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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8669 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Nothing happens without a reason...A person who has come into your life has come either to teach u something or to learn something from U..Gud Mrng!
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
If ur Eyes r SweetU Wud Lik All The People Of The WorldBut If ur Tongue Is Sweet ...All The People Of The World Will Like U.G'Mrng
There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!
Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG
Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng
if you get less messages from me… never think that I don’t care for you but I am in search of the right message for the best fnd like u GD MRNG
"If u trust sum1,trust till the end;whAtevr d results may be"in the end either u will hAve a very good frnd or a very good lesson.!Think Abt it.!GM
The Best Insurance for tomorrow is a job well done Today.Its better to do small thing well than doing many things poorly. Good Morning.
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
There is no road in the world that goes to 'Happiness'... But 'Happiness' itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world...!!!G'Mrng.
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG