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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8607 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"I cried bcoz
"I cried bcoz I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometims we're just too blind to see them.So alwys be +ve..Gud MRNG
A Pure HeArted Person
A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile
Pyaari Si Subhah
Pyaari Si Subhah Pyaare Se Panchi Pyaarese kinare,pyaari se bunde pyaari si thandi havaai Eak pyaar se insaan ko pyaara sa din jaaye.
I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU in every beats of heart, In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !good morning
"We are all driven
"We are all driven by the quest for joy. Behind all our plans, actions, expectations, lies this perennial thirst for joy.GM
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg
The pleasure of
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
Happiness always looks
Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands ... But when you learn to share it , you will realize how big and precious it is!! Gd mrng
Superb Thought…
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
"Leav SOMETHING 4
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day

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