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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8554 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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It takes several
It takes several yrs for a seed to become a tree.A flower takes months to blossom.So hav patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.GM
May The Sun
May The Sun Shine All Day Long, Everything Go Right And Nothing Wrong. May Those You Love Bring Love Back To You, And May All The Wishes You Wish Come True !!
Try holding a
Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none. The same is true in life. You can't have everything.gd mrng
Life is full of beautiful
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng
Life is so short.
Life is so short.So break rules,Forgive quickly,Believe slowly,love truly,Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile..!gud mrg.
No one is rich enough to
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
Laugh like you
Laugh like you have never cried, play like you have never lost, love like you have never been hurt & live like there is no tomorrow.gd mrng
Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
The sun has once brought
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
4 a relation
4 a relation to work u need 2: Care bout each other. Respect each others needs. Communicate wid each other. B truthful wid each other on all things big & small. Commitment 2 each other & ur relationship.GD MRNG
Its Not Important
Its Not Important 2 Hold All D Gud Cards In Life..But Its Important How Gud u Play With D Cards Which U Hold.GM
I woke up 2day
I woke up 2day "smiling" as i remember i hve a best friend like u & i hope many yrs frm now, i would still wake up smiling 4 d same good reason. :

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