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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8125 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Mistakes r embarrasing when they do happen,but years later, u hav collections of mistakes seldom called EXPERIENCE .GD MRNG
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
True bonding is nt measured by the time spent together or the favour dne for each other,bt 4 th comfort u find whn u realize u hv each other.Gmrng
"If you focus on results you will never change if you focus on change you will get results."Have a Great Day
Evry sunset give us 1 day less 2 live,bt evry sunrise give us,1 day more 2 hope!So,get up & hope 4 the best.Gud Day & Gud Luck
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM
Kindness in words creates confidence,Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,Kindness in giving creates love...Gud Mrng!
" One of the most important things you can teach your kids is to have a sense of humor in the face of life's difficulties." Good Morning
Each time I text you good am, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!
Welcome the fresh morning with a "smile" on ur 'face", "Love" in ur "Heart" and 'Good Thoughts" in ur mind & You ll have a wonderful day.
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. good morning