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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8222 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't place UR

Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM

Dont think how

Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.

Hi today i am

Hi today i am coming to your house. in the way of sun rays. in the way of sweet breeze. in the way of good wishes. Good morning

Alphabet 'O' Stands

Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM

Every morning has

Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with

New day, new

New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.

"Waiting to win"

"Waiting to win"is common to all!But"WORKING TO WIN"is a mark of champion!HAVE A WONDERFULworking DAY…

Dont b afraid of

Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!

To Hav gud relations

To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM

It's paradoxical,

It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.

A nice Thought read

A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it." .gud morning

Zindagime dukh

Zindagime dukh ko"Delete"karoKhushiyo ko "Save"karoDushman ko "Edit"karoDost ko"Enter"karoour hamesha hum ko yad karo ......,..! GM

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