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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8844 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Frndsip's a silent
Frndsip's a silent gift of nature,Mor old mor strong,Mor d!p mor clear,Mor clos mor warm,&Less wordsBut More Undrstnding...GMrng...
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.
Forgetrget about the
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG
It's not how
It's not how well you jump over the obstacles nor how fast you get to the top but how often you stop to appreciate the simple things in life which makes life worthwhile. Good day!
Its True that
Its True that everyEffort is Not Convertedinto Success,But its Equaly True That Success Does Not Come Without Effort..Good Morning.
Man can live about
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
If U Feel Litle
If U Feel Litle Bored,lil Sick,lil Sad or Lost,U Knw Wats Wrng?U R Sufrig 4rm Lack Of Vitamin"ME".So always Stay In Tuch Wid Me.Good Morng.
Don't luk 4 a Gud
Don't luk 4 a Gud face, it wil turn old 1day.Don't luk 4 a Gud skin,it wil wrinkle 1day.But,luk 4 a Gud heart that wil remember u Everyday..GM
Never design ur
Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk..ButDesign it like THE SKY where everyone aspires to reach..gm
A New Morning
A New Morning a New Sun A New Day A New Smile Says To You Forget All The Worries All The Sorrow For Someone Who Wants To See You Always Happy GoOd MoRnInG ..
Luck is not in your hand.
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm
Never search your
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng

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