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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8372 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM
KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, & lovely morning with my GUD MORNING sms.
Xcellent morningXecutive thinkingXpress feelingsXcite talents2 give U a peaceful &a joyful Life Style.Have a greatful sunrise. happy morning
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
DREAM MAKES ALL THING POSSIBLE, HOPE MAKES ALL THINGS WORK, LOVE MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND SMILE MAKES ALL THE ABOVE SAID THINGS. KEEP SMILING.
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…gd mrng
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!