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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8239 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dont waste time 4 nwanted things,thoughts etc.Take time 4 better ones.It will lead u 2 success.'TIME IS PRECIOUS,LIFE IS SHORT'Be always happy..gud mrng
SMILE means: "S"et u free "M"akes u Special "I"ncreases ur face Value "L"ifts up ur Spirits "E"rases all ur Tensions!! So keep smiling 4ever. GOOD DAY
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
Be in TodayBelieve in TodayBehave in TodayBe alive in TodayBcozYesterday died for Today&Tomorrow takes birth from TodayGood Day
Never tell ur problem 2 Anyone except d 1% who genuine love u,Bcoz 20% people don’t cAre & other 79% people Are GlAd thAt u hv Problem !Thats Life!!GM
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.gd mrng
Hi,Now I Am Coming To Meet U...In The Way Of Sun Light...In The Way Of Sweet Breeze...In The Way Of Good Wishes...Just To Say Good Morning..
Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo. . . . . . . Achha Aap ho kya, Sorry Aap to wapas so jao usi me Desh ka bhala Hai. . . . . . . . . Gud Mrng!!
When asked what 4giveness is, a little girl gave this lovely answer: " it is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed" Good Morning...
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
Life is so short.So break rules,Forgive quickly,Believe slowly,love truly,Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile..!gud mrg.
Subah Subah Ek Paigam Dena Hai;Apko Subah Ka Pehla Salam Dena Hai;Guzre Sara Din Apka Khushiyon Me,Apki Subah Ko Khubsurat Sa Naam Dena Hai