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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8367 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"You know you love someone, when all you want for that person is happiness, even if you are not a part of it.."Have A Lovely Day.
Ur Voice is MELODY,Ur Nature is PERK,Ur Behaviour is KITKAT,Ur Mind is MUNCH,Ur Heart is DAIRY MILK..!!Oh ! U r Totally 5 star..Good morning
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM
Sky is golden when sun is rising. Ocean is silver when moon is shining. The day is pleasant when U R smiling... "KEEP SMILING" Have a nice day .GOOD DAY.
One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”gd mrng
Kamyabi tumhare kadam chume, khushian na kabhi tumse rooth paaye tumhare jivan mein ugta suraj har roz sukh ki kirnein failaye. good morning.Have a nice day.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng
Japanese proverb -If one can do it,You too can do it, If none can do it,You must do it…Good day Hv a gr8 days ahead
Friends r like crayonsthey colour our livesi may not b ur favourite colorbt hope u ll need me sumwhr to complete ur picture..!G'mrng