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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8213 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When I met my
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
Most relationships fail
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG
Gud AM tym
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
Being a gud person
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
Therere is no special
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day
Weekly 1 Day
Weekly 1 Day Holiday,Monthly 1 Day Salary Day,Yearly 1 Day Birthday,Lifely 1 Day Death Day,But Sharing Ur Frindship is Every Day.G'Mrng!
Don't keep ur
Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
'In a hot day,
'In a hot day, when I look 4 a place to hide,I can't find any place cooler than ur heart. So pls don't push me out! Good Morning!
"Opinion Are like hAnd
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM
fresh morning fresh
fresh morning fresh day fresh smile fresh faces fresh lifebut still the same good old love..,wish u have a refreshing day..Good Morning
"We love ourself
"We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"GM
People Laugh at
People Laugh at Me because They think I m Different.. And I Laugh on Them Because They all r Same...Thats Attitute...Its Ur Life....Live it.........gd mrng

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