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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8180 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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U look Sweet
U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.
Please Open Ur
Please Open Ur Eyes! So The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz All are Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face.... & say GOOD MORNING
When u love ur
When u love ur parents its equal to god,wen u love ur friends its equal to truthfulness,butwen u love urself its equal to confidence..!GD MRNG
Don't fear for facing
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM
sum1 asked me
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.
U'll never get
U'll never get a 2nd chance to mke a 1st impression..But remember the 1st impression is not the last CHANCE...Gud mrng.Have a nice day.
If I had a penny
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM
U're on top
U're on top of some situation & it may come as a shock 2 othrs. That doesnt mean u can just coast - Build on ur success! Gud morning
Good Morning.Do
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
Log juth kehte hai
Log juth kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqikat to ye he ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti he So Resolve Misunderstandngs.GM
Anger is a Condition
Anger is a Condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except the tongue.G.D.
Making everyone happy
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u, by your love, affection and sweet smile.Good morning.

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