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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8163 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
Love is like shadow & career is like lightIf u try 2 catch d shadow,u wll miss d light if u walk 2wards light,shadow wil automatically follow.GM
We r not too close in distance.We r not too near in miles.But text can still touch our heartsandthoughts can bring us smiles.GM
Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng
Heart touching dialogue:Force can make everything possible in the world,but it cant create a single drop of love in anybody's heart..GM
Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us. Gd mrng
When v think about r problems, they D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh at them they become A B_U_B_B_L_E! Have a doubly bubbly Day.gudmorning
A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.
A""Rose Say""I LOVE YOU""A""Smile Say""I LIKE YOU""A""Ring Say""I MARRY YOU"""BUT""My Small S.M.S""Say""I Cant Forget u."good morning
Could you do me a faVour..? Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I’have just given u a hug! (”,) G’d mOrning…!!!
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.