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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8795 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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All mornings are like Paintings, you need a little inspiration, to get going,a little smile to brighten up & aims from someone who cares to color your day… good morning…..Have a Nice Day..
v cannot choose 2 b born,v canot choose our parents,v cannot chose our history,but in a choiceless society,v can chose 2 live honorably or dishonorably,v can live courageously or in cowardice,v can liv with purpose or drift,but in the end,forming our destiny is what ambition is al about.GM
Close your eyes, Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat n say Its too early. Let me sleep again.GooD MorninG !
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks, white color 2 ur teeth, pink color 2 ur lips, silver color 2 ur eyes.. So smile & njoy all colors of life.G'Mrng!
SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
Success is going from one failure to another failure without loosing your enthusiasum............GD MRNG
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on ur Face”, “Love in ur Heart”, ” Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.
Silence in lips may avoid many problems and smile in lips may solve many problems. So always have a silent smile...
Shakespear said,Don't worry!bcoz if U're worried u get a wrinkle,So why dont u smile & get a dimple.Always smile & be happy.GD MRNG