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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8840 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dont b afraid of d space betwn ur dreams & reality.If u can dream it u can make it so.G'Mrng!
As rain covers the sun. truth covers the lies. angels cover the evil. flowers cover the garden. i wish and pray that happiness covers all the worries of your life. good morning
Life is very short.So BREAK silly RULES. Forgive quickly,Believe slowly, love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.GM
If you wake up, it’s a chance to achieve,If you go back to sleep it’s a lost chance.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Wining horse dsnt know why it runs in race it runs bcoz of hits & pains life is a race God is ur rider So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win d race!gd mrng
Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning
Patience with friends is love, Patience with others is respect. Patience with self is confidence & Patience with God is faith.GM.
Feel the pleasure of LIFE in every second.Never b'angry'or'sad' bcoz every 1min of ur anger or sadness u loose 60sec of happiness.Be happy always.good morninG
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.gd mrng
Real fact:No one in the world is afraid to speak the truth..Evrybdy is afraid only to face the consequenses aftr the truth is let out!GM
Our friendship is like a flying kite.U r the color paper of kite.People see & appricate u.I am the thread, invisible to people but always with U.Gud morning