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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8912 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Nobody wil ever remember how u luk,how u Speak, wat u did or anythng else.But d only thing they wud remember is how U made them feel.G'Mrng
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
Worlds best saying by Henry Ford- "Progress is not made by early risers or hard workers, but by lazy people, who find easier ways to do the difficult things".GM
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
Heart Is Not A Dust Bin To Dump All Worries..... It Is The Place For Keeping Happiest Moments Let Ur Heart Be Happy Always... G.M.
Someone rmbrs. someone cares, Ur name is whisperd in someone's prayers. Keep dis beautiful feelin in view, someone is alwys wishin gud for U
If every rain drops would b1of ur smile, i wish that it rains heavily through out. So that there is no space for tears in ur life. B hapy always..Gd MRNG
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...
Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed. Never disappoint a person who cares about U. Good mrng
LIVING IN D FAVORABLE AND NON FAVORABLE SITUATION ISAPART OF LIVING BUT SMILING IN ALL THOSE SITUATIONS IS CALLEDªRT OF LIVING SO SMILE ALWAYZ.GM
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
Our friendship is like a flying kite.U r the color paper of kite.People see & appricate u.I am the thread, invisible to people but always with U.Gud morning