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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8773 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
Bell give us tinkls,Fountain giv us sprinkls,Crying giv us wrinkls,& gud frnd mak us laugh& laughing gives us dimple skeep smiling.GD MRNG
PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.
A sweeter smile. A brighter day. Hope everything turns out great for you today. Good morning and enjoy your day.
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.
My SMILE is more loud then MUSICwhich can even be heard in silencei dont like to miss YOU because u r too much close to my heart alwaysGOOD MORNING. Have a nice day
Beautiful things happens to beautiful People with Beautiful Hearts in Beautiful places. I pray this day add more Beauty to ur Beautiful Life… Good Morning
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM
"Hide your smile when people around you are sad..Hide your sadness when people around you are happy"Then Your life Always remains "RESPECTABLE".GM