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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8012 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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People who drink
People who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim.gd mrng
Treat everyone with
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning
A clay pot that
A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.
Let the most
Let the most butiful dream cum 2u 2nite, Let the sweetest person cum in ur dream 2nite, but don’t make it a habit bcoz I wont b able 2 cum daily.. Gud MRNG
Hai.. Get up.
Hai.. Get up.!Get up.!A beautful day is waiting 4uWalk with aims Run with confidencFly with ur Achivements.Soget up..! Good morning
5 Steps 2 A Lovely
5 Steps 2 A Lovely Mrng.Close Ur Eyes,Take A Deep Breath,Open Ur Arms Wide,Fel Ur Heart Beat&Say " It Is 2 Early,Let Me Sleep Again.G'Mrng
The Best Insurance
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
We Always Feel
We Always Feel that GOD Never comes on Time When We Call Him... But the Truth is ~ He is Always on Time But We are Always in Hurry!.good morning
The first Sunlight
The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!
One of the basic
One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
In Life, we have
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.

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