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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8165 views Greeting > Good Morning

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V Never Have

V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE .gd mrng

Fact of life "whom

Fact of life "whom u don’t need today, u will need them tomarrow whom u neglect today,will never again accept u tomarrow.GD MRNG

God gives us a

God gives us a loving spirit so we can be better persons; not just gifted with a mind that understands but with a heart that truly cares. Good morning!

Better Keep Yourself

Better Keep Yourself clean and bright you are the window which you must see the world. Good morning Have a nice day

Fantastic Quote about

Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG

Thosands of languages

Thosands of languages around this world,but smile can beat them All.Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak.So keep smiling.GD MRNG

Good Message for

Good Message for a Good Person from a Good Friend for a Good Reason at a Good Time on a Good Day in a Good Mood to say GOOD MORNING

AtTiTuDe RuLeS

AtTiTuDe RuLeS There are Only2 people who cn Tell U d Truth About Urself,A Friend who has Lost his Temper & an Enemy Who starts Loving you.GD MRNG

If Yesterday

If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG

Only few true loving

Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. Gud Mrng..Gud Day..

U're unlike no

U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.GD MRNG

Never argue with

Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng

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