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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8660 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning

"SEVEN"is great

"SEVEN"is great number.Bcoz seven colrs make "RAINBOW"Seven swara makes"MUSIC"Seven day make a "WEEK"&seven spellings make"FRIENDS".GD MRNG

So simple it is

So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!

Life is like a chess game.

Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.

Speed can be

Speed can be calculated by "MILES PER HOUR". But our life is calculated by "SMILES PER HOUR". So no BP be HAPPY always Gud morning:

U look Sweet

U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.

Morning Coolness,

Morning Coolness, Rising Sun, Singing Birds, Melting Dew, Along With This Little Heart Wishing You A Very Glorious Good Morning

Aapka muskurana

Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng

Lovely thought...

Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng

G odO ffer usO

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Be who you

Be who you areand say what you feel because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind.!Good morning.

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