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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8100 views Greeting > Good Morning

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DREAM MAKES ALL

DREAM MAKES ALL THING POSSIBLE, HOPE MAKES ALL THINGS WORK, LOVE MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND SMILE MAKES ALL THE ABOVE SAID THINGS. KEEP SMILING.

You cant have

You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time .good morning

"Love ur self,

"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng

"I am not afraid

"I am not afraid of dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens".Good morning..

EYES-expres d real

EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words! TOUCH-shows d care than any words do, but WORDS-when used proprly can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.Gd mrng

The value of any

The value of any relation is not hw much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness dat one feels without someone...G'Mrng!

Lyf is not

Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true

When earthly help

When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.

If u see some1

If u see some1 without a smile,give him one of urs.... Coz u r among a few good people who can shine other's life by just walkin with them.

Evry sunset give

Evry sunset give us 1 day less 2 live,bt evry sunrise give us,1 day more 2 hope!So,get up & hope 4 the best.Gud Day & Gud Luck

Care is the sweetest

Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.

5 Steps to every

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

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