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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8391 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels ur pain."GM
The heart of a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of wiseman is in the heart,so listen to your heart and then speak!Be tough in action not in speech.GD MRNG
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
SMILES r like Birds that fly from face to face..May ur lips give them a better nest so that they can live there forever....Keep SmilingGM
Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy… When things go wrong don’t go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You.gd mrng!
We came in this world wid dfear of not knowing any1..ButWe will go frm this wrld with tears after knowing every1....AND That's called"LIFE".GM
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.
Measuring life by what others do for u may disappoint u. But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning 2 ur life...!! Gd day
"Mistakes increases ur experience and experience decreses ur mistakes.U learn from ur mistakes ;others learn from ur sucess.GM
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM