Funny Shayari SMS Messages491 messages

Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Jabse tumhe jana hai,Jabse tumhe paaya hai,Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai Taaki poochhu rab se ki ''Yeh kaisa'NAMOONA' banaya hai''??....
Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,aapke siwa koi yad aata nahi,hasrat to hai roz aapko dekhu, per"Kambakat" vo"MADARI" aapko roz lata nahi
Paani me tairna machhli ka style, Hawa me udna panchhi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padhna Aapka style..
Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.
Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Woh sadak ke is paar thi aur hum sadak ke us paar the hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum aur age badhe woh bhi aur age badhi, ab hum sadak ke is paar the aur woh sadak ke us pae thi.