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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8712 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Shakespeare said
Shakespeare said "One beautiful Heart is equal 2 thousand beautiful faces. So better choose gud Heart rather than beautiful faces."gd mrng
Sweet good morning
Sweet good morning to a sweet person who passed sweet night to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks. Always keep smilling Gud mrng
There is no road in
There is no road in the world that goes to 'Happiness'... But 'Happiness' itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world...!!!G'Mrng.
Smile is a cooling
Smile is a cooling system of heart, Sparkling system of eyes, Lightening system of face, Relaxing system of mind. So,keep smiling.
Keep the smile,
Keep the smile, leave the tear,Think of joy, forget the fear...Hold the laugh, leave the pain,Be joyous dear till we meet again..GM
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Early this morning
Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets of fruits - love ,happiness peace of mind and told me 2 share them with peal dear 2 me. i’m sharing all with u…
Don't judge ur
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
If u stand for a
If u stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. If u fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.GMrng..
"Thought of the dAy
"Thought of the dAy"Effort is importAnt...But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference…GM
Never keep on
Never keep on goin behind d things dat u knw u wont get. Instead try d 1 Wich is always near ur hand. It can either b ur luv or ur life!GD MRNG

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