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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8020 views Greeting > Good Morning

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"In Life, we Have

"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!

"A person who

"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning

Dont Complain

Dont Complain !Because 50% of People Don't Care if you have got a Problem &the Other 50% are Happy that you Have Got a Problem So Enjoy.GM

Therere is no special

There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day

Instead of Thinking

Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING. Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING. Good Morning

I woke up a

I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!

Speak less to

Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM

There are OnlyTwo

There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng

You Will Never

You Will Never Be Anything in the World Without Courage .It is The Greatest Quality Of The Mind.GM

Ppl often feel

Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg

Talents in u should

Talents in u should b like spider's web. It may not b strong enough 2 hold this whole world, but it should hold urself to rule ur kingdom.GM

Morning greetings does

Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng

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