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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8137 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
A Pure HeArted Person
A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile
A Wellwisher is
A Wellwisher is nvr measured by the no. of times he made you laugh..Bt By d no. f times he made u smile aftr u cried...!
Attitude is little thing
Attitude is little thing which makes a very big differenceLike,I'm not d best, but I'm not like the rest.I'm unique in my own way.GM
I dreamt dat u had
I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!
Did u know SILEN
Did u know SILENT & LISTEN have same letters? They may be different for others but are very relevant to us,coz I can LISTEN even when you"r SILENT
"Blind Eyes See
"Blind Eyes See Better Than Blind B r a i n s !"Good MorninG
One of the basic
One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg
"Whom U Dnt
"Whom U Dnt Need 2day, U'll NeedThem 2morrow. Whom U Reject 2day,Wil Never Again Accept U 2morrow" So Value D relationship.GD MRNG
When We Wake
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
People Laugh at
People Laugh at Me because They think I m Different.. And I Laugh on Them Because They all r Same...Thats Attitute...Its Ur Life....Live it.........gd mrng
The sun has once
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

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