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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8786 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...Good Morning!
If you wake up, it’s a chance to achieve,If you go back to sleep it’s a lost chance.
Learn to write ur pains on the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.. Carve ur joys on stone where even rain cannot erase it.GD MRNG
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Nobody wil ever remember how u luk,how u Speak, wat u did or anythng else.But d only thing they wud remember is how U made them feel.G'Mrng
Destiny Is Simply The Strength Of Your Desire If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double. If You Laugh At Trouble It Disappear Like Bubble.good morning
"Life is a Book of Mysteries.,U'll Never kNow which Page wil briNg a Good Twist.,So,keep On ReadiNg.,Bcoz HappiNess comes wheN it's Most Unexpected".GM
"m a Birdstanding at your window. Guarding your eyes from the Sunlight with my wings, Waiting 4u to wake up in order to say..Gud mrng
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....