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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8667 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.
Morning has agreat meaning.Every moningthe SUN saysWake up like meSKY says Aim my height WIND says Refresh like me.Good Morning!
One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM
LIFE IS CHEMISTRY, JUST DILUTE UR SORROWS EVAPORATE UR WORRIES FILTER UR MISTAKES,BOIL UR EGO N U'LL GET D CRYSTALS OF LOVE.GD MRNG
D wrong kind of ppl hate u 4gud in u & right kind of ppl love u aftr knowing even d bad in u.Dat makes perfect definition of relation...!!GM
Make your life a rose that speaks silently the language of fragrance, bcoz it is only in the depth of silence that u can hear ur heart's voice….Good morning.
Some relations never demand personal presence,it's the confidence in the relation which makes u aware that when needed the person would be with U..Gud mrng.
When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices.. Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams. Choice Is Ours...
Beautiful Photos R Developed By Negatives In A Darkroom, So If U See Darkness In Ur Life Believe That GoD Is Making A Beautiful Future 4 U.
Aey item kya kar rela hai,teri bahut memory arela tha,akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item mila hai.miss to karegaich na. Chal smile de dal..Gud day.
Anger is quelled by compassion, enmity is quelled by friendship, hatred is conquered by love, and sins by good conduct.gd mrng
The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people luv 4 knwing even d bad in U.Dat maks a perfct relation.GM