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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7939 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Sky is so blue, I met sumone so true, Now d world seems sumthn new..! Sumone very special among a few,i m glad that god gifted me a sweet frnd lik U.Good mrng & good day
The entry of moon..,earth smiles.The entry of flowers..,bees smile.The entry of rain..,trees smile..may the entry of my msgs make ur life smile..GM
Love is missing some1 whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Good Morning Have A Nice Day
Success is going from one failure to another failure without loosing your enthusiasum............GD MRNG
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
TAZI HAWA ME PHOOLO KI MAHAK HO, PAHLI KIRAN ME CHIDIYO KI CHAHAK HO, JAB B KHOLO AAP APNI PALKE UN PALKO ME BUS KHUSIYO KI JALAK HO,
Respect the old when you are young,Help the week when you are strong ,confess the fault when you are wrong Because someday in life u will be old,weak,and wrong . Good morning
thought 4 a lifetme… (cant beat dis msg!!!!) "don’t let sum1 bcum a priority in ur life when u r just an option in their life!"GD MRNG
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng
Ur Voice is MELODY,Ur Nature is PERK,Ur Behaviour is KITKAT,Ur Mind is MUNCH,Ur Heart is DAIRY MILK..!!Oh ! U r Totally 5 star..Good morning
Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day