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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8072 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
In d Book of life,d Page Yestrdy is over,d Page future is blank,n Page 2day is being writen. So write d best U can,coz on ths Book,eraser dsn't work! Gudmrng
Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....Gud Mrng
On the New Day, it is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to Prosperity. Have a nice day
The amazing truth about a human TONGUE:It takes 3 YEARS to learn HOW 2 use it. But,It takes LIFETIME 2 learn WHEN & WHERE to use it.GD MRNG
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning
:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning
Good morning n have a day of knowing that the flow of positive communication can soften the hardest of hearts. Good Day
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
LYF is a Rope dt Swings us thro HOPE,Always believ 2day is much Better dan Yday &2moro wil b Best dan 2day!So jst Go on.Gud nite.Swt drmz.
Thosands of languages around this world,but smile can beat them All.Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak.So keep smiling.GD MRNG
A good way to change someones attitude, is to change ur own. bcuz d same sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too.. gd mrng