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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8462 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Take but GIVE more. Hate but LOVE more. Order but AGREE more. Talk but LISTEN more. Forget but FORGIVE more & IT Will Come Back to U.Gd mg
Worries always look big if you have it in your heart. But when you learn to share it with your dears, you will realize how small and simple it is..Gud mrng
"You know you love someone, when all you want for that person is happiness, even if you are not a part of it.."Have A Lovely Day.
sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.gd mrng
Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!
Defeat is not when u fall down, it is when u refuse to get up..! So keep getting up everytime u fall.. Thats attitude of life. GOOD MORNING....
CHEER up and REJOICE Coz every new day brings new Life.... new blessings.... new hope! Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
Life is a Game:everybody says,"mistake is d 1st step of success." D fact is"correction of mistake is d 1st step of success'.Gudmrng!
Golden thought. - expectin much from whom u feel ur own is not a mistake provided d one from whom u expect also thinks u as der own.GD MRNG