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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8757 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Birs are chillaying murga is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowres are khushbon maring peacock is naching all are kahing ta u GOOD MORNING u r still soying??
Positive picures come out from negative developed in a Dark Room, so if u find ur self lonely & in dark, understand "GOD" is a working on a beautiful picture 4 u. - Good Morning
Attitude is little thing which makes a very big differenceLike,I'm not d best, but I'm not like the rest.I'm unique in my own way.GM
Relations do not need evryday convrsation, doesn’t alwz need togethrnes, s long s d relatonshp is kept in d heart, tru feelngs nevr go apart!.GD MRNG
When life seems2 b a journey thro a dark tunnel,Jus tak me along.i dont promise to lead u to light,but i can assure u that u r not alone.good morning
Respect the old when you are young,Help the week when you are strong ,confess the fault when you are wrong Because someday in life u will be old,weak,and wrong . Good morning
Thandi hai cofee garam kar lo,is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo, aap k hote hue inbox khali hai, thodi si to yaaro SHARAM karlo.Gud mrng
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day