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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8451 views Greeting > Good Morning

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We may not

We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning

If u worry about

If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM

Brilliant quote-

Brilliant quote- A good example has twice the value than that of good advice…. So always try to set an example rather than giving advice.GM

Nice frnds are

Nice frnds are like d wind.U will never c them.But u will feel their presence...U r my precious wind. Good morning…

Every moment of

Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng

I'm loving u to

I'm loving u to live & i'm living to love u,Becoz u are the heartbeat of my heart.I love you..Gud morning:

Memories r treasure

Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM

Ther is always another

Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM

Hi here's a cup

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng

Try holding a

Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng

You can Eat &

You can Eat & Drink Together,Talk & Laugh Together,But you Are Only Real Friends When You Also Cried Together.GudMrng. Gud Day.

Maintain SILENCE4

Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG

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