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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8314 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Alwys b d reson
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
If u stand for a
If u stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. If u fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.GMrng..
Hug d prsn u realy
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
Be big enough to
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
life......a
life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng
Chahe gussa karo
Chahe gussa karo Chahe galia do Chahe sir pito Chahe cell todo Chahe ghar ka saman bekher do Hum to isi time GUD morning bolenge.
Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
Cute and true lines.
Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng
Persons who live in
Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM
Blue be the sky
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
Its meaningless in
Its meaningless in expecting ur partner to be of ur kind,coz u cant hold their right hand in ur right hand, while walking together! THINK OVer..

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