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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8568 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Na pooja na snan

Na pooja na snan ,Na salaam na mandir,Subah hote hee hamara pehla kaam,Ek pyara sa sms aap ke naamGoodmorning have a fantastic day!

Which is the longest

Which is the longest word in English...? "Smiles" because there is a 'mile' gap between S & S. So keep smiling forever.GuD MorninG.

Life means missing

Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..

Utho aalsiyo aur

Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo. . . . . . . Achha Aap ho kya, Sorry Aap to wapas so jao usi me Desh ka bhala Hai. . . . . . . . . Gud Mrng!!

It is a simple

It is a simple mind touching interactive long lasting effect which wins the hearts.. yes..its your sweet smile so keep smiling always, good morning

"Happiness is not

"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future., It is something you design for the present. Make each moment a happy One." good morning...

Coin's always make

Coin's always make sound but the rupees will always be silent. So, When ur value increases...Keep calm!!good morning n have a calm n wonderful week ahead :

Whnever u smile,

Whnever u smile,I am near u to share it. Whneveru feel sad, I am inside ur heartbearing d pain.So dont b sad, ursorrows hurts me alot. B happy alwaz.. Gm

Treat everyone with

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning

TRUE WORDS:"We

TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM

Don't only be close

Don't only be close with someone who makes u happy.B close with sum1 who can't b hapy without U,it makes a lot of difference in life:GM

The first Sunlight

The first Sunlight to touch Your face Is MY WHISPER to GOD to Take care of You And To make ur day a PLEASANT..!

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