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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8769 views Greeting > Good Morning

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This s stay-in-touch'

This s stay-in-touch' msg. smtimes it hapns tat frds dnt communicate thinkng Y shd I if d other doesn’t.'m breakng those thots-keep n touch….GM

Be bold when u loss

Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM

Life is full of beautiful

Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng

The 'Result of anger

The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm

Ever Seen a bAby

Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM

"Hurting someone

"Hurting someone, is as easy as cutting the tree. But making someone happy is like growing a tree. It takes lot of time"GD DAY

One of the best

One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”gd mrng

Never quit ur

Never quit ur attempts on ur way to victory.Never underestimate urself,Bcoz we r all born WINNERS.SoLive 2 WIN;Stay 2 WIN;Breathe 2 WIN.. Good Morning

It Seems Good 2

It Seems Good 2 Stand On Ground & Watch Up High At Ur Aim. But The Best Is 2 Stand Up High & Let Others Watch U As Their Aim......! Gud MRNG

What we love

What we love determines the decisions that we make and the direction in life that we take. "Good Morning"

Shadow of yesterday

Shadow of yesterday Have faded away, Sun has reappeared It’s a brand new day.Good Morning

"Whom U Dnt

"Whom U Dnt Need 2day, U'll NeedThem 2morrow. Whom U Reject 2day,Wil Never Again Accept U 2morrow" So Value D relationship.GD MRNG

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