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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7979 views Greeting > Good Morning

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LAw of beAutiful life

LAw of beAutiful life is Defined as,"Living in the Hell with Our Loved ones is Always better than Living in heAven with no one"-GM

When you run

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.GD MRNG

Never design ur

Never design ur character like a GARDEN where anyone can walk..ButDesign it like THE SKY where everyone aspires to reach..gm

Always try to prove

Always try to prove that you are right but... Never attempt to prove that others are wrong…GM

Character is Like

Character is Like a Book!It Takes Seconds to BurnBut it Takes years to PrintSo Print it Carefully&NEVER Let It Burn.GM

A clay pot that

A clay pot that contains milk, will be ranked higher than a golden pot that contains poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner self makes us valuable.

There is no one

There is no one who knows everything! There is no one who knows nothing!People judge u by ur action not by ur intentions...-GUD MORNING

'G'od 'O'ffers U

'G'od 'O'ffers U His 'O'utstanding 'D'evotion to 'M'ake U 'O'bedient& 'R'eady for a 'N'ew Day to 'I'nitiate 'N'ew Aim for d 'G'lory of Life! Gud mrng

Hi today i am

Hi today i am coming to your house. in the way of sun rays. in the way of sweet breeze. in the way of good wishes. Good morning

I try to Beeee

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

Somebody asked God

Somebody asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied, "Remove the ' I ', that is Ego; Remove the 'Want', that is desire; & 'Peace' will be aautomaticaly urs,GD MRNG

"24 sweet hrs

"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!! "4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!! but... "1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet! GOOD MORNING

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