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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8002 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dreams are god's
Dreams are god's way of showing what we can achieve. And he wakes us up every morning to give us a chance to achieve it. So do your best!
understand hw beautifully
understand hw beautifully god keeps adding one more day AT a tym in ur lyf. Not coz u need it.. Bt coz sum1 else needs u everyday!!GD MRNG
"Love ur self,
"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng
How can u spell
How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.
Life is the art of
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.Incidents happened cannot be erased,So make each movement careful, memorable & positive....
Love is missing some
Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day
With petals of
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning..
If ur beloved breaks
If ur beloved breaks ur heart, if ur friends deceive u, even if ur relatives leave u, let not that smile leave ur face.
Chalo sabse pahle
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
It's not how
It's not how well you jump over the obstacles nor how fast you get to the top but how often you stop to appreciate the simple things in life which makes life worthwhile. Good day!
Shadow of yesterday
Shadow of yesterday Have faded away, Sun has reappeared It’s a brand new day.Good Morning
Life is full of beautiful
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng

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