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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8585 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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When u belive someone
When u belive someone deeply. Misundrstnding arises, but dont feel 4 it bcoz Some Misunderstnding is needed 4 gud Understanding.Gud mrng
Never hesitate in
Never hesitate in taking risks & working hard BCoz "u have2 dive deep in2 d sea 2 find d pearls.They're never found on d shores".Gud mornin
Aey item kya kar
Aey item kya kar rela hai,teri bahut memory arela tha,akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item mila hai.miss to karegaich na. Chal smile de dal..Gud day.
Keypad locked press
Keypad locked press unlock & then * Now press * Keypad active 1 message received opening Message "GUD MORNG FRiND
When I breath
When I breath, I don’t see air but I knw it's around me!Wen I send a sms, I don’t see U. Bt I hope u think of me wth a smile!GM
It's paradoxical,
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
Raat ne chadar
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
Life is like a chess game.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Life will be pleasant
Life will be pleasant if we are satisfied with what we have.But will be more thrilling if we make effort to achieve what we deserve..G'Mrng
When you arise
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
A famous poet says
A famous poet says "One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but can't pass his love life without wetting his eyes" Thats LOVE. good morning.
All beautiful things
All beautiful things start from the heart.All bad things start 4m the mind".Never let the mind rule ur heart.Let the heart rule ur mind.GM

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