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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8487 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Coin's always make sound but the rupees will always be silent. So, When ur value increases...Keep calm!!good morning n have a calm n wonderful week ahead :
Before u speak – Listen Before u spend – Earn Before u write – Think Before u criticize – Wait Before u pray – Forgive Before u Quit – Try Before u Die – Live. Gd mrng
gud mrng! have a nice sunday! have wonderful hours! have sweet sweet minutes! have sugarfree seconds! u know, y sugarfree? coz u'r already so sweet
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
Birds are Chillaing, Hens are kukding, Sun is Uging, Moon's is doobing, Sky is Whiting, peacock are Naching.All are kahing Good morning R U Suning.
"To Have good relations wth all,we should keep our nature lik a Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White"
"We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"GM
"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency,"Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don't delay anything&Don't wait for anything.gd mrng
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
Be patient when God does not give you what you want. He knows the best time for you to have it. Just remember that you can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
Have An Icy Morning,Wid Buttering Msgs,Mochocolaty Calls,Creamy Thoughts,Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys,Have A Sweet Day.Gud Morning.
View A Negative Experience In Ur Life Like How U Look At A Photo Negative.A Single Negatv Can Creat An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.G'mng.