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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8492 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG
Morning Coolness, Rising Sun, Singing Birds, Melting Dew, Along With This Little Heart Wishing You A Very Glorious Good Morning
Arguments throw Heat on the Subject.While Discusions throw Light.Arguments show who is right.While Discussions show what is right.G'Mrng
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.gd mrng
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
Last night,thinking of u,one tear rolled out,i asked why ur out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,now there is no place for me.... Good Morng!
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM
Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
,"I m Not In Competition With Anybody But Myself. My Goal is To Beat My Last PerformAnce" GM
Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!