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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8298 views Greeting > Good Morning

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SMS are not

SMS are not for timepass.They silently says, that I M Thinking of U. & also making U to think of me for a moment….GM

"Happiness will never

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have." Enjoy every bitBe happy and make others happy..Gud mrng

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Keypad locked press unlock & then * Now press * Keypad active 1 message received opening Message "GUD MORNG FRiND

KITKAT-Kis In Time

KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm

It's always good to

It's always good to compromise only when,the other side understands ur feelings.but its not good to bend so much that u loose ur existence.GM

If you learn only

If you learn only methods you'll be tied to your methods,But,if you learn principles,you can device your own methods.. hv a nice day.

U look Sweet

U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.

Simple Bye makes

Simple Bye makes us cry Simple joke makes us Laugh Simple care makes us fall in Luv & Touch makes us feel best Bt my msg makes u smile!GM

Live wit no

Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG

You can Eat &

You can Eat & Drink Together,Talk & Laugh Together,But you Are Only Real Friends When You Also Cried Together.GudMrng. Gud Day.

Winnrs recognise der

Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED

Whenevr u r DEPRESSED CONFUSED or HURTdont worry.Stand in front of the mirror.u'll find the best person who'll solve ur problemtrust urself..GM

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