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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8819 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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God is the great
God is the great Architect of life & He has a great plan for us. But we r still the carpenters and we should construct our life according to His plan.GD MRNG
Nothing lasts forever
Nothing lasts forever, you must learn to let go, so that more important things can find their ways into your life! Good Day.
Success does not
Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, it depends on your quick action on important decisions..Gud mrng
Peopels who are
Peopels who are doing good today are ensuring their happiness for tommorrow.......Good Morning
"Happiness is not
"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future., It is something you design for the present. Make each moment a happy One." good morning...
Evry sunset give
Evry sunset give us 1 day less 2 live,bt evry sunrise give us,1 day more 2 hope!So,get up & hope 4 the best.Gud Day & Gud Luck
Prayer is not
Prayer is not an attempt to change god’s mind.. but its an attempt to let god change our mind… gud morning!
Nothing happens without
Nothing happens without a reason...A person who has come into your life has come either to teach u something or to learn something from U..Gud Mrng!
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng
5 frogs r
5 frogs r sitting on a wall!4 decide to jump off.How many left now??still 5.There's a lot of difference betweenDeciding & Doing Have a great day.
"The tree does
"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day".GM.
Above the dark
Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning!

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