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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8409 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
The greatest thing in the world is... not so much where we are..but in what direction we are moving.ON.GM
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.
Lord, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing, help me remember that Your love is always greater than my disappointments and Your plans for my life is always better than my dreams.
Evry morng has;...a new beginning...a new blessing...a new hope...& its a perfect day'coz its NATURE's GIFT.Good morning *Have a wonderful day*--
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
End is not end.. in fact, end is effort never dies!! no is not always just denial.. its no- next opportunity!! always b positive!! have a nice morning
I ask the Lord to bless you, As I pray for you today; To guide you and protect you, As you go along your way. His love is always with you, His promises are true. And when you give Him all your cares, You know He'll see you through.gd mrng
Five steps to a lovely morning close your eyes, take a deep breath, open your arms wide, feel your heart beat and say its too early. let me sleep again. good morning.