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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8779 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
Don’t aim to b a slave in heaven,Atleast aim to b a king of hell.-Alwys think different whch is better.GM
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
When we want to talk more than usual to our dearest, sometimes we cant say even a single word. Just the silence says, 'I hve lot to talk'…GD MRNG
V waste time lookin 4 a perfect loverinstead of creating perfect luv.If u can't b with d 1 u luv,thn luv d one u r with...!Gud morning....
Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success nd some act as stepping stone to success.Gd mrng
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Peopels who are doing good today are ensuring their happiness for tommorrow.......Good Morning
LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM
Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day I'am so so worried about u..Please be careful,Sum 1 kidnap Ubcoz u r a person with a Pure GOLDEN HEART Good morning
We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning