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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8193 views Greeting > Good Morning

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" One of the most

" One of the most important things you can teach your kids is to have a sense of humor in the face of life's difficulties." Good Morning

Brilliant quote-

Brilliant quote- A good example has twice the value than that of good advice…. So always try to set an example rather than giving advice.GM

Subah Subah Ek

Subah Subah Ek Paigam Dena Hai;Apko Subah Ka Pehla Salam Dena Hai;Guzre Sara Din Apka Khushiyon Me,Apki Subah Ko Khubsurat Sa Naam Dena Hai

Laughing faces don't

Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng

To win someone's

To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM

I am a tiny bird

I am a tiny bird standing at your window, Guarding ur soft eyes from the sunlight with my little wings. waiting 4 u 2 wake up, just 2 say ,GoOD MRnG.

Morning has agreat

Morning has agreat meaning.Every moningthe SUN saysWake up like meSKY says Aim my height WIND says Refresh like me.Good Morning!

If u had 2 pick

If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.

Your soul came

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM

Please open ur

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Eyes are not

Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer.. because you are the one who can make people smile for years.good morning

View A Negative

View A Negative Experience In Ur Life Like How U Look At A Photo Negative.A Single Negatv Can Creat An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.G'mng.

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