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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7988 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be "Bold" when
Be "Bold" when u loose and be "Calm" when u win because Life is a Foot print which can not be Duplicated so make the Best impressions of it....G'Mrng
Lyf Has No Pause
Lyf Has No Pause Button Dreams Have No Expiry Date Time Takes No Holiday Live Lyf Based On These Principles Think Well Live Simple & B Happy.GM
Think Twice:"An
Think Twice:"An inch of time is An Inch of Gold"Bt u cAnt Buy thAt inch of time Wit Any inch of Gold.GM
Live for D prson
Live for D prson who dies for u,, Smile for d prsn who cries 4 u,,, Fight for d prsn who protects u & love d prson who love u more den u... Good morning have a great day.
Life is only traveled
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
We spend our
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
Luck is not in your hand.
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm
"HOPE is the Ability
"HOPE is the Ability to Hear the Music of the FUTURE.And FAITH is Having the Courage to Dance to it TODAY!."..
The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
Everything in life
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
I am not afraid of
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
Wake up and
Wake up and open those teeny weeny eyes,stretch those inzy winzy bones,give that jolly winning smile & see its a beautiful day..Good Morning

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