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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8674 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Speak less to
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM
'Pls give me
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
U may not think
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It’s fine, but please don’t 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!
try to Beeee
try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
'TIME' is a rare luxury
'TIME' is a rare luxury whch can never be purchased at any cost.So wen some1 spends it 4 u, it defines d depth of care for.GM
Arguments throw
Arguments throw Heat on the Subject.While Discusions throw Light.Arguments show who is right.While Discussions show what is right.G'Mrng
WHAT is"DUA"?"D"
WHAT is"DUA"?"D"-DIL se nikli hui awaz jo apko din bhar KHUSHI de."U"-UDASI aap k QAREEB se b na guzre."A"-Aap hamesha Khush rahen....Gud morning..
This lovely morning,
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
Chalo sabse pahle
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
The BIGGEST PAIN
The BIGGEST PAIN in LIFE isto sit just beside a PERSON you LOVE a LOT and know the fact that the PERSON can never be urs in this LIFE TIME.gud mrng
Be Sofoft & Cool
Be Soft & Cool like Water.,So U can adjust anywhere in Life..Be Tough & Attractive like diamond.,So no one can play with ur emotions..GD MRNG
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng

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