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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8706 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Good Song :
Good Song :Few MinuteHappyGood Film :Few HoursHappyGood college :Few yearsHappyGood friendlike 'U' :Life Long happy.....! "HAVE A GOOD DAY".
Life is a one-way
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
A caring hand always
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG
Birs are chillaying
Birs are chillaying murga is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowres are khushbon maring peacock is naching all are kahing ta u GOOD MORNING u r still soying??
If u hv1apple
If u hv1apple,I hv1apple & we exchange apples thn we will still hv1apple.But if u hv1idea,I hv1idea & we exchange ideas,thn we hv2ideas.GM
If you MisS an
If you MisS an OpportuniTy, do not Fillup ur eYes with TeaRs! KeeP yoUr visioN CLEAR, so thAt you will Not misS the neXt onE...!! G.m.
Pearl of thought:
Pearl of thought: Relationship is not a business where u give wen u get,it is a beautiful feel for some1 where u love to give even if u don’t get.GM
Dont take life
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….gd mrng
The Hard Reality
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
A careless word
A careless word may kindle strife, A cruel word may wreck a life, A timely word may level stress.. A loving word may heal and bless.gd mrng
Good things come
Good things come to those who WAIT. Better things come to those who TRY. Best things come to those who BELIEVEDesire things come to those who PRAY.GD MRNG
Hot tea with my
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, And lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING sms.....Have a nice day!

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