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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8259 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The BIGGEST PAIN in LIFE isto sit just beside a PERSON you LOVE a LOT and know the fact that the PERSON can never be urs in this LIFE TIME.gud mrng
Fact of Life:Everyone thinks that the TRUTH should be on their side, But nobody wants to be on the side of TRUTH..Gud mrng
Learn to write ur pains on the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.. Carve ur joys on stone where even rain cannot erase it.GD MRNG
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,Id Never B 2 Far…GD MRNG
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality! but d permanent defeat of life comes wen we surrender our dreams to reality. good morning
Lyf Has No Pause Button Dreams Have No Expiry Date Time Takes No Holiday Live Lyf Based On These Principles Think Well Live Simple & B Happy.GM
"Forgetting u" is a crime."Ignoring u" is a sin."Remembering u" is my pleasure."Thinking about u" is my habit,and "WISHING u is my DUTY...Gud MRNG
Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM
Success without honor is an unreasoned dish,it will satisfy your hunger,but it wont taste good.good morning