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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8874 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Zindagi..na keval jeene ka bahana. Zindagi..na keval saanso ka khazana. Zindagi...Sindoor hai purab dishaa ka. Zindagi ka kaam hai Suraj ugana..!! Gmrng. Gudday
"When we are angry we can change decision but not feelngs,The changed decision may give satisfaction at dat time but later it hurts our feelings a lot". Gm
The texts u send me nite & day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay…And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day.
Never blame any day in ur life.Gud days give u'happines'Bad days give u'experience' nWorst days give u a 'lesson.'All r essential for 'LIFE...Hav a nice day
Coin's always make sound but the rupees will always be silent. So, When ur value increases...Keep calm!!good morning n have a calm n wonderful week ahead :
Do not expect the circumstances to be always in your favor.This world has not been created for you alone.Good morning.
Life ends wen u stop dreaming, Hope ends wen u stop believing, Love ends wen u stop caring, Fndship ends wen u stop sharing.Good morning
Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
Kill the STRESS before it Kills u. Reach the GOAL before it kicks u. Help evryone before somone helps u. Live the LIFE before Life leaves u.gd mrng
Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai..kyunki jeena toh har haal mein hai , toh hasne mein kya Nuksaan hai.SO KEEP SMILING GD MRNG
Whnever u smile,I am near u to share it. Whneveru feel sad, I am inside ur heartbearing d pain.So dont b sad, ursorrows hurts me alot. B happy alwaz.. Gm