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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8613 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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It Seems Good 2
It Seems Good 2 Stand On Ground & Watch Up High At Ur Aim. But The Best Is 2 Stand Up High & Let Others Watch U As Their Aim......! Gud MRNG
The Loser says
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
A philosophical thought:
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
"I cried bcoz
"I cried bcoz I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometims we're just too blind to see them.So alwys be +ve..Gud MRNG
Maintain SILENCE4
Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG
Gud relationship is
Gud relationship is like a tree It demands attention & care in d beginning But once blossoms,provides shade & protectingwhole life GM
"HOPE is the Ability
"HOPE is the Ability to Hear the Music of the FUTURE.And FAITH is Having the Courage to Dance to it TODAY!."..
Do U Know Y Car's
Do U Know Y Car's Front Glass Is Large & D Rear View Mirror Is Small?Bcz Future Is more Imprtnt Than Past,Look Ahead Wid Bigger View & MoveOn.GM
Make yourself
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng
A Wellwisher is
A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
Easy to get someone
Easy to get someone who will love u, easy to get someone who will like u, easy to get someone who will care for u, but rare to get someone who will understand "YOU".GD MRNG
Live for D prson
Live for D prson who dies for u,, Smile for d prsn who cries 4 u,,, Fight for d prsn who protects u & love d prson who love u more den u... Good morning have a great day.

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