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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7999 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The pleasure of
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
The Loser says
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
"Hurting someone
"Hurting someone, is as easy as cutting the tree. But making someone happy is like growing a tree. It takes lot of time"GD DAY
U can close ur
U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.gd mrng
We spend our
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
"Desire is never
"Desire is never satisfied by the enjoyment of the objects of desire. It grows from more and more, as does the fire to which fuel is added."Good morning--
SMALL LINES BUT
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
Be optic in(HEART)
Be optic in(HEART)Be dynamic in(THOUGHT)Be static in(MIND)Be electric in(CHARACTER)Then u will be(MAGNETIC)everywhere.Gud morning!
Whn V Wr Kids,
Whn V Wr Kids,V Cudnt Wait2Grow Up Now GrownUp & Realise Tht Wounded Knees & Broken Toys Wr Better Thn Wounded Emotions & Broken Hearts.GM
Main hu yahan,
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan to nahao yaar Good Morning
A famous poet says
A famous poet says "One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but can't pass his love life without wetting his eyes" Thats LOVE. good morning.
A Nice Thought-
A Nice Thought- "when we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we have the heart to forgive someone, who made usCRY.GM

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