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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8112 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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How hard is the logic of human mind?"It seeks compromise when we are wrong & it speaks judgment when others are wrong.."Good Morning…
A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,ButGives More Light.So Always SmileandProve dat U r the Best Tube Light…GD MRNG
Nobody ll ever remembr how yu look,how yu speak,wat yu did or anythin else.But the only thing they remembr s how yu made them feel.Gud mornin..Gud day
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.(>*<) T*A*K*E* (<<**>>);;""C*A*R*E* @$##(>>^^^<<)##$@ OF URSELF..$#%% Good Morning.... ""
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
May you begin this day May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Wen v pray v don't c God.Bt v know He listens.Wen I Snd sms to U, I don't c U.But I know, U'll think of me wid a Sweet Smile..Gud Mg, Have A Nice Day
Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg