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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8778 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Wen it rains all birds occupy sm shelter.Xpt EAGLE.Its only bird dat avoids rain by flyng abve clouds.Problem is comon 2all bt attitude mkes difference. God Mg
Everything about the Future is uncertain, but one thing is sure. GOD has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust Him.gd mrng
I woke up 2day "smiling" as i remember i hve a best friend like u & i hope many yrs frm now, i would still wake up smiling 4 d same good reason. :
The fruit of silence is PRAYER The fruit of prayer is FAITH The fruit of faith is LOVE The fruit of love is SERVICE The fruit of service is PEACE .gd mrng
Khwabo k jahan se ab laut b aaiye,Hui subah ab jaag b jayie,Chand aur taaro ko ab keh b dijiye "bye" aur pyari si subah ko kahiye "hi"
Wen u get little,u want more.Wen u get more,u desire even more.But wen u lose it u realise"little" was enough..GD MRNG
U crossed my mind just now so I whispered a prayer. I asked God to make u happy forever and ever.gd mrng
The only thing I like about stones that come in my way is : once I pass them, they automatically become my milestones.good morning
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
NICE LINES TO KEEP IT IN MIND: "EGO IS LIKE A DUST IN THE EYE. WITHOUT CLEARING THAT DUST YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY.gd mrng
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM