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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8614 views Greeting > Good Morning

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May your salty

May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!

Birt was not

Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng

Sun cant come

Sun cant come2 earth but send love as rays.Cloud cant come 2 river but send love as rain.I cant come 2 U but can send my care as msg to "U".gd mrng

"Thought of the dAy

"Thought of the dAy"Effort is importAnt...But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference…GM

TRUST is a betr

TRUST is a betr complmnt than LUV Bcoz u may not alwys trust d prson u love, but u can alwys lov d prsn whom u trust Gud morning

Life is like a FLUTE

Life is like a FLUTE..It may have several Holes & Emptiness,But if we work on it,The same Holes & Emptiness produce Magical Melodies.GD MRNG

Being a gud person

Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM

Phool khilte hai

Phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,Baharon ka sama hota hai aapke aane se.Zyada mat sona, Kyoki har SUBAH hoti hai AAPKE muskurane se.GOOD MORNING..

Night's ended

Night's ended for another day. Morning has come in a special way,may you smile like the sunny rays & leave your worries for some other day.GOOD MORNING

Life has No

Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM

The sweet smell

The sweet smell of fragrance mrng going to blow in guidance of rising sun on the path of time to give the best start of ur day.so i wish u a good day

The heart of

The heart of a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of wiseman is in the heart,so listen to your heart and then speak!Be tough in action not in speech.GD MRNG

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