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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8087 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Never forget what sumeone say to you whaen they are angry.Because that is when truth comes out .gm
A real friend is one who walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out...True friendship means one mind and one soul in two bodies..G'Mrng.
"I am" is d shortest sentence in d English language.Cld it be that "I Do" is d longest sentence-The best way out of a difficulty is through it.GM
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you..... . . . . . Why should only i suffer!!!!
"Think about urself atleast once in ur lifetime...Otherwise,You may miss the best comedy in this world...!"gud morning!Have a nice day
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....
Feeling r created by heart n feeling r controlled by mind so give importance to mind not to heart. Bcoz Al difficulties comes frm feelings.GM
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM
Somebody once asked god,"What suprises you most, about Mankind..?"God replied... "they lose their health to make money and then, lose their money to restore their health...By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present...Such that, they live neither for the present nor for the future...They live as if they will never die and they die, as if they had never lived..."Wish you a joyful & healthful day!"
Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning
Life is like a coin.Pleasure & pain r d two sides.Only 1 side is visible at a time.But remember other side is also waiting 4 its turn.GM