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Watch your thoughts

Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character it becomes your destiny.GD MRNG

Never leave a

Never leave a true relation 4 few faults.. think just once nobody is perfect nobody is correct & at d end affection is always greater than perfection!

If you learn only

If you learn only methods you'll be tied to your methods,But,if you learn principles,you can device your own methods.. hv a nice day.

There is no one

There is no one who knows everything! There is no one who knows nothing!People judge u by ur action not by ur intentions...-GUD MORNING

Tackle life with

Tackle life with all ur skill to overcome each & every hill; if u persist with all ur will, u will enjoy ur life & all its thrill... so just chill !!

Morning is not

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....

let wind blow

let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng

Best End: FRI"END,

Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM

Attention Pls. Passengers

Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.

Memories are always

Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning

Follow two things

Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng

What the word

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.gd mrng

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