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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8661 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng
Best End: FRI"END,
Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
In life, don't focus
In life, don't focus on trying to make the right decision; instead work on making the decision right." Good Morning
One song can
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM
Apologising does
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning
A Relationship doesn’t
A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM
Ordinary people don't
Ordinary people don't value their own time rather try to waste others time. so keep yourself away from these people. good morning
When U DO ANYTHIING
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
IF People Talk
IF People Talk Behind UR BackWhat Does That Mean?Simple! It MeansYOU ARE 2 STEPS AHEAD of themSO keep Moving Ahead.GM
If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
Excellent Love -
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
Kamyabi tumhare
Kamyabi tumhare kadam chume, khushian na kabhi tumse rooth paaye tumhare jivan mein ugta suraj har roz sukh ki kirnein failaye. good morning.Have a nice day.

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