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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8216 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life starts with a voice but ends with silence...Love starts with a fear but ends with tears..True friendship starts any where and ends no where.G'Mrng!
Best Msg:Worlds most beautiful things happen 2 worlds most beautiful ppl but perhaps beuty doesn't lie on face, It lies in realm of hearts!GM
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!
Tru Relations ar d inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person coz you neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words..Good Mrng
Easy to get someone who will love u, easy to get someone who will like u, easy to get someone who will care for u, but rare to get someone who will understand "YOU".GD MRNG
Peopels who are doing good today are ensuring their happiness for tommorrow.......Good Morning
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW:"No dog will hurt u if u beat it with a bone! So always use the right weapon 2 handle wrong people!"gud mrng!
Positive picures come out from negative developed in a Dark Room, so if u find ur self lonely & in dark, understand "GOD" is a working on a beautiful picture 4 u. - Good Morning
Gud relations doesn't need any promises any terms or condition.....It jst need 2 wonderful people. One cool like me...One sweet like you....GM
Live each day in d happiest way,be d best, no matter wher u stay.Let ur fortune so unfold, tht even the stones u hold, may turn into gold.G'Morning!
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!GD MRNG