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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7921 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.
Make your life a rose that speaks silently the language of fragrance, bcoz it is only in the depth of silence that u can hear ur heart's voice….Good morning.
Everybody seems to b SPECIAL at first sight. But,only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of their life.GM
friend gives support,a good friend gives protection,a best friend gives life.But a real friend gives full of his care and affection.Good morning. Gud day 4--
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
namaskar!jaago baalak.suryoday ho chuka hai.snaan poorn karke,pavitra hokar,maata Pita k charan chhukar,sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado!!
Gud mrng d sun is up time 2 fill ur coffe cup. d day is new & how it will be is up 2 u. makes plan 2 purse what it is that u seek so that u can stand on d highest peak filled wd delight hv a fantastic day
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!
Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wn u learn to share it, u wil realize__ how big & precious it is.. Be happy Always.. G.Morning