Doctor implants

Doctor implants
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8787 views       Greeting > Good Morning

more Good Morning SMS Messages

Jindagi itni mushkil bi mat samjo ki usme jina hi mushkil ho jaye. HAPPY EVER CRY NEVER.GD MRNG
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
I still remmbr d day I send a sms 2 U sayin"sender is Cool & reader is Fool"u Got Angry & replied"sender is Fool & reader is Cool"u r a Genius.GM
Success is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome while achieving success..Gudmrng
A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG
Have An Icy Morning,Wid Buttering Msgs,Mochocolaty Calls,Creamy Thoughts,Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys,Have A Sweet Day.Gud Morning.
Changes in life r good, but see that ur changes dont take u far awy frm the people,who like & care 4 u.GM
If U want to enjoy,alwys think today is the 1st day,But if U wnt to achieve sumthing alwys think today is the last day....Good m'ing
SMILE is a Source to Win a Heart..SMILE is a Name of Lovely Mood..SMiLE Creates Greatness in Personality!So KEEP SMILING.GM