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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8315 views Greeting > Good Morning

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The inevitable truth

The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng

Early this morning

Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets of fruits - love ,happiness peace of mind and told me 2 share them with peal dear 2 me. i’m sharing all with u…

No one is rich enough to

No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!

Success is like a

Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Good m6ning.

Smile increases

Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, Faith is force of life, Confidence is companion of success, So keep smiling.gd mrng

A person who is

A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM

U look Sweet

U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.

Were born alone

Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone.gd mrng

Everybody says"Mistake

Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng

I just love when

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Two great days in

Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM

I Searched Many

I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give As A Gift To U? But I Didnt Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur SMILE...!Keep Smiling..GD MRNG

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