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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8682 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A strong and positive
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
Don't ever forget
Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten
5 Steps to every
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Suraj Ugela hai
Suraj Ugela hai,Chand Dubela hai,Murga Chilla Rela he..Chal bhidu Uthle..Bole to Rapchik 'GuDum wala Morning he re.
To be kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Often people need a patient heart that listens. No a brilliant mind that speaks.GD MRNG
Mistakes are painful
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success... gd mrng
My SMILE is
My SMILE is more loud then MUSICwhich can even be heard in silencei dont like to miss YOU because u r too much close to my heart alwaysGOOD MORNING. Have a nice day
People don’t change
People don’t change when U tell them better option They change only when they realise therz NO other option..GD MRNG
True wealth is
True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning
True wealth is
True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning
Nevr get discouraged,
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM
Superb Thought…
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM

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