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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8935 views Greeting > Good Morning

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If Yesterday

If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG

Have An Icy Morning,

Have An Icy Morning,Wid Buttering Msgs,Mochocolaty Calls,Creamy Thoughts,Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys,Have A Sweet Day.Gud Morning.

A Pure HeArted Person

A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile

Any one who stops

Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG

Ting tong darwaja

Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day

I have known

I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!

One song can

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM

"HOPE is the Ability

"HOPE is the Ability to Hear the Music of the FUTURE.And FAITH is Having the Courage to Dance to it TODAY!."..

Wake up and

Wake up and open those teeny weeny eyes,stretch those inzy winzy bones,give that jolly winning smile & see its a beautiful day..Good Morning

4a nice frnd

4a nice frnd nice morng 4a sweet frnd sweet morning 4a loving frnd lovly morning 4good frnd GOOD MORNING.

life......a

life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng

"Be big enough

"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning

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