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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8190 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Meaningful words: mirror is my best friend.. because when i cry; it never laughs...:gm
Always remember:= Success comes in private. But failure hits in public. Wishing you a happy & successful week. Goodmrng
Every tear is a sign of weakness…Every silence is a sign of loneliness…Every SMS is a sign of remembrance..Gd mrng
Life is so short.So break rules,Forgive quickly,Believe slowly,love truly,Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile..!gud mrg.
Floating down d flow needs no effort Swimming agnst it needs effort Don't Go d Way Life Takes uTke Life d Way U Want 2 GoDare 2 b diffrnt.GD MRNG
This lovely morning, Even though the sun is out shining, Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes, The whole place has brightened up, Good morning and have a great day.
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
God is 2 wise that he created friends without "Price Tags" B'coz if he did, i can't afford such expensive friend like "U" Take care. & hav gud dy
Be big enough to admit mistakes, Smart enough to profit from them & strong enough to correct them"! Have a Great Morning
God Gave Us Memories That We Might Have June Roses In December Of Our Lives. Good Morning Have A Wonderful Monday And Keeep Smiling:
Don't place UR mistakes on UR head,its weight may crush U.Instead place them under UR feet & use it as a platform to view UR horizon. GM