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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8056 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo. . . . . . . Achha Aap ho kya, Sorry Aap to wapas so jao usi me Desh ka bhala Hai. . . . . . . . . Gud Mrng!!
When asked what 4giveness is, a little girl gave this lovely answer: " it is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed" Good Morning...
Night's ended for another day. Morning has come in a special way,may you smile like the sunny rays & leave your worries for some other day.GOOD MORNING
If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. Gd mrng
Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success nd some act as stepping stone to success.Gd mrng
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng
LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
In d Book of life,d Page Yestrdy is over,d Page future is blank,n Page 2day is being writen. So write d best U can,coz on ths Book,eraser dsn't work! Gudmrng