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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8641 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character it becomes your destiny.GD MRNG
"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!
The world will provide you with stones everyday; what you build out of it is your outlook - A bridge or a wall. Gd mrng
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
SMILE means: "S"et u free "M"akes u Special "I"ncreases ur face Value "L"ifts up ur Spirits "E"rases all ur Tensions!! So keep smiling 4ever. GOOD DAY
A Nice Thought- "when we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we have the heart to forgive someone, who made usCRY.GM
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning.
Have an Icy day with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity funs with Plumpy Play and Jumpy Joys... "GOOD MORNING".
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....
SMILE is a Source to Win a Heart..SMILE is a Name of Lovely Mood..SMiLE Creates Greatness in Personality!So KEEP SMILING.GM
Every Day may not Be Good, But there's Always Something Good In Every Day.