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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8452 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression.. Be careful when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression.G'Mrng
I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting u. gud morning!
2 aspects of life:If v become too Sentimental, its too Hard to Lead Life & if v become too Practical,its too tough to Respect Relations…!GD MRNG
IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM
LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM
pray 4 yr life that u truly deserve. A life as gud as yr heart. A life as bright as yr smile. And life as wonderful as you are.GM
A good way to change someones attitude, is to change ur own. bcuz d same sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too.. gd mrng
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning
If you want to be the happiest person in the world, engage yourself in the most busiest work" Good Morning.