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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8791 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer.. because you are the one who can make people smile for years.good morning
We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we will get what we love or love what we have. That"s Life...Good Morning"
" Life is like a flowing river of opportunities "Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or spoon.Good Morning.
Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Bkz I Can Send A Great Big Morning Sms To My Bestest Friend. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day.. . .
Don't luk 4 a Gud face, it wil turn old 1day.Don't luk 4 a Gud skin,it wil wrinkle 1day.But,luk 4 a Gud heart that wil remember u Everyday..GM
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Worlds best saying by Henry Ford- "Progress is not made by early risers or hard workers, but by lazy people, who find easier ways to do the difficult things".GM
Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM
When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.GD MRNG
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
"Thought of the dAy"Effort is importAnt...But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference…GM