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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8918 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Welcum da new Mornin wid smile on ur face,luv in ur heart & gud thoughts in ur mind & u'll hav a wondrful day!Gud MorninG.
Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint.It's not where u r today, but where u'll reach tomorrow, that counts.Gud morn.
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
Heartlly welcome 2 cool mrng. Happy welcome 2 fresh mrng. Great welcome 2 new mrng. Lovelly welcome 2 nice mrng.. I wish u Gud mrng & have a successful day
4 a relation to work u need 2: Care bout each other. Respect each others needs. Communicate wid each other. B truthful wid each other on all things big & small. Commitment 2 each other & ur relationship.GD MRNG
Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.gd mrng
MeAning Ful Life:If u cAn not be a pencil to write anyone's hAppinessTry AtleAst to be nice Rubber 2 ErAse everyone's Sorrow.GM
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM