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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8871 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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! You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good morning
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always...
"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning
A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG
Dont waste time 4 nwanted things,thoughts etc.Take time 4 better ones.It will lead u 2 success.'TIME IS PRECIOUS,LIFE IS SHORT'Be always happy..gud mrng
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind…May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time…GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!