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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8208 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Make your life

Make your life a rose that speaks silently the language of fragrance, bcoz it is only in the depth of silence that u can hear ur heart's voice….Good morning.

We're not too

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!

Hardwork is like

Hardwork is like staircase & luck is like a lift. Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the situation, stairs will always get u 2 the top….GM

Philosopy of love.

Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng

Gulshan me bhawro

Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.

Cockacoladuuuuuu,

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

There are OnlyTwo

There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng

Man's Rise or Fall

Man's Rise or Fall,Success R Failure, Happiness R Unhappiness Depends on his Attitudea man's Attitude will Create D Situation he Imagine.Gud morning…

How can u spell

How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.

Relations do not

Relations do not need evryday convrsation, doesn’t alwz need togethrnes, s long s d relatonshp is kept in d heart, tru feelngs nevr go apart!.GD MRNG

All Power isWithin uU can

All Power isWithin uU can doAnything &everythingBeliev in that.You Are the Creator ofYour Own Destiny.-"Swami Vivekanand".Gud morning.

Sky is so blue,

Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day

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