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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8811 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dntgo4luks they
Dntgo4luks they can deceive Dntgo4wealth in end it fadesaway Go4sum1 who makes u smile bcoz ittakes onlysmile 2make dark day bright GM
Anything in life
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning
Cockacoladuuuuuu,
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God Says:Tu Kuch
God Says:Tu Kuch Chahta Hai, Me Kuch Chahta Hu,Hota Wo Hai Jo Main Chahta Hu,Tu Wo Kar Jo Me Chahta Hu,Phir Wo Hoga Jo Tu Chahta He.GD MRNG
"I am" is d shortest
"I am" is d shortest sentence in d English language.Cld it be that "I Do" is d longest sentence-The best way out of a difficulty is through it.GM
I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
"Whn lot's of
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
The sun had
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
Memories are always
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
Nothing Is To
Nothing Is To Want Nothing Is To Say GOD BLESS YOU ! It’s My Only Pray…gd mrng
Quote for the day:
Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM

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