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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8420 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Only fEw truE
"Only fEw truE lOving hEarts can Easily idEntify sOmE littlE liEs in yOur smilE and sOmE mOrE truths in ur tEars!!"Gud Mrng
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
"Who helping u
"Who helping u,dont forget them""Who loving u,dont hate them""Who hoping u,dont cheat them"If u follow this rule,ur life wil b precious.--GM
U dont know
U dont know how high U can fly untill U give a real good try. Just do your best in each try. May b the sky will have to shift little higher.Hv a fantastic day.
People Laugh at
People Laugh at Me because They think I m Different.. And I Laugh on Them Because They all r Same...Thats Attitute...Its Ur Life....Live it.........gd mrng
Best End: FRI"END,
Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Follow two things
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Time is lik a
Time is lik a river U can't touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed wil never pass again Cherish every moment of ur life.. Good morning.
Learn 2Luv
Learn 2Luv d ppl who r willing2Luv u atpresent,4get d ppl d past & Thankthem 4hurting u which let u 2Love d people u hv right now.GM
What is the meaning
What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY

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