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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8546 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Here's 2day's
Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING
SOUL BACK FROM
SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
A beautiful quote
A beautiful quote by one of the world's famous comedian, Charlie Chaplin : "I love to walk in rain as no one can see me cry".gd mrng
Try holding a
Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng
"Every Relation Is
"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!
Excellent Lines.
Excellent Lines."People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love..!"Think of it…!GM
When life seems
When life seems2 b a journey thro a dark tunnel,Jus tak me along.i dont promise to lead u to light,but i can assure u that u r not alone.good morning
LITTLE KESYS CAN
LITTLE KESYS CAN OPEN BIG LOCKS, SIMPLE WORDS CAN EXPRESS GREAT THOUGHTS, HOPE MY SIMPLE WISH CAN MAKE YOUR DAY GREAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY
Never take some1 for
Never take some1 for granted,Hold every person close to Yr Heart B'cs U might wake up 1 day & realise that U've lost a diamond While U were busy Collecting StonE.GM
'In a hot day,
'In a hot day, when I look 4 a place to hide,I can't find any place cooler than ur heart. So pls don't push me out! Good Morning!
Success lies not
Success lies not in the results, but in the efforts. Being the best is not so important, doing the best is all that matters... Good Morning
Always be the
Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it. Gd mrng

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