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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8906 views Greeting > Good Morning

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LAw of beAutiful life

LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM

No one is rich enough to

No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!

The Breeze has

The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning.

"If you focus on

"If you focus on results you will never change if you focus on change you will get results."Have a Great Day

thought 4 a lifetme

thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG

Being a friend is

Being a friend is not just sharing jokes, conversations, cup of coffee or funny story. It means sharing honest n true part of yourself...Gud mrng

I woke up a few

I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!

Never hesitate in

Never hesitate in taking risks & working hard BCoz "u have2 dive deep in2 d sea 2 find d pearls.They're never found on d shores".Gud mornin

A butterfly lives

A butterfly lives only for few days, but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious, live it fully, live it lively.gd mrng

Happy I DAY"

Happy I DAY"Happiness Always Looks Small When We Hold It In Our Hands.But When We Learn To Share It,We Realize How Big And Precious ItIs.

We may not

We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning

if you are HAPPY

if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG

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