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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7978 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is only traveled
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
A good plan for
A good plan for today is better than a great plan for tommorow. Look backward with satisfaction and look forward with confidence..GMrng!
IF U EVER WANT
IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng
To be kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Often people need a patient heart that listens. No a brilliant mind that speaks.GD MRNG
To Meet N Depart Is
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
Life is like riding
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Gd mrng
Beautiful things happens
Beautiful things happens to beautiful People with Beautiful Hearts in Beautiful places. I pray this day add more Beauty to ur Beautiful Life… Good Morning
Life ends when
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
A New Morning
A New Morning a New Sun A New Day A New Smile Says To You Forget All The Worries All The Sorrow For Someone Who Wants To See You Always Happy GoOd MoRnInG ..
The inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng
NO & YES r short
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
A caring hand always
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG

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