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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8078 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Thosands of languages
Thosands of languages around this world,but smile can beat them All.Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak.So keep smiling.GD MRNG
A true frnd is never
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
Worst thng in
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
The Hard Reality
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
gud mrng! have
gud mrng! have a nice sunday! have wonderful hours! have sweet sweet minutes! have sugarfree seconds! u know, y sugarfree? coz u'r already so sweet
Life will be pleasant
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
If u hv1apple
If u hv1apple,I hv1apple & we exchange apples thn we will still hv1apple.But if u hv1idea,I hv1idea & we exchange ideas,thn we hv2ideas.GM
Dust is dirty clean
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
Every Change Has
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
A sunset here is
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
If you don't Stand
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng
Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng

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