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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8887 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Loving,knowing that

Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM

Don't fear for facing

Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM

GOD is like a

GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG

VALUE EACH PRECIOUS

VALUE EACH PRECIOUS MOMENT. MORNING BRINGS HOPE. AFTERNOON BRINGS FAITH. EVENING BRINGS PEACE AND NIGHT BRINGS REST. WISH YOU FIND THEM ALL TODAY. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

I dont know how

I dont know how many meters make a mile Nor do I know how long is the river Nile But I always smile whenever I see your name on my mobile .gd mrng

Opinions are like

Opinions are like hand watches. Everyones watch shows different time from others. But, everyone believe that their time is correct.. Thats life. Gud mrng--

A person who spends

A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG

We spend our

We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng

PLeasure In Ur

PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.

Hi here's a cup

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng

The first Sunlight

The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!

Aapka muskurana

Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng

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