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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8064 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Please Open Ur Eyes! So The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz All are Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face.... & say GOOD MORNING
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
Changes in life r good, but see that ur changes dont take u far awy frm the people,who like & care 4 u.GM
Life is like a FLUTE..It may have several Holes & Emptiness,But if we work on it,The same Holes & Emptiness produce Magical Melodies.GD MRNG
Shakespeare said "One beautiful Heart is equal 2 thousand beautiful faces. So better choose gud Heart rather than beautiful faces."gd mrng
Our friendship is like a flying kite.U r the color paper of kite.People see & appricate u.I am the thread, invisible to people but always with U.Gud morning
I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own past , Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach .Gd mrng
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki Har deewar har minar ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha,Aur bola-ma kasam!Bahut kharcha ho gaya! Good morning.
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG
The Price of Greatness is Responsibility, There r no limits on what we can achieve in our Life; except the Limit We accept in our minds! Have a good day
"AH" k "PHOOL" khil gaye"PANCHI" apne "SAFAR" pe udd gaye"SURAJ" aate hi "TAARE" b chup gaye KYA aap "MITHI NEEND" se utth gaye.good morning.