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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8120 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never be sad 4missing whatever u expectd!But, be happy 4 dat! Bcoz god has planned 2 giv anothr 1,better dan u expected!.GM
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : ONE MORE TIME LIVE LIFE, MAKE DIFFERENCE, TOUCH 1 HEART, ENCOURAGE 1 MIND & INSPIRE 1 SOUL, G O O D M O R N I N G
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.
Don't luk 4 a Gud face, it wil turn old 1day.Don't luk 4 a Gud skin,it wil wrinkle 1day.But,luk 4 a Gud heart that wil remember u Everyday..GM
Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM
One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”gd mrng
""The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking Truth Is That U Don"t Have 2 Remember What U Said.."" If you talk lie ? You Have to Remember .GOOD MORNING"""""
A cup of hot hello's, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success, hope this snacks makes ur day lovely colorful morng,
Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng
'TIME' is a rare luxury whch can never be purchased at any cost.So wen some1 spends it 4 u, it defines d depth of care for.GM