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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8895 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A Blind Person
A Blind Person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be any thing worse than losing you Sight ?" He replied: "Yes, losing your VISION ......gd mrng
'Pls give me
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
Do not save your
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead,Do not write them on their tombstones,speak them rather now instead.gd mrng
Ek Khoobsurti Ek
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning
Good morning n
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
If yesterday didnt
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!!
View A Negative
View A Negative Experience In Ur Life Like How U Look At A Photo Negative.A Single Negatv Can Creat An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.G'mng.
Wen u run so fast 2get
Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM
The heart of
The heart of a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of wiseman is in the heart,so listen to your heart and then speak!Be tough in action not in speech.GD MRNG
A Short And Cute
A Short And Cute Proverb:You hAve to leArn Lessons Also from others mistAkes becAuse you wil not get time to do All mistAkes on your own..!!GM
A Child Laughs
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM
When I breath
When I breath, I don’t see air but I knw it's around me!Wen I send a sms, I don’t see U. Bt I hope u think of me wth a smile!GM

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