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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8898 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
This dog is one
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
Live wit no
Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG
You should be
You should be either in a part of problem or you should be either in a part of solution so start u r day in ur own style.. good morning
Gud AM tym
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
I am a tiny bird
I am a tiny bird standing at your window, Guarding ur soft eyes from the sunlight with my little wings. waiting 4 u 2 wake up, just 2 say ,GoOD MRnG.
Every morning, leave
Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
Even a correct
Even a correct decision is wrong when it's taken too late.Vision without action is a day dream.Action without vision is a night mare.JUST THINK.GD MRNG
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
Life will be pleasant
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng

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