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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8842 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
Drop of water falls on lake, it loses identity.If falls on lotus, it shines,If on shell,it becomes pearl. Drop is same but Company matters! Gudmring..
Its meaningless in expecting ur partner to be of ur kind,coz u cant hold their right hand in ur right hand, while walking together! THINK OVer..
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
D word 'HELLO' means, H-How are u? E-Everything alright? L-Like 2 hear from u. L-Love 2 c u soon. O-Obviously,I miss you!!... So HELLO.gd mrng
Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person
Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng
lovely message 4 lovely person from lovely friend 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style ... gd-mrng…
:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG
The Worst pAin in Life is Wen some one u know Turns into Some one u knew."ReAd CareFully,Its nice & True.!GOOD DAY
Life is like a piano! White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments! But both keys r played togethr to give sweet music!GMRNG