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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8815 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Everyday is specialif
Everyday is specialif u THINK so,Evry moment is memorableif you FEEL so,Every1 is unique if u SEE so,Life is wonderful if u live so.GD MRNG
A Lovely thought..
A Lovely thought...."Death is not the greatest loss in life.....the greatest loss is -what dies in you when you are alive..Good Day
Persistence will
Persistence will make you win “Good Luck” whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life. May your patience and belief is yourself.gd mrng
Every one wants
Every one wants happiness, no one needs pain, but its not possible to get a rainbow without a little rain! So face the life with confidence..Hav a g8 day!
Our life begins
Our life begins with our cry, Our life ends with other's cry. Try to utilize this gap n laugh as much as possible between these cries.
Pls open ur swt
Pls open ur swt eyes!Pls wake frm ur soft bed!Pls fresh ur beautful face! Pls open ur heart & remembr ur swt frnd !Gud mrng
Heartlly welcome 2
Heartlly welcome 2 cool mrng. Happy welcome 2 fresh mrng. Great welcome 2 new mrng. Lovelly welcome 2 nice mrng.. I wish u Gud mrng & have a successful day
If every rain
If every rain drops would b1of ur smile, i wish that it rains heavily through out. So that there is no space for tears in ur life. B hapy always..Gd MRNG
A 'Best Friend'
A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG
Hi today i am
Hi today i am coming to your house. in the way of sun rays. in the way of sweet breeze. in the way of good wishes. Good morning
Gold rate keeps
Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning
Excellent Love -
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning

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