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Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     900 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari..... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari
Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha.Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha. Raste pe ja ke dekha to kidki pe koi nahi tha.
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
DIN KE UJALE ME REL POWER NE ANDHERA DIKHAYA.PAPA KA SAPNA DONO NE MILKAR MITTI ME MILAYA.7.5LAC CR GAWA KAR LOGO NE SOCHA,KASH YE PAISA LIC ME LAGAYA HOTA
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.
Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.