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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8103 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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It feels gud to
It feels gud to stand on ground & Watch up high at ur aim. Bt it Feels best when u stand up high & othrs watch u as their aim THINK BIG.GM
Between a thousand
Between a thousand yesterdays & a million tomorrows there is only one " TODAY " so don't let it go to waste.Have a beautiful day..... Good morning.
Morning has agreat
Morning has agreat meaning.Every moningthe SUN saysWake up like meSKY says Aim my height WIND says Refresh like me.Good Morning!
It's paradoxical,
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
Freindship is"More
Freindship is"More clear than water""More pure than gold""More sweet than honey"So thanks for sharing Gods beautiful gift with me..GD'morG
Hapines cant b
Hapines cant b traveled 2 ownedearnedor consumedits d spiritual xprience of living evry sec wid luv grace & gratitudehv hapy days alwayzGud morning...--
You have to
You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning. get up now and turn ur dream into reality. good morning!!
"Delay" is the enemy of
"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency,"Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don't delay anything&Don't wait for anything.gd mrng
U're on top
U're on top of some situation & it may come as a shock 2 othrs. That doesnt mean u can just coast - Build on ur success! Gud morning
A Short And Cute
A Short And Cute Proverb:You hAve to leArn Lessons Also from others mistAkes becAuse you wil not get time to do All mistAkes on your own..!!GM
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
DREAM MAKES ALL
DREAM MAKES ALL THING POSSIBLE, HOPE MAKES ALL THINGS WORK, LOVE MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND SMILE MAKES ALL THE ABOVE SAID THINGS. KEEP SMILING.

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