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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7940 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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D word 'HELLO' means,
D word 'HELLO' means, H-How are u? E-Everything alright? L-Like 2 hear from u. L-Love 2 c u soon. O-Obviously,I miss you!!... So HELLO.gd mrng
When U DO ANYTHIING
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
Keypad locked press
Keypad locked press unlock & then * Now press * Keypad active 1 message received opening Message "GUD MORNG FRiND
When I met my
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
Morning is Silent
Morning is Silent,Morning is Calm,Morning is Beautiful,But Morning is not complete,Without wishing u Good and Wonderful Day.
The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
Hello Ji Gud Mrng
Hello Ji Gud Mrng Ji Aap Kaise Ho Ji Aap Theek Hona Ji Ok Ji Keep Msg Ji Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke Fir Milenge Ji Chalte Chalte Hav A Nice Day Ji
The sun has once
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Sometimes A hurt
Sometimes A hurt is needed 2mAke u GrowFAilure is needed 2mAke u GrowLoss is needed 2mAke u GainBcoz Some lessons r best wen leArnt thru pAin..GM
Don't keep ur
Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
"Be big enough
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning

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