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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8427 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Gulshan me bhanwron
Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
Good Morning &
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Flirt with ur
Flirt with ur understanding, Get engaged to compassion, Marry simplicity, Honeymoon with genuineness, And divorce the ego. That’s Life !!!gd mrng
Silence in lips
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...
Try holding a
Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng
Luck is a loser's
Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position ! D only thing that is truly urs that no one can control or take from u is ur Attitude. Live By it.
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg
Prayer is not
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
There is nothing
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience n nothing so hard to apply.. Good morning..
Maybe God wants
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. Gd mrng
The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
Life is a collection
Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success nd some act as stepping stone to success.Gd mrng

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