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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8147 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
Today wrap a rainbow
Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,remove all clouds of doubt n fears n may u simply have a Beautiful day!! G'Mrng
Troubles r like
Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before Have a nice day!
Never b sad if
Never b sad if someone dsnt recognize ur worth. its their loss n ur gain coz people who dont appreciate ur true worth donot deserve to know u.
A philosophical thought:
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
To Hav gud relations
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM
Success & Excuse
Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG
Morning Breezem,
Morning Breezem, Morning coolness, Rising sun, Humming birds, Melting dew, Along with dis "LITTLE MSG" Wishing a very "GLORIOUS Good MORNING"
The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
Real fact:No one
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Be "Bold" when
Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng
Searching for me.
Searching for me... Luk towards ur left ... Did'nt found me.. luk towards ur right ... Still can't find now Luk into ur HEART... *Good*Morning*

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