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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8461 views Greeting > Good Morning

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How hard is the l

How hard is the logic of human mind?"It seeks compromise when we are wrong & it speaks judgment when others are wrong.."Good Morning…

Everything in life

Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever

if you are HAPPY

if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG

Never argue with

Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng

Today's weather report

Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day

I Searched Many

I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give As A Gift To U? But I Didnt Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur SMILE...!Keep Smiling..GD MRNG

Thought:A moment

Thought:A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you avoid a thousand moments of sorrow..Good Morning!Have a wonderful day

A Beautiful Day Is

A Beautiful Day Is Waiting For You.Walk With Aims,Run With Confidence,Fly With Your Achivements.So, Get Up & Make Lovely Day.G'Mrng.

Trust should be

Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng

An ideal day

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.

Every morning, leave

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

Good morning n

Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day

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