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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8516 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around .gd mrng
"Share all you have with the needy so that no one feels deprived and neglected.GD MRNG
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng
Ur Voice is MELODY,Ur Nature is PERK,Ur Behaviour is KITKAT,Ur Mind is MUNCH,Ur Heart is DAIRY MILK..!!Oh ! U r Totally 5 star..Good morning
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…
A MESSAGE - TO START - YOUR DAY - A PRAYER - TO BLESS - YOUR WAY - A WISH - TO LIGHTEN - THE MOMENTS - A CHEER 2 - PERFECT - UR DAY - AND A TEXT - TO SAY, - TAKE CARE, - HAVE A - GOOD DAY.
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
Wen v pray v don't c God.Bt v know He listens.Wen I Snd sms to U, I don't c U.But I know, U'll think of me wid a Sweet Smile..Gud Mg, Have A Nice Day
Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng