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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8283 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Smile is theLighting systemof the Face.Cooling systemof Heart. Charging systemof Mind.Pain or pleasure, maintain a smileSo keep on smiling.Gud morning.
I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting u. gud morning!
to luv someone is a natural instinct. to b luved by someone is luck. to live wid someone u luv is achievement. to live wid someone who luves u is life! gud mrng
All mornings are like Paintings, you need a little inspiration, to get going,a little smile to brighten up & aims from someone who cares to color your day… good morning…..Have a Nice Day..
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
You should be either in a part of problem or you should be either in a part of solution so start u r day in ur own style.. good morning
Between a thousand yesterdays & a million tomorrows there is only one " TODAY " so don't let it go to waste.Have a beautiful day..... Good morning.
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!.GD mrng
LINES BY A DEPRESSED HEART : I DONT KNOW WHY LIFE TEACHES ME SO MANY LESSONS, WHEN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING..gd mrng
1 who creates d oportunity is Brilliant.1 who gets d oportunity is Lucky.1 who capitalizes on d oportunity is d Winner.Always b d Winner.Gm
The Shortest Solution to any problem is to minimize the distance between our knees & the floor.Those who kneel down to GOD, can stand up to Anything!GM