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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8091 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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TRUST is a betr
TRUST is a betr complmnt than LUV Bcoz u may not alwys trust d prson u love, but u can alwys lov d prsn whom u trust Gud morning
DEW on ROSES are
DEW on ROSES are the TEARS of NIGHT to give way to the MORNING LIGHT.I keep them in my PALM,close my EYES & wish you a very special "GOOD MORNING".
Everyone thinks of
Everyone thinks of changing the world,But no 1 thinks of changing themself,Everybody wants to go to heaven but no body wants to die..
A true frnd is never
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
Life is Small,
Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng
Anything in life
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning
To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
5 Steps to every
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
"We are all driven
"We are all driven by the quest for joy. Behind all our plans, actions, expectations, lies this perennial thirst for joy.GM
"In Life, we Have
"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
By the time a man
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng
'Pyari Si Morning
'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING

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