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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8088 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Smile! it will
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
When You Speak
When You Speak From Your HeartAnd Say The Words Your Soul Has OnlyDared To Whisper,That's When Miracles Happen !!So, Believe In YourselfGood Morning
"First pretend to
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
Silence in lips
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...
"The Heart suffers
"The Heart suffers a lot, not because of "VIOLENCE" of other people, But Bcoz of "SILENCE" of Dear ones. So dont be SILENT. Gud MRNG
Attentiottention Please
Attention Please!Passengers In Sweet Dream Airlines R Requested To Open Their Eyes,The Flight Is Landing At Beautiful Day! "GOOD MORNING"
My silence doesn't
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
Wishing u........
Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
The loveliest day
The loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that Love still Colours your World through people who Truly care & never fail to remember you...Good morning..
Success slogan 1
Success slogan 1. Define ur self.2. Never give up.3. Plan ur future.4. Realise the value of time.5. Think positive.6. Catch ur dreams.GM
Success is measured
Success is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome while achieving success..Gudmrng

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