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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7993 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"I am not afraid
"I am not afraid of dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens".Good morning..
"Arguement wins the
"Arguement wins the situation, but loses the person."So never argue with close ones, only FIGHT, because it increases LOVE..!!!Gud mrng
"To Have good relations
"To Have good relations wth all,we should keep our nature lik a Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White"
Thought to pondeWe
Thought to pondeWe make a living by what we get. But we make a life by what we give.. Good morning..
"Be big enough
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
TAZI HAWA ME
TAZI HAWA ME PHOOLO KI MAHAK HO, PAHLI KIRAN ME CHIDIYO KI CHAHAK HO, JAB B KHOLO AAP APNI PALKE UN PALKO ME BUS KHUSIYO KI JALAK HO,
Good Morng!!!.
Good Morng!!!..May God grant a Sunbeam 2 warm u.A Moonbeam 2 Charm u.An angel,so nothing can Harm U...And whenever U pray-Heaven 2 Hear u...Have a Wonderful Day.
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
A busy life makes
A busy life makes prayers harder, But prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So always keep praying and remember me in your prayers.GD MRNG
To win someone's
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
If you desire
If you desire to ‘blossom’ like a rose in the garden, you’ll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. good day!
Treat everyone with
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning

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