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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8217 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
You should be either in a part of problem or you should be either in a part of solution so start u r day in ur own style.. good morning
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG
5 Steps 2 A Lovely Mrng.Close Ur Eyes,Take A Deep Breath,Open Ur Arms Wide,Fel Ur Heart Beat&Say " It Is 2 Early,Let Me Sleep Again.G'Mrng
Life bcomes a burden when we struggle 2 be with some1 who does not even knw hw much we luv them. But it bcomes even worse when they know it & still we struggle.GM
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM
Two aspects of life If we become too sentimental its too hard to lead life n If we become too practical its too tough to maintain relation.GD MRNG
namaskar!jaago baalak.suryoday ho chuka hai.snaan poorn karke,pavitra hokar,maata Pita k charan chhukar,sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado!!