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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8582 views Greeting > Good Morning

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There is no one

There is no one who knows everything! There is no one who knows nothing!People judge u by ur action not by ur intentions...-GUD MORNING

Everyday is specialif

Everyday is specialif u THINK so,Evry moment is memorableif you FEEL so,Every1 is unique if u SEE so,Life is wonderful if u live so.GD MRNG

LOOK…the

LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.

Birt was not

Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng

1Tree Makes

1Tree Makes 1Lakh Match Sticks But 1Match Stick Can Burn 1Lakh Trees.Similarly 1Negative Thought Or Doubt Can Burn All Positive Thought.So B Positive.... G'Mrng!

NICE LINES TO KEEP

NICE LINES TO KEEP IT IN MIND: "EGO IS LIKE A DUST IN THE EYE. WITHOUT CLEARING THAT DUST YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY.gd mrng

Whenevr dere is

Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM

"A person who

"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning

"If u trust sum1

"If u trust sum1,trust till the end;whAtevr d results may be"in the end either u will hAve a very good frnd or a very good lesson.!Think Abt it.!GM

Silence is the

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...

Hello Ji Gud Mrng

Hello Ji Gud Mrng Ji Aap Kaise Ho Ji Aap Theek Hona Ji Ok Ji Keep Msg Ji Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke Fir Milenge Ji Chalte Chalte Hav A Nice Day Ji

Smile! it will

Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning

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