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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8162 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I've found that
I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often." Good Morning
Dntgo4luks they
Dntgo4luks they can deceive Dntgo4wealth in end it fadesaway Go4sum1 who makes u smile bcoz ittakes onlysmile 2make dark day bright GM
Life has No
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM
Phool khilte hai
Phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,Baharon ka sama hota hai aapke aane se.Zyada mat sona, Kyoki har SUBAH hoti hai AAPKE muskurane se.GOOD MORNING..
Far away there
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
Peopels who are
Peopels who are doing good today are ensuring their happiness for tommorrow.......Good Morning
Life is like a piano!
Life is like a piano! White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments! But both keys r played togethr to give sweet music!GMRNG
""The Greatest
""The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking Truth Is That U Don"t Have 2 Remember What U Said.."" If you talk lie ? You Have to Remember .GOOD MORNING"""""
when something valuable
when something valuable is near us,we wont care 4 it.But when we miss that precious thng we start feeling 4 it"So care 4 those who care 4 u.GD MRNG
In Life LoVe
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
The world's happiest
The world's happiest person never gets all the best things around him. He just makes"The best of what he gets" Gud Mrmg...
Be who you
Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.

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