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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8272 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Wishing u........
Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
Hi here's a cup
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today .gd mrng
There is no road in
There is no road in the world that goes to 'Happiness'... But 'Happiness' itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world...!!!G'Mrng.
Feelings are created
Feelings are created by heart and feelings are controlled by mind. So give importance 2mind nt 2heart because all difficulties comes from feelings.GD MRNG
Pyaar Ka Prabhat
Pyaar Ka Prabhat;Sneh Ka Savera;Mohobbat Ka Mast Mausam;Preet Ki Pyari Pukaar;Aur Mitra Ki Muskaan.Aaj Ka Shubh Din'MangaLMay' KaLyanMay ho.
God Says:Tu Kuch
God Says:Tu Kuch Chahta Hai, Me Kuch Chahta Hu,Hota Wo Hai Jo Main Chahta Hu,Tu Wo Kar Jo Me Chahta Hu,Phir Wo Hoga Jo Tu Chahta He.GD MRNG
Give each other
Give each other space & time alone. Everyone needs this type of space, without explanation. And u don’t have to do everything together! Keep some activities just for urself.GM
NO & YES r short
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
In our Lfe Hapinss
In our Lfe Hapinss is mre imprtnt thn Smile.B'coz Smile cmes frm d Lips,but Happiness comes from the Heart. So I wish u 2 b Happy Always.!GM
It feels gud to
It feels gud to stand on ground & Watch up high at ur aim. Bt it Feels best when u stand up high & othrs watch u as their aim THINK BIG.GM
"SOME TIMES, WHEN
"SOME TIMES, WHEN EVERY ONE ELSE IS WAITING FOR SOME ONE ELSE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP, YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO DRIVE THE CHANGE." G'Mrng

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