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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8437 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Weekly 1 Day Holiday,Monthly 1 Day Salary Day,Yearly 1 Day Birthday,Lifely 1 Day Death Day,But Sharing Ur Frindship is Every Day.G'Mrng!
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.
Measuring life by what others do for u may disappoint u. But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning 2 ur life...!! Gd day
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
When Kids learn to walk, they keep falling; but to them its not failing, its learning.So there's nothing called failure. Evrythng is a Lesson.GooD MorninG
Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands.Your work can make luck But Luck cant make your work.So always trust yorself than yr luck......gm
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
Sometimes A hurt is needed 2mAke u GrowFAilure is needed 2mAke u GrowLoss is needed 2mAke u GainBcoz Some lessons r best wen leArnt thru pAin..GM
Life is funny and twisted, Some time U laugh, Sometime U Cry, But as long as I'm with you, I'll always be on Ur Lips As a smile rather than a tear in Ur eyes.GD MRNG
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM
Life's probs wouldntbe called hurdles ifthr wasnt way2getover thm Obstacles r those frightful things u see whn u take ur eyes off ur goal.GM