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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8931 views Greeting > Good Morning

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:Eyes of Gold,

:Eyes of Gold,Eyes of Silver can never be like yours coz, ur Eyes shows ur LoVe for me and i can sit all day looking in to ur Eyes..Gd Mrng

arrow can be

arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory

As rain covers

As rain covers the sun. truth covers the lies. angels cover the evil. flowers cover the garden. i wish and pray that happiness covers all the worries of your life. good morning

Attentiottention Please

Attention Please!Passengers In Sweet Dream Airlines R Requested To Open Their Eyes,The Flight Is Landing At Beautiful Day! "GOOD MORNING"

Garden ful of

Garden ful of flowers flower ful of honey Honey ful of sweet sweet ful of taste But my HEARTFul of you & your FRIENDSHIP......$ Gud morning..

Wen life seems

Wen life seems to be a journey thru a dark tunnel, just take me along... I dont promise 2 lead U to light, But I can assure U tht U are Not Alone..Good mornin

Loveless life is

Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning

SHOOT FOR THE

SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS

Simple Bye makes

Simple Bye makes us cry Simple joke makes us Laugh Simple care makes us fall in Luv & Touch makes us feel best Bt my msg makes u smile!GM

Paani ki bunde

Paani ki bunde phulo ko bhiga rahi hai,thandi lahre 1 taazgi jaga rahi hai,ho jaiye aap bhi inme shamil,1 pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai...good morning…

A Child laughs abt

A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning

When i open

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!

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