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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8065 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.
True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight is Bcoz it is the only thing that dont change when everyone else does..GM
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.Never give up, bcoz what appears to be the end may actually be a new begining.. Gud mrng
Live wit no excuse n love wit no regrets. When life gives u a hundered reasons 2 cry, show life that u have million reasons 2 smile…GD MRNG
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G-GOd O- Offers us O- outstinding D- Devotion .be good gd mrng
Prayer's may not change d situations; but it changes our attitude to d situation & gives us hope; which in turn can change our entire life.GM
There r no secrets to success.It is the result of preparation, hard work n learning frm failure.-He, who moves not forward, goes backward. a cool mrng
One of the basic difference between God & Human is,God gives gives gives & forgives.....But human gets gets gets & forgets....Gmrg