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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8770 views Greeting > Good Morning

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I Know Still Ur

I Know Still Ur Lazy Hands r Tryng 2 Pick d Cell & Ur Cute Half Opend Eyes r Trying 2 Read the Msg My Cute frnd Lazy dear frnd,Its Time2 WakeUp!GUD MORNING

Never search your

Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng

Being perfect doesnt

Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day

Respecting your

Respecting your inner self, your soul-reality does not mean that you become egotist or arrogant or have some superiority complex."GM

U can close ur

U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.gd mrng

If someone points

If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.

There is no one

There is no one who knows everything! There is no one who knows nothing!People judge u by ur action not by ur intentions...-GUD MORNING

Lovely thought...

Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng

Good things come

Good things come to those who WAIT. Better things come to those who TRY. Best things come to those who BELIEVEDesire things come to those who PRAY.GD MRNG

"In Life, we Have

"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!

Life is cricket,

Life is cricket, Dont lose ur wicket,Try 2 get century,Never 4get ur boundry,Even if u r run out, Never become mood out,BeCOZ GOD Is 3rd umpire.good morning

One song can

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM

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