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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8649 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Yestrday in my
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Evry tear is a sign
Evry tear is a sign of broken,evry silence is a sign of lonlines,evry smile is a sign of kindnes,my evry sms is a wish 4 ur hapines.Gd mrng
Feeling r created
Feeling r created by heart n feeling r controlled by mind so give importance to mind not to heart. Bcoz Al difficulties comes frm feelings.GM
It is a simple
It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning
A sunset here is
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
I'm loving u to
I'm loving u to live & i'm living to love u,Becoz u are the heartbeat of my heart.I love you..Gud morning:
Nothing happens without
Nothing happens without a reason...A person who has come into your life has come either to teach u something or to learn something from U..Gud Mrng!
Loving,knowing that
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
There is no road in
There is no road in the world that goes to 'Happiness'... But 'Happiness' itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world...!!!G'Mrng.
No Toothbrush No
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!
The gift of true
The gift of true frndship is that it takes us by the hand n reminds us,we r not alone in the journey of life.Gud mrng n have a nice day...
"m a Birdstanding
"m a Birdstanding at your window. Guarding your eyes from the Sunlight with my wings, Waiting 4u to wake up in order to say..Gud mrng

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