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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8598 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,Rather than Joining Two hands for Prayer.GD MRNG
'G'od 'O'ffers U His 'O'utstanding 'D'evotion to 'M'ake U 'O'bedient& 'R'eady for a 'N'ew Day to 'I'nitiate 'N'ew Aim for d 'G'lory of Life! Gud mrng
When u share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning. The Time u touch the Hearts of others, is the moment u truly start living.Gd mrng
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
Shakespeare said "One beautiful Heart is equal 2 thousand beautiful faces. So better choose gud Heart rather than beautiful faces."gd mrng
Persistence will make you win “Good Luck” whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life. May your patience and belief is yourself.gd mrng
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
It's not how well you jump over the obstacles nor how fast you get to the top but how often you stop to appreciate the simple things in life which makes life worthwhile. Good day!
Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG
Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth.GD MRNG
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM