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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8615 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The Two of
The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today 1.Pray,so that u may Live 2.Take a bath so that others may Live too! Gud mrng
Mausam ki bahar
Mausam ki bahar achhi ho, Phool ki kaliya kachi ho, Hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab bas ek duaa hai ke , Mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.
Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
Ever Seen a bAby
Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM
LOOK…the
LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.
When I met my
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
Life teaches
Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng
When you arise
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Words & heart
Words & heart are the 2 things to be handled with care.Because words once spoken and heart once broken are D hardest things to retain again.Gs mrng
You cant have
You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time .good morning
Education gives quality
Education gives quality of life.Money givs quality of respect.Wife gives quality of love.but friendship gives quality of heart.Gd mng
Experience is not
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.GM

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