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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7913 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
Life is like a FLUTE..It may have several Holes & Emptiness,But if we work on it,The same Holes & Emptiness produce Magical Melodies.GD MRNG
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, Search 4 beauty and you shall find love, Search for love and you shall find God, Search fo r God and you shall have them all.gd mrng
Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
Log juth kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqikat to ye he ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti he So Resolve Misunderstandngs.GM
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM
Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
Pearl of the Day: Aap ki Har Subah Muskurati Rahe, Har Shaam Gungunati Rahe. Aap Jise Bhi Mile Aise Mile ki, Aap ke Milne se hi Unka Chehra Khile. Gud Mrng.