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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8693 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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One machine can
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. Good Morning !
A ray of light,
A ray of light, a ray of hope.A brand new day, know u could cope.When the day is done, look back & see,how the good sun has touched you & me.Gud mrng!
Do U Know Y Car's
Do U Know Y Car's Front Glass Is Large & D Rear View Mirror Is Small?Bcz Future Is more Imprtnt Than Past,Look Ahead Wid Bigger View & MoveOn.GM
Health is not
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning
Measuring life by
Measuring life by what others do for u may disappoint u. But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning 2 ur life...!! Gd day
IF People Talk
IF People Talk Behind UR BackWhat Does That Mean?Simple! It MeansYOU ARE 2 STEPS AHEAD of themSO keep Moving Ahead.GM
With petals of
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning..
Smile! it will
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
Don't ever forget
Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten
Har nayi subha
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
Like the fresh
Like the fresh dew drops of a new day May GODs loving-hands be-upon u today to-freshen-ur soul as u start the day! Have a great week ahead
A sunset here is
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng

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