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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7811 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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LIFE IS LIKE A GAME OF CARDS; IT DOES NOT DEPEND HOW GOOD CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND, BUT HOW GOOD U PLAY WITH THE CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND...Good Morning
I Wish Ur Life bSoft As SilkWhite As MilkSweet As HoneyFull Of MoneyMay All Ur Dreamz Come TrueThis Wish Is Only 4 UGood MRNG
Two aspects of life If we become too sentimental its too hard to lead life n If we become too practical its too tough to maintain relation.GD MRNG
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng
Life is like a coin.Pleasure & pain r d two sides.Only 1 side is visible at a time.But remember other side is also waiting 4 its turn.GM
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
A NeW dAy beginning Is pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY It'S s0 nIcE 2 kNoW u & hErE's WiShInG oUr FrIeNdShIp CoNtInUeS 2 gRoW In eVeRy DaYz To CoMe. GuD MRNG
The sweet smell of fragrance mrng going to blow in guidance of rising sun on the path of time to give the best start of ur day.so i wish u a good day
Worries always look big if you have it in your heart. But when you learn to share it with your dears, you will realize how small and simple it is..Gud mrng
Prayer's may not change d situations; but it changes our attitude to d situation & gives us hope; which in turn can change our entire life.GM
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.