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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8503 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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LIFE IS NOT A SHARP
LIFE IS NOT A SHARP KNIFE TO CUT ALL THOSE BAD MEMORIES.. BUT LIFE IS A NEEDLE TO WEAVE GOLDEN THREAD OF SWEET MEMORIES!GM
It's paradoxical,
It's paradoxical, that the person on whom u have the most control, is yourself.Yet the hardest person to transform is yourself.Good Morning.
A Relationship doesn’t
A Relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands in best of times…But…..it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations.GM
Sky is golden
Sky is golden when sun is rising. Ocean is silver when moon is shining. The day is pleasant when U R smiling... "KEEP SMILING" Have a nice day .GOOD DAY.
Destiny Is Simply
Destiny Is Simply The Strength Of Your Desire If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double. If You Laugh At Trouble It Disappear Like Bubble.good morning
Ae Hawa Ye
Ae Hawa Ye Raat Ye Zindagi Teri Ek Nazar Pe Nisar Hai Mujhe Kyon Na Ho Teri Aarzoo Teri Justju Mein Bahar Hai gud morning
Subah-subah suraj
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.
Never search happiness
Never search happiness in others, This will make you to feel alone. But search it in yours self, You will feel happy even you are left alone.gd mrng
Being a friend is
Being a friend is not just sharing jokes, conversations, cup of coffee or funny story. It means sharing honest n true part of yourself...Gud mrng
Winnrs recognise der
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day
The more u count
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day Good Morning! Have a nice day!
WhAt wil u do if
WhAt wil u do if 1 dAy d whole world on 1 side & u on opposite ?Simple..Just Turn bAck n u r leAder of d whole world.We say:Think DIFFFERENT .GM

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