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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8850 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Success & Excuse
Success & Excuse Do Not WaLk Together;If U Want Excuse Forget About Success;&If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse.!!-GD MRNG
The tragedy of life
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
Never get too
Never get too attached to anyone because attachments always lead to expectations & expectations always leads to disappointment G.M.
Evrything in life
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
Wen u run so fast 2get
Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM
Our life begins
Our life begins with our cry,Our life ends with others cry,so try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible...Gm.
Being silent is
Being silent is a very powerful tool 4 making others feel for their mistakes.It speaks many languages''.GD MRNG
No life ever grows
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM
To Meet N Depart Is
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
Be bold when u loss
Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM
Tru Relations ar
Tru Relations ar d inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person coz you neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words..Good Mrng
5 Steps to every
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

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