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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8396 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Nobody ll ever
Nobody ll ever remembr how yu look,how yu speak,wat yu did or anythin else.But the only thing they remembr s how yu made them feel.Gud mornin..Gud day
Ther is always another
Ther is always another chance in life 4 everything,but there is no chAnce 4 another lifeso njoy every moment of ur life To fullestGM
the happiness of
the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG
Its like reaching
Its like reaching 4 a star, u know u cant reach it, but u keep trying, coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 you gud morning.
Ho aapki life me
Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera. Oye utho yaar
Aap na hote to
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai, varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.
fresh morning fresh
fresh morning fresh day fresh smile fresh faces fresh lifebut still the same good old love..,wish u have a refreshing day..Good Morning
Trust is the
Trust is the Base of Every Relation..A Small Mistake Can Change its Entire Meaning..Missing Letter 'T' in Trust..Can 'Rust' the Relation.GOOD MORNING.
What A beautiful
What A beautiful saying:="Words are under ur control until u speak them, but u come under their control once u have spoken them!".Gud mng.
To win someone's
To win someone's heart is easy.To Break someone's heart is very simple. But to RE-WIN someone's broken heart is next to impossible....GM
Don't b Happy 4
Don't b Happy 4 a reason,bcoz that Happiness ends with that reason.B Happy without any reason & U will b Happy AlwayS.GD MRNG
Life is like cotton-
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM

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