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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8149 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Gud AM tym
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
Smile in pleasure
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.
Have a Icy Morning
Have a Icy Morning with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs with Jumpy Joys. Have a Swt Day! *Gud Mrng*
Chalo sabse pahle
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
Thought- Doing nothing
Thought- Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you cant stop and rest !!. ..... Good morning
Every king was
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint.It's not where u r today, but where u'll reach tomorrow, that counts.Gud morn.
Water falls from
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
Thought:A moment
Thought:A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you avoid a thousand moments of sorrow..Good Morning!Have a wonderful day
Wen Time is Fast.
Wen Time is Fast. Wen Moments r Hard. Wen Evry1 is Busy. Wen Seconds r Few. My MESSAGE Says That I m still Remembering U. GooD MorninG!
Shahjahan ne Taj
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki Har deewar har minar ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha,Aur bola-ma kasam!Bahut kharcha ho gaya! Good morning.
What A beautiful
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
The wrong kind
The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people luv 4 knwing even d bad in U.Dat maks a perfct relation.GM

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