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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8694 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Life is like a FLUTE..It may have several Holes & Emptiness,But if we work on it,The same Holes & Emptiness produce Magical Melodies.GD MRNG
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
Beautiful Pictures r Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life b sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U!. gd mrng
When U DO ANYTHIING NEW..at first people LAUGH at u..Then they CHALLENGE u..Then they WATCH u succeed.AND then?"THEY WISH THEY WERE U !"Gud morning...--
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day
"never think more about past - it bring tears.." "Dont think more about future - it brings fear..""Live this second -it brings cheers."
Nthing hapns witout a reason! "A persn who has com into ur life has com either to teach U sUmthing r to learn sUmthing frm U!GM
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." Gd mrng
U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.gd mrng
Sun Is Switched On! Stars Are Switched Off!Black Sky Goes Down & Blue Sky Comes Up!So A Cool Mrng. Is Coming!So Wake UpHave Sweet Mrng. Gud Morning