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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8268 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"24 sweet hrs
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING
A person who spends
A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG
Always try to keep
Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
Nice Relationships
Nice Relationships Are Like the Breathing Air... You Will Never See Them... But You Will Always Feel Their Presence.....GM
I woke up one day
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.
Thought to pondeWe
Thought to pondeWe make a living by what we get. But we make a life by what we give.. Good morning..
LITTLE KESYS CAN
LITTLE KESYS CAN OPEN BIG LOCKS, SIMPLE WORDS CAN EXPRESS GREAT THOUGHTS, HOPE MY SIMPLE WISH CAN MAKE YOUR DAY GREAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY
"Wen u hav money
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)
Tru Relations ar
Tru Relations ar d inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person coz you neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words..Good Mrng
My lovely message
My lovely messages are not for time pass.They silently say thatI'm thinking of youright now and alsoMaking you tothink of Me for a moment..Good morning
Treat everyone with
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning
When you are lazy
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM

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