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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8337 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM
Let d Most Beautiful Dream Cum 2 U Tonite, Let d Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight, But Don't Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng
When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm
Life is very short.So BREAK silly RULES. Forgive quickly,Believe slowly, love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.GM
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,Id Never B 2 Far…GD MRNG
New Morning + New Aim + New Achievement + UR Dedication + Committment = SUCCESS Just TRY it & Win the Day! Good Morning & Have a Great day!
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. Gd mrng
DEW on ROSES are the TEARS of NIGHT to give way to the MORNING LIGHT.I keep them in my PALM,close my EYES & wish you a very special "GOOD MORNING".
Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning
God’s blessings come as a surprise but how much you receive depends on how much your heart believes. may you be blessed beyond expectations. good morning!