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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8799 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be in TodayBelieve
Be in TodayBelieve in TodayBehave in TodayBe alive in TodayBcozYesterday died for Today&Tomorrow takes birth from TodayGood Day
May ur salty
May ur salty days b peppered wid SPICY LOV, May u bask in LEMON SUNSHINE, play on STRAWBERRY FIELD, under a VANILLA SKY...in short hav a YUMMY DAY !!
"Happiness will never
"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have." Enjoy every bitBe happy and make others happy..Gud mrng
So simple it is
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!
"Who helping u
"Who helping u,dont forget them""Who loving u,dont hate them""Who hoping u,dont cheat them"If u follow this rule,ur life wil b precious.--GM
life......a
life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE.gd mrng
Weekly 1 Day
Weekly 1 Day Holiday,Monthly 1 Day Salary Day,Yearly 1 Day Birthday,Lifely 1 Day Death Day,But Sharing Ur Frindship is Every Day.G'Mrng!
We may not
We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning
Winnrs recognise der
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
Pyari si sweet'ssi
Pyari si sweet'ssi neend ke bad, raat ke kuch lamho ke bad,subahe ke kuch naye sapano ke saat, duniya me kuch apano ke saat, aapko pyara-sa shubprabat.
U're on top
U're on top of some situation & it may come as a shock 2 othrs. That doesnt mean u can just coast - Build on ur success! Gud morning

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