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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8336 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Takdir k khel se Nirash nahi Hote,Jindgi me kabhi Udas nahi hote,Hatho ki lakiro Pe yakin mat Kar,Takdir to unki Bhi hoti he jinke Hath nhi hote.GD MRNG
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng
Heartlly welcome 2 cool mrng. Happy welcome 2 fresh mrng. Great welcome 2 new mrng. Lovelly welcome 2 nice mrng.. I wish u Gud mrng & have a successful day
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
Pls open ur swt eyes!Pls wake frm ur soft bed!Pls fresh ur beautful face! Pls open ur heart & remembr ur swt frnd !Gud mrng
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around .gd mrng
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM
If every rain drops would b1of ur smile, i wish that it rains heavily through out. So that there is no space for tears in ur life. B hapy always..Gd MRNG
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!