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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7991 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
Live for D prson who dies for u,, Smile for d prsn who cries 4 u,,, Fight for d prsn who protects u & love d prson who love u more den u... Good morning have a great day.
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….gd mrng
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Its purity of heart that matters,Not the external appearance.Because helping hands are alwaysBetter than praying lips...!GOOD MORNING!!!
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng
Do not pray for easy lives.Pray to be stronger.Do not pray for task equal to ur powers.Pray for powers equal to your tasks.GOOD MORNING
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
The FUTURE belongs2those ppl who believe in beauty of thr DREAMS & best way2make ur DREAMS COMETRUE 4ever is2wakeup.GM
Target must be simple & challengable. Thoughts must be pure & positive. Which makes always the life meaningful & beautiful..GM