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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8263 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is like cotton-
Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,but mak it lighter by leting it blow in the Wind of Joy..!!!GM
Most relationships fail
Most relationships fail not coz of d absence of love.. Love iz always present, it's just that, one loves too much n d other loves too many.GD MRNG
Its better to
Its better to be in chains with friends, than to be in a garden with strangers.GD MRNG
Ting tong darwaja
Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day
If d Path is
If d Path is Beautiful ask wher it leads...But if the destination is beautiful dont ask hw is the path.Let us find our goal & keep walking....Gud Mrng
A real friend is
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
May Ur Today
May Ur Today Be, All U Ever Hoped For & Fondly Bring Ur Way PEOPLE Who Touch Ur Life With Endless Joy & Make U Happy Always.GUD MRNG
One of the reasons
One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM
The eyes see
The eyes see all things, but cannot see themselves. So too, people see the faults of others, but they do not see their own..GM
The inevitable truth
The inevitable truth of life is..."everyone is going 2 hurt u sooner or later... U just hav 2 realise who is worth the pain" gudmrng
Loveless life is
Loveless life is a fruitless tree...ButFriendless life is a rootless tree...Tree can live without fruit but can not without root.!Good morning
When i open
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!

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