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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8361 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Often when we
Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax dear its just a bend! Not the end.GD MRNG
Be big enough to
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Prayer is the
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
When u wake
When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm
Never forget what
Never forget what sumeone say to you whaen they are angry.Because that is when truth comes out .gm
'G'od 'O'ffers U
'G'od 'O'ffers U His 'O'utstanding 'D'evotion to 'M'ake U 'O'bedient& 'R'eady for a 'N'ew Day to 'I'nitiate 'N'ew Aim for d 'G'lory of Life! Gud mrng
"m a Birdstanding
"m a Birdstanding at your window. Guarding your eyes from the Sunlight with my wings, Waiting 4u to wake up in order to say..Gud mrng
If u wait 4
If u wait 4 Happy moments,u will wait forever..But if U start believing Dat u r Happy,U will be Happy 4ever.Wishing U Happiness 4ever...Good morning
Birt was not
Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng
2 aspects of life
2 aspects of life:If v become too Sentimental, its too Hard to Lead Life & if v become too Practical,its too tough to Respect Relations…!GD MRNG
Thosands of languages
Thosands of languages around this world,but smile can beat them All.Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak.So keep smiling.GD MRNG
The more u count
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day Good Morning! Have a nice day!

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