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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8933 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Thought to pondeWe
Thought to pondeWe make a living by what we get. But we make a life by what we give.. Good morning..
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
During arguments, Intelligents
During arguments, Intelligents use Silence & Stupids use Tongues. And during Discussions, Intelligents use Tongue & Stupids use Silence...Gud Mrng!
Ek khubsurati,
Ek khubsurati, ek tazgi, ek sapna, ek sacchai, ek kalpana, ek ahsas, ek aastha, ek vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg
arrow can be
arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
Never get Tired
Never get Tired of Doing Little Things for others Becoz sometimes those little things occupy the Biggest part in their Heart..GM
May ur salty
May ur salty days b peppered wid SPICY LOV, May u bask in LEMON SUNSHINE, play on STRAWBERRY FIELD, under a VANILLA SKY...in short hav a YUMMY DAY !!
A NeW dAy beginning
A NeW dAy beginning Is pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY It'S s0 nIcE 2 kNoW u & hErE's WiShInG oUr FrIeNdShIp CoNtInUeS 2 gRoW In eVeRy DaYz To CoMe. GuD MRNG
Therere is no special
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day
"You know you love
"You know you love someone, when all you want for that person is happiness, even if you are not a part of it.."Have A Lovely Day.

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