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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7879 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Far away there
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
Prayer is the
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
Shahjahan ne Taj
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki Har deewar har minar ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha,Aur bola-ma kasam!Bahut kharcha ho gaya! Good morning.
Life is not a written
Life is not a written book. You can pick up & read It is journal waiting for you to fill its pages.GD MRNG
U r a friend
U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!
Silent lips may
Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
Faith makes everything
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
Forgetrget about the
Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But..Don't forget to Always Hav A Dream.GD MRNG
A Nice Thought-
A Nice Thought- "when we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we have the heart to forgive someone, who made usCRY.GM
Love is missing some
Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day
A""Rose Say""I
A""Rose Say""I LOVE YOU""A""Smile Say""I LIKE YOU""A""Ring Say""I MARRY YOU"""BUT""My Small S.M.S""Say""I Cant Forget u."good morning
Do dosto ki
Do dosto ki dosti se log jalte hain,Tarah-Tarah ki baatein karte hain,Jab Chand Aur Suraj ka hota hai khulkar MILAN,to use bhi log Grahan kehte hain...GM

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