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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8465 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz..... in life something will leave you but someone will always be with you .Good morning
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Dont Complain !Because 50% of People Don't Care if you have got a Problem &the Other 50% are Happy that you Have Got a Problem So Enjoy.GM
A smile is like a recharge card of life, whenever u insert d recharge of a smile, a beautiful day is activated !! So, keep smiling ....Good morning
Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten
GreAt Thought: "MAke ur Anger So Expensive thAt no one cAn Afford it & mAke ur HAppiness So cheAp thAt people Get it For Free From U..!GM
Its better to be in chains with friends, than to be in a garden with strangers.GD MRNG
Evryday is specialif u THINK so Evry moment is memorable if u FEEL so Evry1 is unique if u SEE so Life is Beautifulif u LIVE so Gud mrng.
Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng