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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8571 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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In Life LoVe
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
"I am" is d shortest
"I am" is d shortest sentence in d English language.Cld it be that "I Do" is d longest sentence-The best way out of a difficulty is through it.GM
Alwys b d reson
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM
"Dreams" are very
"Dreams" are very important part of reality. "Dreams" has no limits of imagination.So i wish all ur "gud dreams"
The distance from
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
Mistakes r embarrasing
Mistakes r embarrasing when they do happen,but years later, u hav collections of mistakes seldom called EXPERIENCE .GD MRNG
Everybody seems to
Everybody seems to b SPECIAL at first sight. But,only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of their life.GM
Don't get 'UPSET'
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.
The 'Result of anger
The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm
A famous saying by
A famous saying by Buddha on AngeR U will not be punished for ur anger. U will b punished by ur anger. So stay cool all times.GM
Best ever romantic
Best ever romantic words said by a true lover to his love-I Dont know how Beautiful U R bcoz my eyes Haven't Moved from ur eyes.. GDMrng..
Na pooja na snan
Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!

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