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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8042 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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In The Past Nobody
In The Past Nobody Had A 'Watch'ButEveryone Had'Time'.Now Everyone Has A WatchButNobody Has Time..Have Gud Time.
The permanent temptation
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams wid reality..BUT the permanent defeat of life comes when v surrender our dreams to d Reality..Gud mrng.
Care is the sweetest
Care is the sweetest essence in d world.If someone says take care-it means u live in that person's heart till the last beat. So "TAKE CARE" GOOD MORNING.
If u fall, dnt see
If u fall, dnt see the place where u fell, bt see the place where u slipped.. Success is all abt correcting mistakes..Gud Mrng!
Success Mantra:
Success Mantra: Watch your THOUGHTS when you are ALONEAndWatch your WORDS when you are in a CROWD...Happy Morning
Do not expect
Do not expect the circumstances to be always in your favor.This world has not been created for you alone.Good morning.
Nevr get discouraged,
Nevr get discouraged, bcoz nothng gr8 is ever achieved without patience&hope.Remembr,It is often d last key in d bunch dat opens d door.GM
WADIYO se SURJ
WADIYO se SURJ nikl aaya he,FIZAO me nya RANG chaya hai,KHAMOSH Q ho Aap ab to MUSKURAO,AAP ko GooD morning kehne aap ka Dost aaya hai
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM
WishingUonefine DAY
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
A 'Best Friend'
A 'Best Friend' is like a Chocolate & a True Friend is like Glucose! 1 True Friend is more Useful than 100 Best Friends! GD MRNG
How can u spell
How can u spell "N_CE"without "I"?"POL_TE"without "I"?How can u"SM_LE" without "I"?How can u"W_SH"without"I"?see,"I’m very important…good morning.

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