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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7959 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Before u speak – Listen Before u spend – Earn Before u write – Think Before u criticize – Wait Before u pray – Forgive Before u Quit – Try Before u Die – Live. Gd mrng
Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morningto one such person
to luv someone is a natural instinct. to b luved by someone is luck. to live wid someone u luv is achievement. to live wid someone who luves u is life! gud mrng
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
if you get less messages from me… never think that I don’t care for you but I am in search of the right message for the best fnd like u GD MRNG
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
'G'od 'O'ffers U His 'O'utstanding 'D'evotion to 'M'ake U 'O'bedient& 'R'eady for a 'N'ew Day to 'I'nitiate 'N'ew Aim for d 'G'lory of Life! Gud mrng
Beautiful lines"Worrying doesn't reduce yesterdays sorrows, but it empties todays strength". So DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY..Good day!
Speak less to people whomU love most…Becoz if theycan't understand ur silence they wil never understand your words!!GM
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG
Morning Coolness, Rising Sun, Singing Birds, Melting Dew, Along With This Little Heart Wishing You A Very Glorious Good Morning
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.