Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
One who creates d opportunity is Brilliant, One who gets d opportunity is Lucky, One who capitalizes on d opportunity is d Winner, so Always be the WINNER!!GM
Zindagi..na keval jeene ka bahana. Zindagi..na keval saanso ka khazana. Zindagi...Sindoor hai purab dishaa ka. Zindagi ka kaam hai Suraj ugana..!! Gmrng. Gudday
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
