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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8726 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When you don't
When you don't havfaith in urself,then u cannot havfaith in other's also.To cross a bridge,U have to trust Urlegs, & also the bridge.GM
Live for D prson
Live for D prson who dies for u,, Smile for d prsn who cries 4 u,,, Fight for d prsn who protects u & love d prson who love u more den u... Good morning have a great day.
If U want to
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
Pyaari Si Subhah
Pyaari Si Subhah Pyaare Se Panchi Pyaarese kinare,pyaari se bunde pyaari si thandi havaai Eak pyaar se insaan ko pyaara sa din jaaye.
I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU in every beats of heart, In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !good morning
Kindness in words
Kindness in words creates confidence,Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,Kindness in giving creates love...Gud Mrng!
The rain makes
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
When I breath
When I breath, I don’t see air but I knw it's around me!Wen I send a sms, I don’t see U. Bt I hope u think of me wth a smile!GM
It takes several
It takes several yrs for a seed to become a tree.A flower takes months to blossom.So hav patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.GM
If yesterday didnt
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!!
Do dosto ki
Do dosto ki dosti se log jalte hain,Tarah-Tarah ki baatein karte hain,Jab Chand Aur Suraj ka hota hai khulkar MILAN,to use bhi log Grahan kehte hain...GM
Wen u get little
Wen u get little,u want more.Wen u get more,u desire even more.But wen u lose it u realise"little" was enough..GD MRNG

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