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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8564 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Ting tong darwaja
Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day
Never be sad 4missing
Never be sad 4missing whatever u expectd!But, be happy 4 dat! Bcoz god has planned 2 giv anothr 1,better dan u expected!.GM
Hello, wakeup...
Hello, wakeup... Let sun learn frm ur eyes how to be cool... Let flowers learn frm your smile how to be fresh forever... Have a good day.....
True wealth is
True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning
Rowing hard doesn't
Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
Subaha ki kiran
Subaha ki kiran boli, "Utth, dekh kya nazara hai." Maine kaha, "Ruk, pehle SMS karlu useko jo sab se pyara hai..."
"Write ur sad
"Write ur sad times on sand n Good times on stone. "Think about this,n live ur life".gd mrng
Feelng grateful or
Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM
Good Message for
Good Message for a Good Person from a Good Friend for a Good Reason at a Good Time on a Good Day in a Good Mood to say GOOD MORNING
Never Conclude a
Never Conclude a Person onHis Present PositionBCoZTIME has The Power to changean invaluable stoneinto a valuable Diamond..GM
Two great days in
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
When love is unknown
When love is unknown for you,you know what is HAPPINESS..when you know love,you know wat is PAIN,ven u loose luv,u know what is "LIFE".gd mrng

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