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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8069 views Greeting > Good Morning

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A nice saYing: "The

A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm

Pearl of thought:

Pearl of thought: Relationship is not a business where u give wen u get,it is a beautiful feel for some1 where u love to give even if u don’t get.GM

:Every new day

:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning

Respecting your

Respecting your inner self, your soul-reality does not mean that you become egotist or arrogant or have some superiority complex."GM

Laughing faces don't

Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng

I woke up a few

I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!

Good Mrng"Just

Good Mrng"Just For You""Must For You""First For You""Nothing To Wish""Nothing 2 Say""Always Be Happy""Its My Pray""Have A Nice Day:-)"GUD MORNING .

GOD has deposited

GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng

kya hai zindgi?

kya hai zindgi?Dekho to khwab he zindgi,Padho to kitab he zindgi,Suno to gyan he zindgi,Par hum ye kehte he"haste raho"To AASAN he zindgi.GD MRNG

You r my sweet

You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Even a correct

Even a correct decision is wrong when it's taken too late.Vision without action is a day dream.Action without vision is a night mare.JUST THINK.GD MRNG

Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE

Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng

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