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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8310 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM
Upper & lower case letters r named 'upper' & 'lower', cause in d time whn all original print had 2 b set in individual ltrs, d 'upper case' ltrs were stored in d case on top of d case tht stored smaller, 'lower case' ltrs.GD MRNG
A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile
Jo rahte hai dil me wo juda nai hote,kuch ahsas lafjo me bayan nai hote,ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,wo itne acche he kabi khafa nai hote.Good morning.--
Gud relations dnt need anyPromises,Terms & Conditions.It just need 2Wonderful People "One who canTrust & OneWho Can Understand''.
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it. Gd mrng
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..
Searching for me... Luk towards ur left ... Did'nt found me.. luk towards ur right ... Still can't find now Luk into ur HEART... *Good*Morning*
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
Relations do not need evryday convrsation, doesn’t alwz need togethrnes, s long s d relatonshp is kept in d heart, tru feelngs nevr go apart!.GD MRNG