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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8269 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"m a Birdstanding at your window. Guarding your eyes from the Sunlight with my wings, Waiting 4u to wake up in order to say..Gud mrng
"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM
A Beautiful Day Is Waiting For You.Walk With Aims,Run With Confidence,Fly With Your Achivements.So, Get Up & Make Lovely Day.G'Mrng.
"Every PAinful SituAtion is a Gift 4m God to make u Unique 4m others".So enjoy the PAins to become a Best in ur Life in front of others..GM
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other! Gud mrng
Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day
Be thankful 4 every morning u wake up to a brand new day of ur adventure in LIFE god knows how to make ur day right, Look up and say "God be my Guide."
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
Success of life will create crowd 4 u, loneliness of life will create vaccum 4 u, but tough times in life will create the true person in u..good morning:
Feeling Tense?Think MeFeeling Sad?Call MeFeeling Lonly?C MeFeeling Sleepy?DreAm of MeMy NAme is.SELF CONFIDENCE never lose me.GM
The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG