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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8335 views Greeting > Good Morning

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A SMILE IS THE

A SMILE IS THE LIGHTENING SYSTEM OF THE FACE, COOLING SYSTEM OF HEAD AND HEATING SYSTEM OF HEART, SO KEEP SMILING ALL DAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!!

May ur heart b

May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.G'Mrng

Never search your

Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng

In Life, we have

In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.

H__m is not

H__m is not complete without "u" and Lo__e without "v" So the equation is 4 Hum "u" are must and 4 Love "v" are must. Good morning Have a nice day

V r like the Tea

V r like the Tea Bags...whose True Strength cums out whenput in Hot Water!Take careKeep smiling.Gud morning

Love is missing some

Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day

the happiness of

the happiness of life is made up of minute fractions ~ a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt complaint, or the little, unforgettable moments of fun.GD MRNG

Every Day is special

Every Day is special if u think so,Every moment is memorable if u feel so,Every One is unique if u see so,Life is wonderful if you LEAD so.!GM

let wind blow

let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng

New day..New

New day..New morning.. New hopes..New plans.. New efforts..New success... New feelings-: New wishes.gd mrng

A busy life makes

A busy life makes prayers harder, But prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So always keep praying and remember me in your prayers.GD MRNG

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