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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8576 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Prayer is the

Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng

Losing d person

Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....Gud Mrng

When Flood comes,

When Flood comes, the Fish eat Ants,When water dries, the Ants eat Fish.Fate gives chance to everyone.Just have to wait for our turn..GM

NICE LINES TO KEEP

NICE LINES TO KEEP IT IN MIND: "EGO IS LIKE A DUST IN THE EYE. WITHOUT CLEARING THAT DUST YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY.gd mrng

The texts u send

The texts u send me nite & day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay…And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day.

let wind blow

let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng

Beautiful Pictures r

Beautiful Pictures r Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life b sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U!. gd mrng

Kamyabi tumhare

Kamyabi tumhare kadam chume, khushian na kabhi tumse rooth paaye tumhare jivan mein ugta suraj har roz sukh ki kirnein failaye. good morning.Have a nice day.

God givs evry

God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG

Wishing u........

Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................

5 frogs r

5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.

People r made 2

People r made 2 be Loved & Things r made 2 be Used"The confusion in the World is"People r being Used &Things r being Loved"'Crazy world'.GM

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