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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8845 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.
3 Tips to play a safe life game: >Don't make promises wen u r in joy,>Don't reply wen u r sad,>Don't take decisions wen u r angry Think TWICE, Act WISE.GM
Waves r always our inspiration ,not bcoz of they look beautiful... But whenever they go down they come up with a greater speed.... G'Mrng!
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
Beautiful things happens to beautiful People with Beautiful Hearts in Beautiful places. I pray this day add more Beauty to ur Beautiful Life… Good Morning
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
.''Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness '' Good m0rning....
when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn’t said good morning to taht sweet Angel….so GooD MorninG sweet heart
Dont Complain !Because 50% of People Don't Care if you have got a Problem &the Other 50% are Happy that you Have Got a Problem So Enjoy.GM
If you wake up, it’s a chance to achieve,If you go back to sleep it’s a lost chance.