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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8432 views Greeting > Good Morning

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I try to Beeee

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Experience makes one

Experience makes one modified.Training makes one qualified.But, Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!So do all work with involvment.G'Mrng!

If you don't like

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.GD MRNG

let wind blow

let wind blow away all sadness rain wash away worries sun bring u warmth moon bring u romance luv brings u happinez & my msg bring u a smile.gd mrng

When Flood comes,

When Flood comes, the Fish eat Ants,When water dries, the Ants eat Fish.Fate gives chance to everyone.Just have to wait for our turn..GM

God knows your

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.G'Mrng

Don't get 'UPSET'

Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm

No sound in

No sound in this world can be more louder than SILENCE n if some1 cannot understand ur silence,They can never understand your words !!GM

The sun has once brought

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

Problems are like

Problems are like little stones If u keep them near to ur eye, they hide ur vision.If u keep dem at a distance U can see how small dey are.GM

Everyday is specialif

Everyday is specialif u THINK so,Evry moment is memorableif you FEEL so,Every1 is unique if u SEE so,Life is wonderful if u live so.GD MRNG

Love urself ,Flirt

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....

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