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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8321 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Open ur tinky minky
Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning
Worst thng in
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
"To Prevent ur
"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM
Your soul came
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. good morning
(G)od(O)ffers
(G)od(O)ffers us(O)utstanding(D)evotion 2(M)ake us(O)bedient &(R)eady 4(N)ew day 2(I)nitiate(N)ew Aim 4 the(G)lory of Life.GD MG.
Pyaar Ka Prabhat
Pyaar Ka Prabhat;Sneh Ka Savera;Mohobbat Ka Mast Mausam;Preet Ki Pyari Pukaar;Aur Mitra Ki Muskaan.Aaj Ka Shubh Din'MangaLMay' KaLyanMay ho.
Its Not Important
Its Not Important 2 Hold All D Gud Cards In Life..But Its Important How Gud u Play With D Cards Which U Hold.GM
Golden thought. -
Golden thought. - expectin much from whom u feel ur own is not a mistake provided d one from whom u expect also thinks u as der own.GD MRNG
I luv the people
I luv the people like u who luv others like me & make others like me to luv others like u. Think again there is a wonderful meaning… Take Care.GD MRNG
The Worst pAin in
The Worst pAin in Life is Wen some one u know Turns into Some one u knew."ReAd CareFully,Its nice & True.!GOOD DAY
."EVERYBODY SEEMS
."EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE SPECIAL AT FIRST SIGHT BUT ONLY VERY FEW WILL REMAIN SPECIAL TO U TILL THE LASTSIGHT"GM
Subah-subah suraj
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.

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