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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8330 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Japanese proverb
Japanese proverb -If one can do it,You too can do it, If none can do it,You must do it…Good day Hv a gr8 days ahead
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
Don’t take life
Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Luck is a loser's
Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position ! D only thing that is truly urs that no one can control or take from u is ur Attitude. Live By it.
My lovely message
My lovely messages are not for time pass.They silently say thatI'm thinking of youright now and alsoMaking you tothink of Me for a moment..Good morning
I pray 2 God
I pray 2 God 2 give u shanti, shakti, sampati, swarup, saiyam, safalta, samrudhi, sanskar, swasth, sanman, sarswati, sneh."SUPRABHAT
Life is so short.
Life is so short.So break rules,Forgive quickly,Believe slowly,love truly,Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile..!gud mrg.
No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng
:Every new day
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning
Learn 2Luv
Learn 2Luv d ppl who r willing2Luv u atpresent,4get d ppl d past & Thankthem 4hurting u which let u 2Love d people u hv right now.GM
Life starts with
Life starts with a voice but ends with silence...Love starts with a fear but ends with tears..True friendship starts any where and ends no where.G'Mrng!
Silence in lips
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...

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