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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8884 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own past , Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach .Gd mrng
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
It's always good to compromise only when,the other side understands ur feelings.but its not good to bend so much that u loose ur existence.GM
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning
"Who helping u,dont forget them""Who loving u,dont hate them""Who hoping u,dont cheat them"If u follow this rule,ur life wil b precious.--GM
Most luvable line:It brks ur hrt 2 c d 1 u luv Is happy wid sum1 else,bt its more painful 2 knw tht d 1 u luv is unhappy wid u.gud mrng.
Welcome the fresh morning with a "smile" on ur 'face", "Love" in ur "Heart" and 'Good Thoughts" in ur mind & You ll have a wonderful day.
If you learn to translate every event of your life in to a positive one, you will stop being a prisoner of your past & become designer of your future.G'MRNG
Dont worry for the delay in ur success compared 2 others bcoz construction of pyramid takes 2 much time thn an ordinary building....GudMrng!
Your worst days r never so bad, that u're beyond the reach of God's grace. And ur best days r never so good, that u're beyond the need of God's grace.gd mrng
Never keep on goin behind d things dat u knw u wont get. Instead try d 1 Wich is always near ur hand. It can either b ur luv or ur life!GD MRNG