Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Life is cricket, Dont lose ur wicket,Try 2 get century,Never 4get ur boundry,Even if u r run out, Never become mood out,BeCOZ GOD Is 3rd umpire.good morning
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
whenever i want to see u,i"ll just close my eyes,if god decides to take u away from methen i"ll ask god to close my eyes forever...Good morning. Good day
