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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8448 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No one is rich enough to
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
I'm a person easily
I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you! Good morning!
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
Never get too
Never get too attached to anyone because attachments always lead to expectations & expectations always leads to disappointment G.M.
"Happiness will never
"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have." Enjoy every bitBe happy and make others happy..Gud mrng
If u worry about
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Never be sad 4missing
Never be sad 4missing whatever u expectd!But, be happy 4 dat! Bcoz god has planned 2 giv anothr 1,better dan u expected!.GM
Sky is so blue,
Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day
Life is a dream,
Life is a dream, realize it.Life is a challenge, meet it.Life is a duty, complete it.Life is a game, play it.
Nothing happens without
Nothing happens without a reason...A person who has come into your life has come either to teach u something or to learn something from U..Gud Mrng!
The distance from
The distance from failure to success is no longer than the bridge of hope and impossible is just an excuse never a reason.G'mrng
If LOVE & MEMORIES
If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..

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