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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8803 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If you desire
If you desire to ‘blossom’ like a rose in the garden, you’ll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. good day!
A true frnd is never
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
"SEVEN"is great
"SEVEN"is great number.Bcoz seven colrs make "RAINBOW"Seven swara makes"MUSIC"Seven day make a "WEEK"&seven spellings make"FRIENDS".GD MRNG
A good way to
A good way to change someones attitude, is to change ur own. bcuz d same sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too.. gd mrng
Gulshan me bhanwron
Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
Each moment of
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…gd mrng
A Blind Person
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
Beautiful frendz
Beautiful frendz & Beautiful thought r rare 2 find. But i'm lucky 2 fnd such a beautiful frend whose beautiful thoughts alway's fill my mind... Gud Mrng
In life, don't focus
In life, don't focus on trying to make the right decision; instead work on making the decision right." Good Morning
One of the basic
One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg
Meethi neend Meethe
Meethi neend Meethe khwaab,Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab.Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me,1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.
The Breeze has
The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning.

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