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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8639 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Tackle life with all ur skill to overcome each & every hill; if u persist with all ur will, u will enjoy ur life & all its thrill... so just chill !!
Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
Even a correct decision is wrong when it's taken too late.Vision without action is a daydream.Action without vision is a nightmare.JUST THINK.Gud morning
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm
Always Take Extra Care of 3Things in ur Life Trust,Promise & Relationships BecauseThey Dont Make Noise When They Break.GM
."EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE SPECIAL AT FIRST SIGHT BUT ONLY VERY FEW WILL REMAIN SPECIAL TO U TILL THE LASTSIGHT"GM
I Don 't Know The Key To Success ,But The Key To FAilure Is Trying To PleAse Everybody.LeAve the HesitAtion Live the Life With Freedom..GM
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.Gud Mrng
A sweeter smile. A brighter day. Hope everything turns out great for you today. Good morning and enjoy your day.
TREES GET NEW LEAVES IN PLACE OF FALLEN LEAVES.. THERE IS ALWYS SOMETHING BETTER TO REPLACE WAT IS LOST!! LIFE GOES ON.. NEVER STOPS....gm