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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8820 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Give each other
Give each other space & time alone. Everyone needs this type of space, without explanation. And u don’t have to do everything together! Keep some activities just for urself.GM
"To Have good relations
"To Have good relations wth all,we should keep our nature lik a Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White"
Being happy doesn't
Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!
Excellent Lines.
Excellent Lines."People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love..!"Think of it…!GM
What V have
What V have 4 ourslves dies with us but what V hav done 4 othrs remains 4ever V make a LIVING by what V get but V make a LIFE by what V Give.GD MRNG
WishingUonefine DAY
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
IF u love any
IF u love any one truely but still u dint Get his love never take to mind,BE happy that atleast,once in a life time uFell in true love.gud mrng
Sometimes I forget
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.gd mrng
A famous poet says
A famous poet says "One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but can't pass his love life without wetting his eyes" Thats LOVE. good morning.
Best Msg:Worlds
Best Msg:Worlds most beautiful things happen 2 worlds most beautiful ppl but perhaps beuty doesn't lie on face, It lies in realm of hearts!GM
If People Talk Behind
If People Talk Behind Ur BackWhat Does It Mean?It Means, U R 2 Steps Ahead Of Them So Maintain Ur Position & Work Hard...!!!G'Mrng!

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