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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8518 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A person who is
A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM
People..Say i am
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
An thought to
An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.
Wen Time is Fast.
Wen Time is Fast. Wen Moments r Hard. Wen Evry1 is Busy. Wen Seconds r Few. My MESSAGE Says That I m still Remembering U. GooD MorninG!
Wake up wink
Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
Luck is a loser's
Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position ! D only thing that is truly urs that no one can control or take from u is ur Attitude. Live By it.
Be big enough to
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Everyone thinks of
Everyone thinks of changing the world,But no 1 thinks of changing themself,Everybody wants to go to heaven but no body wants to die..
When u wake
When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm
I'm a person easily
I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you! Good morning!
Between yesterdays
Between yesterdays mistakes n tomorrow hope, there is a fantastic opportunity called TODAY!!! so live it in your own style, rock ur life.GM
A Child Laughs
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM

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