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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8210 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Winnrs recognise der
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day
Life is all about
Life is all about three things… winning, losing, and sharing ". Winning others Heart. Losing bad things & Sharing Happy moments.GD MRNG
"In Life, we Have
"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Prayer's may not
Prayer's may not change d situations; but it changes our attitude to d situation & gives us hope; which in turn can change our entire life.GM
When i open
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
the happiness of
the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG
Respecting your
Respecting your inner self, your soul-reality does not mean that you become egotist or arrogant or have some superiority complex."GM
Wen u thnk u
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM
The mist turns to
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....
U r a friend
U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!
IF U EVER WANT
IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng
what is the meaning of Sms?
what is the meaning of Sms? share my sweetness. search my soul. seek my sweetheart. succeed my smartNess.see my smile.so keep sending smses

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