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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8349 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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try to Beeee
try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
My silence doesn't
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
Morning greetings does
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
When you arise
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
As d sky breaks
As d sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make ur day a meaningful one.GM
Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
A heartbreak is not
A heartbreak is not always loud as a bomb blast,it may b as quiet as a feather fallin & most painful thing is nobody hear it.GM
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
Golden rays of
Golden rays of golden sun, Golden day of golden rays and Golden wishes of golden day for GOLDEN person like U!" GOOD MORNING.
Life is Not a Rehearsal.
Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng
"Instead of thinking
"Instead of thinking about what you're missing,Try to think aboutwhat you have that everyone else is missing.."Life will be happy…GM
Don't fear for facing
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM

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