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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8520 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always try to keep the number of landings you make Equal to the number of take off's you make.GD MRNG
(G)od(O)ffers us(O)utstanding(D)evotion 2(M)ake us(O)bedient &(R)eady 4(N)ew day 2(I)nitiate(N)ew Aim 4 the(G)lory of Life.GD MG.
Never blame any day in ur life.Gud days give u'happines'Bad days give u'experience' nWorst days give u a 'lesson.'All r essential for 'LIFE...Hav a nice day
Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.gd mrng
Life is Small, LIVE it... Love is Short, FLIRT it... Anger is Injurious, DUMP it... Troubles are Momentary, FACE it... Memories are Sweet, CHERISH it !gd mrng
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
Being silent is a very powerful tool 4 making others feel for their mistakes.It speaks many languages''.GD MRNG
"Whn lot's of people start 2 love u,U may get confused whom 2 love,Just tel them i hate u,Every one wil get back but not the person who loves u truly.G'Mrng
Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng
The value of any relation is not hw much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness dat one feels without someone...G'Mrng!
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning