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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8499 views Greeting > Good Morning

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No candle loses any

No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..

Like the fresh

Like the fresh dew drops of a new day May GODs loving-hands be-upon u today to-freshen-ur soul as u start the day! Have a great week ahead

Good Morng!!!.

Good Morng!!!..May God grant a Sunbeam 2 warm u.A Moonbeam 2 Charm u.An angel,so nothing can Harm U...And whenever U pray-Heaven 2 Hear u...Have a Wonderful Day.

Extending One

Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,Rather than Joining Two hands for Prayer.GD MRNG

The Worst pAin in

The Worst pAin in Life is Wen some one u know Turns into Some one u knew."ReAd CareFully,Its nice & True.!GOOD DAY

Leave something for

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz..... in life something will leave you but someone will always be with you .Good morning

Don't get 'UPSET'

Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.

Thought"If u

Thought"If u surrender completely 2 d moments as they pass, u live more richly those moments."GUD MRNG

Life is only

Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day

Cute and true lines.

Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng

The inevitable truth

The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng

Ever Seen a bAby

Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM

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