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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8047 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
Shakespeare said "One beautiful Heart is equal 2 thousand beautiful faces. So better choose gud Heart rather than beautiful faces."gd mrng
One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”gd mrng
Ek khubsurati, ek tazgi, ek sapna, ek sacchai, ek kalpana, ek ahsas, ek aastha, ek vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
v cannot choose 2 b born,v canot choose our parents,v cannot chose our history,but in a choiceless society,v can chose 2 live honorably or dishonorably,v can live courageously or in cowardice,v can liv with purpose or drift,but in the end,forming our destiny is what ambition is al about.GM
Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING
what is the meaning of Sms? share my sweetness. search my soul. seek my sweetheart. succeed my smartNess.see my smile.so keep sending smses
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...