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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8790 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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G odO ffer usO
G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…
Wen KIDS learn to
Wen KIDS learn to walk,they keep falling;but to them its not learning. so there's nothing called failure. everything is lesson. G.M.
Don't make ur
Don't make ur feelings like the garden, Everybody walk on it. But let it be like the sky. Everybody wishes 2 touch it.....! GM
Gud AM tym
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
When it is hard for
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng
Zindagime dukh
Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM
The world's happiest
The world's happiest person never gets all the best things around him. He just makes"The best of what he gets" Gud Mrmg...
Conquer the angry
Conquer the angry man by love. Conquer the ill natured man by goodness. Conquer the miser with generosity. Conquer the liar with truth.GD MRNG
If u worry about
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Every king was
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint.It's not where u r today, but where u'll reach tomorrow, that counts.Gud morn.
Every Change Has
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
My SMILE is
My SMILE is more loud then MUSICwhich can even be heard in silencei dont like to miss YOU because u r too much close to my heart alwaysGOOD MORNING. Have a nice day

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