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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8132 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM
Someone rmbrs. someone cares, Ur name is whisperd in someone's prayers. Keep dis beautiful feelin in view, someone is alwys wishin gud for U
Lord, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing, help me remember that Your love is always greater than my disappointments and Your plans for my life is always better than my dreams.
A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING
1 who creates d oportunity is Brilliant.1 who gets d oportunity is Lucky.1 who capitalizes on d oportunity is d Winner.Always b d Winner.Gm
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM
Best Friends r like beautiful street lamps...They may not make the distance shorter,but they light up your path & make the journey easier..Good morning..
U R a frend with a heart of gold..how much u mean 2 me can never be told..U R some1 so sweet n true.. 1 in a million n thats only YOU!Good morning.
G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…
A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG