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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8937 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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A true message
A true message for life:-Care should be in Heart and not in Words.....!Anger should be in Words and not in Heart..GOOD MORNING
Two great days in
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
Bell give us tinkls
Bell give us tinkls,Fountain giv us sprinkls,Crying giv us wrinkls,& gud frnd mak us laugh& laughing gives us dimple skeep smiling.GD MRNG
A caring hand always
A caring hand always above u True be the hearts of all who love u Affection like abreeze around u Happiness like sunshine always surround u!GMRNG
A Lovely thought..
A Lovely thought...."Death is not the greatest loss in life.....the greatest loss is -what dies in you when you are alive..Good Day
" Desire, determine
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning
Dust is dirty clean
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
LOOK…the
LOOK…the moon is calling you, SEE…the stars are shining for you, HEAR… my heart saying good night.
I have known
I have known the pain of failure, frutration , disappointment, defeat! Because I have taken a chane on Winning, Succeeding, Achieving! It takes a lot of the the first to get some of the second."HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!!
Main hu yahan,
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan to nahao yaar Good Morning
If I had a penny
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!GM
Change is the Law
Change is the Law of Life.. Challenge is the Aim of Life.. U hav to challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenges.GD MRNG

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