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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8806 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Its meaningless in
Its meaningless in expecting ur partner to be of ur kind,coz u cant hold their right hand in ur right hand, while walking together! THINK OVer..
Best ever romantic
Best ever romantic words said by a true lover to his love-I Dont know how Beautiful U R bcoz my eyes Haven't Moved from ur eyes.. GDMrng..
.''Be willing to
.''Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness '' Good m0rning....
Go to window
Go to window look outside,someone is waiting for ur smile.Found the sun i have sent the sun to say u gd mrng
Wen Time is Fast.
Wen Time is Fast. Wen Moments r Hard. Wen Evry1 is Busy. Wen Seconds r Few. My MESSAGE Says That I m still Remembering U. GooD MorninG!
If u fall, dnt see
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
Welcome the new
Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on ur Face”, “Love in ur Heart”, ” Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.
IT IS NOT
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO HOLD GOOD CARDS IN THE LIFE, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT HOW GOOD YOU PLAY THE CARDS WHICH YOU HOLD... AAHAVE A WINNING DAY!
"Wen u hav money
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)
I am not afraid of
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
It takes several
It takes several yrs for a seed to become a tree.A flower takes months to blossom.So hav patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.GM
Dntgo4luks they
Dntgo4luks they can deceive Dntgo4wealth in end it fadesaway Go4sum1 who makes u smile bcoz ittakes onlysmile 2make dark day bright GM

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