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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8016 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Shakespear said,Don't

Shakespear said,Don't worry!bcoz if U're worried u get a wrinkle,So why dont u smile & get a dimple.Always smile & be happy.GD MRNG

How can u spell

How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.

Wen u get little

Wen u get little,u want more.Wen u get more,u desire even more.But wen u lose it u realise"little" was enough..GD MRNG

Sweet and nicewith

Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning

Being a gud person

Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM

I send my care

I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM

if you get less

if you get less messages from me… never think that I don’t care for you but I am in search of the right message for the best fnd like u GD MRNG

"Only fEw truE

"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng

A nice saYing: "The

A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm

Receive my simple

Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity,Tied with care & Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe whole day!GOOD MORNING…

Life Laughs At

Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning

A SMILE IS THE

A SMILE IS THE LIGHTENING SYSTEM OF THE FACE, COOLING SYSTEM OF HEAD AND HEATING SYSTEM OF HEART, SO KEEP SMILING ALL DAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!!

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