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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8144 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I am not afraid of
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
Sweetest Sunday
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
This s stay-in-touch'
This s stay-in-touch' msg. smtimes it hapns tat frds dnt communicate thinkng Y shd I if d other doesn’t.'m breakng those thots-keep n touch….GM
There are OnlyTwo
There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng
Jivan ki har
Jivan ki har situatin me hamare pass hamesh 2 raste hote hai. Bhag lo aur bhaag lo choice is urs.GM
If yesterday didnt
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!!
Above the dark
Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning!
This lovely morning,
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
I dreamt dat u had
I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!
Ma own If u got
Ma own If u got d spirit of understAnding evrythin & tAking it in proper wAy.U will enjoy Every Min of Lyf Whethr it is a pleAsure or pAin.!GM
"Delay" is the enemy of
"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency,"Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don't delay anything&Don't wait for anything.gd mrng
May Ur Today
May Ur Today Be, All U Ever Hoped For & Fondly Bring Ur Way PEOPLE Who Touch Ur Life With Endless Joy & Make U Happy Always.GUD MRNG

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