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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8597 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Utho aalsiyo aur
Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo. . . . . . . Achha Aap ho kya, Sorry Aap to wapas so jao usi me Desh ka bhala Hai. . . . . . . . . Gud Mrng!!
Hapines cant b
Hapines cant b traveled 2 ownedearnedor consumedits d spiritual xprience of living evry sec wid luv grace & gratitudehv hapy days alwayzGud morning...--
In The Past Nobody
In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.
Dont walk as
Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng
Never let go
Never let go of a dream until you are ready to wake up and make it happen. Trials in life are not to make us fail but to see how far we can conquer.
Never quit ur
Never quit ur attempts on ur way to victory.Never underestimate urself,Bcoz we r all born WINNERS.SoLive 2 WIN;Stay 2 WIN;Breathe 2 WIN.. Good Morning
Be less curious
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.Gud Mrng
"I am not blind
"I am not blind to your love for me,and I dare say that I love you with my whole heart,but I'm just afraid to lose a friendship like ours."good morning.
Dastak di kisi
Dastak di kisi ne kaha khushiya laya ho, i nbox chota na pad jaye itni doaein laya hu naam hai sms aapko GOOD MORNING kahne aaya hu.
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
The world's happiest
The world's happiest person never gets all the best things around him. He just makes"The best of what he gets" Gud Mrmg...
People who Spend
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM

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