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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8914 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng
Don't b Happy 4 a reason,bcoz that Happiness ends with that reason.B Happy without any reason & U will b Happy AlwayS.GD MRNG
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
She's HOT.! She's swt.! She's refreshing.! she alwz needs a lip kiss.! who's she? guess guess she's 'TEA' chaay piyo mast jiyo.gudmrning
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning
Somebody once asked god,"What suprises you most, about Mankind..?"God replied... "they lose their health to make money and then, lose their money to restore their health...By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present...Such that, they live neither for the present nor for the future...They live as if they will never die and they die, as if they had never lived..."Wish you a joyful & healthful day!"
We live in our dreams, but dreams may die, don’t get shattered, never ever cry, the world is big & has lots to give, pick up a new dream, that's the way to live.GM
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
Ek khubsurati, ek tazgi, ek sapna, ek sacchai, ek kalpana, ek ahsas, ek aastha, ek vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG