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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8138 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Silent lips may avoid many problems & Smiling lips will solve many problems.So, always have a cute little smile on your face.Gud day!G'Mrg
There r no secrets to success.It is the result of preparation, hard work n learning frm failure.-He, who moves not forward, goes backward. a cool mrng
Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.Gd mrng
All mornings are like Paintings, you need a little inspiration, to get going,a little smile to brighten up & aims from someone who cares to color your day… good morning…..Have a Nice Day..
Life is a rope that swings us through hope . Always believe today is better than yesterday &tomarrow will be much better than today..G'Mrng
MONEY SAYS SPEND ME NOT, TIME SAYS WASTE ME NOT, FLOWERS SAYS TOUCH ME NOT, STUDY SAYS LEAVE ME NOT, SMS SAYS ERASE ME NOT & I SAY FORGET ME NOT...GD MRNG
U look Sweet when u read my sms, Sweeter when u read & Smile... But u look Sweetest when u read, Smile & Reply! so b Sweetest alwaz... Good morning.
Every Change Has A Reason, Every Reason Has A Source, Dont Search For The Source But Live With The Change. Life Is Yours.GD MRNG
Winnrs recognise der limtations,bt focus on der strngths.Losrs kno der strngths bt focus on der weaknes U_B_a_WiNNER!! Hav a Fantastic Day
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. Good Morning !
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,Id Never B 2 Far…GD MRNG
A person who spends sum time on his knees 4 prayer in front of God wil never find difficulty 2 stand on his feet throughout his life..Gud MRNG