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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7923 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Every moment of
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng
A philosophical thought:
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
Ho aapki life me
Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera. Oye utho yaar
"I am not blind
"I am not blind to your love for me,and I dare say that I love you with my whole heart,but I'm just afraid to lose a friendship like ours."good morning.
As d sky breaks
As d sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make ur day a meaningful one.GM
Gud relations doesn't
Gud relations doesn't need any promises any terms or condition.....It jst need 2 wonderful people. One cool like me...One sweet like you....GM
Let d Most
Let d Most Beautiful Dream Cum 2 U Tonite, Let d Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight, But Don't Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.
Never let go
Never let go of a dream until you are ready to wake up and make it happen. Trials in life are not to make us fail but to see how far we can conquer.
When u belive someone
When u belive someone deeply. Misundrstnding arises, but dont feel 4 it bcoz Some Misunderstnding is needed 4 gud Understanding.Gud mrng
Prayer is not
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
"Instead of thinking
"Instead of thinking about what you're missing,Try to think aboutwhat you have that everyone else is missing.."Life will be happy…GM
Simple Bye makes
Simple Bye makes us cry Simple joke makes us Laugh Simple care makes us fall in Luv & Touch makes us feel best Bt my msg makes u smile!GM

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