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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8936 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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We Always Feel
We Always Feel that GOD Never comes on Time When We Call Him... But the Truth is ~ He is Always on Time But We are Always in Hurry!.good morning
Every Day may
Every Day may not Be Good, But there's Always Something Good In Every Day.
Life is a one-way
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
Whenevr dere is
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
Instead of Thinking
Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING. Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING. Good Morning
Quote for the day:
Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM
Wen u run so fast 2get
Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM
Life teaches
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
Excellent Love -
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
Birs are chillaying
Birs are chillaying murga is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowres are khushbon maring peacock is naching all are kahing ta u GOOD MORNING u r still soying??
Be who you
Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.
Life ends wen u
Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning

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