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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8899 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hi,Now I Am Coming To Meet U...In The Way Of Sun Light...In The Way Of Sweet Breeze...In The Way Of Good Wishes...Just To Say Good Morning..
LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.
Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!
Our friendship is like a flying kite.U r the color paper of kite.People see & appricate u.I am the thread, invisible to people but always with U.Gud morning
If U Feel Litle Bored,lil Sick,lil Sad or Lost,U Knw Wats Wrng?U R Sufrig 4rm Lack Of Vitamin"ME".So always Stay In Tuch Wid Me.Good Morng.
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
Your journey will be much lighter and easier if you don’t carry your past with you. good morning.
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
Never leave a true relation 4 few faults.. think just once nobody is perfect nobody is correct & at d end affection is always greater than perfection!
Dont Go d Way Life TakesU.Take Life d Way U Want to Go.Just b urself,dnt compromise always,Remembr U r Born to Rule not to be Ruled. B a 'WARRIOR in lyf..gm
"Write ur sad times on sand n Good times on stone. "Think about this,n live ur life".gd mrng