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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8632 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
Two great days in
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
TRUE WORDS:"We
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
Heart Is Not
Heart Is Not A Dust Bin To Dump All Worries..... It Is The Place For Keeping Happiest Moments Let Ur Heart Be Happy Always... G.M.
No Toothbrush No
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
Prayer is the
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
Life is very short
Life is very short.So BREAK silly RULES. Forgive quickly,Believe slowly, love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.GM
Today's weather report
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
My silence doesn't
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
Life is a Game:everybody
Life is a Game:everybody says,"mistake is d 1st step of success." D fact is"correction of mistake is d 1st step of success'.Gudmrng!
I'm a person easily
I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you! Good morning!
"Dreams" are very
"Dreams" are very important part of reality. "Dreams" has no limits of imagination.So i wish all ur "gud dreams"

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