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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8637 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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To Meet N Depart Is
To Meet N Depart Is D Way Of Life, But 2 Depart N Meet Is D Hope Of Life. We Meet 2 Create Memories, But We Depart 2 Preserve It....Gud Mrng..
Wen u run so fast 2get
Wen u run so fast 2get sumwhere,u miss d fun of gettng dere.Life is not a race,so take it systematicaly.Hear d music b4 the song is over.GM
U crossed my
U crossed my mind just now so I whispered a prayer. I asked God to make u happy forever and ever.gd mrng
Dont take life
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….gd mrng
The four beautiful
The four beautiful thoughts of life ; look back and get experiences, look forward and get experiences, look around and find reality, look within find urself. good morning
Youth, in age,
Youth, in age, is temporary but youth in attitude, is permanent. How do you want to live your life? Choice is yours." Good Morning
Mausam ki bahar
Mausam ki bahar achhi ho, Phool ki kaliya kachi ho, Hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab bas ek duaa hai ke , Mere dost ki har subah achhi ho.
We may not
We may not achieve everything that we dream. but we will not achieve anything unless we dream.good morning
Every Change Has
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
Dastak di kisi
Dastak di kisi ne kaha khushiya laya ho, i nbox chota na pad jaye itni doaein laya hu naam hai sms aapko GOOD MORNING kahne aaya hu.
Blue be the sky
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
Being a gud person
Being a gud person is like a being a goal keeper. No matter hw many goals we save, People will remembr only d one that U missed..GM

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