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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8555 views Greeting > Good Morning

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PLeasure In Ur

PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.

When it is hard for

When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng

What is the meaning

What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY

"To Prevent ur

"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM

We r not too

We r not too close in distance.We r not too near in miles.But text can still touch our heartsandthoughts can bring us smiles.GM

Wenevr You Lie

Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM

MORNING is a GOD

MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : ONE MORE TIME LIVE LIFE, MAKE DIFFERENCE, TOUCH 1 HEART, ENCOURAGE 1 MIND & INSPIRE 1 SOUL, G O O D M O R N I N G

The sun has

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

Always be the

Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it. Gd mrng

Its Not Important

Its Not Important 2 Hold All D Gud Cards In Life..But Its Important How Gud u Play With D Cards Which U Hold.GM

Evry succesful person

Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng

TAZI HAWA ME

TAZI HAWA ME PHOOLO KI MAHAK HO, PAHLI KIRAN ME CHIDIYO KI CHAHAK HO, JAB B KHOLO AAP APNI PALKE UN PALKO ME BUS KHUSIYO KI JALAK HO,

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