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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8700 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true
Remembring Is a Hearts Own Way Of Keeping In Touch Wth Peoples Whom We Really Like.This Special SmS Comes 2 Tell u That Ur Being Rememberd Always.GM
What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY
Be patient when God does not give you what you want. He knows the best time for you to have it. Just remember that you can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
LIFE Is Not A REHEARSALEach Day Is A New Show,No Repeat, No RewindSo Give UR Best Shot In All UR Worthy Acts As The Show Goes On & On.G'mrng
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG
I am a tiny bird standing at your window, Guarding ur soft eyes from the sunlight with my little wings. waiting 4 u 2 wake up, just 2 say ,GoOD MRnG.
On the New Day, it is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to Prosperity. Have a nice day
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng
Upper & lower case letters r named 'upper' & 'lower', cause in d time whn all original print had 2 b set in individual ltrs, d 'upper case' ltrs were stored in d case on top of d case tht stored smaller, 'lower case' ltrs.GD MRNG
Laugh like you have never cried, play like you have never lost, love like you have never been hurt & live like there is no tomorrow.gd mrng