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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8248 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I luv the people
I luv the people like u who luv others like me & make others like me to luv others like u. Think again there is a wonderful meaning… Take Care.GD MRNG
The Pessimist sees
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty… The optimist sees it half full… And the realist JUST ADDS WHISK good morning.
Obstacles are
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
Being perfect doesnt
Being perfect doesnt mean dat everythng is perfect .It means dat u hv decided 2 look beyond imperfections. Have a gr8 day
H__m is not
H__m is not complete without "u" and Lo__e without "v" So the equation is 4 Hum "u" are must and 4 Love "v" are must. Good morning Have a nice day
Lovely thought...
Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng
,"I m Not In Competition
,"I m Not In Competition With Anybody But Myself. My Goal is To Beat My Last PerformAnce" GM
Express urslf such
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
True bonding is nt
True bonding is nt measured by the time spent together or the favour dne for each other,bt 4 th comfort u find whn u realize u hv each other.Gmrng
Smile! It will make
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud mrng
Never search happiness
Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng
When God solves
When God solves your problems u hav faith in his abilities, wen he doesn't solve ur problems he has faith in your abilities!!! Good morning....!...

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