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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8402 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Dont Go d Way

Dont Go d Way Life TakesU.Take Life d Way U Want to Go.Just b urself,dnt compromise always,Remembr U r Born to Rule not to be Ruled. B a 'WARRIOR in lyf..gm

" Desire, determine

" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning

Patjhad me bhahar

Patjhad me bhahar leke ayenge, Khamo$i me ikrar leke ayenge Jab abi pukaroge pyar se hamara nam to GUD MRNG kehne $amne ayenge!! Good morning friends....

"Opinion Are like hAnd

"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM

LINES BY A DEPRESSED

LINES BY A DEPRESSED HEART : I DONT KNOW WHY LIFE TEACHES ME SO MANY LESSONS, WHEN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING..gd mrng

The greatest thing

The greatest thing in the world is... not so much where we are..but in what direction we are moving.ON.GM

In our Lfe Hapinss

In our Lfe Hapinss is mre imprtnt thn Smile.B'coz Smile cmes frm d Lips,but Happiness comes from the Heart. So I wish u 2 b Happy Always.!GM

End is not end

End is not end.. in fact, end is effort never dies!! no is not always just denial.. its no- next opportunity!! always b positive!! have a nice morning

A man is not finished.

A man is not finished... when he is defeated. He is finished when he QUITS. So never QUIT because winners never quit and quitters never Win.G'Mrng!

try to Beeee

try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

LOOK OUTSIDE

LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASENT, SUN IS SMILING WITH U, TREES DANCING 4 U,BIRDS SINGING 4 U, COZ I BEGGED THEM ALL TO WISH U A GOOD DAY

Whatever happens 2

Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!

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