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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7928 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
The heart of a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of wiseman is in the heart,so listen to your heart and then speak!Be tough in action not in speech.GD MRNG
Appreciate life itself even if it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what u have. Gud morning.
During arguments, Intelligents use Silence & Stupids use Tongues. And during Discussions, Intelligents use Tongue & Stupids use Silence...Gud Mrng!
1 who creates d oportunity is Brilliant.1 who gets d oportunity is Lucky.1 who capitalizes on d oportunity is d Winner.Always b d Winner.Gm
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
Target must be simple & challengable. Thoughts must be pure & positive. Which makes always the life meaningful & beautiful..GM
Face Challenges Confidently Thinking:"IF I CAN'T, WHO CAN".But After WINNING Be Humble Enough To Say: "IF I CAN,WHO CAN'T"Good Morning>
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng
If u hv1apple,I hv1apple & we exchange apples thn we will still hv1apple.But if u hv1idea,I hv1idea & we exchange ideas,thn we hv2ideas.GM
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.