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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8320 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.gd mrng
Dont waste time 4 nwanted things,thoughts etc.Take time 4 better ones.It will lead u 2 success.'TIME IS PRECIOUS,LIFE IS SHORT'Be always happy..gud mrng
Dont worry for the delay in ur success compared 2 others bcoz construction of pyramid takes 2 much time thn an ordinary building....GudMrng!
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, And lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING sms.....Have a nice day!
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.GM
Patience with friends is love, Patience with others is respect. Patience with self is confidence & Patience with God is faith.GM.
Never be sad 4missing whatever u expectd!But, be happy 4 dat! Bcoz god has planned 2 giv anothr 1,better dan u expected!.GM
an honest smiled from a smiling heart crossing miles, has just reached ur inbox, wishing u a day full of happiness n relaxation.have a great day
We Always Feel that GOD Never comes on Time When We Call Him... But the Truth is ~ He is Always on Time But We are Always in Hurry!.good morning
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.GM
There is a great difference between worry and concern.A worried person sees a problem, anda concerned person solves a problem....,*Good Morning*