't only be close with someone who makes u happy.B close with sum1 who can't b hapy without U,it makes a lot of difference in life:GM
SubaH ki pEHli kirAN bOli utH kyA NaZara hAi MaiNE kaHa zaRa ruk peHlE osE yAd kARLO jO jAAn sE pyAra hAi GoOd mOrninG !
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....