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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8222 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Hi today i am coming to your house. in the way of sun rays. in the way of sweet breeze. in the way of good wishes. Good morning
Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.
"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it." .gud morning
Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM