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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7831 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
"When we are angry we can change decision but not feelngs,The changed decision may give satisfaction at dat time but later it hurts our feelings a lot". Gm
Life is a "XXX"Yesterday is a Xperience,2day is a Xperiment,2morow is Xpectation..So Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment to Achieve ur Xpectation.GM
You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning. get up now and turn ur dream into reality. good morning!!
This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.
White 4 Peace, Red 4 Purity, Orange 4 Prosperity, Purple 4 Romance,Yellow 4 Health,Green 4 Wealth & Blue 4 Joy. May god give u evry color of life. Good morning
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Success is like a beautiful lover it will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. Good m6ning.
Wen a prsn expcts care from u It desnt mean dat thr's no 1 to care 4 him It means d care from U is vry special dan dat from any1 else G.M.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it..GOOD MORNING..
A Honest Smile from a Smiling Heart crossing many kilometres has just reached Ur INBOX!!Wishing Ua life full of SMILES..GM
D wrst thng in lif is 'ATTACHMENT'- It hrts whn u lose itd bst tng in life is 'LONELINESS' bcoz it teches u evrythn n whn u lose it,u gt evrythnG.GM