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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8774 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Let evryday b
Let evryday b a dream u can touch,let evryday b a luv u can feel,let evryday b a reason to live coz life indeed is beautiful.Have a Gud day
If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
TREES GET NEW
TREES GET NEW LEAVES IN PLACE OF FALLEN LEAVES.. THERE IS ALWYS SOMETHING BETTER TO REPLACE WAT IS LOST!! LIFE GOES ON.. NEVER STOPS....gm
May ur heart b
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.G'Mrng
Never get too
Never get too attached to anyone because attachments always lead to expectations & expectations always leads to disappointment G.M.
Make yourself
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. Gd mrng
HARDWORK=H+
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
A Child Laughs
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM
Morning Breeze,Morning
Morning Breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds,Melting dew,Along with dis"LITTLE HEART"Wishing a very"GLORIOUS MORNING"
Its like reaching
Its like reaching 4 a star, u know u cant reach it, but u keep trying, coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 you gud morning.
If Yesterday
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG

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