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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8824 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day
Now The New Day Has Juzzz StartedLet It Be The Best One YetFull Of Hope, Success And GladnessLeave Nothing To RegretGood Morning ..
Somebody once asked god,"What suprises you most, about Mankind..?"God replied... "they lose their health to make money and then, lose their money to restore their health...By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present...Such that, they live neither for the present nor for the future...They live as if they will never die and they die, as if they had never lived..."Wish you a joyful & healthful day!"
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
Ur words are not my disturbance. The disturbance is ur silence. So don’t disturb me wth ur Silence. Alwys disturb the Silence Btween us.GM
SMS are not for timepass.They silently says, that I M Thinking of U. & also making U to think of me for a moment….GM
God Says:Tu Kuch Chahta Hai, Me Kuch Chahta Hu,Hota Wo Hai Jo Main Chahta Hu,Tu Wo Kar Jo Me Chahta Hu,Phir Wo Hoga Jo Tu Chahta He.GD MRNG
Freindship is"More clear than water""More pure than gold""More sweet than honey"So thanks for sharing Gods beautiful gift with me..GD'morG
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
fresh morning fresh day fresh smile fresh faces fresh lifebut still the same good old love..,wish u have a refreshing day..Good Morning
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…gd mrng
Some say its a small wrld,not enough for them. But I say a milion thanks to God for makin it small or else I'd've missed meeting some1 as sweet as u..Gud morn