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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8743 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Man's Rise or Fall
Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…
May Ur Today
May Ur Today Be, All U Ever Hoped For & Fondly Bring Ur Way PEOPLE Who Touch Ur Life With Endless Joy & Make U Happy Always.GUD MRNG
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
The sun has once brought
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Subah-subah suraj
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY,
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
Sweetest Sunday
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
Good heart &
Good heart & good nature are two different things.Gud heart can win many relationshps but gud nature can sustain life long relationshp.
When i open
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
Heart touching dialogue
Heart touching dialogue:Force can make everything possible in the world,but it cant create a single drop of love in anybody's heart..GM
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
"Thought of the dAy
"Thought of the dAy"Effort is importAnt...But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference…GM

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