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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8600 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Some relations never
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
Life means missing
Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..
G odO ffer usO
G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…
Never play with
Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng
Happiness is like a radio
Happiness is like a radio station Broadcasting all d time U just hav 2 learn how 2 tunein & receive it properly! Stay tuned..Stay happy
Often when we
Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax dear its just a bend! Not the end.GD MRNG
Life ends when
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
When u r in light
When u r in light,evrything wil follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.Thats life:G'mrng
If u MAnAge to
If u MAnAge to Smile at Any Situation,U r the winner of Highest Number of heArts in This world.So ManAge with Smile Anytime nd Anywhere.GM
Chalo sabse pahle
Chalo sabse pahle ek kaam karte hai aapko pyar bara salam karte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh din is din ki sari khushiya aapke naam karte hai good morning
Faith makes all
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.good morning

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