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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8471 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't only be close with someone who makes u happy.B close with sum1 who can't b hapy without U,it makes a lot of difference in life:GM
IT'S TRUE THAT WE DON'T REALISE WAT WE'VE GOT UNTIL WE LOSE IT, BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE TAT WE DONT KNOW WAT WE'VE BEEN MISSIN UNTIL IT ARRIVES..
Sun cant come2 earth but send love as rays.Cloud cant come 2 river but send love as rain.I cant come 2 U but can send my care as msg to "U".gd mrng
Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING
Hi,You are not responsible for what people think about you..But,you are responsible for what you give them to think about you...G'Mrng!
1Tree Makes 1Lakh Match Sticks But 1Match Stick Can Burn 1Lakh Trees.Similarly 1Negative Thought Or Doubt Can Burn All Positive Thought.So B Positive.... G'Mrng!
Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
Feel the pleasure of LIFE in every second.Never b'angry'or'sad' bcoz every 1min of ur anger or sadness u loose 60sec of happiness.Be happy always.good morninG
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!
Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.