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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8250 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Delay is the enemy of
Delay is the enemy of efficiency,Waiting is the enemy of utilisation.So,Don"t delay anything&Don"t wait for anything.gd mrng""
Leave something for
Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz..... in life something will leave you but someone will always be with you .Good morning
Smile increases
Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, Faith is force of life, Confidence is companion of success, So keep smiling.gd mrng
Conquering the mind
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM
I woke up 2day
I woke up 2day "smiling" as i remember i hve a best friend like u & i hope many yrs frm now, i would still wake up smiling 4 d same good reason. :
Have an Icy day
Have an Icy day with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity funs with Plumpy Play and Jumpy Joys... "GOOD MORNING".
Wen u run so fast 2get
Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM
Don’t aim to
Don’t aim to b a slave in heaven,Atleast aim to b a king of hell.-Alwys think different whch is better.GM
"Think about urself
"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day
A careless word
A careless word may kindle strife, A cruel word may wreck a life, A timely word may level stress.. A loving word may heal and bless.gd mrng
God allows life
God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.gd mrng
Thought:A moment
Thought:A moment of patience in a moment of anger can help you avoid a thousand moments of sorrow..Good Morning!Have a wonderful day

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