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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8211 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.
Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day
SubaH ki pEHli kirAN bOli utH kyA NaZara hAi MaiNE kaHa zaRa ruk peHlE osE yAd kARLO jO jAAn sE pyAra hAi GoOd mOrninG !
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.Incidents happened cannot be erased,So make each movement careful, memorable & positive....
Anger is a "wide ball" leave it.Fear is "no ball" let it.Smile is a "sixer"-hit it.Friendship is a "wicket" get it.Failure is a "bouncer"-Forget it.Problem is a "yorker" face it.Success is "century" make it.Luck is a "free hit" use it.Than u can rock the IPL of the life.gm
LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.
Truth of life:"U may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but remembr finally U have to live with the charactr, not with the beauty.."GD MRNG
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
"HOPE is the Ability to Hear the Music of the FUTURE.And FAITH is Having the Courage to Dance to it TODAY!."..
Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM