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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8681 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When god takes
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
Starting a new day
Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life.
To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
Feel D pleasure
Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.
Dont Go d Way
Dont Go d Way Life TakesU.Take Life d Way U Want to Go.Just b urself,dnt compromise always,Remembr U r Born to Rule not to be Ruled. B a 'WARRIOR in lyf..gm
A careless word
A careless word may kindle strife, A cruel word may wreck a life, A timely word may level stress.. A loving word may heal and bless.gd mrng
People..Say i am
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
Nevr get discouraged,
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM
Pyaar Ka Prabhat
Pyaar Ka Prabhat;Sneh Ka Savera;Mohobbat Ka Mast Mausam;Preet Ki Pyari Pukaar;Aur Mitra Ki Muskaan.Aaj Ka Shubh Din'MangaLMay' KaLyanMay ho.
A SMILE IS THE
A SMILE IS THE LIGHTENING SYSTEM OF THE FACE, COOLING SYSTEM OF HEAD AND HEATING SYSTEM OF HEART, SO KEEP SMILING ALL DAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!!
If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
"You know you love
"You know you love someone, when all you want for that person is happiness, even if you are not a part of it.."Have A Lovely Day.

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