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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8071 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Greatest gift u
Greatest gift u can give to some one is UR TIME. When U give ur time , then u are giving portion of UR LIFE that U will never GET BACK GOOD MORNING
Never get too
Never get too attached to anyone because attachments always lead to expectations & expectations always leads to disappointment G.M.
Words & heart
Words & heart are the 2 things to be handled with care.Because words once spoken and heart once broken are D hardest things to retain again.Gs mrng
Express urslf such
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
I have no diamonds
I have no diamonds to give u… I have no pearls to give u.. but I have two little words to give u… Good day
Good Message for
Good Message for a Good Person from a Good Friend for a Good Reason at a Good Time on a Good Day in a Good Mood to say GOOD MORNING
The value of life does
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about .gd mrng
Mistakes r embarrasing
Mistakes r embarrasing when they do happen,but years later, u hav collections of mistakes seldom called EXPERIENCE .GD MRNG
So simple it is
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!
life......a
life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng
Today's weather report
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
Ek khubsurati,
Ek khubsurati, ek tazgi, ek sapna, ek sacchai, ek kalpana, ek ahsas, ek aastha, ek vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat

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