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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8198 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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arrow can be
arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory
YESTERDAY IN MY
YESTERDAY IN MY DREAM U WERE COUNTING LOT OF MONEY !!But i didnt understand why u were sitting in front of temple...!!Good Mornin!
Bitter Truth Of
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
Beautiful things happen
Beautiful things happen 2 beautiful people with beaytiful Hearts in beautiful places.i pray this day adds more beauty 2 ur beautiful life. gud mrng….
Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
Beautiful Photos R
Beautiful Photos R Developed By Negatives In A Darkroom, So If U See Darkness In Ur Life Believe That GoD Is Making A Beautiful Future 4 U.
U can close ur
U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.gd mrng
If God ans ur
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
Trusting in god
Trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier. Do not ask him 4 a lighter load but ask him 4 a stronger back bone..Gm
Like the fresh
Like the fresh dew drops of a new day May GODs loving-hands be-upon u today to-freshen-ur soul as u start the day! Have a great week ahead
MONEY SAYS SPEND
MONEY SAYS SPEND ME NOT, TIME SAYS WASTE ME NOT, FLOWERS SAYS TOUCH ME NOT, STUDY SAYS LEAVE ME NOT, SMS SAYS ERASE ME NOT & I SAY FORGET ME NOT...GD MRNG
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg

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