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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8441 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Easily achieved things
Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning
Coin's always make
Coin's always make sound but the rupees will always be silent. So, When ur value increases...Keep calm!!good morning n have a calm n wonderful week ahead :
Memories are the
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
The Two of
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
Bahar aati hai
Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
Tackle life with
Tackle life with all ur skill to overcome each & every hill; if u persist with all ur will, u will enjoy ur life & all its thrill... so just chill !!
Be Sofoft & Cool
Be Soft & Cool like Water.,So U can adjust anywhere in Life..Be Tough & Attractive like diamond.,So no one can play with ur emotions..GD MRNG
""The Greatest
""The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking Truth Is That U Don"t Have 2 Remember What U Said.."" If you talk lie ? You Have to Remember .GOOD MORNING"""""
Who said OPEN
Who said OPEN and CLOSE are opposite words? We are always OPEN to the person whom we are CLOSE to,,,, Isnt it…?GD MRNG
"To Have good relations
"To Have good relations wth all,we should keep our nature lik a Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White"
Life is a one-way
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again

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