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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8139 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
Hug d prsn u realy lUv & tel dem how much u Care 4 dem coz wen Dey r Gone,No Mater hw Loud u shout and cry dey wnt hear u anymore…..Good MRNG
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don’t carry your past with you. good morning.
New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience n nothing so hard to apply.. Good morning..