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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7956 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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People Laugh at
People Laugh at Me because They think I m Different.. And I Laugh on Them Because They all r Same...Thats Attitute...Its Ur Life....Live it.........gd mrng
Cheerful peoples are
Cheerful peoples are like sunlight. They shine in the corners of the heart and offer fresh hopes... Good Morning..
A sweeter smile
A sweeter smile. A brighter day. Hope everything turns out great for you today. Good morning and enjoy your day.
Everyone is good to
Everyone is good to you,till you expect nothing from them..!And you are too Good to them only till u fulfill their expectations.!Good Mng
A Moment of Patience
A Moment of Patience in a Moment of Anger Can Help You Avoid a Thousand Moments of Sorrow ..Good Morning!Smile AlwaysHave a wonderful day
Peopels who are
Peopels who are doing good today are ensuring their happiness for tommorrow.......Good Morning
Prayer is not
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
A night hug
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Those who make
Those who make u smile,thank dem!Dose who wud make u cry;tolerate dem!Bt dose who mk u smile wen tears r in ur eyes;luv dem coz dey care 4 u... Good morning.
The Best Insurance
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
understand hw beautifully
understand hw beautifully god keeps adding one more day AT a tym in ur lyf. Not coz u need it.. Bt coz sum1 else needs u everyday!!GD MRNG
Somebody asked God
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG

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