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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8715 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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O moon -go
O moon -go slowly.O beauty birds -dnt make noice.O breez -b slowly.O my heart -beat silently.Bcoz my dear frnd is opening d eyesG'Mrng!
Memories are always
Memories are always special. Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried. And we cry by remembering the days we laughed. Thats life..Good Morning
Beautiful lines"
Beautiful lines"Worrying doesn't reduce yesterdays sorrows, but it empties todays strength". So DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY..Good day!
This is a chocolate
This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.
THE MORE U
THE MORE U WIL DELAY TO MAKE UR DECISION THE MORE U R MISSING OPPURTUNITY, ANYWAYS ITS UR WISH TO TEST US BUT ATLAST U MAY MISS THE BUS.GM
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
Prblm is jus d
Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng
"Wen u hav money
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)
Morning does not
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God’s way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING
Success Mantra:
Success Mantra: Watch your THOUGHTS when you are ALONEAndWatch your WORDS when you are in a CROWD...Happy Morning
Life teaches
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng

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