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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8891 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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MeAning Ful Life:If u cAn not be a pencil to write anyone's hAppinessTry AtleAst to be nice Rubber 2 ErAse everyone's Sorrow.GM
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM
Never tell ur problem 2 Anyone except d 1% who genuine love u,Bcoz 20% people don’t cAre & other 79% people Are GlAd thAt u hv Problem !Thats Life!!GM
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
Evry tear is a sign of broken,evry silence is a sign of lonlines,evry smile is a sign of kindnes,my evry sms is a wish 4 ur hapines.Gd mrng
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with