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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8184 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Arguing with a boy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Aftre some time,u realize that u r getting dirty,but the pig is actualy enjoyng!
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.good morning
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
Wenevr You Lie Or Cheat d Person Who Likes U, Don't Think Dey R Fools 2Believe U,Dey Hide Deir Feelgz Bcoz Dey Don't Like To Disapoint U..GM
Feel the pleasure of LIFE in every second.Never b'angry'or'sad' bcoz every 1min of ur anger or sadness u loose 60sec of happiness.Be happy always.good morninG
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words! TOUCH-shows d care than any words do, but WORDS-when used proprly can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.Gd mrng
Dont worry for the delay in ur success compared 2 others bcoz construction of pyramid takes 2 much time thn an ordinary building....GudMrng!
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty… The optimist sees it half full… And the realist JUST ADDS WHISK good morning.
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It’s fine, but please don’t 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!