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Quote for the day:

Quote for the day:Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.GM

An excellent saying..

An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning…

Bahar aati hai

Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se

""The Greatest

""The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking Truth Is That U Don"t Have 2 Remember What U Said.."" If you talk lie ? You Have to Remember .GOOD MORNING"""""

"Instead of thinking

"Instead of thinking about what you're missing,Try to think aboutwhat you have that everyone else is missing.."Life will be happy…GM

Brilliant quote-

Brilliant quote- A good example has twice the value than that of good advice…. So always try to set an example rather than giving advice.GM

I want to send

I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng

Best End: FRI"END,

Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM

Floating down d

Floating down d flow needs no effort Swimming agnst it needs effort Don't Go d Way Life Takes uTke Life d Way U Want 2 GoDare 2 b diffrnt.GD MRNG

'Pyari Si Morning

'Pyari Si Morning Me Pyari Si Cool Hawao Me Pyare Se Ujale Me "Sabse"Pyare"FRIEND" Ko Pyara Sa GOOD MORNING

A ROYAL ENGLISH

A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING..Birds are chilakking..Hen is kooving..Flowers are pushping..Moon is Maraying..Sun is udikki

If someone is

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give. Gd mrng

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