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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8557 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When you don't
When you don't havfaith in urself,then u cannot havfaith in other's also.To cross a bridge,U have to trust Urlegs, & also the bridge.GM
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
Get up from
Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.
Friendship opens many
Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view; But none could be more beautiful,Than the door that leads to U....Good Morning
True bonding is nt
True bonding is nt measured by the time spent together or the favour dne for each other,bt 4 th comfort u find whn u realize u hv each other.Gmrng
A sunset here is
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
Laughing faces don't
Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng
To Meet N Depart Is
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
Team is a group
Team is a group of people who may not be equal in qualification, experience or talent but are equal in commitment to achieve success..good morning
Life teaches
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
Neveever Get Tired
Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng
LOOK…the
LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.

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