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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8209 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never take some1 for granted,Hold every person close to Yr Heart B'cs U might wake up 1 day & realise that U've lost a diamond While U were busy Collecting StonE.GM
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
V waste time lookin 4 a perfect loverinstead of creating perfect luv.If u can't b with d 1 u luv,thn luv d one u r with...!Gud morning....
"NEVER CHANGE UR ORIGINALITY" 4 the sake of others ... coz no 1 can play ur role better than u...gd mrng
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM
'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING
A heartbreak is not always loud as a bomb blast,it may b as quiet as a feather fallin & most painful thing is nobody hear it.GM
"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day".GM.
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz..... in life something will leave you but someone will always be with you .Good morning
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE .gd mrng