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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8490 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A strong and positive
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Its True that
Its True that everyEffort is Not Convertedinto Success,But its Equaly True That Success Does Not Come Without Effort..Good Morning.
It's not one
It's not one great deed that defines who you are. It's the little good things you do to others day by day that count. Carry on! People may not notice but God does.
"if People talk behind
"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng
Man can live about
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
"Mistakes increases ur
"Mistakes increases ur experience and experience decreses ur mistakes.U learn from ur mistakes ;others learn from ur sucess.GM
Faith consists in
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
Heart touching dialogue
Heart touching dialogue:Force can make everything possible in the world,but it cant create a single drop of love in anybody's heart..GM
Dont waste time
Dont waste time 4 nwanted things,thoughts etc.Take time 4 better ones.It will lead u 2 success.'TIME IS PRECIOUS,LIFE IS SHORT'Be always happy..gud mrng
Gud MY WISHES
Gud MY WISHES FOR YOU : GREAT START 4 MONDAY, NO OBSTACLES 4 TUESDAY, NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY, TAKE CARE 4 THURSDAY, ENJOY 4 FRIDAY, SMILE 4 SATURDAY, NO STRESS 4 SUNDAY, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY
Luck is not in your hand.
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm

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