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Kab se khamosh ho aae jane jaha kuch to bolo.kya abhi aur sitam dhane ko dil karta hai.ro ro k hum se puchha dil k chhalo ne.basti dur basa li dil me basne wale

Dil se boloon ek Baat mai Sachchi* Hum Tum Ek Daal ke Panchhi* Dosti Hamari ye Hogi na Kachchi* Teri Photo se to Meri Negative achchhi.

Kanto k badle phool kya doge Ansu k badle khushi kya doge Hume to chahiye apki umra bhar ki dosti.Bolo is sawal ka jawab kya doge?

Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)

.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!

Chehre ki hansi se her gum chupao , bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao , khud kabhi na rutho par sabko manao , ye hi raj hai zindgi ka bas jeete jao .

Chehre ki hasi se har gam ko chupao bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao khud na rutho par sabko manao yehi RAAZ hai zindagi ka bas jitehi jao

KhoonSe Khelnge Holi,Agar Watan Mushkil Me He,Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Ab hamare DilMe He!Aao Milkar Kare Desh Ko Salam,bolo MERA BHARAT MAHAN.

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Pappu ne Jungle me ped pr Sanp(snak) ko latkte huve dkha Pappu-Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.