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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8761 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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There is a great difference between worry and concern.A worried person sees a problem, anda concerned person solves a problem....,*Good Morning*
Measuring life by what others do for u may disappoint u. But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning 2 ur life...!! Gd day
"If u trust sum1,trust till the end;whAtevr d results may be"in the end either u will hAve a very good frnd or a very good lesson.!Think Abt it.!GM
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng
Worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it Best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u get evrythng.GD MRNG
Smile is a cooling system of heart, Sparkling system of eyes, Lightening system of face, Relaxing system of mind. So,keep smiling.
Worries always look big if you have it in your heart. But when you learn to share it with your dears, you will realize how small and simple it is..Gud mrng
Jo rahte hai dil me wo juda nai hote,kuch ahsas lafjo me bayan nai hote,ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,wo itne acche he kabi khafa nai hote.Good morning.--
Two secrets to keep your life brimming and avoid clashes.. Whenever you're wrong admit it. . . BUT Whenever you're right be silent. . . Gud Morning....
Specialc("") hot TEA"" for uI mixed it with love& happinessbut there is noSugar.BCoz I know u r very sweet."GOOD MORNING"
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
God givs evry bird its food,bt he doesnt throw it 2 its nest."DefeAt is nt wen u fAl down,its wen u refuse 2 get up"Gud MRNG