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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8475 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Fact of Life:Everyone
Fact of Life:Everyone thinks that the TRUTH should be on their side, But nobody wants to be on the side of TRUTH..Gud mrng
May God stay
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind…May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time…GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
SHOOT FOR THE
SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS
If u worry about
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
A real friend is
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
Somebody asked God
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
If ur beloved breaks
If ur beloved breaks ur heart, if ur friends deceive u, even if ur relatives leave u, let not that smile leave ur face.
Easily achieved things
Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning
Never design ur
Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk..ButDesign it like THE SKY where everyone aspires to reach..gm
So Simple it is to
So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM
"Blind Eyes See
"Blind Eyes See Better Than Blind B r a i n s !"Good MorninG

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