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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8158 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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All beautiful things
All beautiful things start from the heart.All bad things start 4m the mind".Never let the mind rule ur heart.Let the heart rule ur mind.GM
Watch your thoughts
Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character it becomes your destiny.GD MRNG
Speed can be
Speed can be calculated by "MILES PER HOUR". But our life is calculated by "SMILES PER HOUR". So no BP be HAPPY always Gud morning:
Hug d prsn u realy
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
Whenevr dere is
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
Coin's always make
Coin's always make sound but the rupees will always be silent. So, When ur value increases...Keep calm!!good morning n have a calm n wonderful week ahead :
Luck is not in your hand.
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm
I want to send
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Follow two things
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
Dedicate time 2
Dedicate time 2 enjoy, its d secret of youth. Dedicate time 4 ur friends, its d path 2 happiness. Dedicate time 2 love n b loved., its 2 source of joy n satisfaction. Gd mrng
"The tree does
"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day".GM.
When it is hard
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG

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