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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8030 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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" Life is like a
" Life is like a flowing river of opportunities "Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or spoon.Good Morning.
When you fight,
When you fight, fight like a lion. If you get hurt, fight like a wounded lion. The only losers in this world are the quitters." G M
Mithi neend Mithe
Mithi neend Mithe khwaab Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me.Gud Mrng
Sometime words are
Sometime words are not comfortable to express our feelings. But our true lovable ones understand our feelings without any words.....!!!Gudmorning
Na pooja na snan
Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!
I wantd u 2 know
I wantd u 2 know Dat u r in my thoughts & in my heart as well.& I m sending u awish 4 awonderful day.I hope lots of sunshinecomes ur way..Gud mrng
The BIGGEST PAIN
The BIGGEST PAIN in LIFE isto sit just beside a PERSON you LOVE a LOT and know the fact that the PERSON can never be urs in this LIFE TIME.gud mrng
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
SOUL BACK FROM
SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
Ma own If u got
Ma own If u got d spirit of understAnding evrythin & tAking it in proper wAy.U will enjoy Every Min of Lyf Whethr it is a pleAsure or pAin.!GM
Both Anger &
Both Anger & Happiness r complimentary..Make ur anger so expensivethat no1 can afford it & make ur happiness so cheap that people get it free frm u!GM
If People Talk Behind
If People Talk Behind Ur BackWhat Does It Mean?It Means, U R 2 Steps Ahead Of Them So Maintain Ur Position & Work Hard...!!!G'Mrng!

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