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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8550 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested what you have done...Sweet Morning.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Dntgo4luks they can deceive Dntgo4wealth in end it fadesaway Go4sum1 who makes u smile bcoz ittakes onlysmile 2make dark day bright GM
Your worst days r never so bad, that u're beyond the reach of God's grace. And ur best days r never so good, that u're beyond the need of God's grace.gd mrng
Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera. Oye utho yaar
Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands ... But when you learn to share it , you will realize how big and precious it is!! Gd mrng
U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.gd mrng
A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM
Life is Beautiful One Day One Hour One Min…It's not come Again plz Avoid Avoid Angry plz Speak Lovely to Any PersonSpread ur Smile..Gud morning--
I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often." Good Morning
Nobody wil ever remember how u luk,how u Speak, wat u did or anythng else.But d only thing they wud remember is how U made them feel.G'Mrng
Every Day may not Be Good, But there's Always Something Good In Every Day.