Doctor implants

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8493 views Greeting > Good Morning

more Good Morning SMS Messages

Smile-is a language

Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success. Smile-is to win the hearts. Smile-makes every moment worth living. Keep smiling.gd mrng

So Simple it is to

So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM

Life's probs wouldntbe

Life's probs wouldntbe called hurdles ifthr wasnt way2getover thm Obstacles r those frightful things u see whn u take ur eyes off ur goal.GM

Beautiful things happens

Beautiful things happens to beautiful People with Beautiful Hearts in Beautiful places. I pray this day add more Beauty to ur Beautiful Life… Good Morning

In Life LoVe

In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG

Welcome d new

Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.

A Pure HeArted Person

A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile

Losing d person

Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....Gud Mrng

When God solves

When God solves your problems u hav faith in his abilities, wen he doesn't solve ur problems he has faith in your abilities!!! Good morning....!...

Good morning n

Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day

Friends r like crayonsthey

Friends r like crayonsthey colour our livesi may not b ur favourite colorbt hope u ll need me sumwhr to complete ur picture..!G'mrng

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Doctor implants

more Good Morning SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages