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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8485 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A DEEP THOUGHT :
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
Have An Icy Morning,
Have An Icy Morning,Wid Buttering Msgs,Mochocolaty Calls,Creamy Thoughts,Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys,Have A Sweet Day.Gud Morning.
Success without honor
Success without honor is an unreasoned dish,it will satisfy your hunger,but it wont taste good.good morning
"To Prevent ur
"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM
Patjhad me bhahar
Patjhad me bhahar leke ayenge, Khamo$i me ikrar leke ayenge Jab abi pukaroge pyar se hamara nam to GUD MRNG kehne $amne ayenge!! Good morning friends....
Extending One
Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,Rather than Joining Two hands for Prayer.GD MRNG
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW:"No dog will hurt u if u beat it with a bone! So always use the right weapon 2 handle wrong people!"gud mrng!
Never reject a
Never reject a day in ur life, because Good day gives us happiness and bad day gives us experience. Both are essential in Life.
the happiness of
the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG
The sweet smell
The sweet smell of fragrance mrng going to blow in guidance of rising sun on the path of time to give the best start of ur day.so i wish u a good day
'Pls give me
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
Thought"If u
Thought"If u surrender completely 2 d moments as they pass, u live more richly those moments."GUD MRNG

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