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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8544 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea !Wider Than What Eyes Can See !Soft Like Silk Should Be !&Sweeter ThanHoney 0f The Bee !
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
When we want to talk more than usual to our dearest, sometimes we cant say even a single word. Just the silence says, 'I hve lot to talk'…GD MRNG
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM
Dont worry for the delay in ur success compared 2 others bcoz construction of pyramid takes 2 much time thn an ordinary building....GudMrng!
Anger is a "wide ball" leave it.Fear is "no ball" let it.Smile is a "sixer"-hit it.Friendship is a "wicket" get it.Failure is a "bouncer"-Forget it.Problem is a "yorker" face it.Success is "century" make it.Luck is a "free hit" use it.Than u can rock the IPL of the life.gm