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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8756 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Better Keep Yourself
Better Keep Yourself clean and bright you are the window which you must see the world. Good morning Have a nice day
WAVES are inspiring
WAVES are inspiring not because they RISE and FALL but because each time they FALL they NEVER FAIL to RISE AGAIN. Have a RISING LIFE. GOOD MORNING
Everything about
Everything about the Future is uncertain, but one thing is sure. GOD has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust Him.gd mrng
If u wait to b happy
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever! Gud Day
SMALL LINES BUT
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
These are just
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.(>*<) T*A*K*E* (<<**>>);;""C*A*R*E* @$##(>>^^^<<)##$@ OF URSELF..$#%% Good Morning.... ""
Memories r treasure
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM
Nothing lasts forever
Nothing lasts forever, you must learn to let go, so that more important things can find their ways into your life! Good Day.
Each moment of
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…gd mrng
Never play with
Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng
Raat ne chadar
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
What V have
What V have 4 ourslves dies with us but what V hav done 4 othrs remains 4ever V make a LIVING by what V get but V make a LIFE by what V Give.GD MRNG

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