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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8113 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never play with
Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng
We’re not too
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning
Don’t aim to
Don’t aim to b a slave in heaven,Atleast aim to b a king of hell.-Alwys think different whch is better.GM
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
When it is hard for
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng
KITKAT-Kis In Time
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
You cant have
You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time .good morning
I pray 2 God
I pray 2 God 2 give u shanti, shakti, sampati, swarup, saiyam, safalta, samrudhi, sanskar, swasth, sanman, sarswati, sneh."SUPRABHAT
When You Speak
When You Speak From Your HeartAnd Say The Words Your Soul Has OnlyDared To Whisper,That's When Miracles Happen !!So, Believe In YourselfGood Morning
Real fact:No one
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Only few true loving
Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. Gud Mrng..Gud Day..
Whenever u think
Whenever u think about me, remember me. Then just send me sms with names.But don't expect the same from me, bcoz i can't send u sms for every second.Gd mrng

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