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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8297 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When you arise
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
Man can live about
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
A DEEP THOUGHT :
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
There are no
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." Gd mrng
Garden ful of
Garden ful of flowers flower ful of honey Honey ful of sweet sweet ful of taste But my HEARTFul of you & your FRIENDSHIP......$ Gud morning..
If someone points
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.
Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
The value of life does
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about .gd mrng
Kissing is a means
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other! Gud mrng
Being a gud person
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
"LITTLE" is what
"LITTLE" is what i talk to U.."LOT" is what i like about U.."HAPPINESS" is what i wish for U.."REMEMBER ME" is what i expect from U..Gud mrng

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