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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8459 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Happiness keeps u
Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials make u strong. Sorrows keeps u human, Faith keeps u humble. Success keeps u growing, God keeps u going.."Good evng"
Jo aise chod k
Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!
A strong and positive
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
Never Conclude a
Never Conclude a Person onHis Present PositionBCoZTIME has The Power to changean invaluable stoneinto a valuable Diamond..GM
Hello Ji Gud Mrng
Hello Ji Gud Mrng Ji Aap Kaise Ho Ji Aap Theek Hona Ji Ok Ji Keep Msg Ji Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke Fir Milenge Ji Chalte Chalte Hav A Nice Day Ji
The distance from
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
With petals of Roses
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Problems are like
Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM
Get up from
Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.
I wantd u 2 know
I wantd u 2 know Dat u r in my thoughts & in my heart as well.& I m sending u awish 4 awonderful day.I hope lots of sunshinecomes ur way..Gud mrng
May your salty
May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!
A""Rose Say""I
A""Rose Say""I LOVE YOU""A""Smile Say""I LIKE YOU""A""Ring Say""I MARRY YOU"""BUT""My Small S.M.S""Say""I Cant Forget u."good morning

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