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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8652 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be thankful 4 every morning u wake up to a brand new day of ur adventure in LIFE god knows how to make ur day right, Look up and say "God be my Guide."
Have an Icy day with Buttering Messages, Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity funs with Plumpy Play and Jumpy Joys... "GOOD MORNING".
Always welcome a new day with a smile on you lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you’ll have a wonderful day ahead…..Good Morning !!!!
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning
Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...!
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong. Gd mrng
"never think more about past - it bring tears.." "Dont think more about future - it brings fear..""Live this second -it brings cheers."
A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with