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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8473 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
No One Has Ever Achieved Greatness by Playing it Safe becoz when U go in Search of Honey, it is Obvious to be Stung by Bees...Gud Mrng!
If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. Gd mrng
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God’s way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.
I ask the Lord to bless you, As I pray for you today; To guide you and protect you, As you go along your way. His love is always with you, His promises are true. And when you give Him all your cares, You know He'll see you through.gd mrng
Subah Subah Ek Paigam Dena Hai;Apko Subah Ka Pehla Salam Dena Hai;Guzre Sara Din Apka Khushiyon Me,Apki Subah Ko Khubsurat Sa Naam Dena Hai
Everyone mAy not b Gud,But There's AlwAys something Gud in Every1.Never judge any1 becAuse every sAint hAs a pAst & Every sinner hAs a Future.!!GM
Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning
Keep the smile, leave the tear,Think of joy, forget the fear...Hold the laugh, leave the pain,Be joyous dear till we meet again..GM
Persistence will make you win “Good Luck” whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life. May your patience and belief is yourself.gd mrng