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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8038 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Faith makes all

Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.good morning

Real fact:No one

Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM

A MESSAGE - TO

A MESSAGE - TO START - YOUR DAY - A PRAYER - TO BLESS - YOUR WAY - A WISH - TO LIGHTEN - THE MOMENTS - A CHEER 2 - PERFECT - UR DAY - AND A TEXT - TO SAY, - TAKE CARE, - HAVE A - GOOD DAY.

Forgetrget about the

Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG

Success is measured

Success is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome while achieving success..Gudmrng

I wantd u 2 know

I wantd u 2 know Dat u r in my thoughts & in my heart as well.& I m sending u awish 4 awonderful day.I hope lots of sunshinecomes ur way..Gud mrng

Everyone is good

Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations.... Gud morning

Each time I text

Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!

life......a

life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng

Don't get 'UPSET'

Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm

Today's weather report

Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day

There's no Special

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening

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