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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8447 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A beAutiFul Thougth
A beAutiFul Thougth:A winner cAn Show u d Way to Success..But A Loser cAn mAke you AwAre Of All WAys LeAding To FAilure..!-GM
YESTERDAY IN MY
YESTERDAY IN MY DREAM U WERE COUNTING LOT OF MONEY !!But i didnt understand why u were sitting in front of temple...!!Good Mornin!
An Early Morning
An Early Morning Greeting Doesn't Only Mean "GOOD MORNING", It has a Silent Message Saying "U R MY FIRST THOUGHT OF THE DAY"... "Good-Morning" HV A NICE DAY.
Its Possibl bt its
Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM
"SEVEN"is great
"SEVEN"is great number.Bcoz seven colrs make "RAINBOW"Seven swara makes"MUSIC"Seven day make a "WEEK"&seven spellings make"FRIENDS".GD MRNG
In Life LoVe
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
If you don't like
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.GD MRNG
IF People Talk
IF People Talk Behind UR BackWhat Does That Mean?Simple! It MeansYOU ARE 2 STEPS AHEAD of themSO keep Moving Ahead.GM
"Love ur self,
"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng
Good Morning.Do
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
Never forget what
Never forget what sumeone say to you whaen they are angry.Because that is when truth comes out .gm
When it is hard for
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng

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