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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8399 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi,You are not responsible for what people think about you..But,you are responsible for what you give them to think about you...G'Mrng!
Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them..!Gud Morning
On the New Day, it is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to Prosperity. Have a nice day
The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day
Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng
life is much lyk FACEBOOK ppl wil lke ur promblemz n comments,but no one gonna solve dem...Bcoz everybody seemz so buzz in updating der own...!!!gm
Choose ur words carefuly. Each word has d power 2make or brek.Price&Worth mean d same,bt wen u add LESS,1bcums PRICELESS & other WORTHLESS!
A true frnd is never measured by the number of the times he made u laugh….. But by the number of times he made u laugh after u cried……gud mrng..
Never keep on goin behind d things dat u knw u wont get. Instead try d 1 Wich is always near ur hand. It can either b ur luv or ur life!GD MRNG
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
Evry morng has;...a new beginning...a new blessing...a new hope...& its a perfect day'coz its NATURE's GIFT.Good morning *Have a wonderful day*--