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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8341 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong lasting"E"ffectwhich Wins the hearts.Yes.. It is your SWEET SMILE." So Keep Smiling.GM
Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax dear its just a bend! Not the end.GD MRNG
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING
thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
TRUST is a betr complmnt than LUV Bcoz u may not alwys trust d prson u love, but u can alwys lov d prsn whom u trust Gud morning
When u share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning. The Time u touch the Hearts of others, is the moment u truly start living.Gd mrng
Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth.GD MRNG
Thought of the day-Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, bcoz its difficult to realize the pain when u see someone else filling ur space..!:.GM
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng
"World is not A pArking plAce"It is A RAcing trAck..Yuv Just Keep on moving..No mAtter When & Where to stArt but reAch ur GoAl & MAke a New Record!GM