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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8835 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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when something valuable
when something valuable is near us,we wont care 4 it.But when we miss that precious thng we start feeling 4 it"So care 4 those who care 4 u.GD MRNG
No candle loses any
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
Be bold when u loss
Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM
Philosopy of love.
Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng
If we are truly
If we are truly desirous of ascent, beatifying bliss and peace, we must begin to look inwards.GD MRNG
Ek Khoobsurti Ek
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning
Morning is not
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....
People who Spend
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM
Sucess without a
Sucess without a positive attiude is called LUCK but sucess with a positive attitude is called ACHIEVEMENT. Gud mrng
What V have
What V have 4 ourslves dies with us but what V hav done 4 othrs remains 4ever V make a LIVING by what V get but V make a LIFE by what V Give.GD MRNG
Early this morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...Good Morning!
Only few true loving
Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. Gud Mrng..Gud Day..

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