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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8461 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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How hard is the logic of human mind?"It seeks compromise when we are wrong & it speaks judgment when others are wrong.."Good Morning…
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
if you are HAPPY you will remember the person whom YOU love.. If you are SAD you will remember the person who loves YOU.GD MRNG
Never argue with idiots... First they bring u to their level & then beat u with their experience. Gd mrng
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give As A Gift To U? But I Didnt Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur SMILE...!Keep Smiling..GD MRNG
Thought:A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you avoid a thousand moments of sorrow..Good Morning!Have a wonderful day
A Beautiful Day Is Waiting For You.Walk With Aims,Run With Confidence,Fly With Your Achivements.So, Get Up & Make Lovely Day.G'Mrng.
Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day