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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8191 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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the real art of
the real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment. . .GM
To be happy, don’t
To be happy, don’t do whatever you like – like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live ON, but having much to live FOR..gd mrng
Speak less to
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM
Winnrs recognise der
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day
Fact of Life:Everyone
Fact of Life:Everyone thinks that the TRUTH should be on their side, But nobody wants to be on the side of TRUTH..Gud mrng
SMILE means:
SMILE means: "S"et u free "M"akes u Special "I"ncreases ur face Value "L"ifts up ur Spirits "E"rases all ur Tensions!! So keep smiling 4ever. GOOD DAY
Waves r always
Waves r always our inspiration ,not bcoz of they look beautiful... But whenever they go down they come up with a greater speed.... G'Mrng!
Lord, when I
Lord, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing, help me remember that Your love is always greater than my disappointments and Your plans for my life is always better than my dreams.
2 Be Happy,Dnt
2 Be Happy,Dnt do whtevr u Like;bt Like Whtevr u Do...Happiness cum nt frm Havin much 2 Live on, ut Havin much 2 Live For...! Gud Morning!!!
"Every morning is
"Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life".To make the day's life beautiful is in our hands.wish U a very Brightful Day. Good morning--
U r a friend
U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!
Never reject a
Never reject a day in ur life, because Good day gives us happiness and bad day gives us experience. Both are essential in Life.

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