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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8408 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Life ends wen u

Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning

There are OnlyTwo

There are OnlyTwo people whocan Tell U the Truth About Urself..!"A Friend who has Lost his Temper and an Enemy Who starts Loving you". G'Mrng

IF U EVER WANT

IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH" gd mrng

Early this morning

Early this morning god gave me 3 baskets of fruits - love ,happiness peace of mind and told me 2 share them with peal dear 2 me. i’m sharing all with u…

Best Msg:Worlds

Best Msg:Worlds most beautiful things happen 2 worlds most beautiful ppl but perhaps beuty doesn't lie on face, It lies in realm of hearts!GM

Evry morng has;.

Evry morng has;...a new beginning...a new blessing...a new hope...& its a perfect day'coz its NATURE's GIFT.Good morning *Have a wonderful day*--

This dog is one

This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…

Don't ever forget

Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten

This is a chocolate

This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.

"The one who likes

"The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels ur pain."GM

A boy cried wen

A boy cried wen he had no shoes Suddenely he stopd crying wen he saw a man widout legs Lyf is ful of Blessings sumtyms V dnt undrstnd it.GD MRNG

Its better to

Its better to be in chains with friends, than to be in a garden with strangers.GD MRNG

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