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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8083 views Greeting > Good Morning

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SMS are not

SMS are not for timepass.They silently says, that I M Thinking of U. & also making U to think of me for a moment….GM

Obstacles are

Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning

In The Past Nobody

In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.

God smiled at

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

The 'Result of anger

The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm

Always start your

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

VALUE EACH PRECIOUS

VALUE EACH PRECIOUS MOMENT. MORNING BRINGS HOPE. AFTERNOON BRINGS FAITH. EVENING BRINGS PEACE AND NIGHT BRINGS REST. WISH YOU FIND THEM ALL TODAY. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

I Searched Many

I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give As A Gift To U? But I Didnt Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur SMILE...!Keep Smiling..GD MRNG

Pretty Inspiring "

Pretty Inspiring "Crying Alone Is Really Better Than Laughing With The People Who Hate YouBut Act Like Loving You"..!Gud Mrng

EYES-expres d real

EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words! TOUCH-shows d care than any words do, but WORDS-when used proprly can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.Gd mrng

God is the great

God is the great Architect of life & He has a great plan for us. But we r still the carpenters and we should construct our life according to His plan.GD MRNG

Please open ur

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

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