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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8021 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Success will NEVER lower it's standard to accommodate us.We HAVE TO raise our standard to achieve it "FOR EVERY BIRD, GOD PROVIDES FOOD BUT NOT IN ITS NEST!GM
When v think about r problems, they D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh at them they become A B_U_B_B_L_E! Have a doubly bubbly Day.gudmorning
U're on top of some situation & it may come as a shock 2 othrs. That doesnt mean u can just coast - Build on ur success! Gud morning
Being silent is a very powerful tool 4 making others feel for their mistakes.It speaks many languages''.GD MRNG
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM
Sweet good morning to a sweet person who passed sweet night to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks. Always keep smilling Gud mrng
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning
When a sms is sent from a distance u cant see the face, u cant see the smile but u can sense the care that truly comes from my heart. good morning
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
A smile is like a recharge card of life, whenever u insert d recharge of a smile, a beautiful day is activated !! So, keep smiling ....Good morning
COMPARISON IS THE BEST WAY TO JUDGE OUR PROGRESS... BUT NOT WITH OTHERS, COMPARE UR YESTERDAY WITH UR TODAY..!!GM