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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7977 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Anger is a "wide ball" leave it.Fear is "no ball" let it.Smile is a "sixer"-hit it.Friendship is a "wicket" get it.Failure is a "bouncer"-Forget it.Problem is a "yorker" face it.Success is "century" make it.Luck is a "free hit" use it.Than u can rock the IPL of the life.gm
Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM
Night has gone And the moon Too... Sun has arrived With the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes, there is a sms 4 u.. Gudmorning
if you get less messages from me… never think that I don’t care for you but I am in search of the right message for the best fnd like u GD MRNG
I wantd u 2 know Dat u r in my thoughts & in my heart as well.& I m sending u awish 4 awonderful day.I hope lots of sunshinecomes ur way..Gud mrng
Be Soft & Cool like Water.,So U can adjust anywhere in Life..Be Tough & Attractive like diamond.,So no one can play with ur emotions..GD MRNG
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM
"Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.. But Few more dots can give a continuity…" Amazing but True..GD MRNG
The fruit of silence is PRAYER The fruit of prayer is FAITH The fruit of faith is LOVE The fruit of love is SERVICE The fruit of service is PEACE .gd mrng
Thought- Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you cant stop and rest !!. ..... Good morning
Life is like a coin.Pleasure & pain r d two sides.Only 1 side is visible at a time.But remember other side is also waiting 4 its turn.GM