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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8062 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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God givs evry
God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG
Memories are the
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
On the New Day
On the New Day, it is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to Prosperity. Have a nice day
LAw of beAutiful life
LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM
Chalo sabse pahle
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
If you don't like
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.GD MRNG
Two Aspectz Of LIFE
Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM
Life ends wen u
Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning
Night has gone
Night has gone And the moon Too... Sun has arrived With the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes, there is a sms 4 u.. Gudmorning
Bells giv us tinkles,
Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng
Dont run ahead
Dont run ahead of God,Let Him direct ur steps.He has plans & He has time.God's clock is never early nor late.It alwys strikes on time.G'Mrng
when i woke up
when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn’t said good morning to taht sweet Angel….so GooD MorninG sweet heart

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