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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8847 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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God gives us a loving spirit so we can be better persons; not just gifted with a mind that understands but with a heart that truly cares. Good morning!
Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can’t teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.
Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
When you fight, fight like a lion. If you get hurt, fight like a wounded lion. The only losers in this world are the quitters." G M
Youth, in age, is temporary but youth in attitude, is permanent. How do you want to live your life? Choice is yours." Good Morning
Sky is golden when sun is rising. Ocean is silver when moon is shining. The day is pleasant when U R smiling... "KEEP SMILING" Have a nice day .GOOD DAY.
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up .GD MRNG
Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng