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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8050 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Dont walk as lf you rule the world...but walk as lf you dont care who rules the world...!! thats called "attitude" Enjoy life...gd mrng
Life is so short.So break rules,Forgive quickly,Believe slowly,love truly,Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile..!gud mrg.
Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wn u learn to share it, u wil realize__ how big & precious it is.. Be happy Always.. G.Morning
So Simple it is to Live,So Simple it is to LuVSo Simple it is To Smile,So Simple it is To Win,BtIt's 2 Difficult to Be Simple.GM
Relationship doesnt get closer by meetngs, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care 4 u in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe u'll never know, Perhaps I'll nvr show.
Water falls from a hill,it nevr thinks it had fallenit raises 2 run as a un stoppable Rive rLife is not Falling but RISING AT EVERY FALL…GM
The value of any relation is not hw much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness dat one feels without someone...G'Mrng!
Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality, So eithr expect less or accept d reality, n d prblm is no more…..gd mrng
Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Bkz I Can Send A Great Big Morning Sms To My Bestest Friend. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day.. . .
Ma own If u got d spirit of understAnding evrythin & tAking it in proper wAy.U will enjoy Every Min of Lyf Whethr it is a pleAsure or pAin.!GM
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
All mornings are like Paintings, you need a little inspiration, to get going,a little smile to brighten up & aims from someone who cares to color your day… good morning…..Have a Nice Day..