Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Never take some1 for granted,Hold every person close to Yr Heart B'cs U might wake up 1 day & realise that U've lost a diamond While U were busy Collecting StonE.GM
Upper & lower case letters r named 'upper' & 'lower', cause in d time whn all original print had 2 b set in individual ltrs, d 'upper case' ltrs were stored in d case on top of d case tht stored smaller, 'lower case' ltrs.GD MRNG
A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams ofa far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreamsof that. That"s life. We never realized d value of the thingunless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u.Gud Day