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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7927 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
Gulshan me bhawro
Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.
If you don't Stand
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng
This is a chocolate
This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.
WishingUonefine DAY
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
Tin tin tin tin
Tin tin tin tin tin8 msgs recivd1Helo2Hw r u3Wht ru doing4Dnt frget me5I miss u6Bye7God bless u8Remmbr me in ur prayrs always.GD MRNG
The good deed
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Zindagi..na keval
Zindagi..na keval jeene ka bahana. Zindagi..na keval saanso ka khazana. Zindagi...Sindoor hai purab dishaa ka. Zindagi ka kaam hai Suraj ugana..!! Gmrng. Gudday
arrow can be
arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory
an honest smiled
an honest smiled from a smiling heart crossing miles, has just reached ur inbox, wishing u a day full of happiness n relaxation.have a great day
If u hv1apple
If u hv1apple,I hv1apple & we exchange apples thn we will still hv1apple.But if u hv1idea,I hv1idea & we exchange ideas,thn we hv2ideas.GM

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