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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8646 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Being happy doesn't
Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!
Two Aspectz Of LIFE
Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM
24hrs make a
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life
Attention Pls. Passengers
Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng
With petals of Roses
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
A Warm Gud Monin
A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea !Wider Than What Eyes Can See !Soft Like Silk Should Be !&Sweeter ThanHoney 0f The Bee !
Appreciate life itself
Appreciate life itself even if it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what u have. Gud morning.
The beauty of
The beauty of Life is some what like this: Just when we get all the answers of life.. Life changes the question!GD MRNG
"Waiting to win"
"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…
D shortest distance
D shortest distance between a problem & its solutions is the distance between your knees & the floor. The one who kneels to GOD can stand up to anything!!gd mrng
Early this morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...Good Morning!

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