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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8286 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Were born alone
Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone.gd mrng
Today wrap a rainbow
Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,remove all clouds of doubt n fears n may u simply have a Beautiful day!! G'Mrng
Zindagi..na keval
Zindagi..na keval jeene ka bahana. Zindagi..na keval saanso ka khazana. Zindagi...Sindoor hai purab dishaa ka. Zindagi ka kaam hai Suraj ugana..!! Gmrng. Gudday
Alphabet 'O' Stands
Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM
"Think about urself
"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day
WADIYO se SURJ
WADIYO se SURJ nikl aaya he,FIZAO me nya RANG chaya hai,KHAMOSH Q ho Aap ab to MUSKURAO,AAP ko GooD morning kehne aap ka Dost aaya hai
Dont b afraid of
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
DEW on ROSES are
DEW on ROSES are the TEARS of NIGHT to give way to the MORNING LIGHT.I keep them in my PALM,close my EYES & wish you a very special "GOOD MORNING".
Always Take Extra
Always Take Extra Care of 3Things in ur Life Trust,Promise & Relationships BecauseThey Dont Make Noise When They Break.GM
Most relationships fail
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG
If I had a penny
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM
Education gives quality
Education gives quality of life.Money givs quality of respect.Wife gives quality of love.but friendship gives quality of heart.Gd mng

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