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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8556 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG
An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning…
Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning
Now The New Day Has Juzzz StartedLet It Be The Best One YetFull Of Hope, Success And GladnessLeave Nothing To RegretGood Morning ..
It's not one great deed that defines who you are. It's the little good things you do to others day by day that count. Carry on! People may not notice but God does.
2 Best Sentences Which Impressed me:1."LAugh so hArd thAt Even Sorrow Smiles At You"2."Live Life so Well thAt Even deAth Loves to see you Live" !!GMRNG
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint.It's not where u r today, but where u'll reach tomorrow, that counts.Gud morn.
"Blind Eyes See Better Than Blind B r a i n s !"Good MorninG
Life is like a coin.Pleasure & pain r d two sides.Only 1 side is visible at a time.But remember other side is also waiting 4 its turn.GM
Gud relations dnt need anyPromises,Terms & Conditions.It just need 2Wonderful People "One who canTrust & OneWho Can Understand''.
Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true