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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8839 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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All Power isWithin uU can
All Power isWithin uU can doAnything &everythingBeliev in that.You Are the Creator ofYour Own Destiny.-"Swami Vivekanand".Gud morning.
A MESSAGE - TO
A MESSAGE - TO START - YOUR DAY - A PRAYER - TO BLESS - YOUR WAY - A WISH - TO LIGHTEN - THE MOMENTS - A CHEER 2 - PERFECT - UR DAY - AND A TEXT - TO SAY, - TAKE CARE, - HAVE A - GOOD DAY.
Gud relations doesn't
Gud relations doesn't need any promises any terms or condition.....It jst need 2 wonderful people. One cool like me...One sweet like you....GM
3 Tips to play a safe
3 Tips to play a safe life game: >Don't make promises wen u r in joy,>Don't reply wen u r sad,>Don't take decisions wen u r angry Think TWICE, Act WISE.GM
Gud MY WISHES
Gud MY WISHES FOR YOU : GREAT START 4 MONDAY, NO OBSTACLES 4 TUESDAY, NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY, TAKE CARE 4 THURSDAY, ENJOY 4 FRIDAY, SMILE 4 SATURDAY, NO STRESS 4 SUNDAY, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY
LITTLE KESYS CAN
LITTLE KESYS CAN OPEN BIG LOCKS, SIMPLE WORDS CAN EXPRESS GREAT THOUGHTS, HOPE MY SIMPLE WISH CAN MAKE YOUR DAY GREAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY
Delay is the enemy of
Delay is the enemy of efficiency,Waiting is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don"t delay anything&Don"t wait for anything.gd mrng""
A""Rose Say""I
A""Rose Say""I LOVE YOU""A""Smile Say""I LIKE YOU""A""Ring Say""I MARRY YOU"""BUT""My Small S.M.S""Say""I Cant Forget u."good morning
Hot tea aapke bed
Hot tea aapke bed pe hai Sooraj ki kirnein head pe hain Newspaper aapke gate pe hai Ab to uth jaiye, aap kis k wait me hain!!Good morning
Everything abt the
Everything abt the future is uncertain, but one thing is sure; God has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust him.gd mrng
Anything in life
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning
A DEEP THOUGHT :
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng

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