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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8457 views Greeting > Good Morning

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There r no secrets

There r no secrets to success.It is the result of preparation, hard work n learning frm failure.-He, who moves not forward, goes backward. a cool mrng

AtTiTuDe RuLeS

AtTiTuDe RuLeS There are Only2 people who cn Tell U d Truth About Urself,A Friend who has Lost his Temper & an Enemy Who starts Loving you.GD MRNG

To win someone's

To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM

Our life begins

Our life begins with our cry, Our life ends with other's cry. Try to utilize this gap n laugh as much as possible between these cries.

Feeling r created

Feeling r created by heart n feeling r controlled by mind so give importance to mind not to heart. Bcoz Al difficulties comes frm feelings.GM

understand hw beautifully

understand hw beautifully god keeps adding one more day AT a tym in ur lyf. Not coz u need it.. Bt coz sum1 else needs u everyday!!GD MRNG

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM

Happy I DAY"

Happy I DAY"Happiness Always Looks Small When We Hold It In Our Hands.But When We Learn To Share It,We Realize How Big And Precious ItIs.

Phool khilte hai

Phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,Baharon ka sama hota hai aapke aane se.Zyada mat sona, Kyoki har SUBAH hoti hai AAPKE muskurane se.GOOD MORNING..

Everybody says"Mistake

Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng

A 'Best Friend'

A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG

A person who is

A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM

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