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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8175 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never let go of a dream until you are ready to wake up and make it happen. Trials in life are not to make us fail but to see how far we can conquer.
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Hai.. Get up.!Get up.!A beautful day is waiting 4uWalk with aims Run with confidencFly with ur Achivements.Soget up..! Good morning
Ur Voice is MELODY,Ur Nature is PERK,Ur Behaviour is KITKAT,Ur Mind is MUNCH,Ur Heart is DAIRY MILK..!!Oh ! U r Totally 5 star..Good morning
sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.gd mrng
Whenever you get pains in your life. just think about the fullform of pains. ‘positive attitude in negative situation’ follow it & your life will change.. good morning…
GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.good morning
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM