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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8381 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"In Life, we Have a Lot to Lose and Very Little to Choose. So, Whenever u Get a Chance 2 Choose, Do it carefully and See That U Never Lose it...!
Best End: FRI"END, Best Stand: UNDER"STAND, Best Age: COLLE"AGE, Best Work: HARD"WORK, & Best Day is Always T0DAY. Think Best & Be Best.GM
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
If you desire to ‘blossom’ like a rose in the garden, you’ll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. good day!
Problem is just d distance between Expectation n Reality. Either Expect less n Accept d Reality, Or Expect a lot n turn it into Reality! GM.
The fruit of silence is PRAYER The fruit of prayer is FAITH The fruit of faith is LOVE The fruit of love is SERVICE The fruit of service is PEACE .gd mrng
Whenever you get pains in your life. just think about the fullform of pains. ‘positive attitude in negative situation’ follow it & your life will change.. good morning…
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!.gd mrng
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.gd mrng
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It’s fine, but please don’t 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!