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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8788 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Sweet gud mornin

Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!

Jivan ki har

Jivan ki har situatin me hamare pass hamesh 2 raste hote hai. Bhag lo aur bhaag lo choice is urs.GM

To achieve the

To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG

Have An Icy Morning,

Have An Icy Morning,Wid Buttering Msgs,Mochocolaty Calls,Creamy Thoughts,Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys,Have A Sweet Day.Gud Morning.

Any one who stops

Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG

I have a special

I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!

Be a diode to remove

Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng

A ROYAL ENGLISH

A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING..Birds are chilakking..Hen is kooving..Flowers are pushping..Moon is Maraying..Sun is udikki

Bitter Truth Of

Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM

One of the basic

One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg

Its purity of

Its purity of heart that matters,Not the external appearance.Because helping hands are alwaysBetter than praying lips...!GOOD MORNING!!!

Patience with others

Patience with others is Love,Patience with self is Hope,Patience with God is Faith.Celebrate this beautiful day ! Good Morning

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