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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8940 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.
A cup of hot hello's, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success, hope this snacks makes ur day lovely colorful morng,
Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM
Life is full of Problems,Problems r not Permanent,But Life is Permanent,So avoid probleMS skeep smiling enjoy Life withCorrect Way. GM
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up .GD MRNG
When Kids learn to walk, they keep falling; but to them its not failing, its learning.So there's nothing called failure. Evrythng is a Lesson.GooD MorninG
Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment, everything is a surprise n every surprise brings happiness. morning
Best ever romantic words said by a true lover to his love-I Dont know how Beautiful U R bcoz my eyes Haven't Moved from ur eyes.. GDMrng..
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
A person who loves u make u realisehow wonderful the world is,but it's a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful are 2 the world.gud mrng
When v think about r problems, they D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh at them they become A B_U_B_B_L_E! Have a doubly bubbly Day.gudmorning
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day Good Morning! Have a nice day!