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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8760 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Respecting your
Respecting your inner self, your soul-reality does not mean that you become egotist or arrogant or have some superiority complex."GM
We came in this
We came in this world wid dfear of not knowing any1..ButWe will go frm this wrld with tears after knowing every1....AND That's called"LIFE".GM
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Not all angels
Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you “HELLO” and wishing you to be safe all the time
Be happy when
Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else's. gd mrng
"Blind Eyes See
"Blind Eyes See Better Than Blind B r a i n s !"Good MorninG
Life is a Game:everybody
Life is a Game:everybody says,"mistake is d 1st step of success." D fact is"correction of mistake is d 1st step of success'.Gudmrng!
U'll never get
U'll never get a 2nd chance to mke a 1st impression..But remember the 1st impression is not the last CHANCE...Gud mrng.Have a nice day.
Specialc("") hot
Specialc("") hot TEA"" for uI mixed it with love& happinessbut there is noSugar.BCoz I know u r very sweet."GOOD MORNING"
Hug d prsn u realy
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
Superb Thought…
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Beautiful Photos R
Beautiful Photos R Developed By Negatives In A Darkroom, So If U See Darkness In Ur Life Believe That GoD Is Making A Beautiful Future 4 U.

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