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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8293 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Health is not
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED
Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM
Good Morning.Do
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
A nice saYing: "The
A nice saYing: "The depth of Your character will be revealed in the waY You respond to situations You dislike...!" Gm
I woke up 2day
I woke up 2day "smiling" as i remember i hve a best friend like u & i hope many yrs frm now, i would still wake up smiling 4 d same good reason. :
what is the meaning of Sms?
what is the meaning of Sms? share my sweetness. search my soul. seek my sweetheart. succeed my smartNess.see my smile.so keep sending smses
I may b gone
I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.
Life is a rope
Life is a rope that swings us through hope . Always believe today is better than yesterday &tomarrow will be much better than today..G'Mrng
TRUE WORDS:"We
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
Heart said to
Heart said to eyes,"Don't see more because you see and i suffer".Eyes said to heart,"Don't think more because you feel and i cry for it" Gud mg
Bahar aati hai
Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se

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