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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7946 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
Khwabo k jahan se ab laut b aaiye,Hui subah ab jaag b jayie,Chand aur taaro ko ab keh b dijiye "bye" aur pyari si subah ko kahiye "hi"
Night's ended for another day. Morning has come in a special way,may you smile like the sunny rays & leave your worries for some other day.GOOD MORNING
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM
"The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,but those who find happiness in problems and learn to live with things
Remembring Is a Hearts Own Way Of Keeping In Touch Wth Peoples Whom We Really Like.This Special SmS Comes 2 Tell u That Ur Being Rememberd Always.GM
Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--
Nobody ll ever remembr how yu look,how yu speak,wat yu did or anythin else.But the only thing they remembr s how yu made them feel.Gud mornin..Gud day
MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : ONE MORE TIME LIVE LIFE, MAKE DIFFERENCE, TOUCH 1 HEART, ENCOURAGE 1 MIND & INSPIRE 1 SOUL, G O O D M O R N I N G
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM