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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8230 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Japanese proverb
Japanese proverb -If one can do it,You too can do it, If none can do it,You must do it…Good day Hv a gr8 days ahead
An thought to
An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.
Far away there
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
Life means missing
Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..
Most relationships fail
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG
Welcome d new
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
Prayer is the
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
H__m is not
H__m is not complete without "u" and Lo__e without "v" So the equation is 4 Hum "u" are must and 4 Love "v" are must. Good morning Have a nice day
"Love ur self,
"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng
No one is rich enough to
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
Life is like a beautiful melody
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up .GD MRNG
" Desire, determine
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning

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