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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8531 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi here's a cup
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng
It is a simple
It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning
Life can b hard,
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
SMALL LINES BUT
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
Success & Excuse
Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG
The Loser says
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
The best gifts
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
Floating down d
Floating down d flow needs no effort Swimming agnst it needs effort Don't Go d Way Life Takes uTke Life d Way U Want 2 GoDare 2 b diffrnt.GD MRNG
The 'Result of anger
The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm
Sweet gud mornin
Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!
Never Conclude a
Never Conclude a Person onHis Present PositionBCoZTIME has The Power to changean invaluable stoneinto a valuable Diamond..GM
The inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng

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