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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8549 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Sendin GOOD MORNING

Sendin GOOD MORNING daily is not jus a formality.Its d art of saying dat i remember U daily.I wont say"Hav a nice day",rather i wud say"Make it a nice day"!!

Eyes are not

Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer.. because you are the one who can make people smile for years.good morning

Superb Thought…

Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM

Learn 2Luv

Learn 2Luv d ppl who r willing2Luv u atpresent,4get d ppl d past & Thankthem 4hurting u which let u 2Love d people u hv right now.GM

Like the fresh

Like the fresh dew drops of a new day May GODs loving-hands be-upon u today to-freshen-ur soul as u start the day! Have a great week ahead

Silence is the

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...

To be happy, don’t

To be happy, don’t do whatever you like – like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live ON, but having much to live FOR..gd mrng

Neveever Get Tired

Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng

Never search happiness

Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng

Happiness always looks

Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands ... But when you learn to share it , you will realize how big and precious it is!! Gd mrng

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM

I'l wak wit u

I'l wak wit u in evry step of Life, bt jst promse me u'll hide ur wings evrytim v walk together coz i dn't wnt the world 2knw tht my Frnd is an angel. gud mrng

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