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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8323 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Never quit ur

Never quit ur attempts on ur way to victory.Never underestimate urself,Bcoz we r all born WINNERS.SoLive 2 WIN;Stay 2 WIN;Breathe 2 WIN.. Good Morning

Feel D pleasure

Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.

Gud relations doesn't

Gud relations doesn't need any promises any terms or condition.....It jst need 2 wonderful people. One cool like me...One sweet like you....GM

Simple bt meaningful

Simple bt meaningful words:"Wat u wan u don get,Wat u get u don enjoy,Wat u enjoy is nt permanent,Wat is permanent is boring"That’s life.GM

Life ends wen u

Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning

Thought- Doing nothing

Thought- Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you cant stop and rest !!. ..... Good morning

Neveever Get Tired

Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng

Its Possibl bt its

Its Possibl bt its Difficult" Th Winner says "Its Difficult bt its Possibl" Alwys Think lik Winner. Its d spirit.GM

Greatest gift u

Greatest gift u can give to some one is UR TIME. When U give ur time , then u are giving portion of UR LIFE that U will never GET BACK GOOD MORNING

How hard is the l

How hard is the logic of human mind?"It seeks compromise when we are wrong & it speaks judgment when others are wrong.."Good Morning…

A true message

A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING

Don't luk 4 a Gud

Don't luk 4 a Gud face, it wil turn old 1day.Don't luk 4 a Gud skin,it wil wrinkle 1day.But,luk 4 a Gud heart that wil remember u Everyday..GM

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