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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8575 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life has No
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM
I dont know how
I dont know how many meters make a mile Nor do I know how long is the river Nile But I always smile whenever I see your name on my mobile .gd mrng
Morning is not
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....
If you wake up,
If you wake up, it’s a chance to achieve,If you go back to sleep it’s a lost chance.
Remembring Is a Hearts
Remembring Is a Hearts Own Way Of Keeping In Touch Wth Peoples Whom We Really Like.This Special SmS Comes 2 Tell u That Ur Being Rememberd Always.GM
The tragedy of life
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
Log juth kehte hai
Log juth kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqikat to ye he ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti he So Resolve Misunderstandngs.GM
When you are lazy
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM
Good morning n
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
Hi today i am
Hi today i am coming to your house. in the way of sun rays. in the way of sweet breeze. in the way of good wishes. Good morning
Pyari si sweet'ssi
Pyari si sweet'ssi neend ke bad, raat ke kuch lamho ke bad,subahe ke kuch naye sapano ke saat, duniya me kuch apano ke saat, aapko pyara-sa shubprabat.
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.

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