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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 7930 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Every morning has

Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with

Cheerful peoples are

Cheerful peoples are like sunlight. They shine in the corners of the heart and offer fresh hopes... Good Morning..

Trust is feeling

Trust is feeling that a 1year old kid has,when u throw him in air,he laughscoz he knws u'll catch him.SoTrust the person who care 4u. g'mg

Gulshan me bhawro

Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya, Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya, Muskaan k7 ankhe khol pyare., fir se ek naya savera ho gaya.

Thought"If u

Thought"If u surrender completely 2 d moments as they pass, u live more richly those moments."GUD MRNG

The rain makes

The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass & flowers too..If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn't it rain on you?-Gud Morning

Education gives quality

Education gives quality of life.Money givs quality of respect.Wife gives quality of love.but friendship gives quality of heart.Gd mng

If LOVE & MEMORIES

If LOVE & MEMORIES R ur weakest points..then u r the strongest person in the world"Good Morning..

When god takes

When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng

Team is a group

Team is a group of people who may not be equal in qualification, experience or talent but are equal in commitment to achieve success..good morning

Live each day

Live each day in d happiest way,be d best, no matter wher u stay.Let ur fortune so unfold, tht even the stones u hold, may turn into gold.G'Morning!

An ideal day

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! have a great day! good morning.

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