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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8160 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No candle loses any
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
No life ever grows
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM
"24 sweet hrs
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING
Experience makes one
Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!
Rose is famous 4
Rose is famous 4 GRACE,ADVOCATE is famous 4 his CASE,HORSE is famous 4 his RACE,Bt u r famous 4 ''SMILE'' on ur face...Keep Smiling
TREES GET NEW
TREES GET NEW LEAVES IN PLACE OF FALLEN LEAVES.. THERE IS ALWYS SOMETHING BETTER TO REPLACE WAT IS LOST!! LIFE GOES ON.. NEVER STOPS....gm
A Wellwisher is
A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
Better Keep Yourself
Better Keep Yourself clean and bright you are the window which you must see the world. Good morning Have a nice day
An ideal day
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
Best thought 2 be
Best thought 2 be remembered - "Work for a Cause and not for Applause " & "Live to Express urself and not to Impress some one else...!!"Good morning.
V r like the Tea
V r like the Tea Bags...whose True Strength cums out whenput in Hot Water!Take careKeep smiling.Gud morning
When it is hard
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d onion.GD MRNG

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