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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8445 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng
Look d sun
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
Every morning, leave
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
Love is like shadow
Love is like shadow & career is like lightIf u try 2 catch d shadow,u wll miss d light if u walk 2wards light,shadow wil automatically follow.GM
Receive my simple
Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity,Tied with care & Sealed with a prayer to keep u safe whole day!GOOD MORNING…
Good Morning &
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Don't judge ur
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
Memories are always
Memories are always special. sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried. and we cry by remembering the days we laughed. thats life..good morning
When you fight,
When you fight, fight like a lion. If you get hurt, fight like a wounded lion. The only losers in this world are the quitters." G M
V waste time lookin
V waste time lookin 4 a perfect loverinstead of creating perfect luv.If u can't b with d 1 u luv,thn luv d one u r with...!Gud morning....
"I am not blind
"I am not blind to your love for me,and I dare say that I love you with my whole heart,but I'm just afraid to lose a friendship like ours."good morning.
"Love ur self,
"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng

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