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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8453 views Greeting > Good Morning

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"Think about urself

"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day

Morning is not

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....

I just love

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Anger is a Condition

Anger is a Condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except the tongue.G.D.

Be who you

Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.

I can appreciate

I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.

Pearl of thought:

Pearl of thought: Relationship is not a business where u give wen u get,it is a beautiful feel for some1 where u love to give even if u don’t get.GM

Could you do me

Could you do me a faVour..? Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I’have just given u a hug! (”,) G’d mOrning…!!!

U r a friend

U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!

Being silent is

Being silent is a very powerful tool 4 making others feel for their mistakes.It speaks many languages''.GD MRNG

Evryday is specialif

Evryday is specialif u THINK so Evry moment is memorable if u FEEL so Evry1 is unique if u SEE so Life is Beautifulif u LIVE so Gud mrng.

There's no Special

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening

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