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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8189 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be bold when u loss
Be bold when u loss & Be calm whn u win.Ur Life is a fingerprint,That cant b duplicated, So make d best impression with it!GM
Never b sad if
Never b sad if someone dsnt recognize ur worth. its their loss n ur gain coz people who dont appreciate ur true worth donot deserve to know u.
Who help U,
Who help U, Don’t forget them! -Who like U, Don’t hate them! -Who has hope on U, Don’t leave them! -Who trust U, Don’t cheat them!GM
With petals of
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning..
People..Say i am
People..Say i am stone hearted.. Yes..I'm stone hearted..Bcoz anythng writen on stone Wil last 4ever..Lik u n ur memories writen in my heart..! Gud morG
Between a thousand
Between a thousand yesterdays & a million tomorrows there is only one " TODAY " so don't let it go to waste.Have a beautiful day..... Good morning.
Lovely thought...
Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng
If u wait to b happy
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever! Gud Day
Heart Is Not
Heart Is Not A Dust Bin To Dump All Worries..... It Is The Place For Keeping Happiest Moments Let Ur Heart Be Happy Always... G.M.
Excellent Lines.
Excellent Lines."People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love..!"Think of it…!GM
"24 sweet hrs
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING
Eyes are not
Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, never get upset but always cheer.. because you are the one who can make people smile for years.good morning

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