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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8593 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
The Hard Reality
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
An thought to
An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.
Life is abt 3
Life is abt 3 things:1. Winning2. Losing3. SharingWinning- Others heartsLosing- Bad things &Sharing- Happy moments…!GD MRNG
May you rise each
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
Dont think how
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
It is a simple
It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning
Anger is a Condition
Anger is a Condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except the tongue.G.D.
A Short And Cute
A Short And Cute Proverb:You hAve to leArn Lessons Also from others mistAkes becAuse you wil not get time to do All mistAkes on your own..!!GM
"The tree does
"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day".GM.
No Toothbrush No
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
Tin tin tin tin
Tin tin tin tin tin8 msgs recivd1Helo2Hw r u3Wht ru doing4Dnt frget me5I miss u6Bye7God bless u8Remmbr me in ur prayrs always.GD MRNG

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