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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7960 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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GOD is like a software. He 'enters' ur life, 'scans' ur problems,'edits' ur tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' ur worries & 'saves'u!GD MRNG
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Bhor Hui Chidiya Chahchahne Lagi Suraj Nikla Kirnein Muskrane Lagi, Phool Khile, Kaliya Sharmane Lagi, Subah Ki Oss Ki Bund n Chupke s Kan m Kaha- GOOD MORNING
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng
Life is love enjoy it . Life is gift accept it life is game play it . Life is journey complete it. But total life is not a joke remember it good morning
Read dis "LIFEISNOWHERE" What did u read? Life is NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE! Just a beutiful way 2 say Life is the way U look at it! Gd mrng
Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
Missed calls Reachs the Mobile.Recivd Call Reaches the Ears.But my msg Reaches Ur Beautiful Eyes & Loveable Heartz.So!I Always Like 2 Send MSGs.GD MRNG
Opinions are like hand watches. Everyones watch shows different time from others. But, everyone believe that their time is correct.. Thats life. Gud mrng--
Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view; But none could be more beautiful,Than the door that leads to U....Good Morning
Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart... gd mrng
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng