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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8586 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
If People around U
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
Life is like math.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
Good Mrng"Just
Good Mrng"Just For You""Must For You""First For You""Nothing To Wish""Nothing 2 Say""Always Be Happy""Its My Pray""Have A Nice Day:-)"GUD MORNING .
A ROYAL ENGLISH
A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING..Birds are chilakking..Hen is kooving..Flowers are pushping..Moon is Maraying..Sun is udikki
Care is the sweetest
Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.
Beautiful Pictures r
Beautiful Pictures r Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life b sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U!. gd mrng
Gulshan me bhawro
Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
"Be big enough
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Destiny Is Simply
Destiny Is Simply The Strength Of Your Desire If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double. If You Laugh At Trouble It Disappear Like Bubble.good morning
The world's happiest
The world's happiest person never gets all the best things around him. He just makes"The best of what he gets" Gud Mrmg...

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