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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7957 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng
4 a relation to work u need 2: Care bout each other. Respect each others needs. Communicate wid each other. B truthful wid each other on all things big & small. Commitment 2 each other & ur relationship.GD MRNG
Life is more strict than a teacher.A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam..But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson. Good Morning !!!
Mausam ki bahar achhi ho, Phool ki kaliya kachi ho, Hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab bas ek duaa hai ke , Mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.
Its Not Important 2 Hold All D Gud Cards In Life..But Its Important How Gud u Play With D Cards Which U Hold.GM
God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.gd mrng
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about .gd mrng
Life has No Pause Buttons!Dreams have no Expiry date!Time has no Holiday!So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.Live it.Rock it.GM
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.gd mrng
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
1Tree Makes 1Lakh Match Sticks But 1Match Stick Can Burn 1Lakh Trees.Similarly 1Negative Thought Or Doubt Can Burn All Positive Thought.So B Positive.... G'Mrng!
Two Aspectz Of LIFE :- 1) If v Bcum Too Sentimental, Itz Too Hard 2 Lead Life & 2) If v Bcum Too Practical, Itz Too Tugh To Rspct Reltns…GM