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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7932 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Missed calls Reachs
Missed calls Reachs the Mobile.Recivd Call Reaches the Ears.But my msg Reaches Ur Beautiful Eyes & Loveable Heartz.So!I Always Like 2 Send MSGs.GD MRNG
the real art of
the real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment. . .GM
I woke up 2day
I woke up 2day "smiling" as i remember i hve a best friend like u & i hope many yrs frm now, i would still wake up smiling 4 d same good reason. :
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
When love is unknown
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
Wen KIDS learn to
Wen KIDS learn to walk,they keep falling;but to them its not learning. so there's nothing called failure. everything is lesson. G.M.
Starting a new day
Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life.
The rain makes
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
Life Laughs At
Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
Some People Have
Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart... gd mrng
"We are all driven
"We are all driven by the quest for joy. Behind all our plans, actions, expectations, lies this perennial thirst for joy.GM
Nothing lasts forever
Nothing lasts forever, you must learn to let go, so that more important things can find their ways into your life! Good Day.

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