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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8308 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Attention Pls. Passengers

Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.

I'l wak wit u

I'l wak wit u in evry step of Life, bt jst promse me u'll hide ur wings evrytim v walk together coz i dn't wnt the world 2knw tht my Frnd is an angel. gud mrng

There are no

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." Gd mrng

GOD has deposited

GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng

An thought to

An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.

Don't fear for facing

Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM

May you begin

May you begin this day May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

"Think about urself

"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day

Na pooja na snan

Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!

Mithi neend Mithe

Mithi neend Mithe khwaab Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.Gud Mrng

I am a tiny bird

I am a tiny bird standing at your window, Guarding ur soft eyes from the sunlight with my little wings. waiting 4 u 2 wake up, just 2 say ,GoOD MRnG.

Did u know SILEN

Did u know SILENT & LISTEN have same letters? They may be different for others but are very relevant to us,coz I can LISTEN even when you"r SILENT

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