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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8142 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is Not a Rehearsal.
Life is Not a Rehearsal. Each Day is a New Show. No Repeat, No Rewind. So Give Ur BEST Shot in all Ur Worthy Acts as the Show Must Go On.. Gud mrng
GO HERE ! GO
GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT “TAKE CARE”
When Kids learn
When Kids learn to walk, they keep falling; but to them its not failing, its learning.So there's nothing called failure. Evrythng is a Lesson.GooD MorninG
Laughing faces don't
Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng
The happiest of
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything...they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...gd mrng
LOOK…the
LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.
Best Msg:Worlds
Best Msg:Worlds most beautiful things happen 2 worlds most beautiful ppl but perhaps beuty doesn't lie on face, It lies in realm of hearts!GM
Everyone wants to
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights upyour life . But I would rather be your moon, so I can shine on you daily during your darkest hour when your sun is not around.GOOD MORNING
The sweet smell
The sweet smell of fragrance mrng going to blow in guidance of rising sun on the path of time to give the best start of ur day.so i wish u a good day
Gold rate keeps
Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning
An ideal day
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
Ek Khoobsurti Ek
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning

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