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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8915 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Smile is a cooling

Smile is a cooling system of heart, Sparkling system of eyes, Lightening system of face, Relaxing system of mind. So,keep smiling.

Never play with

Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng

So Simple it is to

So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM

4a nice frnd

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Live for D prson

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A Relationship doesn’t

A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM

God givs evry

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Trusting in god

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Wen KIDS learn to

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Tin tin tin tin

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This dog is one

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LYF is a Rope

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