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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8370 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
DEW on ROSES are the TEARS of NIGHT to give way to the MORNING LIGHT.I keep them in my PALM,close my EYES & wish you a very special "GOOD MORNING".
The Shortest Solution to any problem is to minimize the distance between our knees & the floor.Those who kneel down to GOD, can stand up to Anything!GM
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
YESTERDAY IN MY DREAM U WERE COUNTING LOT OF MONEY !!But i didnt understand why u were sitting in front of temple...!!Good Mornin!
One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
Only a lovable prsn can feel ur silent pain & wil hold ur hand til u bcom strong again.I'm here 4 U always as a "Loving Friend" Good morning dear...
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM
TAZI HAWA ME PHOOLO KI MAHAK HO, PAHLI KIRAN ME CHIDIYO KI CHAHAK HO, JAB B KHOLO AAP APNI PALKE UN PALKO ME BUS KHUSIYO KI JALAK HO,
Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, it depends on your quick action on important decisions..Gud mrng
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng