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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8377 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Every moment of
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng
The sweet smell
The sweet smell of fragrance mrng going to blow in guidance of rising sun on the path of time to give the best start of ur day.so i wish u a good day
Freindship is"More
Freindship is"More clear than water""More pure than gold""More sweet than honey"So thanks for sharing Gods beautiful gift with me..GD'morG
Success is like a
Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Good m6ning.
In Life LoVe
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
I woke up a
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!
There are no
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." Gd mrng
thought 4 a lifetme
thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
If d Path is
If d Path is Beautiful ask wher it leads...But if the destination is beautiful dont ask hw is the path.Let us find our goal & keep walking....Gud Mrng
We r not too
We r not too close in distance.We r not too near in miles.But text can still touch our heartsandthoughts can bring us smiles.GM
Savere savere ho
Savere savere ho Khushiyo Ka mela,na logo Ki parvah na duniya Ka jamela.pan6io Ka sangit ho or mausam albela.MubaraK ho AapKo ye Khubsurat Savera.Gm
In Life, we
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.

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