1 SArdar k 20

1 SArdar k 20
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     858 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
Ek Ladki ki dua. "Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi, Sabhi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil me, Mobile me Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai
Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar
mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi;shaadi ko abhi 3 mahine hi guzre they,na jaane kis hisaab se mujhe ABBA bana gayi.
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress