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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8425 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Did u know SILENT & LISTEN have same letters? They may be different for others but are very relevant to us,coz I can LISTEN even when you"r SILENT
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm
people are not beautiful as they look as they walk as they wear,people are Beautiful as they love ,as they care and as they share.good morning
Thought"If u surrender completely 2 d moments as they pass, u live more richly those moments."GUD MRNG
'TIME' is a rare luxury whch can never be purchased at any cost.So wen some1 spends it 4 u, it defines d depth of care for.GM
Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wn u learn to share it, u wil realize__ how big & precious it is.. Be happy Always.. G.Morning
Hot tea aapke bed pe hai Sooraj ki kirnein head pe hain Newspaper aapke gate pe hai Ab to uth jaiye, aap kis k wait me hain!!Good morning
"When we are angry we can change decision but not feelngs,The changed decision may give satisfaction at dat time but later it hurts our feelings a lot". Gm
U r a friend with a heart of gold..How much u mean 2me can never b told..U r some1 so sweet n true..1 in a million n that's only u.G'Mrng!
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
Everybody says"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success"But It Is Not True."The Correction Of Mistake Is the First Step Of success...G'Mrng