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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8397 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.gd mrng
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success nd some act as stepping stone to success.Gd mrng
If we are truly desirous of ascent, beatifying bliss and peace, we must begin to look inwards.GD MRNG
life is much lyk FACEBOOK ppl wil lke ur promblemz n comments,but no one gonna solve dem...Bcoz everybody seemz so buzz in updating der own...!!!gm
Night's ended for another day. Morning has come in a special way,may you smile like the sunny rays & leave your worries for some other day.GOOD MORNING
Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning
Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng
Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets of fruits - love ,happiness peace of mind and told me 2 share them with peal dear 2 me. i’m sharing all with u…