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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8495 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!
:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG
Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Relationship doesnt get closer by meetngs, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care 4 u in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe u'll never know, Perhaps I'll nvr show.
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.gd mrng
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
End is not end.. in fact, end is effort never dies!! no is not always just denial.. its no- next opportunity!! always b positive!! have a nice morning
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM