Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
MONEY SAYS SPEND ME NOT, TIME SAYS WASTE ME NOT, FLOWERS SAYS TOUCH ME NOT, STUDY SAYS LEAVE ME NOT, SMS SAYS ERASE ME NOT & I SAY FORGET ME NOT...GD MRNG
I Know Still Ur Lazy Hands r Tryng 2 Pick d Cell & Ur Cute Half Opend Eyes r Trying 2 Read the Msg My Cute frnd Lazy dear frnd,Its Time2 WakeUp!GUD MORNING
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.(>*<) T*A*K*E* (<<**>>);;""C*A*R*E* @$##(>>^^^<<)##$@ OF URSELF..$#%% Good Morning.... ""
namaskar!jaago baalak.suryoday ho chuka hai.snaan poorn karke,pavitra hokar,maata Pita k charan chhukar,sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado!!