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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8262 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Look d sun
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
May The Sun
May The Sun Shine All Day Long, Everything Go Right And Nothing Wrong. May Those You Love Bring Love Back To You, And May All The Wishes You Wish Come True !!
In Life, we have
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.
SMILE is a Source to
SMILE is a Source to Win a Heart..SMILE is a Name of Lovely Mood..SMiLE Creates Greatness in Personality!So KEEP SMILING.GM
Wenevr You Lie
Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM
Tension is the poison
Tension is the poison of the ambition. So no more tensions, Have full attention on ur ambition, Then only U will be in good position..GM
life is much lyk
life is much lyk FACEBOOK ppl wil lke ur promblemz n comments,but no one gonna solve dem...Bcoz everybody seemz so buzz in updating der own...!!!gm
Please Open Ur
Please Open Ur Eyes! So The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz All are Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face.... & say GOOD MORNING
Dont b afraid of
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
Achievers never Expose
Achievers never Expose themselves. But their Achievements Expose them. So lets do some SMARTWORK to become BEST in the FUTURE:GM
Don't b Happy 4
Don't b Happy 4 a reason,bcoz that Happiness ends with that reason.B Happy without any reason & U will b Happy AlwayS.GD MRNG
V waste time lookin
V waste time lookin 4 a perfect loverinstead of creating perfect luv.If u can't b with d 1 u luv,thn luv d one u r with...!Gud morning....

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