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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8201 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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If u wanna know
If u wanna know how rich u r,don't count the money u hv.Just drop a"tear"from ur eye& count the no of hands that reach out to wipe ur tear! Good day.
I'm loving u to
I'm loving u to live & i'm living to love u,Becoz u are the heartbeat of my heart.I love you..Gud morning:
Don't expect anything
Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment, everything is a surprise n every surprise brings happiness. morning
Wen u thnk u
Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt, u probably wont gt it. Bt if u believe in ur self, probably.. sooner or later, u will gt it..GM
Evrything in life
Evrything in life has a beautiful ending If its not beautiful Den believe me its not d end. Its jst the begining of something more beautiful
God smiled at
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
STRENGTH grows when
STRENGTH grows when we dare..UNITY grows when we cheer..LOVE grows when we share &RELATIONSHIP grows when we care!GD MRNG
Good morning n
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
"Confidence never comes
"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'
Persons who live in
Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM
Neveever Get Tired
Never Get Tired ofTrying forSomething which UReally Want toAcheive, Be Strong& Steady In UrWay Door OfSUCCESS Will OpenFOR U.G'Mrng
Choose ur words
Choose ur words carefuly. Each word has d power 2make or brek.Price&Worth mean d same,bt wen u add LESS,1bcums PRICELESS & other WORTHLESS!

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