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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8326 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Wat is easy
Wat is easy & difficult in life? Easy is to judge d mistakes of others.. Difficult is to recognise & accept our own mistakes.GM
If People around U
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
Evry sunset give
Evry sunset give us 1 day less 2 live,bt evry sunrise give us,1 day more 2 hope!So,get up & hope 4 the best.Gud Day & Gud Luck
Speed can be
Speed can be calculated by "MILES PER HOUR". But our life is calculated by "SMILES PER HOUR". So no BP be HAPPY always Gud morning:
3magical words of
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
People with clear,
People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.good morning
SHOOT FOR THE
SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS
U r a friend
U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!
Water falls from
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
When We Wake
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
Success does not
Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, it depends on your quick action on important decisions..Gud mrng
Wishing you 12
Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck & 31536000 seconds of Joy forever.gd mrng

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