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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8643 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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D word 'HELLO' means, H-How are u? E-Everything alright? L-Like 2 hear from u. L-Love 2 c u soon. O-Obviously,I miss you!!... So HELLO.gd mrng
Upper & lower case letters r named 'upper' & 'lower', cause in d time whn all original print had 2 b set in individual ltrs, d 'upper case' ltrs were stored in d case on top of d case tht stored smaller, 'lower case' ltrs.GD MRNG
Dont run ahead of God,Let Him direct ur steps.He has plans & He has time.God's clock is never early nor late.It alwys strikes on time.G'Mrng
Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
"Mistakes increases ur experience and experience decreses ur mistakes.U learn from ur mistakes ;others learn from ur sucess.GM
We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we will get what we love or love what we have. That"s Life...Good Morning"
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
"Success is not defeating others and making them Sad. Success is Winning others and making them Glad".Gud morning..
Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
Mithi neend Mithe khwaab Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.Gud Mrng
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....