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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7937 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams ofa far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreamsof that. That"s life. We never realized d value of the thingunless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u.Gud Day
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….gd mrng
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
G odO ffer usO utstandingD evotion 2M ake usO bedient &R eady forN ew day toI nviteN ew aim forG lory of life.Have a nice day…
Trust should be like the feeling that one year old baby has : when u throw him in air, he laughs.. Because he is sure you'll catch him..gd mrng
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
May ur salty days b peppered wid SPICY LOV, May u bask in LEMON SUNSHINE, play on STRAWBERRY FIELD, under a VANILLA SKY...in short hav a YUMMY DAY !!
Rose is famous for grace!Advocate is famousfor Case!Horses are famousfor Race!But ur smile is famous on ur Face.!Gud Nite
"Leav SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE.. Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING.Bcoz in lif,SOMETHING ll leave u,but SOMEONE wil always live with U":GM
Achievers never Expose themselves. But their Achievements Expose them. So lets do some SMARTWORK to become BEST in the FUTURE:GM
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God.GM