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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8732 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Your journey will
Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don’t carry your past with you. good morning.
Don't b Happy 4
Don't b Happy 4 a reason,bcoz that Happiness ends with that reason.B Happy without any reason & U will b Happy AlwayS.GD MRNG
The value of life
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
Its easy to convince
Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed. Never disappoint a person who cares about U. Good mrng
The good deed
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Smile! it will
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
:Every new day
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning
If LOVE & MEMORIES
If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..
D word 'HELLO' means,
D word 'HELLO' means, H-How are u? E-Everything alright? L-Like 2 hear from u. L-Love 2 c u soon. O-Obviously,I miss you!!... So HELLO.gd mrng
"We love ourself
"We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"GM
WhAt wil u do if
WhAt wil u do if 1 dAy d whole world on 1 side & u on opposite ?Simple..Just Turn bAck n u r leAder of d whole world.We say:Think DIFFFERENT .GM

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