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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8725 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Let d Most
Let d Most Beautiful Dream Cum 2 U Tonite, Let d Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight, But Don't Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.
1 who creates
1 who creates d oportunity is Brilliant.1 who gets d oportunity is Lucky.1 who capitalizes on d oportunity is d Winner.Always b d Winner.Gm
DEW on ROSES are
DEW on ROSES are the TEARS of NIGHT to give way to the MORNING LIGHT.I keep them in my PALM,close my EYES & wish you a very special "GOOD MORNING".
Arguments throw
Arguments throw Heat on the Subject.While Discusions throw Light.Arguments show who is right.While Discussions show what is right.G'Mrng
Ek Khoobsurti Ek
Ek Khoobsurti Ek Taazgi.Ek Sapna Ek Sacchai.Ek Kalpana.Ek Ehsaas.Ek Aastha.Ek Vishvash.Yahi Hai Ek Achche Din Ki Shuruaat. Good Morning
To be kind
To be kind is more important than to be right. Often people need a patient heart that listens. No a brilliant mind that speaks.GD MRNG
Life is only
Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day
LOOK OUTSIDE
LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASENT, SUN IS SMILING WITH U, TREES DANCING 4 U,BIRDS SINGING 4 U, COZ I BEGGED THEM ALL TO WISH U A GOOD DAY
Bhor hui dekho kya
Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...
Doctor implants
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Best Thought:"the
Best Thought:"the person who luv u most will trouble n irritate u the maximum,bt whn u drop a tear,he will fight wid the world to stop ur tears."gud mrng
Changes in life
Changes in life r good, but see that ur changes dont take u far awy frm the people,who like & care 4 u.GM

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