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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8777 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A NeW dAy beginning Is pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY It'S s0 nIcE 2 kNoW u & hErE's WiShInG oUr FrIeNdShIp CoNtInUeS 2 gRoW In eVeRy DaYz To CoMe. GuD MRNG
The FUTURE belongs2those ppl who believe in beauty of thr DREAMS & best way2make ur DREAMS COMETRUE 4ever is2wakeup.GM
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng
Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed. Never disappoint a person who cares about U. Good mrng
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
The value of any relation is not hw much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness dat one feels without someone...G'Mrng!
With petals of roses,palm full of holly water,light of full sun,fragrance of flower and grass with dew.i wish u a very special good morning.
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM
A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile
:Eyes of Gold,Eyes of Silver can never be like yours coz, ur Eyes shows ur LoVe for me and i can sit all day looking in to ur Eyes..Gd Mrng