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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8882 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
Inspiring lines for the day:Born with personalityis an accidentbut dying as a personalityis an achievement.GM
Never b sad if someone dsnt recognize ur worth. its their loss n ur gain coz people who dont appreciate ur true worth donot deserve to know u.
In d buk called life,d page yesterdy is ovr,d page future is blank &page 2dy is being written.So write d best u can,coz on dis buk ur eraser jst won't wrk!gd mrng
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
Morning Thought: "Patience is not much about waiting. It is more about how one behaves while waiting." Good Morning.
Its purity of heart that matters,Not the external appearance.Because helping hands are alwaysBetter than praying lips...!GOOD MORNING!!!
Before u speak – Listen Before u spend – Earn Before u write – Think Before u criticize – Wait Before u pray – Forgive Before u Quit – Try Before u Die – Live. Gd mrng
Wen a prsn expcts care from u It desnt mean dat thr's no 1 to care 4 him It means d care from U is vry special dan dat from any1 else G.M.
Good Song :Few MinuteHappyGood Film :Few HoursHappyGood college :Few yearsHappyGood friendlike 'U' :Life Long happy.....! "HAVE A GOOD DAY".
View A Negative Experience In Ur Life Like How U Look At A Photo Negative.A Single Negatv Can Creat An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.G'mng.
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning