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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8467 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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People who give
People who give importance to their happiness make other peoples unhappy from themselves. Good Morning
Through each day
Through each day our goal is to touch one"s heart, encourage one"s mind & inspire one"s soul. May u continually be blessed & be a blessing to others! Gud Day!"""
A smile gives red
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks, white color 2 ur teeth, pink color 2 ur lips, silver color 2 ur eyes.. So smile & njoy all colors of life.G'Mrng!
Hi here's a cup
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng
Life's probs wouldntbe
Life's probs wouldntbe called hurdles ifthr wasnt way2getover thm Obstacles r those frightful things u see whn u take ur eyes off ur goal.GM
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE, SWEETEST N INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE:- Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik he, Inka wastawik jivan se koi sambandh nahi hai..Gud day.
When v think about
When v think about r problems, they D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh at them they become A B_U_B_B_L_E! Have a doubly bubbly Day.gudmorning
Hot tea with my
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, And lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING sms.....Have a nice day!
Don't place UR
Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM
Don’t aim to
Don’t aim to b a slave in heaven,Atleast aim to b a king of hell.-Alwys think different whch is better.GM
Life is the art of
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.Incidents happened cannot be erased,So make each movement careful, memorable & positive....
try to Beeee
try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

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