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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8013 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Best End: FRI"END,
Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
watch d ants
watch d ants crawl up d wall..U notice dat no mattr hw busy dey r dey stil stop&wish 1 anothr.Hop v can b lik dem-in touch 4evr.. gud day!
Dont Complain
Dont Complain !Because 50% of People Don't Care if you have got a Problem &the Other 50% are Happy that you Have Got a Problem So Enjoy.GM
It is a"S"imple"M"ind
It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong lasting"E"ffectwhich Wins the hearts.Yes.. It is your SWEET SMILE." So Keep Smiling.GM
The BIGGEST PAIN
The BIGGEST PAIN in LIFE isto sit just beside a PERSON you LOVE a LOT and know the fact that the PERSON can never be urs in this LIFE TIME.gud mrng
People r made 2
People r made 2 be Loved & Things r made 2 be Used"The confusion in the World is"People r being Used &Things r being Loved"'Crazy world'.GM
Life will be pleasant,
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Change is the Law
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG
There is nothing
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience n nothing so hard to apply.. Good morning..
People with clear,
People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.good morning
Ek Khoobsurti Ek
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning
Life is a one-way
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again

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