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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8010 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never let go of a dream until you are ready to wake up and make it happen. Trials in life are not to make us fail but to see how far we can conquer.
In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.
Time is lik a river U can't touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed wil never pass again Cherish every moment of ur life.. Good morning.
Success will NEVER lower it's standard to accommodate us.We HAVE TO raise our standard to achieve it "FOR EVERY BIRD, GOD PROVIDES FOOD BUT NOT IN ITS NEST!GM
People who give importance to their happiness make other peoples unhappy from themselves. Good Morning
A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG
! You don't text often. You don't text much. It makes me feel sad coz we're out of touch. The message is clear. There's someone I really miss and it's you my dear! Good morning
How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.
Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
Lyf Has No Pause Button Dreams Have No Expiry Date Time Takes No Holiday Live Lyf Based On These Principles Think Well Live Simple & B Happy.GM
"Desire is never satisfied by the enjoyment of the objects of desire. It grows from more and more, as does the fire to which fuel is added."Good morning--