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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8513 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Morning is not

Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of god dat defeats the darkness n spreads light,may this b one more beautiful day for U..HAVE A NICE DAY....

The world will

The world will provide you with stones everyday; what you build out of it is your outlook - A bridge or a wall. Gd mrng

Floating down d

Floating down d flow needs no effort Swimming agnst it needs effort Don't Go d Way Life Takes uTke Life d Way U Want 2 GoDare 2 b diffrnt.GD MRNG

Patjhad me bhahar

Patjhad me bhahar leke ayenge, Khamo$i me ikrar leke ayenge Jab abi pukaroge pyar se hamara nam to GUD MRNG kehne $amne ayenge!! Good morning friends....

We're not too

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!

Never design ur

Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk..ButDesign it like THE SKY where everyone aspires to reach..gm

Man can live about

Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM

Wats the meaning

Wats the meaning of sms(share my sweetness) (search my soul) (seek my sweetheart) (succeed my smartness)(see my smile)so keep sending SMS Good morning..--

people are not

people are not beautiful as they look as they walk as they wear,people are Beautiful as they love ,as they care and as they share.good morning

When I met my

When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG

Prblm is jus d

Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng

:Every new day

:Every new day is a new chapter of life,bringing new topics,new moments 4 life. I wish today gud momentsapproach to make ur life joyful.. Good morning

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