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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7994 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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It's always good to
It's always good to compromise only when,the other side understands ur feelings.but its not good to bend so much that u loose ur existence.GM
IF u love any
IF u love any one truely but still u dint Get his love never take to mind,BE happy that atleast,once in a life time uFell in true love.gud mrng
Sucess without a
Sucess without a positive attiude is called LUCK but sucess with a positive attitude is called ACHIEVEMENT. Gud mrng
"World is not A
"World is not A pArking plAce"It is A RAcing trAck..Yuv Just Keep on moving..No mAtter When & Where to stArt but reAch ur GoAl & MAke a New Record!GM
No one in this
No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach! GOOD MORNING
arrow can be
arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging u back with difficulties it means that it going to launch u into victory
sometimes ur luck
sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.gd mrng
Education Gives
Education Gives Quality Of Life..Money Givs Quality Of Respect..Sangathi Givs Quality Of Love..But,Friendship Givs Quality Of Heart.G/M
Sometimes, the best
Sometimes, the best way to find what you're looking for is to stop looking for it. The answers are usually within us and the harder we try to look ahead, the further we get from what's right in front of us.gd mrng
Who help U,
Who help U, Don’t forget them! -Who like U, Don’t hate them! -Who has hope on U, Don’t leave them! -Who trust U, Don’t cheat them!GM
Being deeply lovd
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng

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