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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8124 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Destiny Is Simply

Destiny Is Simply The Strength Of Your Desire If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double. If You Laugh At Trouble It Disappear Like Bubble.good morning

(G)od(O)ffers

(G)od(O)ffers us(O)utstanding(D)evotion 2(M)ake us(O)bedient &(R)eady 4(N)ew day 2(I)nitiate(N)ew Aim 4 the(G)lory of Life.GD MG.

A person who is

A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM

I just love when

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Friendship opens many

Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view; But none could be more beautiful,Than the door that leads to U....Good Morning

Smile! it will

Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning

Life is Small,

Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng

Just Love When

Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Bkz I Can Send A Great Big Morning Sms To My Bestest Friend. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day.. . .

when something valuable

when something valuable is near us,we wont care 4 it.But when we miss that precious thng we start feeling 4 it"So care 4 those who care 4 u.GD MRNG

Belief is the most

Belief is the most powrful tool against trials. The most effectve medcine against doubt & the most valuable gift to someone we care for..GD MRNG

"In Life, we Have

"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!

We never hv

We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That’s life. Hv a nice day!

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