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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8438 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't make ur feelings like the garden, Everybody walk on it. But let it be like the sky. Everybody wishes 2 touch it.....! GM
Thought of the day:"Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood.GD MRNG
"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning
If you learn to translate every event of your life in to a positive one, you will stop being a prisoner of your past & become designer of your future.G'MRNG
GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng
Pls open ur swt eyes!Pls wake frm ur soft bed!Pls fresh ur beautful face! Pls open ur heart & remembr ur swt frnd !Gud mrng
Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wn u learn to share it, u wil realize__ how big & precious it is.. Be happy Always.. G.Morning
Shakespear said,Don't worry!bcoz if U're worried u get a wrinkle,So why dont u smile & get a dimple.Always smile & be happy.GD MRNG
" Life is like a flowing river of opportunities "Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or spoon.Good Morning.
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.