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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8592 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Face Challenges Confidently
Face Challenges Confidently Thinking:"IF I CAN'T, WHO CAN".But After WINNING Be Humble Enough To Say: "IF I CAN,WHO CAN'T"Good Morning>
There's no Special
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.Gud evening
Evry succesful person
Evry succesful person hs a painful story.Evry painful story hs a Succesful ending.So Accept d pain, & get ready 4 Success.gud mrng
Dont Go d Way
Dont Go d Way Life TakesU.Take Life d Way U Want to Go.Just b urself,dnt compromise always,Remembr U r Born to Rule not to be Ruled. B a 'WARRIOR in lyf..gm
If you don't Stand
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything.gd mrng
Bhor hui dekho kya
Bhor hui dekho kya nazare hai Dali-dali par bikhre phul kitne sare hai Aap ki subah ho jaye achhi Qki aap hame sabse zyada pyare hai...
The FUTURE belongs
The FUTURE belongs2those ppl who believe in beauty of thr DREAMS & best way2make ur DREAMS COMETRUE 4ever is2wakeup.GM
Don't fear for facing
Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,Because Even the successful Maths starts with ZERO..Miss you friends.GM
The value of any
The value of any relation is not hw much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness dat one feels without someone...G'Mrng!
Express urslf such
Express urslf such dat ur enemies too remembr u. Laugh such tht ur sadnes too laughs vit u. Live ur life such dat GOD too feels proud of U.GD MRNG
SMILES r like Birds
SMILES r like Birds that fly from face to face..May ur lips give them a better nest so that they can live there forever....Keep SmilingGM
Therere is no special
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U!good day

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