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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8797 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Treat everyone with
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning
Suraj Ugela hai
Suraj Ugela hai,Chand Dubela hai,Murga Chilla Rela he..Chal bhidu Uthle..Bole to Rapchik 'GuDum wala Morning he re.
Chahe gussa karo
Chahe gussa karo Chahe galia do Chahe sir pito Chahe cell todo Chahe ghar ka saman bekher do Hum to isi time GUD morning bolenge.
It's paradoxical,
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
LIFE MeansL: LoveI:
LIFE MeansL: LoveI: IncidentsF: FriendsE: EmotionsIf F miss in lifeden LIFE Becomes "LIE"So Don't 4get "Friends"Goooooooooodmorning
Thandi hai cofee
Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
The distance from
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
Sendin GOOD MORNING
Sendin GOOD MORNING daily is not jus a formality.Its d art of saying dat i remember U daily.I wont say"Hav a nice day",rather i wud say"Make it a nice day"!!
No candle loses any
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
"Arguement wins the
"Arguement wins the situation, but loses the person."So never argue with close ones, only FIGHT, because it increases LOVE..!!!Gud mrng
Loveless life is
Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning
"Only fEw truE
"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng

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