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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8746 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment, everything is a surprise n every surprise brings happiness. morning
! You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good morning
When God solves your problems u hav faith in his abilities, wen he doesn't solve ur problems he has faith in your abilities!!! Good morning....!...
let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng
" One of the most important things you can teach your kids is to have a sense of humor in the face of life's difficulties." Good Morning
"The Man Who Is Always Smiling Doesn't Mean That He Has No Problem.But The Smile Shows That He Has The Ability To Overcome All The Prblms." Good morning
LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASENT, SUN IS SMILING WITH U, TREES DANCING 4 U,BIRDS SINGING 4 U, COZ I BEGGED THEM ALL TO WISH U A GOOD DAY
A famous poet says "One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but can't pass his love life without wetting his eyes" Thats LOVE. good morning.
pray 4 yr life that u truly deserve. A life as gud as yr heart. A life as bright as yr smile. And life as wonderful as you are.GM
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Gd mrng
Have a Icy Morning with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs with Jumpy Joys. Have a Swt Day! *Gud Mrng*