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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8378 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Share all you
"Share all you have with the needy so that no one feels deprived and neglected.GD MRNG
Neveever Get Tired
Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW:"No dog will hurt u if u beat it with a bone! So always use the right weapon 2 handle wrong people!"gud mrng!
Welcome the new
Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on ur Face”, “Love in ur Heart”, ” Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.
My silence doesn't
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
Care is the sweetest
Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.
This lovely morning,
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
If ur Eyes r Sweet
If ur Eyes r SweetU Wud Lik All The People Of The WorldBut If ur Tongue Is Sweet ...All The People Of The World Will Like U.G'Mrng
No one is rich enough to
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
Silent lips may
Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
Gulshan me bhawro
Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.
Cheerful people are
Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person

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