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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7967 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"SOME TIMES, WHEN EVERY ONE ELSE IS WAITING FOR SOME ONE ELSE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP, YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO DRIVE THE CHANGE." G'Mrng
Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO HOLD GOOD CARDS IN THE LIFE, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT HOW GOOD YOU PLAY THE CARDS WHICH YOU HOLD... AAHAVE A WINNING DAY!
"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…
People r made 2 be Loved & Things r made 2 be Used"The confusion in the World is"People r being Used &Things r being Loved"'Crazy world'.GM
2 Best Sentences Which Impressed me:1."LAugh so hArd thAt Even Sorrow Smiles At You"2."Live Life so Well thAt Even deAth Loves to see you Live" !!GMRNG
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
If u see some1 without a smile,give him one of urs.... Coz u r among a few good people who can shine other's life by just walkin with them.
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
If d Path is Beautiful ask wher it leads...But if the destination is beautiful dont ask hw is the path.Let us find our goal & keep walking....Gud Mrng
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM
Gud MY WISHES FOR YOU : GREAT START 4 MONDAY, NO OBSTACLES 4 TUESDAY, NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY, TAKE CARE 4 THURSDAY, ENJOY 4 FRIDAY, SMILE 4 SATURDAY, NO STRESS 4 SUNDAY, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY