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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7973 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Be happy when

Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else's. gd mrng

There is no such

There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng

A smile is like a

A smile is like a recharge card of life, whenever u insert d recharge of a smile, a beautiful day is activated !! So, keep smiling ....Good morning

Alwys b d reson

Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM

Dont worry for

Dont worry for the delay in ur success compared 2 others bcoz construction of pyramid takes 2 much time thn an ordinary building....GudMrng!

Brilliant quote-

Brilliant quote- A good example has twice the value than that of good advice…. So always try to set an example rather than giving advice.GM

Persistence will

Persistence will make you win “Good Luck” whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life. May your patience and belief is yourself.gd mrng

You r my sweet

You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

A person who spends

A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG

Gold rate keeps

Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning

If u had 2 pick

If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.

"Only fEw truE

"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng

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