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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8738 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Do not pray
Do not pray for easy lives.Pray to be stronger.Do not pray for task equal to ur powers.Pray for powers equal to your tasks.GOOD MORNING
If u fall, dnt see
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
Eyes are not
Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer.. because you are the one who can make people smile for years.good morning
A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Be a person full
Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy… When things go wrong don’t go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You.gd mrng!
When you don't
When you don't havfaith in urself,then u cannot havfaith in other's also.To cross a bridge,U have to trust Urlegs, & also the bridge.GM
May Ur Today
May Ur Today Be, All U Ever Hoped For & Fondly Bring Ur Way PEOPLE Who Touch Ur Life With Endless Joy & Make U Happy Always.GUD MRNG
No sound in
No sound in this world can be more louder than SILENCE n if some1 cannot understand ur silence,They can never understand your words !!GM
AAPKA" Pyar Hum
AAPKA" Pyar Hum Yunhi khone Nahi Denge, Khushiya Mile Apko Kabhi Rone Nahi Denge, Jab Hum Utth Gaye Hai Jaldi, To Apko bhi Sone Nahi Denge
Never search your
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng
V r like the Tea
V r like the Tea Bags...whose True Strength cums out whenput in Hot Water!Take careKeep smiling.Gud morning
Be a diode to remove
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng

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