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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8894 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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KITKAT-Kis In Time
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
There's no Special
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Two Aspectz Of LIFE
Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM
A DEEP THOUGHT :
A DEEP THOUGHT :Those that are most slow in making PROMISE are the most FAITHFUL in the performance of it.Gud Mrng
Real fact:No one
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Be a person full
Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy… When things go wrong don’t go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You.gd mrng!
Bells giv us tinkles,
Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng
Happiness keeps u
Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials make u strong. Sorrows keeps u human, Faith keeps u humble. Success keeps u growing, God keeps u going.."Good evng"
God allows life
God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.gd mrng
Wen KIDS learn to
Wen KIDS learn to walk,they keep falling;but to them its not learning. so there's nothing called failure. everything is lesson. G.M.
MORNING is a GOD
MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : ONE MORE TIME LIVE LIFE, MAKE DIFFERENCE, TOUCH 1 HEART, ENCOURAGE 1 MIND & INSPIRE 1 SOUL, G O O D M O R N I N G
Which is the longest
Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.

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