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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8188 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is Beautiful
Life is Beautiful One Day One Hour One Min…It's not come Again plz Avoid Avoid Angry plz Speak Lovely to Any PersonSpread ur Smile..Gud morning--
Fact of life:They
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
This dog is one
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
Someone rmbrs.
Someone rmbrs. someone cares, Ur name is whisperd in someone's prayers. Keep dis beautiful feelin in view, someone is alwys wishin gud for U
:Every new day
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning
WishingUonefine DAY
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
Life is full of Problems
Life is full of Problems,Problems r not Permanent,But Life is Permanent,So avoid probleMS skeep smiling enjoy Life withCorrect Way. GM
Bahar aati hai
Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se
"Confidence never comes
"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'
Delay is the enemy of
Delay is the enemy of efficiency,Waiting is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don"t delay anything&Don"t wait for anything.gd mrng""
Garden ful of
Garden ful of flowers flower ful of honey Honey ful of sweet sweet ful of taste But my HEARTFul of you & your FRIENDSHIP......$ Gud morning..
The four beautiful
The four beautiful thoughts of life ; look back and get experiences, look forward and get experiences, look around and find reality, look within find urself. good morning

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