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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8828 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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U may not think
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It’s fine, but please don’t 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!
Shahjahan ne Taj
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki Har deewar har minar ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha,Aur bola-ma kasam!Bahut kharcha ho gaya! Good morning.
May you begin
May you begin this day May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Wishng u d wings
Wishng u d wings 2 fly, d vision 2 dream widly, d heart 2 luv deeply & d spirit 2 embrace all d beauty in life "Gud morning"
Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
Be less curious
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.Gud Mrng
V Never Have
V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE .gd mrng
No one in this
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
Being happy doesn't
Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!
Everybody says"Mistake
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
Life is Small,
Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng

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