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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7969 views Greeting > Good Morning

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KITKAT-Kis In Time

KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm

Nobody ll ever

Nobody ll ever remembr how yu look,how yu speak,wat yu did or anythin else.But the only thing they remembr s how yu made them feel.Gud mornin..Gud day

,"I m Not In Competition

,"I m Not In Competition With Anybody But Myself. My Goal is To Beat My Last PerformAnce" GM

Bhor hui dekho kya

Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...

If you learn to

If you learn to translate every event of your life in to a positive one, you will stop being a prisoner of your past & become designer of your future.G'MRNG

Troubles r like

Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before Have a nice day!

A boy cried wen

A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG

Evéry Fàìlüré ìs

Evéry Fàìlüré ìs à £éssöñ -£éàrñ wéll Evéry Süççéss ìs à ßàttlé -Fight wéll àñd Evéry Frìéñd ìs à Jéwél -Kéép wéll ìñ Yöür Héàrt.. Have a nice sunday

Life is like cotton-

Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM

Only a lovable prsn

Only a lovable prsn can feel ur silent pain & wil hold ur hand til u bcom strong again.I'm here 4 U always as a "Loving Friend" Good morning dear...

When u love ur

When u love ur parents its equal to god,wen u love ur friends its equal to truthfulness,butwen u love urself its equal to confidence..!GD MRNG

Gold rate keeps

Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning

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