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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8611 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hapines cant b
Hapines cant b traveled 2 ownedearnedor consumedits d spiritual xprience of living evry sec wid luv grace & gratitudehv hapy days alwayzGud morning...--
Gud relationship is
Gud relationship is like a tree It demands attention & care in d beginning But once blossoms,provides shade & protectingwhole life GM
I am not afraid of
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
understand hw beautifully
understand hw beautifully god keeps adding one more day AT a tym in ur lyf. Not coz u need it.. Bt coz sum1 else needs u everyday!!GD MRNG
Neveever Get Tired
Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng
people are not
people are not beautiful as they look as they walk as they wear,people are Beautiful as they love ,as they care and as they share.good morning
thought 4 a lifetme
thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
Life will be pleasant
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
LIVING IN D
LIVING IN D FAVORABLE AND NON FAVORABLE SITUATION ISAPART OF LIVING BUT SMILING IN ALL THOSE SITUATIONS IS CALLEDªRT OF LIVING SO SMILE ALWAYZ.GM
Pretty Inspiring "
Pretty Inspiring "Crying Alone Is Really Better Than Laughing With The People Who Hate YouBut Act Like Loving You"..!Gud Mrng
"SEVEN"is great
"SEVEN"is great number.Bcoz seven colrs make "RAINBOW"Seven swara makes"MUSIC"Seven day make a "WEEK"&seven spellings make"FRIENDS".GD MRNG
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM

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