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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8729 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Making everyone happy
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u, by your love, affection and sweet smile.Good morning.
"LITTLE" is what
"LITTLE" is what i talk to U.."LOT" is what i like about U.."HAPPINESS" is what i wish for U.."REMEMBER ME" is what i expect from U..Gud mrng
With petals of Roses
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Life is a "XXX"
Life is a "XXX"Yesterday is a Xperience,2day is a Xperiment,2morow is Xpectation..So Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment to Achieve ur Xpectation.GM
Never blame any
Never blame any day in ur life.Gud days give u'happines'Bad days give u'experience' nWorst days give u a 'lesson.'All r essential for 'LIFE...Hav a nice day
Make yourself
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
.''Be willing to
.''Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness '' Good m0rning....
Dedicate time 2
Dedicate time 2 enjoy, its d secret of youth. Dedicate time 4 ur friends, its d path 2 happiness. Dedicate time 2 love n b loved., its 2 source of joy n satisfaction. Gd mrng
The sun had
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
Dont run ahead
Dont run ahead of God,Let Him direct ur steps.He has plans & He has time.God's clock is never early nor late.It alwys strikes on time.G'Mrng
Nothing Is To
Nothing Is To Want Nothing Is To Say GOD BLESS YOU ! It’s My Only Pray…gd mrng

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