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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8271 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Any one who stops
Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG
A Grt Thought:
A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG
We spend our
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
God Gave Us
God Gave Us Memories That We Might Have June Roses In December Of Our Lives. Good Morning Have A Wonderful Monday And Keeep Smiling:
Good Morning &
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Prayer's may not
Prayer's may not change d situations; but it changes our attitude to d situation & gives us hope; which in turn can change our entire life.GM
Character is Like
Character is Like a Book!It Takes Seconds to BurnBut it Takes years to PrintSo Print it Carefully&NEVER Let It Burn.GM
A Lovely thought..
A Lovely thought...."Death is not the greatest loss in life.....the greatest loss is -what dies in you when you are alive..Good Day
Never search happiness
Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng
YESTERDAY IN MY
YESTERDAY IN MY DREAM U WERE COUNTING LOT OF MONEY !!But i didnt understand why u were sitting in front of temple...!!Good Mornin!
Be bold when u loss
Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM
Be "Bold" when
Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng

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