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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8449 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A famous poet says
A famous poet says "One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but can't pass his love life without wetting his eyes" Thats LOVE. good morning.
A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
No candle loses any
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
One who creates
One who creates d opportunity is Brilliant, One who gets d opportunity is Lucky, One who capitalizes on d opportunity is d Winner, so Always be the WINNER!!GM
A philosophical thought:
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
So Simple it is to
So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM
One of the reasons
One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM
Two great days in
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
Cockacoladuuuuuu,
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The good deed
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.gd mrng
Friendship opens many
Friendship opens many doors, Each with a different view; But none could be more beautiful,Than the door that leads to U....Good Morning
Go to window
Go to window look outside,someone is waiting for ur smile.Found the sun i have sent the sun to say u gd mrng

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