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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8055 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
U look Sweet
U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.
Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
Our life begins
Our life begins with our cry, Our life ends with other's cry. Try to utilize this gap n laugh as much as possible between these cries.
May God stay
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind…May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time…GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
MORNING is a GOD
MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : ONE MORE TIME LIVE LIFE, MAKE DIFFERENCE, TOUCH 1 HEART, ENCOURAGE 1 MIND & INSPIRE 1 SOUL, G O O D M O R N I N G
Being silent is
Being silent is a very powerful tool 4 making others feel for their mistakes.It speaks many languages''.GD MRNG
Everyone mAy not
Everyone mAy not b Gud,But There's AlwAys something Gud in Every1.Never judge any1 becAuse every sAint hAs a pAst & Every sinner hAs a Future.!!GM
Always try to keep
Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
God is the great
God is the great Architect of life & He has a great plan for us. But we r still the carpenters and we should construct our life according to His plan.GD MRNG
I woke up a few
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
Life never seems
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning

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