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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8668 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
When All season
When All season will go dry, When All birds leave the sky, When All will say Good Bye, Once Again U will Find Me saying HHiiiiiii!!gd mrng!
Ur Voice is MELODY,
Ur Voice is MELODY,Ur Nature is PERK,Ur Behaviour is KITKAT,Ur Mind is MUNCH,Ur Heart is DAIRY MILK..!!Oh ! U r Totally 5 star..Good morning
We're not too
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
"I am not blind
"I am not blind to your love for me,and I dare say that I love you with my whole heart,but I'm just afraid to lose a friendship like ours."good morning.
May The Sun
May The Sun Shine All Day Long, Everything Go Right And Nothing Wrong. May Those You Love Bring Love Back To You, And May All The Wishes You Wish Come True !!
No1 will manufacture
No1 will manufacture a lock without a key.Similarly,God won't give problems without Solutions..So never Worry. Efforts always Succeed!gm mrng
Strugle thru d tasteles
Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--
Birt was not
Birt was not our choice, Death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice.. absolutely ours.. so make every moment worthwhile...gd mrng
Thought"If u
Thought"If u surrender completely 2 d moments as they pass, u live more richly those moments."GUD MRNG
An thought to
An thought to start your day: If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults.
Instead of Thinking
Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING. Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING. Good Morning

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