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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8907 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is a combination

Life is a combination of success and failure. Both are needed. God can do anything for you if you simply give Him a chance. Gud Mrng…

Drop of water falls

Drop of water falls on lake, it loses identity.If falls on lotus, it shines,If on shell,it becomes pearl. Drop is same but Company matters! Gudmring..

Always have a

Always have a Positive attitude in life: There is something Positive in every person & every situation..... Even a dead clock is right twice a day!. Gd mrng

Everyone thinks of

Everyone thinks of changing the world,But no 1 thinks of changing themself,Everybody wants to go to heaven but no body wants to die..

Appreciate life itself

Appreciate life itself even if it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what u have. Gud morning.

Every Day is special

Every Day is special if u think so,Every moment is memorable if u feel so,Every One is unique if u see so,Life is wonderful if you LEAD so.!GM

."EVERYBODY SEEMS

."EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE SPECIAL AT FIRST SIGHT BUT ONLY VERY FEW WILL REMAIN SPECIAL TO U TILL THE LASTSIGHT"GM

We’re not too

We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning

It takes several

It takes several yrs for a seed to become a tree.A flower takes months to blossom.So hav patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.GM

Close your eyes,

Close your eyes, Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat n say Its too early. Let me sleep again.GooD MorninG !

There is no "A"

There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!

Smile in pleasure

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

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