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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8751 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams ofa far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreamsof that. That"s life. We never realized d value of the thingunless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u.Gud Day
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM
VALUE EACH PRECIOUS MOMENT. MORNING BRINGS HOPE. AFTERNOON BRINGS FAITH. EVENING BRINGS PEACE AND NIGHT BRINGS REST. WISH YOU FIND THEM ALL TODAY. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
WhAt wil u do if 1 dAy d whole world on 1 side & u on opposite ?Simple..Just Turn bAck n u r leAder of d whole world.We say:Think DIFFFERENT .GM
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song,guess vch song...ges..!'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me'.Good morn.
Our friendship is like a flying kite.U r the color paper of kite.People see & appricate u.I am the thread, invisible to people but always with U.Gud morning
Face Challenges Confidently Thinking:"IF I CAN'T, WHO CAN".But After WINNING Be Humble Enough To Say: "IF I CAN,WHO CAN'T"Good Morning>
Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...
Be in TodayBelieve in TodayBehave in TodayBe alive in TodayBcozYesterday died for Today&Tomorrow takes birth from TodayGood Day
Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success. Smile-is to win the hearts. Smile-makes every moment worth living. Keep smiling.gd mrng
WAVES are inspiring not because they RISE and FALL but because each time they FALL they NEVER FAIL to RISE AGAIN. Have a RISING LIFE. GOOD MORNING