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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8873 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life will be pleasant
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
A good way to
A good way to change someones attitude, is to change ur own. bcuz d same sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too.. gd mrng
Feelings are created
Feelings are created by heart and feelings are controlled by mind. So give importance 2mind nt 2heart because all difficulties comes from feelings.GD MRNG
May I come into
May I come into ur world?I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & love to keep u smiling..GM
Morning does not
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God’s way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING
Good heart &
Good heart & good nature are two different things.Gud heart can win many relationshps but gud nature can sustain life long relationshp.
Life can b hard,
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
The sun has once brought
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
An excellent saying..
An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning…
Heartlly welcome 2
Heartlly welcome 2 cool mrng. Happy welcome 2 fresh mrng. Great welcome 2 new mrng. Lovelly welcome 2 nice mrng.. I wish u Gud mrng & have a successful day
Life is Beautiful
Life is Beautiful One Day One Hour One Min…It's not come Again plz Avoid Avoid Angry plz Speak Lovely to Any PersonSpread ur Smile..Gud morning--
"Wen u hav money
"Wen u hav money in hand,oly u forget who u r.Bt wen u do nt hav any money in hand,d whole world forgets who u r"Its life.. Good morning:-)

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