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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8359 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASENT, SUN IS SMILING WITH U, TREES DANCING 4 U,BIRDS SINGING 4 U, COZ I BEGGED THEM ALL TO WISH U A GOOD DAY
Wining horse dsnt know why it runs in race it runs bcoz of hits & pains life is a race God is ur rider So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win d race!gd mrng
An interesting thought-Life is like this:"Just when we get all the answers of life… God wil change the question paper itself.."Life is Always unknown.GM
Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.
LIFE Is Not A REHEARSALEach Day Is A New Show,No Repeat, No RewindSo Give UR Best Shot In All UR Worthy Acts As The Show Goes On & On.G'mrng
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
Gulshan me bhanwron ka fera ho gaya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gaya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se ek naya savera ho gaya. G'mrng
Meaningful words: mirror is my best friend.. because when i cry; it never laughs...:gm
U R a frend with a heart of gold..how much u mean 2 me can never be told..U R some1 so sweet n true.. 1 in a million n thats only YOU!Good morning.
SubaH ki pEHli kirAN bOli utH kyA NaZara hAi MaiNE kaHa zaRa ruk peHlE osE yAd kARLO jO jAAn sE pyAra hAi GoOd mOrninG !
Could you do me a faVour..? Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I’have just given u a hug! (”,) G’d mOrning…!!!
When your life goes wrong, don't waste your time looking back at what you've lost for the road of life was not meant to be travelled backwards, just move on and say, "I'm with God, I will get through."