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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8864 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM
Good Morning.Do not Expect much from Others&Get Disappinted..ButDo not Disappoint thoseWho Expect Much from You..Good Day....
Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value,Rather than Joining Two hands for Prayer.GD MRNG
MONEY SAYS SPEND ME NOT, TIME SAYS WASTE ME NOT, FLOWERS SAYS TOUCH ME NOT, STUDY SAYS LEAVE ME NOT, SMS SAYS ERASE ME NOT & I SAY FORGET ME NOT...GD MRNG
Rose is famous 4 GRACE,ADVOCATE is famous 4 his CASE,HORSE is famous 4 his RACE,Bt u r famous 4 ''SMILE'' on ur face...Keep Smiling
U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.
The Shortest Solution to any problem is to minimize the distance between our knees & the floor.Those who kneel down to GOD, can stand up to Anything!GM
One hand of help, one word of sympathy, one act of Humanity, one smile of charity, one message a day can change someone's 'Life and Mood'. .Good morning...--
So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love.So simple it is to Smile.So simple it is to win. But it's too difficult to be so simple.G'Mrng!
A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous that it make us forget the thousand lovable moment spent together within minute.good morning
Our life begins with our cry,Our life ends with others cry,so try to utilize this gap in laugh as much as possible...Gm.