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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8793 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position ! D only thing that is truly urs that no one can control or take from u is ur Attitude. Live By it.
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
"When we are angry we can change decision but not feelngs,The changed decision may give satisfaction at dat time but later it hurts our feelings a lot". Gm
Missed calls Reachs the Mobile.Recivd Call Reaches the Ears.But my msg Reaches Ur Beautiful Eyes & Loveable Heartz.So!I Always Like 2 Send MSGs.GD MRNG
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize it’s a brand new day.GM
Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
People who give importance to their happiness make other peoples unhappy from themselves. Good Morning
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
One hand of help, one word of sympathy, one act of Humanity, one smile of charity, one message a day can change someone's 'Life and Mood'. .Good morning...--