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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8500 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. Gud Mrng..Gud Day..
If an egg breaks due 2 outside force! inside life ends!but... if it breaks from inside!life begins! great things always begin from inside! so try to make your inside good!good morning
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning..
Thought to pondeWe make a living by what we get. But we make a life by what we give.. Good morning..
This s stay-in-touch' msg. smtimes it hapns tat frds dnt communicate thinkng Y shd I if d other doesn’t.'m breakng those thots-keep n touch….GM
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
If ur beloved breaks ur heart, if ur friends deceive u, even if ur relatives leave u, let not that smile leave ur face.
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
"Every PAinful SituAtion is a Gift 4m God to make u Unique 4m others".So enjoy the PAins to become a Best in ur Life in front of others..GM
Success is going from one failure to another failure without loosing your enthusiasum............GD MRNG
I Know Still Ur Lazy Hands r Tryng 2 Pick d Cell & Ur Cute Half Opend Eyes r Trying 2 Read the Msg My Cute frnd Lazy dear frnd,Its Time2 WakeUp!GUD MORNING
A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.