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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8502 views Greeting > Good Morning

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let wind blow

let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng

A snuke is a sigh

A snuke is a sigh of joy.A hug is a sign of love.A laugh is a sign of happiness & A friend like u wel thats a sigh of MY LUCK*********GOOD MORNING

GOOD MORNING The

GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

Search 4 truth

Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, Search 4 beauty and you shall find love, Search for love and you shall find God, Search fo r God and you shall have them all.gd mrng

Rose is famous 4

Rose is famous 4 GRACE,ADVOCATE is famous 4 his CASE,HORSE is famous 4 his RACE,Bt u r famous 4 ''SMILE'' on ur face...Keep Smiling

Someone rmbrs.

Someone rmbrs. someone cares, Ur name is whisperd in someone's prayers. Keep dis beautiful feelin in view, someone is alwys wishin gud for U

If u hv1apple

If u hv1apple,I hv1apple & we exchange apples thn we will still hv1apple.But if u hv1idea,I hv1idea & we exchange ideas,thn we hv2ideas.GM

It's always good to

It's always good to compromise only when,the other side understands ur feelings.but its not good to bend so much that u loose ur existence.GM

If Yesterday

If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG

WAVES are inspiring

WAVES are inspiring not because they RISE and FALL but because each time they FALL they NEVER FAIL to RISE AGAIN. Have a RISING LIFE. GOOD MORNING

Don’t aim to

Don’t aim to b a slave in heaven,Atleast aim to b a king of hell.-Alwys think different whch is better.GM

"One of d reasons

"One of d reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight, is bcoz memories r d only thing tat dont change wen everyone else does"Good morning..

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