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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8893 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When u r in light
When u r in light,evrything wil follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.Thats life:G'mrng
Morning greetings
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
People who give
People who give importance to their happiness make other peoples unhappy from themselves. Good Morning
Loving,knowing that
Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM
Memories r treasure
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM
When u belive someone
When u belive someone deeply. Misundrstnding arises, but dont feel 4 it bcoz Some Misunderstnding is needed 4 gud Understanding.Gud mrng
Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
No candle loses any
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
By the time a man
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng
Happiness is like a radio
Happiness is like a radio station Broadcasting all d time U just hav 2 learn how 2 tunein & receive it properly! Stay tuned..Stay happy
The BIGGEST PAIN
The BIGGEST PAIN in LIFE isto sit just beside a PERSON you LOVE a LOT and know the fact that the PERSON can never be urs in this LIFE TIME.gud mrng
A sunset here is
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng

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