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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8909 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Progress has little
Progress has little to do with the speed,Butmuch todo withdirection.So alwaysconcentrateon your direction,Not on the speed.G'Mrng!
5 Steps 2 A Lovely
5 Steps 2 A Lovely Mrng.Close Ur Eyes,Take A Deep Breath,Open Ur Arms Wide,Fel Ur Heart Beat&Say " It Is 2 Early,Let Me Sleep Again.G'Mrng
There is no such
There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
Beautiful Photos R
Beautiful Photos R Developed By Negatives In A Darkroom, So If U See Darkness In Ur Life Believe That GoD Is Making A Beautiful Future 4 U.
Morning is God’s
Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.!
A frnd like U is
A frnd like U is a sweet gift, an emotional lift,a heart healer,a mood chiller,a gem so rare,a happy mate..& offcourse for me a lucky fate! Gd morng!
Do U Know Y Car's
Do U Know Y Car's Front Glass Is Large & D Rear View Mirror Is Small?Bcz Future Is more Imprtnt Than Past,Look Ahead Wid Bigger View & MoveOn.GM
"One of d reasons
"One of d reasons y ppl hold on to memories so tight, is bcoz memories r d only thing tat dont change wen everyone else does"Good morning..
Feeling Tense?Think
Feeling Tense?Think MeFeeling Sad?Call MeFeeling Lonly?C MeFeeling Sleepy?DreAm of MeMy NAme is.SELF CONFIDENCE never lose me.GM
Time is lik a
Time is lik a river U can't touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed wil never pass again Cherish every moment of ur life.. Good morning.
The tragedy of life
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
"SEVEN"is great
"SEVEN"is great number.Bcoz seven colrs make "RAINBOW"Seven swara makes"MUSIC"Seven day make a "WEEK"&seven spellings make"FRIENDS".GD MRNG

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