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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8387 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
Beautiful frendz & Beautiful thought r rare 2 find. But i'm lucky 2 fnd such a beautiful frend whose beautiful thoughts alway's fill my mind... Gud Mrng
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!
I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you! Good morning!
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Shakespear said,Don't worry!bcoz if U're worried u get a wrinkle,So why dont u smile & get a dimple.Always smile & be happy.GD MRNG
A Moment of Patience in a Moment of Anger Can Help You Avoid a Thousand Moments of Sorrow ..Good Morning!Smile AlwaysHave a wonderful day
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
People don’t change when U tell them better option They change only when they realise therz NO other option..GD MRNG
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!