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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7920 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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AtTiTuDe RuLeS There are Only2 people who cn Tell U d Truth About Urself,A Friend who has Lost his Temper & an Enemy Who starts Loving you.GD MRNG
Easy to get someone who will love u, easy to get someone who will like u, easy to get someone who will care for u, but rare to get someone who will understand "YOU".GD MRNG
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
Choose ur words carefuly. Each word has d power 2make or brek.Price&Worth mean d same,bt wen u add LESS,1bcums PRICELESS & other WORTHLESS!
Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
A careless word may kindle strife, A cruel word may wreck a life, A timely word may level stress.. A loving word may heal and bless.gd mrng
We live in our dreams, but dreams may die, don’t get shattered, never ever cry, the world is big & has lots to give, pick up a new dream, that's the way to live.GM
"I am not afraid of dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens".Good morning..
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
Pretty Inspiring "Crying Alone Is Really Better Than Laughing With The People Who Hate YouBut Act Like Loving You"..!Gud Mrng
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.