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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8529 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty… The optimist sees it half full… And the realist JUST ADDS WHISK good morning.
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
! You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good morning
"Instead of thinking about what you're missing,Try to think aboutwhat you have that everyone else is missing.."Life will be happy…GM
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
Mausam ki bahar achhi ho, Phool ki kaliya kachi ho, Hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab bas ek duaa hai ke , Mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.
Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position ! D only thing that is truly urs that no one can control or take from u is ur Attitude. Live By it.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!
SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.