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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8570 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
Life is a Game:everybody says,"mistake is d 1st step of success." D fact is"correction of mistake is d 1st step of success'.Gudmrng!
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG
A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
Jo rahte hai dil me wo juda nai hote,kuch ahsas lafjo me bayan nai hote,ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,wo itne acche he kabi khafa nai hote.Good morning.--
God is 2 wise that he created friends without "Price Tags" B'coz if he did, i can't afford such expensive friend like "U" Take care. & hav gud dy