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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8299 views Greeting > Good Morning

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If U Feel Litle

If U Feel Litle Bored,lil Sick,lil Sad or Lost,U Knw Wats Wrng?U R Sufrig 4rm Lack Of Vitamin"ME".So always Stay In Tuch Wid Me.Good Morng.

Everyone mAy not

Everyone mAy not b Gud,But There's AlwAys something Gud in Every1.Never judge any1 becAuse every sAint hAs a pAst & Every sinner hAs a Future.!!GM

U'll never get

U'll never get a 2nd chance to mke a 1st impression..But remember the 1st impression is not the last CHANCE...Gud mrng.Have a nice day.

Memories are the

Memories are the treasures that we keep ocked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. GOOD MORNING

Here's 2day's

Here's 2day's weather forecast. There shall be SHOWERS of BLESSINGS all over u & a HEAVY downpour of GOD's Favour all around u. GOOD MORNING

COMPARISON IS THE

COMPARISON IS THE BEST WAY TO JUDGE OUR PROGRESS... BUT NOT WITH OTHERS, COMPARE UR YESTERDAY WITH UR TODAY..!!GM

Smile is theLighting

Smile is theLighting systemof the Face.Cooling systemof Heart. Charging systemof Mind.Pain or pleasure, maintain a smileSo keep on smiling.Gud morning.

If People Talk Behind

If People Talk Behind Ur BackWhat Does It Mean?It Means, U R 2 Steps Ahead Of Them So Maintain Ur Position & Work Hard...!!!G'Mrng!

Falling down doesn’t

Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.gd mrng

The pleasure of

The pleasure of being with u is pleasurable..even wen everyone on earth forgets u,remember here is one who forgets everyone,2 remember u...Gd mg

Attention Pls. Passengers

Attention Pls. Passengers in Sweet DrmZ r requstd 2 open their eyes.As d NIGHT AIRLINES is Landing on a Beautiful Day.So Wake up.Gud MornG.

Bahar aati hai

Bahar aati hai aapke aane se Phool khilte hai aapki jhalak pane se zyada mat soiye janab kyoki her subah hoti hai aapke MUSKURANE se

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