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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8102 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM
Appreciate life itself even if it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but appreciation of what u have. Gud morning.
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Its meaningless in expecting ur partner to be of ur kind,coz u cant hold their right hand in ur right hand, while walking together! THINK OVer..
Always have a Positive attitude in life: There is something Positive in every person & every situation..... Even a dead clock is right twice a day!. Gd mrng
"If u trust sum1,trust till the end;whAtevr d results may be"in the end either u will hAve a very good frnd or a very good lesson.!Think Abt it.!GM
Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it. Gd mrng
Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM
"Hide your smile when people around you are sad..Hide your sadness when people around you are happy"Then Your life Always remains "RESPECTABLE".GM
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM
Life is all about three things… winning, losing, and sharing ". Winning others Heart. Losing bad things & Sharing Happy moments.GD MRNG