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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8583 views Greeting > Good Morning

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One of the basic

One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg

Kindness in words

Kindness in words creates confidence,Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,Kindness in giving creates love...Gud Mrng!

Evrything in life

Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful

One song can

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM

GOD is always playing

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....

thought 4 a lifetme

thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG

Here's 2day's

Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING

GOD is like a

GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG

LYF is a Rope

LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.

Feel D pleasure

Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.

Savere savere ho

Savere savere ho Khushiyo Ka mela,na logo Ki parvah na duniya Ka jamela.pan6io Ka sangit ho or mausam albela.MubaraK ho AapKo ye Khubsurat Savera.Gm

Sendin GOOD MORNING

Sendin GOOD MORNING daily is not jus a formality.Its d art of saying dat i remember U daily.I wont say"Hav a nice day",rather i wud say"Make it a nice day"!!

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