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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8579 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The gift of true frndship is that it takes us by the hand n reminds us,we r not alone in the journey of life.Gud mrng n have a nice day...
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
Golden thought. - expectin much from whom u feel ur own is not a mistake provided d one from whom u expect also thinks u as der own.GD MRNG
Mistakes r embarrasing when they do happen,but years later, u hav collections of mistakes seldom called EXPERIENCE .GD MRNG
When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.GD MRNG
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng
Arguments throw Heat on the Subject.While Discusions throw Light.Arguments show who is right.While Discussions show what is right.G'Mrng
Please Open Ur Eyes! So The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz All are Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face.... & say GOOD MORNING
There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
Be optic in(HEART)Be dynamic in(THOUGHT)Be static in(MIND)Be electric in(CHARACTER)Then u will be(MAGNETIC)everywhere.Gud morning!
"Forgetting u" is a crime."Ignoring u" is a sin."Remembering u" is my pleasure."Thinking about u" is my habit,and "WISHING u is my DUTY...Gud MRNG