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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8804 views Greeting > Good Morning

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The gift of true

The gift of true frndship is that it takes us by the hand n reminds us,we r not alone in the journey of life.Gud mrng n have a nice day...

watch d ants

watch d ants crawl up d wall..U notice dat no mattr hw busy dey r dey stil stop&wish 1 anothr.Hop v can b lik dem-in touch 4evr.. gud day!

Be a person full

Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy… When things go wrong don’t go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You.gd mrng!

Tin tin tin tin

Tin tin tin tin tin8 msgs recivd1Helo2Hw r u3Wht ru doing4Dnt frget me5I miss u6Bye7God bless u8Remmbr me in ur prayrs always.GD MRNG

If U can solve

If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. Gd mrng

All Power isWithin uU can

All Power isWithin uU can doAnything &everythingBeliev in that.You Are the Creator ofYour Own Destiny.-"Swami Vivekanand".Gud morning.

In our Lfe Hapinss

In our Lfe Hapinss is mre imprtnt thn Smile.B'coz Smile cmes frm d Lips,but Happiness comes from the Heart. So I wish u 2 b Happy Always.!GM

Keypad locked press

Keypad locked press unlock & then * Now press * Keypad active 1 message received opening Message "GUD MORNG FRiND

Kamyabi tumhare

Kamyabi tumhare kadam chume, khushian na kabhi tumse rooth paaye tumhare jivan mein ugta suraj har roz sukh ki kirnein failaye. good morning.Have a nice day.

If u wait 4

If u wait 4 Happy moments,u will wait forever..But if U start believing Dat u r Happy,U will be Happy 4ever.Wishing U Happiness 4ever...Good morning

Don't b Happy 4

Don't b Happy 4 a reason,bcoz that Happiness ends with that reason.B Happy without any reason & U will b Happy AlwayS.GD MRNG

By the time a man

By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng

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