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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8619 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Being deeply lovd
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Obstacles are
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
Problems are like
Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM
Memories are the
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Greatest gift u
Greatest gift u can give to some one is UR TIME. When U give ur time , then u are giving portion of UR LIFE that U will never GET BACK GOOD MORNING
people are not
people are not beautiful as they look as they walk as they wear,people are Beautiful as they love ,as they care and as they share.good morning
Better Keep Yourself
Better Keep Yourself clean and bright you are the window which you must see the world. Good morning Have a nice day
Never let go
Never let go of a dream until you are ready to wake up and make it happen. Trials in life are not to make us fail but to see how far we can conquer.
Everything abt the
Everything abt the future is uncertain, but one thing is sure; God has already arranged all our tommorows, we just have to trust him.gd mrng
Morning greetings
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
1Tree Makes
1Tree Makes 1Lakh Match Sticks But 1Match Stick Can Burn 1Lakh Trees.Similarly 1Negative Thought Or Doubt Can Burn All Positive Thought.So B Positive.... G'Mrng!

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