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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8243 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM
TREES GET NEW LEAVES IN PLACE OF FALLEN LEAVES.. THERE IS ALWYS SOMETHING BETTER TO REPLACE WAT IS LOST!! LIFE GOES ON.. NEVER STOPS....gm
Ur words are not my disturbance. The disturbance is ur silence. So don’t disturb me wth ur Silence. Alwys disturb the Silence Btween us.GM
Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG
Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
If u keep waiting for just the right time,u may never begin So begin from where u r with what u r and with what u have!!GM
GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG
Patience with others is Love,Patience with self is Hope,Patience with God is Faith.Celebrate this beautiful day ! Good Morning
Life is love enjoy it . Life is gift accept it life is game play it . Life is journey complete it. But total life is not a joke remember it good morning
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng