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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8161 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Hai.. Get up.!Get up.!A beautful day is waiting 4uWalk with aims Run with confidencFly with ur Achivements.Soget up..! Good morning
The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG
Sum Ppl Think That BLACK Color As Sentimentaly Bad, But They 4get 2 Know About "Every Black Board Makes Bright Students"GM
If you wake up, it’s a chance to achieve,If you go back to sleep it’s a lost chance.
The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm
There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng
Drop of water falls on lake, it loses identity.If falls on lotus, it shines,If on shell,it becomes pearl. Drop is same but Company matters! Gudmring..
In life do the ORDINARY God will do the EXTRAORDINARY ,Do the NATURAL God will do the SUPERNATURAL . Do the POSSIBLE & God will do the IMPOSSIBLE ...gd mrng
Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day
Always have a Positive attitude in life: There is something Positive in every person & every situation..... Even a dead clock is right twice a day!. Gd mrng
IT'S TRUE THAT WE DON'T REALISE WAT WE'VE GOT UNTIL WE LOSE IT, BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE TAT WE DONT KNOW WAT WE'VE BEEN MISSIN UNTIL IT ARRIVES..
5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.