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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8258 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"Life is a Book of Mysteries.,U'll Never kNow which Page wil briNg a Good Twist.,So,keep On ReadiNg.,Bcoz HappiNess comes wheN it's Most Unexpected".GM
A Honest Smile from a Smiling Heart crossing many kilometres has just reached Ur INBOX!!Wishing Ua life full of SMILES..GM
CHEER up and REJOICE Coz every new day brings new Life.... new blessings.... new hope! Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
No candle loses any of its light while lighting up another candle"So nvr stp helping othrs cos it makes ur life mor meaningful..gud morning. Have a nice day..
UNBEATEN THOUGHT EVER..!! TAKE WATEVER U CAN FROM UR LIFE... BCOZ... WHEN LIFE STARTS TAKING FROM U... IT TAKES EVEN UR LAST BREATH...gm
Confidence comes naturally wit SuccessBtSuccess comes onlyto those, who rConfidentSo, Begin ur days witgreat confidence.
Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them..GM
When I met my wife I knew she was 'Miss Right.!'I didn’t know that her first name was 'Always' -Good MRNG
The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day
Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
Life is like a chess game. There should not be any move without valid reason. Once U moved to a wrong position, it's very difficult 2 set back.
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights upyour life . But I would rather be your moon, so I can shine on you daily during your darkest hour when your sun is not around.GOOD MORNING