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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8253 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
Wen KIDS learn to walk,they keep falling;but to them its not learning. so there's nothing called failure. everything is lesson. G.M.
Happiness is like a radio station Broadcasting all d time U just hav 2 learn how 2 tunein & receive it properly! Stay tuned..Stay happy
If a drop of water falls in a lake, its identity is over. If it falls on a lotusleaf, it shines like a pearl. The Drop is the same, its the COMPANY that matters Gd mrng
success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng
Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!
Laugh like you have never cried, play like you have never lost, love like you have never been hurt & live like there is no tomorrow.gd mrng
Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT “TAKE CARE”
"one beautiful HEART is better than Thousand beautiful Faces, so better choose people having beautiful HEART rather than beautiful Face. Good Morning
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!