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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8363 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Never argue with

Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng

Beautiful things happen

Beautiful things happen 2 beautiful people with beaytiful Hearts in beautiful places.i pray this day adds more beauty 2 ur beautiful life. gud mrng….

The world will

The world will provide you with stones everyday; what you build out of it is your outlook - A bridge or a wall. Gd mrng

If we are truly

If we are truly desirous of ascent, beatifying bliss and peace, we must begin to look inwards.GD MRNG

Smile! it will

Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning

G odO ffer usO

G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…

Nature has given

Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression.. Be careful when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression.G'Mrng

Mistakes are painful

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success... gd mrng

Philosopy of love.

Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng

if you are HAPPY

if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG

The Two of

The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng

Like the fresh

Like the fresh dew drops of a new day May GODs loving-hands be-upon u today to-freshen-ur soul as u start the day! Have a great week ahead

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