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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8673 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Get up from
Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.
Sweetest Sunday
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
Don't get 'UPSET'
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm
Inspiring lines for
Inspiring lines for the day:Born with personalityis an accidentbut dying as a personalityis an achievement.GM
Being a gud person
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
The Pessimist sees
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty… The optimist sees it half full… And the realist JUST ADDS WHISK good morning.
In d Book of life,
In d Book of life,d Page Yestrdy is over,d Page future is blank,n Page 2day is being writen. So write d best U can,coz on ths Book,eraser dsn't work! Gudmrng
Yestrday in my
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Attentiottention Please
Attention Please!Passengers In Sweet Dream Airlines R Requested To Open Their Eyes,The Flight Is Landing At Beautiful Day! "GOOD MORNING"
Aankho mein Aansu hai
Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG
Life is like cotton-
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
Your soul came
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM

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