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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8094 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM
Before u get out of that bed.before u peak out the window take a special hug from me and a kiss on your cheek.Its my way of saying Good Morning and have an awesome day.
Pyaar Ka Prabhat;Sneh Ka Savera;Mohobbat Ka Mast Mausam;Preet Ki Pyari Pukaar;Aur Mitra Ki Muskaan.Aaj Ka Shubh Din'MangaLMay' KaLyanMay ho.
A frnd like U is a sweet gift, an emotional lift,a heart healer,a mood chiller,a gem so rare,a happy mate..& offcourse for me a lucky fate! Gd morng!
There is a great difference between worry and concern.A worried person sees a problem, anda concerned person solves a problem....,*Good Morning*
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Youth, in age, is temporary but youth in attitude, is permanent. How do you want to live your life? Choice is yours." Good Morning
A Moment of Patience in a Moment of Anger Can Help You Avoid a Thousand Moments of Sorrow ..Good Morning!Smile AlwaysHave a wonderful day
D shortest distance between a problem & its solutions is the distance between your knees & the floor. The one who kneels to GOD can stand up to anything!!gd mrng
Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…
I still remmbr d day I send a sms 2 U sayin"sender is Cool & reader is Fool"u Got Angry & replied"sender is Fool & reader is Cool"u r a Genius.GM