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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8695 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Live each day in d happiest way,be d best, no matter wher u stay.Let ur fortune so unfold, tht even the stones u hold, may turn into gold.G'Morning!
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
Wen life seems to be a journey thru a dark tunnel, just take me along... I dont promise 2 lead U to light, But I can assure U tht U are Not Alone..Good mornin
Even a correct decision is wrong when it's taken too late.Vision without action is a day dream.Action without vision is a night mare.JUST THINK.GD MRNG
Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM
to luv someone is a natural instinct. to b luved by someone is luck. to live wid someone u luv is achievement. to live wid someone who luves u is life! gud mrng
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
Frndsip's a silent gift of nature,Mor old mor strong,Mor d!p mor clear,Mor clos mor warm,&Less wordsBut More Undrstnding...GMrng...
Never get Tired of Doing Little Things for others Becoz sometimes those little things occupy the Biggest part in their Heart..GM
Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
The heart of a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of wiseman is in the heart,so listen to your heart and then speak!Be tough in action not in speech.GD MRNG