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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8351 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi,You are not
Hi,You are not responsible for what people think about you..But,you are responsible for what you give them to think about you...G'Mrng!
Some People Have
Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart... gd mrng
Life is like math.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Gd mrng
To Meet N Depart Is
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
"In Life, we Have
"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Leave something for
Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz..... in life something will leave you but someone will always be with you .Good morning
The rain makes
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
" One of the most
" One of the most important things you can teach your kids is to have a sense of humor in the face of life's difficulties." Good Morning
When God solves
When God solves your problems u hav faith in his abilities, wen he doesn't solve ur problems he has faith in your abilities!!! Good morning....!...
The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
"Showing the feeling
"Showing the feeling outside is not the real feelingBut Real feeling is the feeling which we keep inside in our Heart".Gud Morning

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