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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8032 views Greeting > Good Morning

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A snuke is a sigh

A snuke is a sigh of joy.A hug is a sign of love.A laugh is a sign of happiness & A friend like u wel thats a sigh of MY LUCK*********GOOD MORNING

I have no diamonds

I have no diamonds to give u… I have no pearls to give u.. but I have two little words to give u… Good day

Morning greetings does

Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng

Philosopy of love.

Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng

What is the meaning

What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY

A true frnd is never

A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..

Pyaari Si Subhah

Pyaari Si Subhah Pyaare Se Panchi Pyaarese kinare,pyaari se bunde pyaari si thandi havaai Eak pyaar se insaan ko pyaara sa din jaaye.

Evrything in life

Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful

Life is full of Problems

Life is full of Problems,Problems r not Permanent,But Life is Permanent,So avoid probleMS skeep smiling enjoy Life withCorrect Way. GM

I am not afraid of

I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM

So simple it is

So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!

"In Life, we Have

"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!

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