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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8177 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always Take Extra
Always Take Extra Care of 3Things in ur Life Trust,Promise & Relationships BecauseThey Dont Make Noise When They Break.GM
New Morning +
New Morning + New Aim + New Achievement + UR Dedication + Committment = SUCCESS Just TRY it & Win the Day! Good Morning & Have a Great day!
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE
U R MY BESTSMARTBLE, SWEETEST N INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE:- Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik he, Inka wastawik jivan se koi sambandh nahi hai..Gud day.
Love without depending
Love without depending,live without pretending,listen without defending,speak without offending,and smile without doubting.. So smile good morning
Health is not
Health is not merely the absence of diseases.It is a positive state of physical,mental,moral,social and spiritual well beingness.Good morning
Thosands of languages
Thosands of languages around this world,but smile can beat them All.Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak.So keep smiling.GD MRNG
Faith consists in
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond d power of reason to believe.It is not enough that a thing be possible for it to be believed.GM
View A Negative
View A Negative Experience In Ur Life Like How U Look At A Photo Negative.A Single Negatv Can Creat An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.G'mng.
Everything in life
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That’s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime… but having the faith it’ll last forever
"A person who
"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart"-Gud Morning
"Some Flowers Grow
"Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun;Others do well in Shadow.God Knows What is Best For us & Puts us Where We Grow Best..GM
End is not end
End is not end.. in fact, end is effort never dies!! no is not always just denial.. its no- next opportunity!! always b positive!! have a nice morning

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