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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7947 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Bhor Hui Chidiya
Bhor Hui Chidiya Chahchahne Lagi Suraj Nikla Kirnein Muskrane Lagi, Phool Khile, Kaliya Sharmane Lagi, Subah Ki Oss Ki Bund n Chupke s Kan m Kaha- GOOD MORNING
Life is more strict
Life is more strict than a teacher.A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam..But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson. Good Morning !!!
"First pretend to
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
I have a special
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!
"A person who
"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning
Fact of Life:Everyone
Fact of Life:Everyone thinks that the TRUTH should be on their side, But nobody wants to be on the side of TRUTH..Gud mrng
Life never seems
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning
Every moment of
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng
If yesterday didnt
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!!
Two Aspectz Of LIFE
Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Your soul came
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM

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