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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8928 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
Good heart & good nature are two different things.Gud heart can win many relationshps but gud nature can sustain life long relationshp.
I Don 't Know The Key To Success ,But The Key To FAilure Is Trying To PleAse Everybody.LeAve the HesitAtion Live the Life With Freedom..GM
Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning!
Make your life a rose that speaks silently the language of fragrance, bcoz it is only in the depth of silence that u can hear ur heart's voice….Good morning.
An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning…
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng
"Hurting someone, is as easy as cutting the tree. But making someone happy is like growing a tree. It takes lot of time"GD DAY
"Arguement wins the situation, but loses the person."So never argue with close ones, only FIGHT, because it increases LOVE..!!!Gud mrng
A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile