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Jan, 23 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1019 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Kyu har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho har naye din humara dil dukhate ho ye bat sunkar humari rooh tak kaanp gai. K aap bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Shukun Nhi Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nhi Ayega Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nhi Ayega
wade kisise irade kise se, anhe kise se nigahe kisi se, ab yaar tumhra bharosa hi kya, jo adhe hamare adhe kisi ke.
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai …
kya moh kya maya hai,is duniya mein sukh kisne paya hai,Hame bhi msg karke dekh lo.Compny ne mobile sirf tere G-F ke liye nhi bnaya hai
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..