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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8075 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No one in this
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
:Eyes of Gold,
:Eyes of Gold,Eyes of Silver can never be like yours coz, ur Eyes shows ur LoVe for me and i can sit all day looking in to ur Eyes..Gd Mrng
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Thought of the
Thought of the day-Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, bcoz its difficult to realize the pain when u see someone else filling ur space..!:.GM
Don't get 'UPSET'
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.
,"I m Not In Competition
,"I m Not In Competition With Anybody But Myself. My Goal is To Beat My Last PerformAnce" GM
Youth, in age,
Youth, in age, is temporary but youth in attitude, is permanent. How do you want to live your life? Choice is yours." Good Morning
"First pretend to
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng
Be happy when
Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else's. gd mrng
D wrst thng in
D wrst thng in lif is 'ATTACHMENT'- It hrts whn u lose itd bst tng in life is 'LONELINESS' bcoz it teches u evrythn n whn u lose it,u gt evrythnG.GM
An Early Morning
An Early Morning Greeting Doesn't Only Mean "GOOD MORNING", It has a Silent Message Saying "U R MY FIRST THOUGHT OF THE DAY"... "Good-Morning" HV A NICE DAY.

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