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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8318 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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COMPARISON IS THE
COMPARISON IS THE BEST WAY TO JUDGE OUR PROGRESS... BUT NOT WITH OTHERS, COMPARE UR YESTERDAY WITH UR TODAY..!!GM
Most luvable line
Most luvable line:It brks ur hrt 2 c d 1 u luv Is happy wid sum1 else,bt its more painful 2 knw tht d 1 u luv is unhappy wid u.gud mrng.
Search 4 truth
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, Search 4 beauty and you shall find love, Search for love and you shall find God, Search fo r God and you shall have them all.gd mrng
Good heart &
Good heart & good nature are two different things.Gud heart can win many relationshps but gud nature can sustain life long relationshp.
Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
Life will be pleasant,
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
A Nice Thought-
A Nice Thought- "when we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we have the heart to forgive someone, who made usCRY.GM
If u stand for a
If u stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. If u fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.GMrng..
Its Possibl bt its
Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM
Nice frnds are
Nice frnds are like d wind.U will never c them.But u will feel their presence...U r my precious wind. Good morning…
3magical words of
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
BEAUTIFUL people
BEAUTIFUL people reflect GOD in their lives.They THINK HIS thoughts, SPEAK HIS Words & LOVE without end.Remain a Beautiful Person ALWAYS!Hav a gr8 day

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