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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8384 views Greeting > Good Morning

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How hard is the l

How hard is the logic of human mind?"It seeks compromise when we are wrong & it speaks judgment when others are wrong.."Good Morning…

Bitter Truth Of

Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM

Wenevr You Lie

Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM

Life means missing

Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..

Always be the

Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it. Gd mrng

"HOPE is the Ability

"HOPE is the Ability to Hear the Music of the FUTURE.And FAITH is Having the Courage to Dance to it TODAY!."..

life......a

life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng

Ma own If u got

Ma own If u got d spirit of understAnding evrythin & tAking it in proper wAy.U will enjoy Every Min of Lyf Whethr it is a pleAsure or pAin.!GM

Aankho mein Aansu hai

Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG

The mist turns to

The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....

Our life begins

Our life begins with our cry,Our life ends with others cry,so try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible...Gm.

You Will Never

You Will Never Be Anything in the World Without Courage .It is The Greatest Quality Of The Mind.GM

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