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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8785 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency,"Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don't delay anything&Don't wait for anything.gd mrng
It's not one great deed that defines who you are. It's the little good things you do to others day by day that count. Carry on! People may not notice but God does.
SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning
5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!!
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
What looks 2b Nothingfinally that bcomes Everything&what is everything suddenly changes 2 NothingThats Life !Learn 2 Live n Live 2 Learn.GM
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, Search 4 beauty and you shall find love, Search for love and you shall find God, Search fo r God and you shall have them all.gd mrng
Thought for a lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.... Good Morning .