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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8477 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Fantastic Quote about
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
GOD has deposited
GOD has deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace Laughter+all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account Use W/out Limit. D PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.gd mrng
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
Memories r treasure
Memories r treasure dat nobody can steal!But they can leave behind a pain 4 d moments when d dear ones are at a distance..GM
Look d sun
Look d sun is caling u! C d rays r shining for u!Listen d birds r singing to u!Hear "my heart" says very good mrning to all of u.
No one is rich enough to
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are Silver; old are Gold. Good Morning !!!
Never search your
Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.gd mrng
Life is not about
Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship.Its not how much we care in the beginning,but how much we care till d end. Gm
If People Talk Behind
If People Talk Behind Ur BackWhat Does It Mean?It Means, U R 2 Steps Ahead Of Them So Maintain Ur Position & Work Hard...!!!G'Mrng!
Feelng grateful or
Feelng grateful or appreciativ of someone or something in ur life, actualy attracts more of d thngs that u appreciate&value into ur life.GM
Jo rahte hai
Jo rahte hai dil me wo juda nai hote,kuch ahsas lafjo me bayan nai hote,ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,wo itne acche he kabi khafa nai hote.Good morning.--
Always try to prove
Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM

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