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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8203 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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2 Best Sentences Which Impressed me:1."LAugh so hArd thAt Even Sorrow Smiles At You"2."Live Life so Well thAt Even deAth Loves to see you Live" !!GMRNG
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Khwabo k jahan se ab laut b aaiye,Hui subah ab jaag b jayie,Chand aur taaro ko ab keh b dijiye "bye" aur pyari si subah ko kahiye "hi"
SubaH ki pEHli kirAN bOli utH kyA NaZara hAi MaiNE kaHa zaRa ruk peHlE osE yAd kARLO jO jAAn sE pyAra hAi GoOd mOrninG !
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
Heart touching dialogue:Force can make everything possible in the world,but it cant create a single drop of love in anybody's heart..GM
Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
"Whom U Dnt Need 2day, U'll NeedThem 2morrow. Whom U Reject 2day,Wil Never Again Accept U 2morrow" So Value D relationship.GD MRNG
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day