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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7953 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Dreams" are very important part of reality. "Dreams" has no limits of imagination.So i wish all ur "gud dreams"
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....
2 Be Happy,Dnt do whtevr u Like;bt Like Whtevr u Do...Happiness cum nt frm Havin much 2 Live on, ut Havin much 2 Live For...! Gud Morning!!!
success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng
Pretty Inspiring "Crying Alone Is Really Better Than Laughing With The People Who Hate YouBut Act Like Loving You"..!Gud Mrng
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
Success will NEVER lower it's standard to accommodate us.We HAVE TO raise our standard to achieve it "FOR EVERY BIRD, GOD PROVIDES FOOD BUT NOT IN ITS NEST!GM
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM