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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8734 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Sweetest Sunday
Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great weekend
A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
Dont b afraid of
Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
Be optic in(HEART)
Be optic in(HEART)Be dynamic in(THOUGHT)Be static in(MIND)Be electric in(CHARACTER)Then u will be(MAGNETIC)everywhere.Gud morning!
Never keep on
Never keep on goin behind d things dat u knw u wont get. Instead try d 1 Wich is always near ur hand. It can either b ur luv or ur life!GD MRNG
There is no road in
There is no road in the world that goes to 'Happiness'... But 'Happiness' itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world...!!!G'Mrng.
Don't judge ur
Don't judge ur loved ones by the way they speak,Judge them by the way they care,Because care is outcome of true LOVE in any Relationship.GM
A Relationship doesn’t
A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM
New day..New
New day..New morning.. New hopes..New plans.. New efforts..New success... New feelings-: New wishes.gd mrng
Trust is feeling
Trust is feeling that a 1year old kid has,when u throw him in air,he laughscoz he knws u'll catch him.SoTrust the person who care 4u. g'mg
Happiness always
Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wn u learn to share it, u wil realize__ how big & precious it is.. Be happy Always.. G.Morning

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