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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8805 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always Take Extra
Always Take Extra Care of 3Things in ur Life Trust,Promise & Relationships BecauseThey Dont Make Noise When They Break.GM
I just love
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
Dont think how
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
We're not too
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
Wen Time is Fast.
Wen Time is Fast. Wen Moments r Hard. Wen Evry1 is Busy. Wen Seconds r Few. My MESSAGE Says That I m still Remembering U. GooD MorninG!
Evéry Fàìlüré ìs
Evéry Fàìlüré ìs à £éssöñ -£éàrñ wéll Evéry Süççéss ìs à ßàttlé -Fight wéll àñd Evéry Frìéñd ìs à Jéwél -Kéép wéll ìñ Yöür Héàrt.. Have a nice sunday
Success slogan 1
Success slogan 1. Define ur self.2. Never give up.3. Plan ur future.4. Realise the value of time.5. Think positive.6. Catch ur dreams.GM
I dreamt dat u had
I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!
Yesterday is history
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!gd mrng
Always welcome a
Always welcome a new day with a smile on you lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you’ll have a wonderful day ahead…..Good Morning !!!!
May your salty
May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!
Nevr get discouraged,
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM

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