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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8754 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Be in TodayBelieve

Be in TodayBelieve in TodayBehave in TodayBe alive in TodayBcozYesterday died for Today&Tomorrow takes birth from TodayGood Day

Follow two things

Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng

lovely message 4

lovely message 4 lovely person from lovely friend 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style ... gd-mrng…

She's HOT.!

She's HOT.! She's swt.! She's refreshing.! she alwz needs a lip kiss.! who's she? guess guess she's 'TEA' chaay piyo mast jiyo.gudmrning

Never tell ur

Never tell ur problem 2 Anyone except d 1% who genuine love u,Bcoz 20% people don’t cAre & other 79% people Are GlAd thAt u hv Problem !Thats Life!!GM

Learn from the

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng

Morning greetings

Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng

When God solves

When God solves your problems u hav faith in his abilities, wen he doesn't solve ur problems he has faith in your abilities!!! Good morning....!...

Strugle thru d tasteles

Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--

IF U EVER WANT

IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng

Sometime words are

Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning

Life is like a piano!

Life is like a piano! White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments! But both keys r played togethr to give sweet music!GMRNG

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