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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8004 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it." .gud morning
A lot of things go unquestioned, Lot of question go unanswered. A few words go unsaid, Few go unheard. Some dreams r buried alive, Some r born dead. That’s life !!!gd mrng
The Hard Reality Of Life Is- When U Need Advice,Every1 Is Ready To Help U But When U Need Help,Every1 tries To Advice U.Dats life..GM
Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG
Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
Let the most butiful dream cum 2u 2nite, Let the sweetest person cum in ur dream 2nite, but don’t make it a habit bcoz I wont b able 2 cum daily.. Gud MRNG
When I breath, I don’t see air but I knw it's around me!Wen I send a sms, I don’t see U. Bt I hope u think of me wth a smile!GM
NO & YES r short words which need long thought. Most of d troubles in Life r the result of saying.YES too soonorNO too late.gdMRNG
The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm
Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..
If you learn only methods you'll be tied to your methods,But,if you learn principles,you can device your own methods.. hv a nice day.