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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8291 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Every morning is
"Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life".To make the day's life beautiful is in our hands.wish U a very Brightful Day. Good morning--
White 4 Peace,
White 4 Peace, Red 4 Purity, Orange 4 Prosperity, Purple 4 Romance,Yellow 4 Health,Green 4 Wealth & Blue 4 Joy. May god give u evry color of life. Good morning
Never tell ur
Never tell ur problem 2 Anyone except d 1% who genuine love u,Bcoz 20% people don’t cAre & other 79% people Are GlAd thAt u hv Problem !Thats Life!!GM
Life is like math.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
When god takes
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
With petals of
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning..
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.
New day, new
New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.
"24 sweet hrs
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING
Xcellent morningXecutive
Xcellent morningXecutive thinkingXpress feelingsXcite talents2 give U a peaceful &a joyful Life Style.Have a greatful sunrise. happy morning
"If you focus on
"If you focus on results you will never change if you focus on change you will get results."Have a Great Day

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