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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8215 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Morning Thought:
Morning Thought: "Patience is not much about waiting. It is more about how one behaves while waiting." Good Morning.
When earthly help
When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
Maintain SILENCE4
Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG
When you are lazy
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM
"Opinion Are like hAnd
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM
Mistakes are painful
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success... gd mrng
If LOVE & MEMORIES
If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..
Talents in u should
Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM
"AH" k "PHOOL
"AH" k "PHOOL" khil gaye"PANCHI" apne "SAFAR" pe udd gaye"SURAJ" aate hi "TAARE" b chup gaye KYA aap "MITHI NEEND" se utth gaye.good morning.
If u stand for a
If u stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. If u fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.GMrng..
One machine can
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. Good Morning !
Obstacles are
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning

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