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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8739 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
Those who make u smile,thank dem!Dose who wud make u cry;tolerate dem!Bt dose who mk u smile wen tears r in ur eyes;luv dem coz dey care 4 u... Good morning.
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
Never blame any day in ur life.Gud days give u'happines'Bad days give u'experience' nWorst days give u a 'lesson.'All r essential for 'LIFE...Hav a nice day
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. Gud Mrng..Gud Day..
A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea !Wider Than What Eyes Can See !Soft Like Silk Should Be !&Sweeter ThanHoney 0f The Bee !
Searching for me... Luk towards ur left ... Did'nt found me.. luk towards ur right ... Still can't find now Luk into ur HEART... *Good*Morning*
Sumtimes v think-why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2 us without speking words D reson is dat,u hv got nothing big 2 say,but still want 2 stay in touch...!!GM
Life is a combination of success and failure. Both are needed. God can do anything for you if you simply give Him a chance. Gud Mrng…
Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax dear its just a bend! Not the end.GD MRNG