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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8488 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara. Good Morning...
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong lasting"E"ffectwhich Wins the hearts.Yes.. It is your SWEET SMILE." So Keep Smiling.GM
To achieve the marvellous , It is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought ....Gud MRNG
Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Good m6ning.
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
Anything in life happens 4 a reason n everythin tht happens is only 4 d good.Trust in these words u will start lovin evrythngood morning
Sun cant come2 earth but send love as rays.Cloud cant come 2 river but send love as rain.I cant come 2 U but can send my care as msg to "U".gd mrng
"To Have good relations wth all,we should keep our nature lik a Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White"
pray 4 yr life that u truly deserve. A life as gud as yr heart. A life as bright as yr smile. And life as wonderful as you are.GM