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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8922 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is Not a Rehearsal.
Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng
Memories are the
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
When you are lazy
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM
Worst thng in
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
GOOD MORNING The
GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
Nice Relationships
Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM
IF People Talk
IF People Talk Behind UR BackWhat Does That Mean?Simple! It MeansYOU ARE 2 STEPS AHEAD of themSO keep Moving Ahead.GM
When love is unknown
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
Life will be pleasant,
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Maybe God wants
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. Gd mrng
A DEEP THOUGHT :
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
To be kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Often people need a patient heart that listens. No a brilliant mind that speaks.GD MRNG

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