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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7958 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Always start your

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Feelng grateful or

Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM

Try holding a

Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng

Conquering the mind

Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM

Timet is like

Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *

Get up!Get up

Get up!Get up!GOD is waiting for u 2 give a gift of 24 GOLDEN HOURSwhatever u want,do it successfullyGud things will follow u.A very GuD MORNING

Learn to write

Learn to write ur pains on the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.. Carve ur joys on stone where even rain cannot erase it.GD MRNG

She's HOT.!

She's HOT.! She's swt.! She's refreshing.! she alwz needs a lip kiss.! who's she? guess guess she's 'TEA' chaay piyo mast jiyo.gudmrning

Fact of life "whom

Fact of life "whom u don’t need today, u will need them tomarrow whom u neglect today,will never again accept u tomarrow.GD MRNG

Let the most

Let the most butiful dream cum 2u 2nite, Let the sweetest person cum in ur dream 2nite, but don’t make it a habit bcoz I wont b able 2 cum daily.. Gud MRNG

Courage is not

Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .

On the New Day

On the New Day, it is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to Prosperity. Have a nice day

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