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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8134 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Obstacles are
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
I want to send
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
Lyf is not
Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true
The inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng
SMILES r like Birds
SMILES r like Birds that fly from face to face..May ur lips give them a better nest so that they can live there forever....Keep SmilingGM
GOOD MORNING The
GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
Just Love When
Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Bkz I Can Send A Great Big Morning Sms To My Bestest Friend. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day.. . .
Rose is famous for
Rose is famous for grace!Advocate is famousfor Case!Horses are famousfor Race!But ur smile is famous on ur Face.!Gud Nite
A Moment of Patience
A Moment of Patience in a Moment of Anger Can Help You Avoid a Thousand Moments of Sorrow ..Good Morning!Smile AlwaysHave a wonderful day
The Worst pAin in
The Worst pAin in Life is Wen some one u know Turns into Some one u knew."ReAd CareFully,Its nice & True.!GOOD DAY
Ur words are
Ur words are not my disturbance. The disturbance is ur silence. So don’t disturb me wth ur Silence. Alwys disturb the Silence Btween us.GM

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