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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8232 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
Befor v can lead,v must serve Befor v cn serve,v must prepreBefor v cn prepare,v must learn Befor v can learn,V must listen Befor v can listen,V must b silent.GM
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears..Then never mind..start choppin an onion..let d heart Cry..u just Smile n blame d onion..G'mrng
When Flood comes, the Fish eat Ants,When water dries, the Ants eat Fish.Fate gives chance to everyone.Just have to wait for our turn..GM
when something valuable is near us,we wont care 4 it.But when we miss that precious thng we start feeling 4 it"So care 4 those who care 4 u.GD MRNG
A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING..Birds are chilakking..Hen is kooving..Flowers are pushping..Moon is Maraying..Sun is udikki
Wen a prsn expcts care from u It desnt mean dat thr's no 1 to care 4 him It means d care from U is vry special dan dat from any1 else G.M.
Relationship doesnt get closer by meetngs, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care 4 u in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe u'll never know, Perhaps I'll nvr show.
thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG