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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8905 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Nothing happens without a reason...A person who has come into your life has come either to teach u something or to learn something from U..Gud Mrng!
Thought- Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you cant stop and rest !!. ..... Good morning
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM
Both Anger & Happiness r complimentary..Make ur anger so expensivethat no1 can afford it & make ur happiness so cheap that people get it free frm u!GM
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
4a nice frnd nice morng 4a sweet frnd sweet morning 4a loving frnd lovly morning 4good frnd GOOD MORNING.
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
If an egg breaks due 2 outside force! inside life ends!but... if it breaks from inside!life begins! great things always begin from inside! so try to make your inside good!good morning
EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words! TOUCH-shows d care than any words do, but WORDS-when used proprly can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.Gd mrng
Fact of life "whom u don’t need today, u will need them tomarrow whom u neglect today,will never again accept u tomarrow.GD MRNG
Simple bt meaningful words:"Wat u wan u don get,Wat u get u don enjoy,Wat u enjoy is nt permanent,Wat is permanent is boring"That’s life.GM
AtTiTuDe RuLeS There are Only2 people who cn Tell U d Truth About Urself,A Friend who has Lost his Temper & an Enemy Who starts Loving you.GD MRNG