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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8771 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Do U knw which s d best part of life.? Its Simple… "when ur family understands u as a friends & Ur friends support u as ur family.!GD MRNG
Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM
D wrst thng in lif is 'ATTACHMENT'- It hrts whn u lose itd bst tng in life is 'LONELINESS' bcoz it teches u evrythn n whn u lose it,u gt evrythnG.GM
Easy to get someone who will love u, easy to get someone who will like u, easy to get someone who will care for u, but rare to get someone who will understand "YOU".GD MRNG
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
"You know you love someone, when all you want for that person is happiness, even if you are not a part of it.."Have A Lovely Day.
G-GOd O- Offers us O- outstinding D- Devotion .be good gd mrng
Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng
Before u speak – Listen Before u spend – Earn Before u write – Think Before u criticize – Wait Before u pray – Forgive Before u Quit – Try Before u Die – Live. Gd mrng
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.gd mrng