Doctor implants

Doctor implants
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8655 views       Greeting > Good Morning

more Good Morning SMS Messages

Simple bt meaningful words:"Wat u wan u don get,Wat u get u don enjoy,Wat u enjoy is nt permanent,Wat is permanent is boring"That’s life.GM
Nobody wil ever remember how u luk,how u Speak, wat u did or anythng else.But d only thing they wud remember is how U made them feel.G'Mrng
Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING. Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING. Good Morning
Thought to pondeWe make a living by what we get. But we make a life by what we give.. Good morning..
Confidence comes naturally wit SuccessBtSuccess comes onlyto those, who rConfidentSo, Begin ur days witgreat confidence.
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
Thought of the day:"Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood.GD MRNG
Sum Ppl Think That BLACK Color As Sentimentaly Bad, But They 4get 2 Know About "Every Black Board Makes Bright Students"GM
Every Day may not Be Good, But there's Always Something Good In Every Day.
Think Twice:"An inch of time is An Inch of Gold"Bt u cAnt Buy thAt inch of time Wit Any inch of Gold.GM
One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”gd mrng