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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8525 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Confidence never comes if we have all the answers but it comes when we are ready for all the questions.'
I ask the Lord to bless you, As I pray for you today; To guide you and protect you, As you go along your way. His love is always with you, His promises are true. And when you give Him all your cares, You know He'll see you through.gd mrng
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
A famous saying by Buddha on AngeR U will not be punished for ur anger. U will b punished by ur anger. So stay cool all times.GM
"one beautiful HEART is better than Thousand beautiful Faces, so better choose people having beautiful HEART rather than beautiful Face. Good Morning
Don’t see others doing better than you…! beat your own records everyday…! bcoz, success is a fight between you & yourself not with others…good morning
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
Flirt with ur understanding, Get engaged to compassion, Marry simplicity, Honeymoon with genuineness, And divorce the ego. That’s Life !!!gd mrng
People who Spend Time On Propagating Their Present Achievements Will Not Find Time to Grow Beyond Their Current Level.GM
We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we will get what we love or love what we have. That"s Life...Good Morning"
I may b gone 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day 4 a mth but i'l alwys b ther 4 u. i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd evning gd night but i promise i'l nvr say GUD BYE.
God planted a seed of faith in our hearts, so all we had to do is water it with prayers, fertilize it with words of God and cultivate it with lots of love.good morning