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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8657 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Arguement wins the
"Arguement wins the situation, but loses the person."So never argue with close ones, only FIGHT, because it increases LOVE..!!!Gud mrng
Xcellent morningXecutive
Xcellent morningXecutive thinkingXpress feelingsXcite talents2 give U a peaceful &a joyful Life Style.Have a greatful sunrise. happy morning
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
A ray of light,
A ray of light, a ray of hope.A brand new day, know u could cope.When the day is done, look back & see,how the good sun has touched you & me.Gud mrng!
THE MORE U
THE MORE U WIL DELAY TO MAKE UR DECISION THE MORE U R MISSING OPPURTUNITY, ANYWAYS ITS UR WISH TO TEST US BUT ATLAST U MAY MISS THE BUS.GM
Sometimes A hurt
Sometimes A hurt is needed 2mAke u GrowFAilure is needed 2mAke u GrowLoss is needed 2mAke u GainBcoz Some lessons r best wen leArnt thru pAin..GM
'Pyari Si Morning
'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING
God givs evry
God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG
"To Prevent ur
"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM
If God ans ur
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
Whenevr dere is
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
Be patient when
Be patient when God does not give you what you want. He knows the best time for you to have it. Just remember that you can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

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