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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7989 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
AAPKA" Pyar Hum Yunhi khone Nahi Denge, Khushiya Mile Apko Kabhi Rone Nahi Denge, Jab Hum Utth Gaye Hai Jaldi, To Apko bhi Sone Nahi Denge
A busy life makes prayers harder, But prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So always keep praying and remember me in your prayers.GD MRNG
Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
Pls open ur swt eyes!Pls wake frm ur soft bed!Pls fresh ur beautful face! Pls open ur heart & remembr ur swt frnd !Gud mrng
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.GD MRNG
Wishng u d wings 2 fly, d vision 2 dream widly, d heart 2 luv deeply & d spirit 2 embrace all d beauty in life "Gud morning"
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..