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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8727 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A Blind Person
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
Inspiring lines for
Inspiring lines for the day:Born with personalityis an accidentbut dying as a personalityis an achievement.GM
I Wish Ur Life bSoft
I Wish Ur Life bSoft As SilkWhite As MilkSweet As HoneyFull Of MoneyMay All Ur Dreamz Come TrueThis Wish Is Only 4 UGood MRNG
Laughing faces don't
Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng
watch d ants
watch d ants crawl up d wall..U notice dat no mattr hw busy dey r dey stil stop&wish 1 anothr.Hop v can b lik dem-in touch 4evr.. gud day!
Loving,knowing that
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
A sweeter smile
A sweeter smile. A brighter day. Hope everything turns out great for you today. Good morning and enjoy your day.
Jindagi itni mushkil
Jindagi itni mushkil bi mat samjo ki usme jina hi mushkil ho jaye. HAPPY EVER CRY NEVER.GD MRNG
May you begin
May you begin this day May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
If u stand for a
If u stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. If u fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.GMrng..
If someone points
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.
:Every new day
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning

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