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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8416 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.
Ek khubsurati, ek tazgi, ek sapna, ek sacchai, ek kalpana, ek ahsas, ek aastha, ek vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat
Don't only be close with someone who makes u happy.B close with sum1 who can't b hapy without U,it makes a lot of difference in life:GM
Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG
Forget things that make u sad,And remembr those made u Glad,Forget Trouble that passed away,And remembr Blessings dat Come each day...G'mrng...
Life is full of Problems,Problems r not Permanent,But Life is Permanent,So avoid probleMS skeep smiling enjoy Life withCorrect Way. GM
Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Freindship is"More clear than water""More pure than gold""More sweet than honey"So thanks for sharing Gods beautiful gift with me..GD'morG
Difficult to tell what Loving is like. Impossible 2 tell wat Missing is like. May u never Miss whom u Love,& may whom u Love Miss you always..G d morning.
Wats the meaning of sms(share my sweetness) (search my soul) (seek my sweetheart) (succeed my smartness)(see my smile)so keep sending SMS Good morning..--
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning