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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8481 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A heartbreak is not always loud as a bomb blast,it may b as quiet as a feather fallin & most painful thing is nobody hear it.GM
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng
Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng
Nthing hapns witout a reason! "A persn who has com into ur life has com either to teach U sUmthing r to learn sUmthing frm U!GM
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng
Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm
Whenever you get pains in your life. just think about the fullform of pains. ‘positive attitude in negative situation’ follow it & your life will change.. good morning…
Nobody wil ever remember how u luk,how u Speak, wat u did or anythng else.But d only thing they wud remember is how U made them feel.G'Mrng
Trust is feeling that a 1year old kid has,when u throw him in air,he laughscoz he knws u'll catch him.SoTrust the person who care 4u. g'mg
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
If a drop of water falls in a lake, its identity is over. If it falls on a lotusleaf, it shines like a pearl. The Drop is the same, its the COMPANY that matters Gd mrng