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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8288 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
It feels Good to stAnd on Ground And wAtch up high at your Aim..But it feels the best When you stAnd up High And Others wAtch u as their Aim..! Think
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
Prayer's may not change d situations; but it changes our attitude to d situation & gives us hope; which in turn can change our entire life.GM
Its True that everyEffort is Not Convertedinto Success,But its Equaly True That Success Does Not Come Without Effort..Good Morning.
"Who helping u,dont forget them""Who loving u,dont hate them""Who hoping u,dont cheat them"If u follow this rule,ur life wil b precious.--GM
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
Last night,thinking of u,one tear rolled out,i asked why ur out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,now there is no place for me.... Good Morng!