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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8665 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is like a beautiful melody

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up .GD MRNG

An excellent saying..

An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning…

Happy I DAY"

Happy I DAY"Happiness Always Looks Small When We Hold It In Our Hands.But When We Learn To Share It,We Realize How Big And Precious ItIs.

LIFE IS NOT A SHARP

LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM

Frndsip's a silent

Frndsip's a silent gift of nature,Mor old mor strong,Mor d!p mor clear,Mor clos mor warm,&Less wordsBut More Undrstnding...GMrng...

Ae Hawa Ye

Ae Hawa Ye Raat Ye Zindagi Teri Ek Nazar Pe Nisar Hai Mujhe Kyon Na Ho Teri Aarzoo Teri Justju Mein Bahar Hai gud morning

You should be

You should be either in a part of problem or you should be either in a part of solution so start u r day in ur own style.. good morning

Ppl often feel s

Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...!

Morning Breeze,Morning

Morning Breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds,Melting dew,Along with dis"LITTLE HEART"Wishing a very"GLORIOUS MORNING"

Life is full of beautiful

Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng

Success & Excuse

Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG

I woke up one day

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.

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