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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8766 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM
Mithi neend Mithe khwaab Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.Gud Mrng
Ae Hawa Ye Raat Ye Zindagi Teri Ek Nazar Pe Nisar Hai Mujhe Kyon Na Ho Teri Aarzoo Teri Justju Mein Bahar Hai gud morning
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u, by your love, affection and sweet smile.Good morning.
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!.GD mrng
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO HOLD GOOD CARDS IN THE LIFE, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT HOW GOOD YOU PLAY THE CARDS WHICH YOU HOLD... AAHAVE A WINNING DAY!
"When we are angry we can change decision but not feelngs,The changed decision may give satisfaction at dat time but later it hurts our feelings a lot". Gm
Evry morng has;...a new beginning...a new blessing...a new hope...& its a perfect day'coz its NATURE's GIFT.Good morning *Have a wonderful day*--
kya hai zindgi?Dekho to khwab he zindgi,Padho to kitab he zindgi,Suno to gyan he zindgi,Par hum ye kehte he"haste raho"To AASAN he zindgi.GD MRNG
"I am not afraid of dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens".Good morning..
Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng