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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8410 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Trust should be
Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
A person who is
A person who is always smiling doesnt means dat he has no problem, but d smile shows dat he has da ability 2 overcome all da problems..! GM
Flirt with ur
Flirt with ur understanding, Get engaged to compassion, Marry simplicity, Honeymoon with genuineness, And divorce the ego. That’s Life !!!gd mrng
A true message
A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING
Don't keep ur
Don't keep ur dreams in ur eyes, they may fall as tears. keep them in ur heart so dat every heart beat may remind u abt that dream". Good morning
TRUE WORDS:"We
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
A boy cried wen
A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG
I have known
I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!
Gud relations doesn't
Gud relations doesn't need any promises any terms or condition.....It jst need 2 wonderful people. One cool like me...One sweet like you....GM
Don't place UR
Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM
An ideal day
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

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