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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8588 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"I cried bcoz I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometims we're just too blind to see them.So alwys be +ve..Gud MRNG
Best Thought:"the person who luv u most will trouble n irritate u the maximum,bt whn u drop a tear,he will fight wid the world to stop ur tears."gud mrng
When time comes 4 u to give ur hearts to someone, make sure u select someone who wil nevr breaks ur heart, bcoz broken hearts has never spare parts…Gd MRNG
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
Arguing with a boy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Aftre some time,u realize that u r getting dirty,but the pig is actualy enjoyng!
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
Meaningful words: mirror is my best friend.. because when i cry; it never laughs...:gm
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng
Missed calls Reachs the Mobile.Recivd Call Reaches the Ears.But my msg Reaches Ur Beautiful Eyes & Loveable Heartz.So!I Always Like 2 Send MSGs.GD MRNG
"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'