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Dont b afraid of

Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!

Try holding a

Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng

Were born alone

Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone.gd mrng

You Will Never

You Will Never Be Anything in the World Without Courage .It is The Greatest Quality Of The Mind.GM

"Waiting to win"

"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…

"Confidence never comes

"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'

I Don 't Know The

I Don 't Know The Key To Success ,But The Key To FAilure Is Trying To PleAse Everybody.LeAve the HesitAtion Live the Life With Freedom..GM

One of the reasons

One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM

Silence is the

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...

When We Wake

When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...

Remembring Is a Hearts

Remembring Is a Hearts Own Way Of Keeping In Touch Wth Peoples Whom We Really Like.This Special SmS Comes 2 Tell u That Ur Being Rememberd Always.GM

To achieve the

To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG

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