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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8325 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"To Be Successful'U
"To Be Successful'U need Friends,But….To be VERY Successful,U need Enemies & Competitor.."GM
A real friend is
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
D wrong kind of
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
It is a simple
It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
Cute and true lines.
Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng
Everybody seems to
Everybody seems to b SPECIAL at first sight. But,only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of their life.GM
Express urslf such
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
Sometimes A hurt
Sometimes A hurt is needed 2mAke u GrowFAilure is needed 2mAke u GrowLoss is needed 2mAke u GainBcoz Some lessons r best wen leArnt thru pAin..GM
O moon -go
O moon -go slowly.O beauty birds -dnt make noice.O breez -b slowly.O my heart -beat silently.Bcoz my dear frnd is opening d eyesG'Mrng!
If People around U
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
When You Speak
When You Speak From Your HeartAnd Say The Words Your Soul Has OnlyDared To Whisper,That's When Miracles Happen !!So, Believe In YourselfGood Morning

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