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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8317 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .
ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!
Paani ki bunde phulo ko bhiga rahi hai,thandi lahre 1 taazgi jaga rahi hai,ho jaiye aap bhi inme shamil,1 pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai...good morning…
A philosophical thought: its pretty hard to tell wat does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth hav both failed. Good morning. Hav a great day..
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.gd mrng
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
I am not afraid of a fighter who knows 1000 kicks,But I am afraid of the one who has practiced 1 kick 1000 times. GM
Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy U, but to help u realise ur hidden potential. Let Difficulties Know That U R DIFFICULT.Gud mrng
Anger is a "wide ball" leave it.Fear is "no ball" let it.Smile is a "sixer"-hit it.Friendship is a "wicket" get it.Failure is a "bouncer"-Forget it.Problem is a "yorker" face it.Success is "century" make it.Luck is a "free hit" use it.Than u can rock the IPL of the life.gm
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Your worst days r never so bad, that u're beyond the reach of God's grace. And ur best days r never so good, that u're beyond the need of God's grace.gd mrng