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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8389 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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success and excuses do not talk together,if you want excuses forget abt success and if you want success dont give excuses.gd mrng
Belief is the most powrful tool against trials. The most effectve medcine against doubt & the most valuable gift to someone we care for..GD MRNG
I MISS YOU in every beats of heart, In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !good morning
When you don't havfaith in urself,then u cannot havfaith in other's also.To cross a bridge,U have to trust Urlegs, & also the bridge.GM
Do dosto ki dosti se log jalte hain,Tarah-Tarah ki baatein karte hain,Jab Chand Aur Suraj ka hota hai khulkar MILAN,to use bhi log Grahan kehte hain...GM
I like the people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.. Think again.. Its worth understanding. good morning
A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea !Wider Than What Eyes Can See !Soft Like Silk Should Be !&Sweeter ThanHoney 0f The Bee !
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!gd mrng
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng
"The Heart suffers a lot, not because of "VIOLENCE" of other people, But Bcoz of "SILENCE" of Dear ones. So dont be SILENT. Gud MRNG
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.gd mrng