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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8563 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Every Day is special if u think so,Every moment is memorable if u feel so,Every One is unique if u see so,Life is wonderful if you LEAD so.!GM
LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASENT, SUN IS SMILING WITH U, TREES DANCING 4 U,BIRDS SINGING 4 U, COZ I BEGGED THEM ALL TO WISH U A GOOD DAY
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.G'Mrng
People Laugh at Me because They think I m Different.. And I Laugh on Them Because They all r Same...Thats Attitute...Its Ur Life....Live it.........gd mrng
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
Lyf is not worth livin until u hav some1 2 die 4… nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce u hav some1 to live 4.. strange but true
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success nd some act as stepping stone to success.Gd mrng
When u love ur parents its equal to god,wen u love ur friends its equal to truthfulness,butwen u love urself its equal to confidence..!GD MRNG
Feeling Tense?Think MeFeeling Sad?Call MeFeeling Lonly?C MeFeeling Sleepy?DreAm of MeMy NAme is.SELF CONFIDENCE never lose me.GM
"World is not A pArking plAce"It is A RAcing trAck..Yuv Just Keep on moving..No mAtter When & Where to stArt but reAch ur GoAl & MAke a New Record!GM