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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8620 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
The best gifts
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
When I met my
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
A true frnd is never
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
Whatever happens 2
Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
You should be
You should be either in a part of problem or you should be either in a part of solution so start u r day in ur own style.. good morning
God allows life
God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.gd mrng
Good Mrng"Just
Good Mrng"Just For You""Must For You""First For You""Nothing To Wish""Nothing 2 Say""Always Be Happy""Its My Pray""Have A Nice Day:-)"GUD MORNING .
Never argue with
Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng
Change is the Law
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality! but d permanent defeat of life comes wen we surrender our dreams to reality. good morning

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