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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8428 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.gd mrng
WishingUonefine DAY!NO wOrries,NO hUrries,NO hangups,NO stress,NO lOss,NO tension,No depresion,No bad moods,Wishing U gr8 day..GOOD Mrng!
Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring.GD MRNG
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM
Wen life seems to be a journey thru a dark tunnel, just take me along... I dont promise 2 lead U to light, But I can assure U tht U are Not Alone..Good mornin
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it. it disapears like a bubble so always smile at ur problem.GM
Dastak di kisi ne kaha khushiya laya ho, i nbox chota na pad jaye itni doaein laya hu naam hai sms aapko GOOD MORNING kahne aaya hu.
Wellwisher is not who meets U everyday and talk with U everyday. Wellwisher is one who may or maynot meet U but always think of U & Ur happiness..gd mrng
Success slogan 1. Define ur self.2. Never give up.3. Plan ur future.4. Realise the value of time.5. Think positive.6. Catch ur dreams.GM
'Pls give me a KISS !Shocked ?Daro matKISS means...K > KoiI > InterestingS > SmsS > Send karoab to thik hai na .So KISS me every day.Good morning
Khwabo k jahan se ab laut b aaiye,Hui subah ab jaag b jayie,Chand aur taaro ko ab keh b dijiye "bye" aur pyari si subah ko kahiye "hi"
Don't get 'UPSET' with little jerks in life,Bcozlife is like a road & problems are like speed breakers,They 'SAVE' us from'BIG' accident.gm.