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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8150 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If u MAnAge to
If u MAnAge to Smile at Any Situation,U r the winner of Highest Number of heArts in This world.So ManAge with Smile Anytime nd Anywhere.GM
No one in this
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
Success is measured
Success is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome while achieving success..Gudmrng
This is a chocolate
This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.
Being a friend is
Being a friend is not just sharing jokes, conversations, cup of coffee or funny story. It means sharing honest n true part of yourself...Gud mrng
NICE LINES TO KEEP
NICE LINES TO KEEP IT IN MIND: "EGO IS LIKE A DUST IN THE EYE. WITHOUT CLEARING THAT DUST YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY.gd mrng
LYF is a Rope
LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.
A man is not finished.
A man is not finished... when he is defeated. He is finished when he QUITS. So never QUIT because winners never quit and quitters never Win.G'Mrng!
Always have a
Always have a Positive attitude in life: There is something Positive in every person & every situation..... Even a dead clock is right twice a day!. Gd mrng
Never Conclude a
Never Conclude a Person onHis Present PositionBCoZTIME has The Power to changean invaluable stoneinto a valuable Diamond..GM
Sendin GOOD MORNING
Sendin GOOD MORNING daily is not jus a formality.Its d art of saying dat i remember U daily.I wont say"Hav a nice day",rather i wud say"Make it a nice day"!!
Na pooja na snan
Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!

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