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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8183 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Never reject a

Never reject a day in ur life, because Good day gives us happiness and bad day gives us experience. Both are essential in Life.

G-Get upO-

G-Get upO-Open ur eyesO-Out of ur bedD-Day has risenM-Mobile beepsO-One msg receivdR-Read & njoyN-Never mindI- It's just aN-New way 2 wishG-GuDmornig

Don't get 'UPSET'

Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.

Wen u get little

Wen u get little,u want more.Wen u get more,u desire even more.But wen u lose it u realise"little" was enough..GD MRNG

A good way to

A good way to change someones attitude, is to change ur own. bcuz d same sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too.. gd mrng

Cheerful people are

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person

I have known

I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!

People who drink

People who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim.gd mrng

Persistence will

Persistence will make you win “Good Luck” whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life. May your patience and belief is yourself.gd mrng

As the sky breaks

As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...

Patjhad me bhahar

Patjhad me bhahar leke ayenge, Khamo$i me ikrar leke ayenge Jab abi pukaroge pyar se hamara nam to GUD MRNG kehne $amne ayenge!! Good morning friends....

success and excuses

success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng

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