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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8350 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg
We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That’s life. Hv a nice day!
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Subaha ki kiran boli, "Utth, dekh kya nazara hai." Maine kaha, "Ruk, pehle SMS karlu useko jo sab se pyara hai..."
Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM
SubaH ki pEHli kirAN bOli utH kyA NaZara hAi MaiNE kaHa zaRa ruk peHlE osE yAd kARLO jO jAAn sE pyAra hAi GoOd mOrninG !
Everyone mAy not b Gud,But There's AlwAys something Gud in Every1.Never judge any1 becAuse every sAint hAs a pAst & Every sinner hAs a Future.!!GM
In life do the ORDINARY God will do the EXTRAORDINARY ,Do the NATURAL God will do the SUPERNATURAL . Do the POSSIBLE & God will do the IMPOSSIBLE ...gd mrng
Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM