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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8721 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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"NEVER CHANGE UR ORIGINALITY" 4 the sake of others ... coz no 1 can play ur role better than u...gd mrng
Waves r always our inspiration ,not bcoz of they look beautiful... But whenever they go down they come up with a greater speed.... G'Mrng!
Don’t see others doing better than you…! beat your own records everyday…! bcoz, success is a fight between you & yourself not with others…good morning
Best Thought:"the person who luv u most will trouble n irritate u the maximum,bt whn u drop a tear,he will fight wid the world to stop ur tears."gud mrng
In Life, we have a Lot to Lose & very Little 2 Choose.. Whenver u get a Chance to Choose, do it Wisely & see that u Never Lose what u Choose !!G'Mrng.
Never play with the Feelings of others. Because U may win the Game but the Risk is that U will Surely Lose the Person for Lifetime..! G'Mng
Trusting in god won't make the mountain smaller,but will make climbing easier. Do not ask him 4 a lighter load but ask him 4 a stronger back bone..Gm
A good plan for today is better than a great plan for tommorow. Look backward with satisfaction and look forward with confidence..GMrng!
Ever Seen a bAby LeArn to wAlk without fAlling down..?...No !!!You never Will either.MistAke R A pArt of the process We cAll Success..GM
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality! but d permanent defeat of life comes wen we surrender our dreams to reality. good morning
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng