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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8659 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
Only a lovable prsn can feel ur silent pain & wil hold ur hand til u bcom strong again.I'm here 4 U always as a "Loving Friend" Good morning dear...
Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Bad habits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….gd mrng
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
Hello Ji Gud Mrng Ji Aap Kaise Ho Ji Aap Theek Hona Ji Ok Ji Keep Msg Ji Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke Fir Milenge Ji Chalte Chalte Hav A Nice Day Ji
Excellent Love -"I dont fear to die, ButMy fear is that if i die, then Who'll Love u like me?"-Gud morning
LIFE IS LIKE A GAME OF CARDS; IT DOES NOT DEPEND HOW GOOD CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND, BUT HOW GOOD U PLAY WITH THE CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND...Good Morning
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,Id Never B 2 Far…GD MRNG