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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8182 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Na pooja na snan
Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!
Sun cant come
Sun cant come2 earth but send love as rays.Cloud cant come 2 river but send love as rain.I cant come 2 U but can send my care as msg to "U".gd mrng
The Shortest Solution
The Shortest Solution to any problem is to minimize the distance between our knees & the floor.Those who kneel down to GOD, can stand up to Anything!GM
The pleasure of
The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg
Everything abt the
Everything abt the future is uncertain, but one thing is sure; God has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust him.gd mrng
Life ends when
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
Good Morning &
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Loveless life is
Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning
Don’t see others
Don’t see others doing better than you…! beat your own records everyday…! bcoz, success is a fight between you & yourself not with others…good morning
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
New day new blessing.
New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness….. Good Morning…
Cheerful peoples are
Cheerful peoples are like sunlight. They shine in the corners of the heart and offer fresh hopes... Good Morning..

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