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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8670 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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4 a relation
4 a relation to work u need 2: Care bout each other. Respect each others needs. Communicate wid each other. B truthful wid each other on all things big & small. Commitment 2 each other & ur relationship.GD MRNG
The amazing truth
The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG
So simple it is
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!
We r not too
We r not too close in distance.We r not too near in miles.But text can still touch our heartsandthoughts can bring us smiles.GM
Obstacles are
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
In The Past Nobody
In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.
Dont Complain
Dont Complain !Because 50% of People Don't Care if you have got a Problem &the Other 50% are Happy that you Have Got a Problem So Enjoy.GM
Whenevr dere is
Whenevr dere is gain do nt get excied or loss do nt afraid bcoz both situation will nt be 4ever.So enjoy life with gud thoughts & things. GM
PLeasure In Ur
PLeasure In Ur Heart;Warmth InUr Soul;Success InUr Life;SmiLe On Ur Face;Fragrance Of Love InUr Home;May These Be Ur's ForEver:GooD MorninG.
Care is the sweetest
Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.
Above the dark
Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning!
Face Challenges Confidently
Face Challenges Confidently Thinking:"IF I CAN'T, WHO CAN".But After WINNING Be Humble Enough To Say: "IF I CAN,WHO CAN'T"Good Morning>

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