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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8340 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Ma own If u got d spirit of understAnding evrythin & tAking it in proper wAy.U will enjoy Every Min of Lyf Whethr it is a pleAsure or pAin.!GM
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.gd mrng
In Life LoVe is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan 4 life and ur reason 4 living.Good morning.
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
"If you focus on results you will never change if you focus on change you will get results."Have a Great Day
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG
Life never seems to be d way we want it, But we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no perfect LIFE but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT. Gud Morning
"We may not achieve everything tht we dream, butwe will not achieve anything unless we dream"Hope all ur dreams come trueG m
Thought of the day:"Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood.GD MRNG
Good things come to those who WAIT. Better things come to those who TRY. Best things come to those who BELIEVEDesire things come to those who PRAY.GD MRNG
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.
Gud MY WISHES FOR YOU : GREAT START 4 MONDAY, NO OBSTACLES 4 TUESDAY, NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY, TAKE CARE 4 THURSDAY, ENJOY 4 FRIDAY, SMILE 4 SATURDAY, NO STRESS 4 SUNDAY, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY