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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8122 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Today's weather report
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
Evrything in life
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
If LOVE & MEMORIES
If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..
Life is full of beautiful
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng
Wenevr You Lie
Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Real fact:No one
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
If I had a penny
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM
If u worry about
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
A Child Laughs
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day, B A Child By Mind. Forget Ur Worries & B Happy.GM
May ur heart b
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.G'Mrng
Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM

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