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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8656 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Gud AM tym

Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

Lyf is not

Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true

Subah-subah suraj

Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.

A Pure HeArted Person

A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile

"One of d reasons

"One of d reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight, is bcoz memories r d only thing tat dont change wen everyone else does"Good morning..

Worries always look

Worries always look big if you have it in your heart. But when you learn to share it with your dears, you will realize how small and simple it is..Gud mrng

5 frogs r

5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.

"Every Relation Is

"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!

Memories are always

Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning

Persons who live in

Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM

Man can live about

Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM

Every morning, leave

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

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