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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8476 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When I met my
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
Education gives quality
Education gives quality of life.Money givs quality of respect.Wife gives quality of love.but friendship gives quality of heart.Gd mng
Dont run ahead
Dont run ahead of God,Let Him direct ur steps.He has plans & He has time.God's clock is never early nor late.It alwys strikes on time.G'Mrng
This s stay-in-touch'
This s stay-in-touch' msg. smtimes it hapns tat frds dnt communicate thinkng Y shd I if d other doesn’t.'m breakng those thots-keep n touch….GM
The Pessimist sees
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty… The optimist sees it half full… And the realist JUST ADDS WHISK good morning.
We may not
We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning
What is the secret
What is the secret of success? "Right Decisions" How do you make right decisions? "Experience" How do you get experience? "Wrong Decisions" =)gd mrng
.''Be willing to
.''Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness '' Good m0rning....
sum1 asked me
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.
Extending One
Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,Rather than Joining Two hands for Prayer.GD MRNG
Gulshan me bhanwron
Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
Arguing with a
Arguing with a boy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Aftre some time,u realize that u r getting dirty,but the pig is actualy enjoyng!

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