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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8587 views Greeting > Good Morning

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When u wake

When u wake up in the morning, U have two choices : Go back to sleep and dream or Wake up and chase ur dreams.. Choice is yours gm

Wake up wink

Wake up wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.

Easily achieved things

Easily achieved things does not stay longer"&"Things which stay for a long time r not easily achieved"gud morning

Morning greetings

Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng

A Pure HeArted Person

A Pure HeArted Person CAn HAv Wonderful smile Tht MAkes Evn His Enemy 2 feel guility 4 being his Enemy.So CAtch d World of PeAce Wid urSmile

BEAUTIFUL people

BEAUTIFUL people reflect GOD in their lives.They THINK HIS thoughts, SPEAK HIS Words & LOVE without end.Remain a Beautiful Person ALWAYS!Hav a gr8 day

(G)od(O)ffers

(G)od(O)ffers us(O)utstanding(D)evotion 2(M)ake us(O)bedient &(R)eady 4(N)ew day 2(I)nitiate(N)ew Aim 4 the(G)lory of Life.GD MG.

Philosopy of love.

Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng

'In a hot day,

'In a hot day, when I look 4 a place to hide,I can't find any place cooler than ur heart. So pls don't push me out! Good Morning!

Effort is important

Effort is important. But knowing where to make an effort in ur life makes all d difference.gd mrng

Ae Hawa Ye

Ae Hawa Ye Raat Ye Zindagi Teri Ek Nazar Pe Nisar Hai Mujhe Kyon Na Ho Teri Aarzoo Teri Justju Mein Bahar Hai gud morning

Everybody seems to

Everybody seems to b SPECIAL at first sight. But,only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of their life.GM

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