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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7938 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Laughing faces don't

Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it. Keep smiling!!!gd mrng

True wealth is

True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets its in the values we live and share as well as the person we keep in touch with & care gud morning

IF People Talk

IF People Talk Behind UR BackWhat Does That Mean?Simple! It MeansYOU ARE 2 STEPS AHEAD of themSO keep Moving Ahead.GM

If People around U

If People around U r trying to Pull U Down,Be Proud about itBecauseIt Means only 1 thingU r above them,believe it...U r the best!!!GD MRNG

I want to send

I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng

Never leave a

Never leave a true relation 4 few faults.. think just once nobody is perfect nobody is correct & at d end affection is always greater than perfection!

Any one who stops

Any one who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep ur mind young..GD MRNG

Were born alone

Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone.gd mrng

KITKAT-Kis In Time

KITKAT-Kis In Time Kis AtTimePERK-Perfect Emotional Romantic Kis MUNCH-Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.So think b'for giving choclate anybody.Gm

Subah-subah suraj

Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho..Chah-chahate parindo ki awaj ho..Hath me cofee aur yado me koi khas ho..Us khusnuma subah ki kya bat ho..< Good MorNinG >.

EYES-expres d real

EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words! TOUCH-shows d care than any words do, but WORDS-when used proprly can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.Gd mrng

God smiled at

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

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