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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8733 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"The one who likes
"The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels ur pain."GM
A butterfly lives
A butterfly lives only for few days, but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious, live it fully, live it lively.gd mrng
A smile gives red
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks, white color 2 ur teeth, pink color 2 ur lips, silver color 2 ur eyes.. So smile & njoy all colors of life.G'Mrng!
Happiness keeps u
Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials make u strong. Sorrows keeps u human, Faith keeps u humble. Success keeps u growing, God keeps u going.."Good evng"
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Everything abt the
Everything abt the future is uncertain, but one thing is sure; God has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust him.gd mrng
LYF is a Rope
LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.
Bell give us tinkls
Bell give us tinkls,Fountain giv us sprinkls,Crying giv us wrinkls,& gud frnd mak us laugh& laughing gives us dimple skeep smiling.GD MRNG
When you don't
When you don't havfaith in urself,then u cannot havfaith in other's also.To cross a bridge,U have to trust Urlegs, & also the bridge.GM
Take but GIVE more
Take but GIVE more. Hate but LOVE more. Order but AGREE more. Talk but LISTEN more. Forget but FORGIVE more & IT Will Come Back to U.Gd mg
It Seems Good 2
It Seems Good 2 Stand On Ground & Watch Up High At Ur Aim. But The Best Is 2 Stand Up High & Let Others Watch U As Their Aim......! Gud MRNG
Forget things that
Forget things that make u sad,And remembr those made u Glad,Forget Trouble that passed away,And remembr Blessings dat Come each day...G'mrng...

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