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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8830 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Clocks make a
Clocks make a sound as tick tick..But it's not tick tick..It's real sound is Quick Quick..Bcoz time is precious!GM
"Hunger wakes U
"Hunger wakes U 2 work!Anger makes U achieve!Poverty pushes U 2 earn!Problems keep U alert!It's +ve Attitude that makes a better life!"
"Every Relation Is
"Every Relation Is Like Cardiogram. It Always Has Ups & Down. If Its Steady It Dies. So Accept It Positively, Believe In Forgiving" G'Mrng!
Life is like a FLUTE
Life is like a FLUTE..It may have several Holes & Emptiness,But if we work on it,The same Holes & Emptiness produce Magical Melodies.GD MRNG
One song can
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring.GM
If you want to
If you want to be the happiest person in the world, engage yourself in the most busiest work" Good Morning.
Raat ne chadar
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne Bikher di hain,Chalo utho or thanks Karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne aapko ye pyari si subah di hai...GOOD MORNING!
"if People talk behind
"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng
Ordinary people don't
Ordinary people don't value their own time rather try to waste others time. so keep yourself away from these people. good morning
Always welcome a
Always welcome a new day with a smile on you lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you’ll have a wonderful day ahead…..Good Morning !!!!
Most luvable line
Most luvable line:It brks ur hrt 2 c d 1 u luv Is happy wid sum1 else,bt its more painful 2 knw tht d 1 u luv is unhappy wid u.gud mrng.
Both Anger &
Both Anger & Happiness r complimentary..Make ur anger so expensivethat no1 can afford it & make ur happiness so cheap that people get it free frm u!GM

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