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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8604 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Most relationships fail
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG
A true frnd is never
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
A Blind Person
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
Bitter Truth Of
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
Forgetrget about the
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG
If someone points
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.
Falling down doesn’t
Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng
'G' god'O' offer
'G' god'O' offer us'O' outstanding'D' Devotion to'M' make us'O' obedient &'R' ready for'N' new day to'I' initiate'N' new aim for the'G' glory of life..HAVE A NICE DAY
Dont think how
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Wishng u d wings
Wishng u d wings 2 fly, d vision 2 dream widly, d heart 2 luv deeply & d spirit 2 embrace all d beauty in life "Gud morning"
Silence and Smile
Silence and Smile are two powerful tools.Smile is d way to solve many problems and silence is to avoid them...
Delay is the enemy of
Delay is the enemy of efficiency,Waiting is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don"t delay anything&Don"t wait for anything.gd mrng""

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