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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8456 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
Sucess without a positive attiude is called LUCK but sucess with a positive attitude is called ACHIEVEMENT. Gud mrng
A man is not finished... when he is defeated. He is finished when he QUITS. So never QUIT because winners never quit and quitters never Win.G'Mrng!
Sometimes A hurt is needed 2mAke u GrowFAilure is needed 2mAke u GrowLoss is needed 2mAke u GainBcoz Some lessons r best wen leArnt thru pAin..GM
Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM
sum1 asked me to discribe u in a sentence. . . i said "individual that makes place in others heart without even knocking at it" G.M.
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day Good Morning! Have a nice day!
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. Good Morning !
A Honest Smile from a Smiling Heart crossing many kilometres has just reached Ur INBOX!!Wishing Ua life full of SMILES..GM
"AH" k "PHOOL" khil gaye"PANCHI" apne "SAFAR" pe udd gaye"SURAJ" aate hi "TAARE" b chup gaye KYA aap "MITHI NEEND" se utth gaye.good morning.
Alwys b d reson of sum1nc hpins,nvr b jst a prt of it.B a prt of sum1nc sadns nvr b d reson 4 it..GM