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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8671 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng
There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!
LIVING IN D FAVORABLE AND NON FAVORABLE SITUATION ISAPART OF LIVING BUT SMILING IN ALL THOSE SITUATIONS IS CALLEDªRT OF LIVING SO SMILE ALWAYZ.GM
"To Prevent ur Defeat ask idea from 1st bench people. To Achieve ur Success ask idea from last bench people" -GM
Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.gd mrng
Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng
Japanese proverb -If one can do it,You too can do it, If none can do it,You must do it…Good day Hv a gr8 days ahead
Kamyabi tumhare kadam chume, khushian na kabhi tumse rooth paaye tumhare jivan mein ugta suraj har roz sukh ki kirnein failaye. good morning.Have a nice day.
You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning. get up now and turn ur dream into reality. good morning!!
U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.GD MRNG
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. good morning
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning