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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8296 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Takdir k khel
Takdir k khel se Nirash nahi Hote,Jindgi me kabhi Udas nahi hote,Hatho ki lakiro Pe yakin mat Kar,Takdir to unki Bhi hoti he jinke Hath nhi hote.GD MRNG
The FUTURE belongs
The FUTURE belongs2those ppl who believe in beauty of thr DREAMS & best way2make ur DREAMS COMETRUE 4ever is2wakeup.GM
Live wit no
Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG
When u share
When u share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning. The Time u touch the Hearts of others, is the moment u truly start living.Gd mrng
Early this morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...Good Morning!
Follow two things
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
WishingUonefine DAY
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
One song can
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM
Good Morning.Do
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
Our life begins
Our life begins with our cry,Our life ends with others cry,so try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible...Gm.
I have a special
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!

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