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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8548 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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In life opportunities will never lost,somebody will take it when u miss them.."If u think u can, u can.But if u think u can't u r right"...GUd Mrng
You can Eat & Drink Together,Talk & Laugh Together,But you Are Only Real Friends When You Also Cried Together.GudMrng. Gud Day.
"The Heart suffers a lot, not because of "VIOLENCE" of other people, But Bcoz of "SILENCE" of Dear ones. So dont be SILENT. Gud MRNG
Nthing hapns witout a reason! "A persn who has com into ur life has com either to teach U sUmthing r to learn sUmthing frm U!GM
Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng
Lord, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing, help me remember that Your love is always greater than my disappointments and Your plans for my life is always better than my dreams.
Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
A heartbreak is not always loud as a bomb blast,it may b as quiet as a feather fallin & most painful thing is nobody hear it.GM
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
A famous saying by Buddha on AngeR U will not be punished for ur anger. U will b punished by ur anger. So stay cool all times.GM
Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG