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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8755 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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THE MORE U WIL DELAY TO MAKE UR DECISION THE MORE U R MISSING OPPURTUNITY, ANYWAYS ITS UR WISH TO TEST US BUT ATLAST U MAY MISS THE BUS.GM
Be in TodayBelieve in TodayBehave in TodayBe alive in TodayBcozYesterday died for Today&Tomorrow takes birth from TodayGood Day
People who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim.gd mrng
Sweet and nicewith just a little spice!Humorous and funnyyet sweet like honey!Laid back and coolas precious as a jewel!I think you're so neatand your friendship is a treat!gooood morning
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
Everyday is specialif u THINK so,Evry moment is memorableif you FEEL so,Every1 is unique if u SEE so,Life is wonderful if u live so.GD MRNG
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
Truth of life:"U may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but remembr finally U have to live with the charactr, not with the beauty.."GD MRNG
Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING
Pyaari Si Subhah Pyaare Se Panchi Pyaarese kinare,pyaari se bunde pyaari si thandi havaai Eak pyaar se insaan ko pyaara sa din jaaye.
Wen v pray v don't c God.Bt v know He listens.Wen I Snd sms to U, I don't c U.But I know, U'll think of me wid a Sweet Smile..Gud Mg, Have A Nice Day
A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams ofa far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreamsof that. That"s life. We never realized d value of the thingunless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u.Gud Day