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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8913 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If People around U
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
Not all angels
Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you “HELLO” and wishing you to be safe all the time
The Two of
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Hot tea with my
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, And lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING sms.....Have a nice day!
IT'S TRUE THAT
IT'S TRUE THAT WE DON'T REALISE WAT WE'VE GOT UNTIL WE LOSE IT, BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE TAT WE DONT KNOW WAT WE'VE BEEN MISSIN UNTIL IT ARRIVES..
If dreams werent
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!.GD mrng
Simple Bye makes
Simple Bye makes us cry Simple joke makes us Laugh Simple care makes us fall in Luv & Touch makes us feel best Bt my msg makes u smile!GM
"Be big enough
"Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
Aapka muskurana
Aapka muskurana roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhi ROSE ho. 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho.gd mrng
Cute and true lines.
Cute and true lines.. "Never choose a person without understanding and never lose a person after understanding..."gud mrng
When You Speak
When You Speak From Your HeartAnd Say The Words Your Soul Has OnlyDared To Whisper,That's When Miracles Happen !!So, Believe In YourselfGood Morning

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