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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8276 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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V r like the Tea Bags...whose True Strength cums out whenput in Hot Water!Take careKeep smiling.Gud morning
Superb Thought… 'Never try to maintain relations in your life… Just try to maintain life in your relations…'GM
Fact of life:They all laughed so I laughed,I cried but no 1cried wit me.dis is life.Try 2 Move Up In Life By wiping Ur eyes by Ur Own Hand.good morning
Strugle thru d tasteles cofee til d Last sip only 2discovr sugar crystals lying at d bottom, Datz..Life, Sweetened jus nt stirred well enuf!Good morning..--
Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned, just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one! The BEST is yet to come!! GD MRNG
When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.GD MRNG
BEAUTIFUL people reflect GOD in their lives.They THINK HIS thoughts, SPEAK HIS Words & LOVE without end.Remain a Beautiful Person ALWAYS!Hav a gr8 day
Life is very short.So BREAK silly RULES. Forgive quickly,Believe slowly, love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.GM
This is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person from a fivestar friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood. Gud MRNG.
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
Befor v can lead,v must serve Befor v cn serve,v must prepreBefor v cn prepare,v must learn Befor v can learn,V must listen Befor v can listen,V must b silent.GM