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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8696 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never keep on
Never keep on goin behind d things dat u knw u wont get. Instead try d 1 Wich is always near ur hand. It can either b ur luv or ur life!GD MRNG
The gift of true
The gift of true frndship is that it takes us by the hand n reminds us,we r not alone in the journey of life.Gud mrng n have a nice day...
New day new blessing.
New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness….. Good Morning…
"A person who
"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning
The beauty of
The beauty of Life is some what like this: Just when we get all the answers of life.. Life changes the question!GD MRNG
Smile! it will
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
I am a tiny bird
I am a tiny bird standing at your window, Guarding ur soft eyes from the sunlight with my little wings. waiting 4 u 2 wake up, just 2 say ,GoOD MRnG.
TREES GET NEW
TREES GET NEW LEAVES IN PLACE OF FALLEN LEAVES.. THERE IS ALWYS SOMETHING BETTER TO REPLACE WAT IS LOST!! LIFE GOES ON.. NEVER STOPS....gm
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg
Get up from
Get up from your soft soft bed, open your teeny weeny eyes, wear that jolly wolly smile and say to your self good morning from my side.
Be less curious
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.Gud Mrng
Hardwork is like
Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM

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