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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8677 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
Only a lovable prsn can feel ur silent pain & wil hold ur hand til u bcom strong again.I'm here 4 U always as a "Loving Friend" Good morning dear...
Trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier. Do not ask him 4 a lighter load but ask him 4 a stronger back bone..Gm
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…
3magical words of Life 1.PLEASE 2.THANK U 3.SORRY . Bt don't use these words 2 3 persons: 1.FRIENDS 2.LOVER 3.MOTHER.GM
Sweet good morning to a sweet person who passed sweet night to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks. Always keep smilling Gud mrng
In life do the ORDINARY God will do the EXTRAORDINARY ,Do the NATURAL God will do the SUPERNATURAL . Do the POSSIBLE & God will do the IMPOSSIBLE ...gd mrng
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind…May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time…GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
Through each day our goal is to touch one"s heart, encourage one"s mind & inspire one"s soul. May u continually be blessed & be a blessing to others! Gud Day!"""
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.