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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7982 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng
Opinions are like hand watches. Everyones watch shows different time from others. But, everyone believe that their time is correct.. Thats life. Gud mrng--
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
Birs are chillaying murga is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowres are khushbon maring peacock is naching all are kahing ta u GOOD MORNING u r still soying??
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
"To Be Successful'U need Friends,But….To be VERY Successful,U need Enemies & Competitor.."GM
V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE .gd mrng
"I cried bcoz I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometims we're just too blind to see them.So alwys be +ve..Gud MRNG
Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera. Oye utho yaar
If u cry because the sun has gone out of your life,your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars To be upset over what you dont have is to waste what you do have GOOD MORNING . Have a nice day