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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8015 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Good morning n

Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day

Thought for a lifetime

Thought for a lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.... Good Morning .

lovely message 4

lovely message 4 lovely person from lovely friend 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style ... gd-mrng…

Friends r like crayonsthey

Friends r like crayonsthey colour our livesi may not b ur favourite colorbt hope u ll need me sumwhr to complete ur picture..!G'mrng

Zindagime dukh

Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM

Loving,knowing that

Loving,knowing that u r going to get hurt is like living knowing that u r going to die. But not loving so u don't get hurt is like killing urself before u die.GM

Garden ful of

Garden ful of flowers flower ful of honey Honey ful of sweet sweet ful of taste But my HEARTFul of you & your FRIENDSHIP......$ Gud morning..

Wen it rains

Wen it rains all birds occupy sm shelter.Xpt EAGLE.Its only bird dat avoids rain by flyng abve clouds.Problem is comon 2all bt attitude mkes difference. God Mg

What is the meaning

What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY

AAPKA" Pyar Hum

AAPKA" Pyar Hum Yunhi khone Nahi Denge, Khushiya Mile Apko Kabhi Rone Nahi Denge, Jab Hum Utth Gaye Hai Jaldi, To Apko bhi Sone Nahi Denge

U look Sweet

U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.

U R a frend with

U R a frend with a heart of gold..how much u mean 2 me can never be told..U R some1 so sweet n true.. 1 in a million n thats only YOU!Good morning.

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