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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8393 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Learn 2Luv d ppl who r willing2Luv u atpresent,4get d ppl d past & Thankthem 4hurting u which let u 2Love d people u hv right now.GM
Life can b hard, not alwaz fun, wen nite brings darknes & mornin brings sun,wen life seems tuff & nobody seems 2 care.Dear dil se yaad karna i wil b there!
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,A glass of CARE,A plate of LOVE,A spoon of PEACE,A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.GOOD MORNING!
Meethi neend Meethe khwaab,Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab.Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me,1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.
Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations.... Gud morning
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
Trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier. Do not ask him 4 a lighter load but ask him 4 a stronger back bone..Gm
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials make u strong. Sorrows keeps u human, Faith keeps u humble. Success keeps u growing, God keeps u going.."Good evng"
God is the great Architect of life & He has a great plan for us. But we r still the carpenters and we should construct our life according to His plan.GD MRNG
Pyari si sweet'ssi neend ke bad, raat ke kuch lamho ke bad,subahe ke kuch naye sapano ke saat, duniya me kuch apano ke saat, aapko pyara-sa shubprabat.
"Hurting someone, is as easy as cutting the tree. But making someone happy is like growing a tree. It takes lot of time"GD DAY