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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8862 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!
SMALL LINES BUT A LOT OF MEANING... "THE REASON WHY PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AHEAD OF THEM"..!!! GM
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
Truth of life:"U may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but remembr finally U have to live with the charactr, not with the beauty.."GD MRNG
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.
Far away there in the sunshine r my highest aspirations.I may not reach them,but I can luk up & see their beauty,believe in them & follow where they lead. G'Mrn
ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it. be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.