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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8740 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Best Friends r like beautiful street lamps...They may not make the distance shorter,but they light up your path & make the journey easier..Good morning..
Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM
Pyari si sweet'ssi neend ke bad, raat ke kuch lamho ke bad,subahe ke kuch naye sapano ke saat, duniya me kuch apano ke saat, aapko pyara-sa shubprabat.
Be Soft & Cool like Water.,So U can adjust anywhere in Life..Be Tough & Attractive like diamond.,So no one can play with ur emotions..GD MRNG
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
When time comes 4 u to give ur hearts to someone, make sure u select someone who wil nevr breaks ur heart, bcoz broken hearts has never spare parts…Gd MRNG
The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Lyf Has No Pause Button Dreams Have No Expiry Date Time Takes No Holiday Live Lyf Based On These Principles Think Well Live Simple & B Happy.GM