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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8489 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Smile is theLighting

Smile is theLighting systemof the Face.Cooling systemof Heart. Charging systemof Mind.Pain or pleasure, maintain a smileSo keep on smiling.Gud morning.

Hello, wakeup...

Hello, wakeup... Let sun learn frm ur eyes how to be cool... Let flowers learn frm your smile how to be fresh forever... Have a good day.....

A Grt Thought:

A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG

Everyone is good

Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations.... Gud morning

Patience with others

Patience with others is Love,Patience with self is Hope,Patience with God is Faith.Celebrate this beautiful day ! Good Morning

To Hav gud relations

To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM

Trusting in god

Trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier. Do not ask him 4 a lighter load but ask him 4 a stronger back bone..Gm

Wen v pray

Wen v pray v don't c God.Bt v know He listens.Wen I Snd sms to U, I don't c U.But I know, U'll think of me wid a Sweet Smile..Gud Mg, Have A Nice Day

Happiness keeps u

Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials make u strong. Sorrows keeps u human, Faith keeps u humble. Success keeps u growing, God keeps u going.."Good evng"

."EVERYBODY SEEMS

."EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE SPECIAL AT FIRST SIGHT BUT ONLY VERY FEW WILL REMAIN SPECIAL TO U TILL THE LASTSIGHT"GM

Hello Ji Gud Mrng

Hello Ji Gud Mrng Ji Aap Kaise Ho Ji Aap Theek Hona Ji Ok Ji Keep Msg Ji Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke Fir Milenge Ji Chalte Chalte Hav A Nice Day Ji

"Every PAinful SituAtion

"Every PAinful SituAtion is a Gift 4m God to make u Unique 4m others".So enjoy the PAins to become a Best in ur Life in front of others..GM

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