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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8247 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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What is the secret of success? "Right Decisions" How do you make right decisions? "Experience" How do you get experience? "Wrong Decisions" =)gd mrng
There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
Conquering the mind is indeed bigger than conquering the world. One who succeeds in it is the happiest, strongest person in this world.GM
SMILE is a Source to Win a Heart..SMILE is a Name of Lovely Mood..SMiLE Creates Greatness in Personality!So KEEP SMILING.GM
Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm
During arguments, Intelligents use Silence & Stupids use Tongues. And during Discussions, Intelligents use Tongue & Stupids use Silence...Gud Mrng!
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM
Changes in life r good, but see that ur changes dont take u far awy frm the people,who like & care 4 u.GM
Hot tea with my COLD sms, Cold shower with my WARM sms, Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms, & lovely morning with my GUD MORNING sms.