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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8185 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng
Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever! Gud Day
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
Between yesterdays mistakes n tomorrow hope, there is a fantastic opportunity called TODAY!!! so live it in your own style, rock ur life.GM
Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life.
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg
May I come into ur world?I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & love to keep u smiling..GM
Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se
Subaha ki kiran boli, "Utth, dekh kya nazara hai." Maine kaha, "Ruk, pehle SMS karlu useko jo sab se pyara hai..."
Takdir k khel se Nirash nahi Hote,Jindgi me kabhi Udas nahi hote,Hatho ki lakiro Pe yakin mat Kar,Takdir to unki Bhi hoti he jinke Hath nhi hote.GD MRNG