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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8118 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Relationship doesnt get closer by meetngs, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care 4 u in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe u'll never know, Perhaps I'll nvr show.
Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!
May ur salty days b peppered wid SPICY LOV, May u bask in LEMON SUNSHINE, play on STRAWBERRY FIELD, under a VANILLA SKY...in short hav a YUMMY DAY !!
Life is funny and twisted, Some time U laugh, Sometime U Cry, But as long as I'm with you, I'll always be on Ur Lips As a smile rather than a tear in Ur eyes.GD MRNG
Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
Beautiful lines"Worrying doesn't reduce yesterdays sorrows, but it empties todays strength". So DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY..Good day!
Relations do not need evryday convrsation, doesn’t alwz need togethrnes, s long s d relatonshp is kept in d heart, tru feelngs nevr go apart!.GD MRNG
Wen Time is Fast. Wen Moments r Hard. Wen Evry1 is Busy. Wen Seconds r Few. My MESSAGE Says That I m still Remembering U. GooD MorninG!
Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning