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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8104 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Learn from the
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng
Maintain SILENCE4
Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG
Specialc("") hot
Specialc("") hot TEA"" for uI mixed it with love& happinessbut there is noSugar.BCoz I know u r very sweet."GOOD MORNING"
Life is like a beautiful melody
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up .GD MRNG
Everybody says"Mistake
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
When we want to
When we want to talk more than usual to our dearest, sometimes we cant say even a single word. Just the silence says, 'I hve lot to talk'…GD MRNG
:Its easy to
:Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed.. Never disappoint a person who cares about u..GD MRNG
Fact of life "whom
Fact of life "whom u don’t need today, u will need them tomarrow whom u neglect today,will never again accept u tomarrow.GD MRNG
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
Don't keep ur
Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
Simple Bye makes
Simple Bye makes us cry Simple joke makes us Laugh Simple care makes us fall in Luv & Touch makes us feel best Bt my msg makes u smile!GM
U look Sweet
U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.

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