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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8612 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--
A Moment of Patience in a Moment of Anger Can Help You Avoid a Thousand Moments of Sorrow ..Good Morning!Smile AlwaysHave a wonderful day
I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.
Hey listen.Today she was asking me ur details.I gave her ur cell no.she will b visiting u soon.Her name is SMILE ,i think it came.Good Morng
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
What V have 4 ourslves dies with us but what V hav done 4 othrs remains 4ever V make a LIVING by what V get but V make a LIFE by what V Give.GD MRNG
Life is a rope that swings us through hope . Always believe today is better than yesterday &tomarrow will be much better than today..G'Mrng