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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8279 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never forget what
Never forget what sumeone say to you whaen they are angry.Because that is when truth comes out .gm
There is no "A"
There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!
A person who is
A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM
"A person who
"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning
It Seems Good 2
It Seems Good 2 Stand On Ground & Watch Up High At Ur Aim. But The Best Is 2 Stand Up High & Let Others Watch U As Their Aim......! Gud MRNG
Don't ever forget
Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten
Morning does not
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God’s way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
People who Spend
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM
Man can live about
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
Think twice before
Think twice before you hurt someone.It may be tempting, and very satisfying,but is it worth to loose such a friend just to satisfy your temptations GOOD MORNING
to luv someone is
to luv someone is a natural instinct. to b luved by someone is luck. to live wid someone u luv is achievement. to live wid someone who luves u is life! gud mrng

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