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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8929 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A person who loves
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng
To achieve the
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Bahar aati hai
Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se
Hapines cant b
Hapines cant b traveled 2 ownedearnedor consumedits d spiritual xprience of living evry sec wid luv grace & gratitudehv hapy days alwayzGud morning...--
Morning is God’s
Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.!
When a sms
When a sms is sent from a distance u cant see the face, u cant see the smile but u can sense the care that truly comes from my heart. good morning
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality! but d permanent defeat of life comes wen we surrender our dreams to reality. good morning
'Pls give me
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
To Hav gud relations
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM
Whn V Wr Kids,
Whn V Wr Kids,V Cudnt Wait2Grow Up Now GrownUp & Realise Tht Wounded Knees & Broken Toys Wr Better Thn Wounded Emotions & Broken Hearts.GM
Man's Rise or Fall
Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…

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