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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8058 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.
A beAutiFul Thougth:A winner cAn Show u d Way to Success..But A Loser cAn mAke you AwAre Of All WAys LeAding To FAilure..!-GM
Always be Happy, always wear a smile. Not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to Smile.--
people are not beautiful as they look as they walk as they wear,people are Beautiful as they love ,as they care and as they share.good morning
"We love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes..Then how can we hate others for one mistake?"GM
I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting u. gud morning!
When time comes 4 u to give ur hearts to someone, make sure u select someone who wil nevr breaks ur heart, bcoz broken hearts has never spare parts…Gd MRNG
I have no diamonds to give u… I have no pearls to give u.. but I have two little words to give u… Good day
Never let dreams die, for if you do, life will only be a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, andas long as there is hope, there is joy in living.'**** GOOD MORNING
Everyone is good to you,till you expect nothing from them..!And you are too Good to them only till u fulfill their expectations.!Good Mng
I Don 't Know The Key To Success ,But The Key To FAilure Is Trying To PleAse Everybody.LeAve the HesitAtion Live the Life With Freedom..GM
watch d ants crawl up d wall..U notice dat no mattr hw busy dey r dey stil stop&wish 1 anothr.Hop v can b lik dem-in touch 4evr.. gud day!