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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8098 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
As d sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make ur day a meaningful one.GM
Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.!
Life is more strict than a teacher.A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam..But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson. Good Morning !!!
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
GreAt Thought: "MAke ur Anger So Expensive thAt no one cAn Afford it & mAke ur HAppiness So cheAp thAt people Get it For Free From U..!GM
Before u speak – Listen Before u spend – Earn Before u write – Think Before u criticize – Wait Before u pray – Forgive Before u Quit – Try Before u Die – Live. Gd mrng
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM