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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8486 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I Don 't Know The
I Don 't Know The Key To Success ,But The Key To FAilure Is Trying To PleAse Everybody.LeAve the HesitAtion Live the Life With Freedom..GM
New day, new
New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.
A early mor msg
A early mor msg doesnt mean that i m disturbin u.. It means u r d best & best person abt whom i m thinkin b4 openin my eyes. G'morng.
Hai.. Get up.
Hai.. Get up.!Get up.!A beautful day is waiting 4uWalk with aims Run with confidencFly with ur Achivements.Soget up..! Good morning
You r my sweet
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
"The happiest people
"The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,but those who find happiness in problems and learn to live with things
With petals of
With petals of roses,palm full of holly water,light of full sun,fragrance of flower and grass with dew.i wish u a very special good morning.
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,ButGives More Light.So Always SmileandProve dat U r the Best Tube Light…GD MRNG
God is 2 wise
God is 2 wise that he created friends without "Price Tags" B'coz if he did, i can't afford such expensive friend like "U" Take care. & hav gud dy
A man is not finished.
A man is not finished... when he is defeated. He is finished when he QUITS. So never QUIT because winners never quit and quitters never Win.G'Mrng!
Never get Tired
Never get Tired of Doing Little Things for others Becoz sometimes those little things occupy the Biggest part in their Heart..GM
People don’t change
People don’t change when U tell them better option They change only when they realise therz NO other option..GD MRNG

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