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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8745 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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4 a relation to work u need 2: Care bout each other. Respect each others needs. Communicate wid each other. B truthful wid each other on all things big & small. Commitment 2 each other & ur relationship.GD MRNG
It's not one great deed that defines who you are. It's the little good things you do to others day by day that count. Carry on! People may not notice but God does.
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…
Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....Gud Mrng
Today's weather report for uu'll hvRAINS oF BLESSINGSWINDS oF JOYFOGS oF PEACEDEWS oF LOVESNOW oF HAPPINESS&BLOSSOM oF GOD'S Grace.Gud Day
Chahe gussa karo Chahe galia do Chahe sir pito Chahe cell todo Chahe ghar ka saman bekher do Hum to isi time GUD morning bolenge.
When u share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning. The Time u touch the Hearts of others, is the moment u truly start living.Gd mrng
Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
Maintain SILENCE4 2mins 4memory of dos poor mosquitoes who died last nyt aftr drinkin urblood,they had a heavy diabeties bcz ur so sweet…GD MRNG
Positive thinking is a bit like this:a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes,u dont mind,u dont cry,u just thank god dat,cows dont fly!Gud mng--
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches"Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !!Bt Every1 believes thAt their Time is Correct.!!GM