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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8084 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about .gd mrng
Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
TRUST is a betr complmnt than LUV Bcoz u may not alwys trust d prson u love, but u can alwys lov d prsn whom u trust Gud morning
Forget things that make u sad,And remembr those made u Glad,Forget Trouble that passed away,And remembr Blessings dat Come each day...G'mrng...
Never be sad 4missing whatever u expectd!But, be happy 4 dat! Bcoz god has planned 2 giv anothr 1,better dan u expected!.GM
Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone.gd mrng
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
Attention Please!Passengers In Sweet Dream Airlines R Requested To Open Their Eyes,The Flight Is Landing At Beautiful Day! "GOOD MORNING"
If People Talk Behind Ur BackWhat Does It Mean?It Means, U R 2 Steps Ahead Of Them So Maintain Ur Position & Work Hard...!!!G'Mrng!
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk..ButDesign it like THE SKY where everyone aspires to reach..gm