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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8014 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Happiness always looks
Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands ... But when you learn to share it , you will realize how big and precious it is!! Gd mrng
2 aspects of life
2 aspects of life:If v become too Sentimental, its too Hard to Lead Life & if v become too Practical,its too tough to Respect Relations…!GD MRNG
Morning greetings does
Morning greetings does not only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying- I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!Gud mrng
Memories r treasure
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM
TRUE WORDS:"We
TRUE WORDS:"We must be big enough to admit our mistakes.,Smart enough to profit 4m them,n Strong enough to correct them"GM
If People around U
If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG
Sweet gud mornin
Sweet gud mornin to a sweet person who passd sweet nite to saw sweet dreams now wants to pass the sweet day with sweet talks..Good morning.!
Thought for a lifetime
Thought for a lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.... Good Morning .
Life will be pleasant,
Life will be pleasant,Ifwe are satisfied with what we have…BUT,Will be more thrilling IF We make effort to achieve what we deserve.!.GM
Life Laughs At
Life Laughs At u, Wen u r Unhappy, Life Smiles At u wen u r Happy, But Life Salutes u Wen u Make Others Happy..Good Morning
Today wrap a rainbow
Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,remove all clouds of doubt n fears n may u simply have a Beautiful day!! G'Mrng
When All season
When All season will go dry, When All birds leave the sky, When All will say Good Bye, Once Again U will Find Me saying HHiiiiiii!!gd mrng!

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