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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8099 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Smile! It will make
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
If someone is
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give. Gd mrng
What we love
What we love determines the decisions that we make and the direction in life that we take. "Good Morning"
One of the reasons
One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM
Fantastic Quote about
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
Sweet and nicewith
Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning
The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
"Dreams" are very
"Dreams" are very important part of reality. "Dreams" has no limits of imagination.So i wish all ur "gud dreams"
Life is a combination
Life is a combination of success and failure. Both are needed. God can do anything for you if you simply give Him a chance. Gud Mrng…
I have known
I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!
Hot tea aapke bed
Hot tea aapke bed pe hai Sooraj ki kirnein head pe hain Newspaper aapke gate pe hai Ab to uth jaiye, aap kis k wait me hain!!Good morning
Faith makes all
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.good morning

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