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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8878 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Its meaningless in expecting ur partner to be of ur kind,coz u cant hold their right hand in ur right hand, while walking together! THINK OVer..
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
Dont run ahead of God,Let Him direct ur steps.He has plans & He has time.God's clock is never early nor late.It alwys strikes on time.G'Mrng
U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.GD MRNG
"AH" k "PHOOL" khil gaye"PANCHI" apne "SAFAR" pe udd gaye"SURAJ" aate hi "TAARE" b chup gaye KYA aap "MITHI NEEND" se utth gaye.good morning.
Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character it becomes your destiny.GD MRNG
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
Sumtimes v think-why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2 us without speking words D reson is dat,u hv got nothing big 2 say,but still want 2 stay in touch...!!GM
The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG