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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8027 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Trust is feeling
Trust is feeling that a 1year old kid has,when u throw him in air,he laughscoz he knws u'll catch him.SoTrust the person who care 4u. g'mg
When god takes
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
.''Be willing to
.''Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness '' Good m0rning....
Yestrday in my
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Feel D pleasure
Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.
WHAT is"DUA"?"D"
WHAT is"DUA"?"D"-DIL se nikli hui awaz jo apko din bhar KHUSHI de."U"-UDASI aap k QAREEB se b na guzre."A"-Aap hamesha Khush rahen....Gud morning..
Tackle life with
Tackle life with all ur skill to overcome each & every hill; if u persist with all ur will, u will enjoy ur life & all its thrill... so just chill !!
If ur Eyes r Sweet
If ur Eyes r SweetU Wud Lik All The People Of The WorldBut If ur Tongue Is Sweet ...All The People Of The World Will Like U.G'Mrng
No man in this
No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own past , Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach .Gd mrng
LITTLE KESYS CAN
LITTLE KESYS CAN OPEN BIG LOCKS, SIMPLE WORDS CAN EXPRESS GREAT THOUGHTS, HOPE MY SIMPLE WISH CAN MAKE YOUR DAY GREAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY
Everyone thinks of
Everyone thinks of changing the world,But no 1 thinks of changing themself,Everybody wants to go to heaven but no body wants to die..

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