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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8886 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Losing d person

Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....Gud Mrng

Don't place UR

Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM

A ray of light,

A ray of light, a ray of hope.A brand new day, know u could cope.When the day is done, look back & see,how the good sun has touched you & me.Gud mrng!

Ever Seen a bAby

Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM

What A beautiful

What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.

"Dreams" are very

"Dreams" are very important part of reality. "Dreams" has no limits of imagination.So i wish all ur "gud dreams"

"never think more

"never think more about past - it bring tears.." "Dont think more about future - it brings fear..""Live this second -it brings cheers."

Wining horse dsnt

Wining horse dsnt know why it runs in race it runs bcoz of hits & pains life is a race God is ur rider So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win d race!gd mrng

I just love when

I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

2 Best Sentences

2 Best Sentences Which Impressed me:1."LAugh so hArd thAt Even Sorrow Smiles At You"2."Live Life so Well thAt Even deAth Loves to see you Live" !!GMRNG

"I am" is d shortest

"I am" is d shortest sentence in d English language.Cld it be that "I Do" is d longest sentence-The best way out of a difficulty is through it.GM

May I come into

May I come into ur world?I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & love to keep u smiling..GM

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