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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7998 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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God created the World in 6 days but it would have taken him centuries to create someone as Caring,Good Looking and as Special As YouGd Day
Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want somethingOr we just thought we did." Good Morning
We came in this world wid dfear of not knowing any1..ButWe will go frm this wrld with tears after knowing every1....AND That's called"LIFE".GM
Specialc("") hot TEA"" for uI mixed it with love& happinessbut there is noSugar.BCoz I know u r very sweet."GOOD MORNING"
G-Get upO-Open ur eyesO-Out of ur bedD-Day has risenM-Mobile beepsO-One msg receivdR-Read & njoyN-Never mindI- It's just aN-New way 2 wishG-GuDmornig
"never think more about past - it bring tears.." "Dont think more about future - it brings fear..""Live this second -it brings cheers."
Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!
Hey listen.Today she was asking me ur details.I gave her ur cell no.she will b visiting u soon.Her name is SMILE ,i think it came.Good Morng
Its easy to convince one who is in anger but its not easy to compromise one who is disappointed. Never disappoint a person who cares about U. Good mrng
Between yesterdays mistakes n tomorrow hope, there is a fantastic opportunity called TODAY!!! so live it in your own style, rock ur life.GM
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM
Relations do not need evryday convrsation, doesn’t alwz need togethrnes, s long s d relatonshp is kept in d heart, tru feelngs nevr go apart!.GD MRNG