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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8301 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Through each day our goal is to touch one"s heart, encourage one"s mind & inspire one"s soul. May u continually be blessed & be a blessing to others! Gud Day!"""
"We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"GM
There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM
Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning
Smile! it will make u look better. pray, it will keep u strong. love, it will make u enjoy life. good morning
Positive picures come out from negative developed in a Dark Room, so if u find ur self lonely & in dark, understand "GOD" is a working on a beautiful picture 4 u. - Good Morning
If a drop of water falls in a lake, its identity is over. If it falls on a lotusleaf, it shines like a pearl. The Drop is the same, its the COMPANY that matters Gd mrng
Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations.... Gud morning
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.