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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8622 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If LOVE & MEMORIES
If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..
If an egg
If an egg breaks due 2 outside force! inside life ends!but... if it breaks from inside!life begins! great things always begin from inside! so try to make your inside good!good morning
Live each day
Live each day in d happiest way,be d best, no matter wher u stay.Let ur fortune so unfold, tht even the stones u hold, may turn into gold.G'Morning!
I still remmbr d
I still remmbr d day I send a sms 2 U sayin"sender is Cool & reader is Fool"u Got Angry & replied"sender is Fool & reader is Cool"u r a Genius.GM
A smile is like a
A smile is like a recharge card of life, whenever u insert d recharge of a smile, a beautiful day is activated !! So, keep smiling ....Good morning
Welcome d new
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
Talents in u should
Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM
No one in this
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
Smile! it will
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
,"I m Not In Competition
,"I m Not In Competition With Anybody But Myself. My Goal is To Beat My Last PerformAnce" GM
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
"SOME TIMES, WHEN
"SOME TIMES, WHEN EVERY ONE ELSE IS WAITING FOR SOME ONE ELSE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP, YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO DRIVE THE CHANGE." G'Mrng

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