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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8178 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Gud MY WISHES
Gud MY WISHES FOR YOU : GREAT START 4 MONDAY, NO OBSTACLES 4 TUESDAY, NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY, TAKE CARE 4 THURSDAY, ENJOY 4 FRIDAY, SMILE 4 SATURDAY, NO STRESS 4 SUNDAY, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY
If u fall, dnt see
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
The tragedy of life
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
LIFE MeansL: LoveI:
LIFE MeansL: LoveI: IncidentsF: FriendsE: EmotionsIf F miss in lifeden LIFE Becomes "LIE"So Don't 4get "Friends"Goooooooooodmorning
Here's 2day's
Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING
GOD is like a
GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG
A nice Thought read
A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it." .gud morning
Wat is easy
Wat is easy & difficult in life? Easy is to judge d mistakes of others.. Difficult is to recognise & accept our own mistakes.GM
What is the meaning
What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms…GD DAY
The Best Insurance
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
The rain makes
The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning
To Hav gud relations
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM

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