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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8633 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is like a piano! White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments! But both keys r played togethr to give sweet music!GMRNG
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.
Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
Evry morng has;...a new beginning...a new blessing...a new hope...& its a perfect day'coz its NATURE's GIFT.Good morning *Have a wonderful day*--
Our life begins with our cry,Our life ends with others cry,so try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible...Gm.
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM