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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8507 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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V r like the Tea Bags...whose True Strength cums out whenput in Hot Water!Take careKeep smiling.Gud morning
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
Wat is easy & difficult in life? Easy is to judge d mistakes of others.. Difficult is to recognise & accept our own mistakes.GM
"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng
the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning
Pyaari Si Subhah Pyaare Se Panchi Pyaarese kinare,pyaari se bunde pyaari si thandi havaai Eak pyaar se insaan ko pyaara sa din jaaye.
Evryday is specialif u THINK so Evry moment is memorable if u FEEL so Evry1 is unique if u SEE so Life is Beautifulif u LIVE so Gud mrng.
If u wait 4 Happy moments,u will wait forever..But if U start believing Dat u r Happy,U will be Happy 4ever.Wishing U Happiness 4ever...Good morning
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
Missed calls Reachs the Mobile.Recivd Call Reaches the Ears.But my msg Reaches Ur Beautiful Eyes & Loveable Heartz.So!I Always Like 2 Send MSGs.GD MRNG
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng