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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8591 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Loveless life is

Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning

Which is the longest

Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.

Receive my simple

Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity,Tied with care & Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe whole day!GOOD MORNING…

Gulshan me bhanwron

Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng

Every morning, leave

Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!

Never search happiness

Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng

If d Path is

If d Path is Beautiful ask wher it leads...But if the destination is beautiful dont ask hw is the path.Let us find our goal & keep walking....Gud Mrng

I still remmbr d

I still remmbr d day I send a sms 2 U sayin"sender is Cool & reader is Fool"u Got Angry & replied"sender is Fool & reader is Cool"u r a Genius.GM

Here's 2day's

Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING

Happy I DAY"

Happy I DAY"Happiness Always Looks Small When We Hold It In Our Hands.But When We Learn To Share It,We Realize How Big And Precious ItIs.

If you learn only

If you learn only methods you'll be tied to your methods,But,if you learn principles,you can device your own methods.. hv a nice day.

:Every new day

:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning

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